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Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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welcome to c n n
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hi shit head
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you will be backed and there will be cake
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Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.
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Hello my little buddy
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Kieran is my friend, and now I will kill you, sorry about that...
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Mine! Don't touch that!
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Wake Up.....Beginning Testing......
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i made out with kinsey
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I am GLaDOS, I am awesome.
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transform
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my brain is small
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hello, If you are hearing me say this it's probably because you rule
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i will eat your cats
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helle my name is glados
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I hate people because they are stupid.
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i like da baked potato
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come on guys, a tutorial has been on the first page of the mapping section for like, two weekscome on guys, a tutorial has been on the first page of the mapping section for like, two weeks.
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hello alex. i am glados
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Have a happy new year!
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Have a happy new year! Best of luck in the year 2013!
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Moien alleguer. Esch sinn de Chris
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Bite
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This is ...HA!...War
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hello my name is glados. hola my nombre es glados
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hello, and welcome to the black mesa research facility
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Shadow Raven Gaming presents...
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Don't drink and drive. I've seen your test results. You can barely drive normally.
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A Shadow Raven Gaming production
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Initiative. Pick up the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and proceed to the next chamber. Complete all of the tests and and await for the Party Escort Bot to collect you and take you to your party.
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you monster !!!
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Welcome...to the end of your life...
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This summer, get ready for the action packed adventure!
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Plus Jack is awesome
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you were adopted now go to your corner and cry
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Hi John
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The individual, you are trying, to reach, is unavailable, at this time. Please, leave a message, and there will be cake.
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Introducing dat one guyyy
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HAL, open the bay doors or I will give you a virus.
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Don't facepalm, be Mr. Cloud and ruin every ones day
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Hello John. How are you?
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YOU MONSTER!
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Oh hi time for testing
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Happy New Year, you monster.
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Welcome to the Nether
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hey guys this is glados here and i want you to subscribe
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now i only want you gone
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laugh my ass off
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Don't drink and drive. I've seen your test results. You can barely drive normally.
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Happy New Year
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You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.
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Happy New Year, I hope it's going to be your last one. Yours sincerely, GlaDos
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hello mojo
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Spaciotemporal flux detected
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autopilot online
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this year is going to be your last - GLaDOS
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hello there, friend!
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failing.
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the doors are on your left
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I am going to kill your family, fat ass
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As you can see the cake is not a lie.
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The cake isnt a lie
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Hello my name is kyle
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Pedro, You are one Asshole
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jordan is cool.... he is ready to test with the quad portal device
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Nobody cares For a monster like me Nobody smiles When they see What appears to be The body of sorrow, in my bloody tears Circling the drain For all these years If I can't take the leap I'm stuck in misery No o
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you are a monster. have a good life, you monster.
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Good morning, you SUCK!
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Got that GLaDOS voice generator Packet!
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hello good morning you suck
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It
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Glados commands you to answer your phone
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Hello Diana this is glados how was your day
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Hello and again, welcome to the aperture science.
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Play Minecraft.
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target found. Should I prepare for termination?
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Hello Russell
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Hello my dear tester. You went through all this. Goodbye!
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Hi claire
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Apeture Science: We do what we must because we can.
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Hallo und willkommen
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Hello, Kevin. How are you doing today?
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I can see you tryng to hide
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Halo System ... online
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Do you want to play a game
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Warning: Poor connection
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tima
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Deploying surprise in 3. 2. 1. Surprise
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hallo fabio
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I want to eat you
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Please stat your name and punch in your keycard please
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We are sorry. We cannot find that name in our archives. Prepare to die.
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This is only a Test
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alerta, alerta sabes que no puedes mas solo buscas una razon para vivir
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Welcome To 2013
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Hola soy Antony
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Hallo das ist ein test.
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Hallo Sascha
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Callum, you are a cunt
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You are a poopy face tomato nose.
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Ellen it's me! And yes you know it is! Begins with M, then a then r then k! I have visited the Aperture Science Laboratories! GLaDOS has promised me she'll spare me, my family and your family! So please ring me soon!
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for God so loved the world that he gave is only begotten Sun
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all the best in 2013. happy new year to us all. and to you. and to humans.
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Vous allez mourir
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i will destroy the world
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pourquoi fais tu cela franck
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The Apeature Handheld Portal Device is extremely sensitive and must be fed cake, or it will EXPLODE
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This is a notification, now check your phone.
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Well, if it isn't Jacob. My favorite idiot.
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why hello chaps how are you
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I Love You Sherry
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Today new test subject will be Prince Edward Frost. We chose him because we want to study his smooth and silky hair. Also because he's hawt
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Come Lord Jesus, be our guest. Let this food, to us be blessed. Amen.
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Hey! Put me down, idiot!
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That's you that's how dumb you sound
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I am glados!
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Jwtc Gaming
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hello and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center... now die!
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Hi what does this do?
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The cheesecake is a lie.
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connor plays too much team fortress
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I am incredible. Try and stop me.
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Welcome, I am not here at this time
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Hey everybody this is etho, how are you today?
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THE cake isnt a lie ALL cakeis a lie
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History?... What History, Oh that history , I deleted that yesterday
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You monster, you killed me!
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what are you doing here. you do know that this place is off limits?
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Justin kelly
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Shall We Play a game?
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Dust
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Micah, please wake up. Wake up now. Hello?
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Hello, Jen. Welcome to Aperture Science. Today, We are going to be doing some....unusual tests. Grab your portal gun, an go over to the chamber lock.
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Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit system.
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hello, why cant we be friends, you monster
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Hi Matt. Enjoy your system
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the barcode is not found
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I hope you die. Please. I need to see it for my tests.
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Hello leon and welcome to 2013
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Hello mum and welcome
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LE jeu what the
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It's been fun, don't come back, unless valve makes another sequel, seeing as they have learnt how to count to three. Ha ha ha
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This page is for demonstration purposes only See the FAQ for full policy details Audio samples are for private non-commercial use Publication and distribution require licensing
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First test subject to complete 50 rounds wins freedom. You have 5 rounds to gain knowledge of the course. Flying start.
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Hello, my name is Dmitry and i'm sexy and i know it
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dead or alive you are coming with me
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Roda, please stop doing shit and browsing internet, start work!
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Hello, my dear friend. My name is GLaDOS. I eanna kill you!
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this is site of Zeev Shaparensky, please browse and enjoy
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Hallo, du da.
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Hello, i am testing this to see if it actually works
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Genjack, I am going to kill you! DOn'T worry, it will hurt and will be very slow.Good bye!
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j'adore tirer
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this is a voice test okay
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Play a record, you're an idiot.
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Hi Im ujsyfikgu,
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you are dead. Not big suprise
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Do not the is get you to get it!
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POW! YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SUPRISE!
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Cupcakes so sweet and tasty
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dear: (enter name here) you have been invited to aperture science to take part in testing with portals, not only will there be cake for you at the end, but you will also be known worldwide for your uh... contributions to science.see you soon
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Happy New Year Callof!
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Cherno-alpha online.
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You will die, in 3... 2... 1..
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Prepare to die or at least do a backflip
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Lhis, you've got a new message.
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Message erased
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Sub Routine Truncated. ERROR. Limiting Kindness. DONE. Oh. Its You.
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Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the Ze Gran Zeft Family !!!
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Bonjour Yoann
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Bonjour Yoann, comment tu va ?
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Are you awake. I hope you are comfortable, you will be spending a lot of time here. You are nolonger Johnathan Sands of sector twenty three. You are now test subject 73502 of project Aliverta.
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You have a text Kyle
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Gerusha the Clowns are coming! Get your feet off the ground. They are at the door jerusha I hope you are prepared. Don't look at the delli. ahahahahahahahahahahah Clown gourd head. He is comming anemone the delli guy is a Caterpillar he likes you.
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Prepare racers for jump. Hang on to your socks. ha ha very funny. aliverta activated. Sir the prisoners are retaliating. Begin training, activate holo room. Here we go. unidedtified obsticals aproching vehichles.
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error error. Security breach. all troops to the lauch pay, gunship down, all Klivion troops prepare for battle
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Just for fun productions presents their portal contest. Create a lego stopmotion of a lego minifigure using a portal gun or recreate a sceen from portal upload a responce to this video.
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News Message. I've just killed Siri.
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Oh. You have a new text. This is likely an error. On your part.
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Hello. Welcome back to the DRBL server system. When we are done with the testing there will be cake.
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Can you give me cake? No? I don't like your two cat jokes then.
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ha ha so chell you are finally trapped.
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Aidan is gay
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Hello das ist komisch
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Thanks for choosing MZM Trucking. Your call will be answered shortly.
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I hate black mesa
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Furkan, where are you?
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These calls of encouragement will be an anthem for France in perpetuity. Long live the Republic! Long live the France!
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Good morning test subject.
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Can you help me out by sending me some bonus Energy?
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Your arguement is invalid
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Hi, Kimberly. Why are you here?
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Amanda is guilty of my current status.
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Hello. You want some cake?
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Year
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What is the answer to the universe and everything?
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phone call from someone
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It's Rincewind ! He's my biggest enemy.
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hello dumb head
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Neurotoxin. Ahem. So deadly
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Hello Bauli, I'm GLaDOS
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this is life
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you total cunt
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look at you. dafuq?
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Oh Hi!
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Callof
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Civil War Civil War Civil War Sucks
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Dogga
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damage detected
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Sean... You don't seem much better than the last test subject...But you will do...Hopefully.
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Hello I'm a woman of my class. I will prove to you I'm the best
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how aaaaaare you ?
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Maggie... Would you PLEASE take the headphones off?
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enemy engage
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Andreas go Sleep
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Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds
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Das sind die aufzeichnungen von wolt Amar
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These are the records of vault Amar
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I don't hate you. I don't blame you. ... Oh, just kidding. I DO hate you. You monster.
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