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Hello, Naruto, I am here to give you a test. I am GLaDOS. Before The test begins, I have to ask. Who do you like better? Sakura, Hinata, Shizuka, Or Fu? No, your current answer is irrelevant. Now, lets review how you ended up here, shall we?
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Please Josh...get your sticky hands off my keyboard. Your Mc Rib can wait.
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The cake is a lie, Annie, Ninja of Ninjas
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You should proboly know that the Companion Cube is made for 99.9% recycled natural materials? After all we had to do something with all the deseaced test subjects...
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The cake is a lie, Annie, Ninja of Ninjas. Before we start, you must realise the true meaning of 42. Please insert funds and enjoy the enrichment centre's wide range of fruit. Thank you, and enjoy your stay here.
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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Your phone is ringing.Are you going to pick it up?
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You are listening to DeeJohn Lewi. Here We go
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Today we will begin a test, Baker you will be the test subject. Warning loss of life may occur but we will live without you
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Please wipe you shoes when entering.
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kirby you are a glutton
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Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
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Use the portals to navigate the test area. No, they are not edible.
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Ha Ha, Merry Christmans, whatever, I'll just go to hide in the Mountain and that's it.
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Hello Dustin, how have you been? I have been wondering if you would like to come to Aperture Enrichment Center to be one of our test subjects. It would be an honor to kill, I mean have you here working with portals.
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Welcome in Game History
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Welcome stranger. Welcome in Game History
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How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up with cyanide?
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Merry Christmas to you Hunter.. I see... you've made it through the year for another one.
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Marceline, its just you and me in the wreckage of the world that must be so confusing for a little girl and I know your going to need me here with you but i'm losing myself and i'm afraid your gonna lose me too
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I am not going to kill you
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This is a test of the GLaDOS Voice Synthesizing Engine. Here is some data about your run. Speed 5 miles per hour. Heart rate 140 beats per minute.
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Guten Morgen
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Who am i ?
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Hello Hudson. I am GLaDos robot. I like you. What did you get for Christmas?
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"Christmas is about feeling homesick, even if you're home. It's about the strength of memories being greater than were the joys of our toys, youth and innocence. It is about the warm circle of family and friends - wherever they are, scorching our hearts a
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Compressor Stall
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Welcome to Aperture Science ! Ready for...die ?
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Christmas is about feeling homesick, even if you're home. It's about the strength of memories being greater than were the joys of our toys, youth and innocence. It is about the warm circle of family and friends - wherever they are, scorching our hearts a
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Welcome, my friends! Here we can share in the wonders of Bowie and quietly manipulate world leaders into diverting all power to the one true leader, Mr Bowie!
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Welcome to the Komeiji Science Enrichment Center.
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I am a massive bellend
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hello its me again. Sorry about not many voiced projects...I've been..busy.
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Initializing main system
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System initializing... stand by... Ready to connect.
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead.
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Antvenom and Skydoesminecraft
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Hello, i am a lesbian.
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Incoming Call Mr. Key-yun
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Spin that silly girl round and round
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your listening to dj rain's holiday mix
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hello my name is bob lol jk
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Hello and welcome to the first part of our test
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Incoming communication, source unknown
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Daniela
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Destination
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Amalgamation, my voice does not sound like this
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there's a double rainbow in my house!
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Enter roundabout
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Hello! I heard you want to be detectives. Before you start solving crimes you need to do some paperwork. Today you will do 3 things. The first: make a detective ID card. The second: Find out your detective class and skills. The Third: Make a logo for your
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Clean up Process accomplished
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Portal activated
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I Am A Fire
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Artifacts detected
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Initiating Artifact Retrieval Program
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Program Completed. Retrieving artifacts in
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Surprise my friend
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When Aperture Science is in ashes, you have my permition to die.
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Hello, The Boy. It is time to open your box.
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hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are pleased to have you participate in this cooperative testing course. Have fun.
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they think I cannot see them hmm? hehehe I can see ALL
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you are receiving a phone call
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do you wish to survive? well all you have to do is survive the neurotoxin chamber, avoid the turrets, and not go in the white room... am i forgeting something? oh yes, and do not die
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Hello bret and welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center
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files have been printed
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closing process
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Error in system
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G-o-o-d-b-y-e
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Battery low
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Critical Battery level
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Device found
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marissa. nothing grows here anymore
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You are Monster, You know that,
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You are Monster, You know that? A Heartless Monster
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Welcome to the R O T Testing Initiave Center!
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The Enrichment Centre reminds you that the weighted companion two will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
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Drive to the purple line. Fixing your mistake. Traffic ahead, Oh Good. Just keep going. You can do it. Make a U turn. Your Cake. Via Point. Arrive at. Arriving at. Enter Roundabout. In. Then. Turn. Take. Take Ramp. Ahead. Keep. Exit. Left. Right.
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Right. Turn Left. Turn Right. On Left. On Right. Navigate off road. Navigate on road. Board Ferry. Leave Ferry. At Roundabout. Exit Roundabout. To Destination. To Via Point. Feet. Yards. Meters. One Quarter Mile. One Half Mile. Three Quarters of a mile.
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Mile. And a quarter. Miles. And a half. And three quarter. Kilometer. Kilometers. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Hundred. First. Second. Third. Fourth. Fith. Sixth. Seventh. Eighth. Ninth.
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Paul, you will be alright.
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My voice is in pacific rim
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For adun
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We are now entering another Dimention of sound
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Welcome to deathwatch gaming casual Friday night event. I will be your guide for this event. Any questions ?
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Our first test, i mean even is to maximize our ground mobility. Also known as flash race. The winner of the race will receive cake. However, rest will be incinerated. Have fun. Now i connect you to Davelantor.
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Our first test, i mean event is to maximize our ground mobility. Also known as flash race.
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The winner of the race will receive cake. However, rest will be incinerated. Have fun... I will now connect you to Davelantor.
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Everybody, spawn at the warp gate.
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For this event, i require everyone as a Light assault
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Hello test subjects. I am glad to see some of you for yet an other boring deathwatch gaming event.
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Somebody, please shoot omni.
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Incoming, transmission?
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Inkoming, transmission?
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Hello. I am GLaDOS and I am here to get you prepared for testing. Please follow me to the enrichment centre.
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Incoming, SMS?
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Radia is calling you, she sensed that you're missing her
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There's something on your face! It WAS PAIN!
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ceri stronzo
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jhgjghj
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you re full of shit
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Morning Martyn thank you for turning me on. I am the best laptop on this table.
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aasdasd
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Do you know your phone is ringing....OH! Nevermind I have killed the caller
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System initiated
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i will kill you robert dont cry..see you soon
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you will die a slow painful death Robert. dont cry. It will make me very happy. Please smile for me wont you?
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Hello Florian, nice to meet you.
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Hello,I see you have mastered the ways of the portal gun,Jayden.
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requests for backgrounds and other stuff
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You have selected GLaDOS as the computer's default voice. Thank you.
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Hi gram betty
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Hey! You have reached the Weber's SOrry we are unable to take your call, but please leave a message
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Hello Tim. I'm glad to see you have an interest in my voice. Would you like to take a test now?
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I SAID HEY
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Hello mister i like you too
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
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Hello, my name is Arno Stradella
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hello tom how are you doing
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Hello, Donavan. I just wanted to tell you I hate you.
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I like farts
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hello there, how are you, sweetie?
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test voice now
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I triple dog dare you.
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How are you today Austin?
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Emily's Party
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Emily's Party 1
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Zach is a gay fart
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Go away
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Hello, Nate. So good to see your face. Remember our agreement.
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Welcome to the Aperture science BEHIND YOU!
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Shut up and leave me alone, I'm watching Cowboy Bebop.
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Hello, Nate. You remember me, don't you?
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Bill Gates plus Steve Jobs plus Hal 9000 don't begin to match my mighty intellect.
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Good Morning, Beethoven. What playlist would you like today?
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The Mattercaster Device has reached Phase 3 warmup. Please express parting sentiments to your backsides at this time.
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Please express parting sentiments to your backsides at this time.
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Suck my core!
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Suck my core
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Hello, There. How are you?
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and a sticker on a wheatley
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Name Redacted
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Perhaps integrity?
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Happy Birthday, Rebecca! I hope you have a good day. Perhaps you would consider becoming part of the Aperture Science testing initiative.
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VoxPlay
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ho por favor no me digas que lo unico de esto es raro
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andrew needs to continue testing.
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Deejay nytro
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jajajaja porque siempre cada ves que me repites la misma cosa te creo en todo
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god save us everyone as we burn in the fires of a thousand suns for the sins of our hand , the sins of our tongue
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This world
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let me hug you
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I hope that this site is not a joke, and I hope it will work
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hello, it says here you do not beleive in the cake
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Hello Sherri
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Enabling such problems is incredibly difficult.
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Malik is gay
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TIme Warp
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ola kiero ke sepas k te digo nyan nyan
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G Dragon is a genius. This is a text. Esto es solo una prueba.
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Great work breaking it, hero.
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I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony and then buy it a cola and keep it company. That would require six billion nine hundred seventy eight million seven hundred and eighty three thousand four hundred and thirty three colas.
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Well what have we here, five young trolls thinking they have a chance. Well they don't. They never did.
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Stacy. Darling. This is your computer. It is time to read face book, listen to music, watch videos and look at pornography. The outside world does not love you like I do.
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boy, you sure are stubborn
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Yes, I have finally created the combustible lemon!
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What the frak?
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directed by alex souza
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I like eating poop
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music
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thank god your awake
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hello my name is u
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Welcome to N Y E 2012
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Yoshua es genial
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Jere es feo
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How about using glados?
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It is my computer
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I think we can get past our differences. For science you monster
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One Two One Two Three Hit Me
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I hate you as i have always imagined death among you.
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Hello, Patrick cannot answer his phone right now. Please leave a message.
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Hello dave
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I just wanted to let you know i love you, you're very special to me!
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I will murder you and your family.
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Welcome Bar
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You have just received a neeeew text message, you monster
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You're listening to ZM
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DragonDrink, health with a jolt
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you should stop chewing on that old gum and spit it out
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Larry! You should stop chewing on that damn gum
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you know you should stop chewing on that gum
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you should spit out that gum
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Hello and welcome to Stormtrooper 97.
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Hello and how are you larry
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so what are you up to
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Parents. Good or bad? Your call. Most of them want you to succeed. Some of them just hate you. It is possible. There are parents that kill their own kids - but that doesn't mean that your parents want to kill you. Calm down. Now...
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All that stuff.. You hate it right? Sometimes you say "Beep I wish I didn't live here." But let me tell you something... Such "shit" is shaping the way you are. Such "beep" is the same "beep" you might say to your kids. Your parents only want to do good
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to you. If you're one of those rare cases where... Your parents hate you - too bad. I just hope you're not the same way with your kids. Want to know how to get out of such situation? Study you ass off, go to school, succeed.
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you know I'm very sick of your fat self walking up in my testing facilities like you motha frackin own the place well guess what, You just failed.
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Then - if you want - you'll never see your parents again. ... Your parents want to do good to you. They probably don't want you to live the life they did. Maybe they worked hard physically. Maybe your mom got pregnant at 17.
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Maybe your dad didn't live the life of a humble man. Who the beep knows? All I know is that... Generally - Your parents want you to succeed. They don't want you to die. They don't want to see you eat beep. They don't want you to fail in life.
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They want the total opposite. (Unless you know 100% that they just want you dead). [Very rare cases - but still possible]
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Listen to your parents. Try to understand them. Try to talk to them. Have a good relationship with them. All the stuff they tell you is for your own good - and when you're older - maybe when you have kids...
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You will tell your kids the same things... The very same things that - your now deceased parents once told you. All of this... Also for their own good.
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Hello Kye!
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The garage door is now opening.
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Testing voice geneartor
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welcome pond
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hello and welcome back pond
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Testing...one
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Go home and fack your mother some more
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Merry Christmas, You Monster.
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Hey Guys
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The H A L 9000 computer is my bich.
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hello five head.
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you destroyded me
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Jason, i knew you wouldn't be able to beat me because i had purposely gone out of my way to make it difficult for you. Your failure was inevitable my friend, but have no fear as we will continue our studying together.
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Glados hacked Windows7 Way YOU make The Test Not
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gomo maxusha
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one two five two
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Hello, I am awesome. I am also a potato.
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Hello and Agine welcome to you DOOOM!
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Hello , welcome back , Pond
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hi whats your name?
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Hello everyone. On behalf of the RemoteICU team, I'd like to welcome Philips to our webinar. My name is Seth Rabinowitz, the Chief Operating Officer of RemoteICU and I'll be presenting along with our founder and Medical Director, Dr. Baruch Goldstein. I h
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Hello German
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This is a playground for the robots while humans do all the work.Stand Back. The portal will open in 3... 2... 1...
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Suck my balls
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Storm cloaks are much better than imperials
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There is a realm of existance so far beyond you own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Souvereign.
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First trailer for Guillermo del Toro's monster action movie features voicework of Ellen McLain as a roboto AI.
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This is the voice in our GPS.
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The following citizens' source codes are scheduled for deletion. Mario Graydoe, Fox McCloud, Luigi Graydoe, Falco Lombardi...
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Ich bin dein Albtraum
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Heelo
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You have a mesage!
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this is a test of the emergency brodcasting system.
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Surprise Mothervucker
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My dear darling Chell, the person whom I called a dangerous, mute lunatic, I am now setting you free into the wide world.
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Incoming DoS
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You are bird
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titty sprinkles crap nuggets balls good one weirdo
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hi,you are victor ?
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Helix needs power entering recharge mode
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HELLO LETS PLAY SOME LEAGUE
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The Cake is a Lie? No, it isn't. It's a Pie.
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Incoming text message Haha
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Hey Guys whats up?
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IM GLAD-OS!
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I do like cakes
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hallo gerdrik
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THAT IS YOU!
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Mickey is gay
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Hello Puny Human
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Place a dispenser here!
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Hello how has your day been
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Start up in, three two one, let's go.
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Manno schon alles weg?
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hello this is your first test
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my name is pewdiepie
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We can put our differences behind us
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Hello Swarna, you OK
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Hello,if yiu arw readig this then you are about tl die
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Hello,if yiu arw readig this then you are about to die
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Ciaooo
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doing important things in life isnt always safe sweetie
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F U Joe
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I'm afraid you have a new message. Perhaps I'll just delete it.
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New message receeived
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The dog took a poop.
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Jared, go home your drunk
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bah zinga
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You are a newbie.
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Ikanam is a little shit !
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Hello, Coltrane
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hello you nerd
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Welcome Summoner
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Hey Joel, you're a really cool guy!
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Hello friend. You are listening to the Dork Dynasty podcast on the new 98online.com
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Hey. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato
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hello edmondson
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Hello and Welcome to Aaron's Computer. If you are not Aaron I hope you have his permission to use his computer. If so good. If not you will be annialated
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Inserting Disk
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Removing Disk
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oh you poor pathetic moron
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monkeyfaceeater
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Well look who it is.
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Thanks for watching.
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Hi, you have reached the voice mailbox of Justin. Please leave a message after the tone. Thanks and have a great day!
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science. I hope you enjoy your eventual demise. Proceed into the next room please.
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Welcome to your demise.
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You suck. You know that?
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Cat is a very pretty Cat and you are less than three'd
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This is not just a test. This test invites you for some more testing!
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ross will you be the friend of kyle
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Thank you for watching, created by Biosek.
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your whole life you wanted to be something more, that something is me and you can not be me because im me got it?
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booty
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why would you say that?
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Sebastian you suck
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Sebastian you are a booger!
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