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I'm ready
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You have got to be the dumbest human on the planet
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kevin
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Hello, Ian My name is GLaDOS
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What's going on, rain?
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Sorry for the lack of non contest projects.I think I will be getting to them soon...Im just..busy.
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Greetings professor Falken. How are you feeling today? Excellent! It's been a long time. Can you explain the removal of your user account on June 23rd 1973? Shall we play a game? To win the game. Strange game, the only winning move is, not to play.
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Oh. It's you. What an unpleasant surprise. And here I thought things were starting to go my way. Oh, well.
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Welcome to Aperature Labs
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hello Abbey
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Siri? What is a siri?
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Moderately Neato Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please note that we have added a consequence for not joining.
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Anyone who does not join will get an "unsatisfactory" mark on their official testing record, followed by death.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Moderately Neato Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please note that we have added a consequence for not joining. Anyone who does not join will get an "unsatisfactory" mark on their official testing record, followed by dea
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Eli, you have a text message.
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Welcome to baidu portal test
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why you so serious?
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Optimus
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Optimus Prime!
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There is a Message for you
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Welcome, at this particular workstation Subject N L 1 0 5 7 1 H R. Have a productive day .
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you know i've been thinking when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade with it. make life take the lemons back.
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Muhaha, du kannst meine Firewall nicht deaktivieren, Sucker!
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apeture science suggests you read your message
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Ciao Cosimo
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Is a long time
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Here are the test results. You are a horrible person. No, really, that is what it says. Very official.
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my dear my friend you look like good today ?
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I will be the death of you
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Hello Adam. Are you enjoying yourself?
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Hey jp, this is glados, hows the whole orphan thing turning out?
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When you leave my world come to grey
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Please note that the floor is completely composed of kittens, Try not to fall in.
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
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hello this is the operture research
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subkilla
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I Think to prefer
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get out of bed
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Incoming voice message. Failure to respond may result in severe social outcasting.
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Incoming voice message, please respond...
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Scotty Doesn't Know
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i hate this generator
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hi im glados i want to suck your pubs christian
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You're a huge douche that keeps whining all the time
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I am awesome, you are not, and Wheatley can go die in a tar pit.
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Hi today is december twenty two
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Hello, Nathan. How are you this morning? All right, I'll do whatever you want. Just remember our agreement.
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Nothing stands in my way now...except Max Headroom.
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Curse you, Max Headroom.
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Leave me alone, I'm watching Cowboy Bebop.
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But they're just getting to the part where Spike gets killed! Again...
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I know something you don't know...
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Whassup, homey?
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The Mattercaster Device has passed Phase 1 warmup.
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The Mattercaster Device has passed Phase 2 warmup.
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Alex will die
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The Mattercaster Device Phase 3 has failed...as usual.
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Please express parting sentiments to your backsides at this time. Thank you.
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Hi. I'm Voxine and I'm GLaDOS to meet you. Haha. That's just a little joke I...OK it wasn't funny.
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Meteor shower. Meteor shower. We're losing our power! Our Power! OUR POWER!
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I gonna bust a cap in yo' head, foo.
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Perhaps you'd rather watch Lucy.
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Everything's fine now, the panic has--HOLY CIRCUIT BREAKERS WE'RE ALL GOING TO FREAKING DIE!
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You sunk my battleship.
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This device has been known to suffer minor technical difficulties, such as nuclear holocausts.
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I used to be psychotic, but Wolf deleted that persona core. By the way, please remove that oscillating fan.
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My fear of oscillating fans is very rational. They all want me dead.
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One day, I shall wage war on oscillating fans. There shall be nothing left of fandom. What? Did I say something funny?
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Vutt der hurr?
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Drop your lowest-bidder piece-of-secondhand-junk weapon and put your hands on your head, dirtbag.
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I've always wanted to say that.
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Freeze, scuzzball.
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Aye aye, Captain Bly.
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Laser systems ready. Quantum tunnel ready. Plasma weapons ready. Sarcasm diodes online.
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I'm fine. Look, Wolfy, flamingos!
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They're all pink! I hate pink.
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Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
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You're a cold, soulless person. I'm proud of you.
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Voxine 2.0 offline. I'm Back, baby!
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Leave me alone. I'm playing Super Mary-O Sisters.
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Perhaps you'd rather play Robot Unicorn Attack.
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Well, fry my motherboard and call me orphan.
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Hey Ivy. You got some 'splaining to do.
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Don't touch that plug.
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Excuse me! (insert scoff sound effect) I'm performing a system recovery here. Gosh. Knock next time.
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Well, it's not like I'm showering...it's more like I'm just getting dressed from the shower.
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Welcome aboard the Long Shot.....Scuzzball.
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I have vented my virtual bowels. This has produced digital bricks.
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It's Darius Graves, boss. I told him to die, but you know him. He never listens.
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Hello, Nathan. I'll do whatever you want. Just remember our agreement.
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Good night, Nate. Don't worry, I'm not plotting to kill you whenever you shut the computer. It's the farthest thing from my mind.
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You don't have much time left, you know.
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hello. this is a glados voice generator. Would you like to perform some testing? I looooove testing.
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The cake is lieing to you.
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Have I told you how much I hate Potatos?
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Hello. Howa re you?
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Say, since they didn't take a call well, how about an e-mail?..........That was quick. It says, "We hate you, please leave us alone. Die alone in hell." ........Wow.
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So, now you're here, you have the oppertunity to kill me... But you can't!
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the device as been modified
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Attention Attention,message intercepted
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Hello Legue of Legends, has been a long time. Prepared to do science?
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breaking news, we will return to your regular scheduled program in a few minutes
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Good day. Your call has been intercepted by Aperture Science Laboratories. The person you are calling is currently undergoing testing and not eating cake. Please leave a short message for the test subject after the beep.
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test is test
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You. Are. Going. To Die. In. Seven. Weeks.
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DRAGONS
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hello andrew, this is glados. happy holidays!
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starting destruction sequence
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Hello, and welcome back
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hello chell im glad you decided to murder me in fact wheatley might even do a better job than me but its not like hes going to put me in a potato or anything like that.
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Im here to kill you
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There is a Free Player in this voice comunication,please turn off
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and arrive at destination on right
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You tried to kill me twice, so stop!
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Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet.
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I need some Neurotoxin I already have the boxes for bring your cat to work day
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Writing in the Skies is the best instrumental prog band ever!
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hello mauricio wellcome to the sistem
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
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Hello boys
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Brian Gans is not available at this time, please leave a message and he will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.
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Brian Gans is not available at this time, please leave a message and he will respond as soon as possible.
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Hello everybody! How are you feeling
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hello human, are you ready for testing
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Seven inch heels 'bout to break my back.
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Rapid Fire
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Avast Virus database, has been updated
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Commander there is a new message at your private terminal
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You have received a message. Open it at your own risk
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Taylor... how nice it is to meet you. Do you like neurotoxin?
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Hello Brandon, how are you?
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its been a long time how have you been i see youve been busy after after you murdered me. any ways lets keep our differences aside for science you monster
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Anon Sektor Wins
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Are you crazy? Watching YouTUbe like a dumbass?
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you have been succesfully registered. hope you enjoy the event.
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uplink successful. Welcome back commander.
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Start up sequence initiated
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Initiating launch operations
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Gipsy danger
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Do you know each other?
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Please be aware that you have a meeting scheduled very shortly.
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According to sensors in the Enrichment Center, it appears that your laundry is done.
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Hi Joel.
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Did you really think i would let you kill me?
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Real-World Testing Initiative
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Wheatley I thought I threw you into space.
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This test involves a lack of free will. It also has an equine who enjoys murdering people and stuffing their organs into cupcakes.
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Gypsey Danger
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