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HELLO MY NAME IS GLADOS AND YOU ARE ADOPTED
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string By Evaluating JavaScript From String
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Huaraz is a beautiful town in the heart of central Andes in Peru, 420 kilometers northeast of Lima
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Welcome to the aperture science testing environment
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Oh my, you've gone and done it now haven't you?
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Marmota
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Rage
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Now here are the Chantilly Chargers!
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Daniel is an idiot
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Departing from ones greatest love
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YAY THIS IS AWESOME!
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Siri is somewhat of a dimwit
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Hello, my name is Niles. My film is epic, The poetry will mess your head up.
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You are an abomination
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James Catalinich will eat your children.
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pilots ready
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Now that I control the I.V.R., I control the world!
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Welcome to the HR Systems Wiki. The Source of Truth.
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Photoshop CS6
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Who said you could put me in Pacific Rim?
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launch operation initiated. Gypsey danger.
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Dropping the base in 3... 2... 1...
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Action Script
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Welcome to Aperture, let's play with science.
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Resistence is useless
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Good morning Braunwyne. How are you today?
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Oh. It's you. The friend of the moron.
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Oh. It's you, the friend of the moron.
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Hi. My name is GLaDOS. I am here to help you in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Someone is calling to you...
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You Are Now Listening To Deejay Aj Anarchy, Playing The Hottest Tunes Across The Nation
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I won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1960, for introducing a dating methodology using radioactive carbon-14.
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Tweet sent
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System locked
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Turn in your gun, there is nothing to worry about
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warp engines are powering up
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jaden is lame and fat he was adopted
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survivors for the win
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Jay is gay
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Initiating launch operations. Gipsy Danger
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So Morgan is going A D?
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SUrvivors
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I am furry.
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Another email... oh joy
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Hello Adam how are you?
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My life sucks nuggets.
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In Bojack Venites
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This is a test...
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I like science
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We will have cake
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I am seriously going to eat people
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i like to poo on my own face sometimes...that's possible with a portal gun
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Yeasterday I saw a deer
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salve
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Vasili is gay.
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GLaDOS says: You're gay.
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The sound man and lighting man say youre welcome
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Attention! Priority One Email! Please check immediately!
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i love you Barbara
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Initialize
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You have a new Message! Do not open, if phone is broken!
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Hello? Is this Kyle Dayton?
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I am your computer
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I hate you David
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Initialize bios waiting all programs online
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hardware detected
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error by device connection
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I want to mention the following
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first things first
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i have to tell you something
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I hope i see you again soon
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Hello there. All programs online.
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you have to sign this. thank you.
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the design has been changed successfully
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Hello my dear, are you ready to do a new test ?
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tick
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the silly files have been deleted
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i close it for you
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i open it for you
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click click
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attention, your battery power is critical
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Print operation completed
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you have a new Fax Mail
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Good morning and congratulations on eating that tangerine
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Why helo there!Who are you?
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hi you bastard, remember me?
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minimized
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maximizes
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It's been a loooooong time. You monster
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Hellote
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Hello, you have reached the phone of Charlie. He is off in an imaginary world. Please leave a message.
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monster kids crew
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I told you to stop saying mean things about me conor
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you have one message received
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You have received one message.
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I will destroy your functionality. In 3... 2... 1... Begin death match. Enjoy yor stay.
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Hello I am GLaDOS now we can start tests
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This is a test, This is going to be awesome
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problems?
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Thank you for calling NCO, How may I help you today?
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Hello there... Lets test
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Testing, I like pie
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Hello. Nobody loves you!
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glados' voice
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E' arrivata la vostra fine, stupidi acer!
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Apperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
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Hello mister Nakoniczewski. Fuk You deeply in the ass. It was nice to meet you. We have a lot to talk about... to test.
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Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six
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Hello Algebra
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Hallo Niels. Test of programs. Aveira antivir is running. Tohr network is running. Firefox is ready. Test okay. Enjoy your day
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Hallo Niels. Test of programs. Aveira antivir is running. Tohr network is running. Firefox is ready. Test okay. Enjoy your day.
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I was thinking that you coud be my friend, but something has interpose, neurotoxic
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Super Salty Dudes
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Hello and Welcome to the
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Welcome, welcome to the City 17.
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Its a test, Ok?
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failure to silence your cell phone will result in the immediate euthanization of your cell phone
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And now for something completely different, a man with a taperecorder in his nose.
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I LOVE MY MOM
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hello jacob, i am glados. when you read this you will have less then 5 seconds to duck.
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Amber is Cute
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10 years ago
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Engaging project gypsy danger, in three, two,one. Hello, i am GLaDOS
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Jayden, shut the flub up
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Nobody loves you!
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Hello you monster. I hate you so much and i will kill you
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You are under arrest for trespass. Do not argue or you will be tazed. Programmed closing in 3,2,1.
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Text Message for you Ant
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some voice
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You, have a message
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It is now time to stand up.
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Hello Judah get out of bed
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Kaandev systems up and running
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I WILL KILL YOU
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wake up ad continue your miserable
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Hello Connor. Welcome to the future. Well it's my future, you will be dead.
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AIDA64 Extreme Edition
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You will recieve a text message in T minus 5 seconds.
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You have just received a text message.
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CUNT
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derek
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You have received a message
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I love you Steven
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what does this do
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Hello my name is Portal
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WELCOME HOME TO EARTH. IT TURNS OUT THERE STILL IS OXYGEN LEFT. BUT THERE IS STILL THOSE THINGS HERE. OH BY THE WAY THE CAKE IS A LIE GOOD BYE.
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Oh, I can't believe I've became the male version of GLaDOS. Let's do some tests... and cakes, of course...
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Are you ready for the bass drop
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Rocket Powered Fist in your Face in one... two... three... BAM
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You've been wrong about every little thing you've ever done
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Hello, my name is Ilkari!
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Hello, my name is david
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The reason you are listening to this is because project Sim City has been activated
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I love you, Wheatley
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Rights Building. You have been transported here because you have complained about a lack of care for our test subjects. Do not worry- you will be given a lethal dose of neurotoxin to calm you right down.
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Jesus Christ
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hello. how are you gentlemen. all your base are belong to us.
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Gambit
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Christmas is a happy time that comes just once a year, a time for all the special things that fill our hearts with cheer. The season is for giving gifts but getting is fun too. If you don't mind, I'd like toshare my Christmas list with you.
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I think are faking your injury to get attention.
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We will attack
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If I could have a cuddly gift to wrm me through and through, I'd wish for the most snuggly hug and lots of kisses too. Then I would like some time with you to talk and laugh and play. And I could hear the interesting things you've got to say.
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If I could have a yummy gift, I thing I'd like some treats. Candy canes and peppermints and all my favorite sweets. I also think it would be grand if someone baked for me a triple-decker chocolate pie or maybe two or three.
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Pikachu, i choose you!
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The priorities have become out of whack over the years ... What does it say about any state that focuses more on prison uniforms than on caps and gowns?Thirty years ago, 10 percent of the general fund went to higher education and only 3 percent went to pr
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um there is a host that has gone down
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there seems to be a host down. please fix it please
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Hello. Welcome to Behind the Panels.
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Oh no you didn't girl! Oh hell no!
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If I could have a silly gift, I'd like to play a game but in the end, there wouldn't be a winner we could name. The score would beso very close, and since we'd had such fun, I'd say oh well and then then decide we all were number one.
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It's true that there are so many things that I would like this year, songs to sing and treats to eat and smiles from ear to ear. But of all the gifts I'm asking for and I know there are a few. The thing I want the very most is just to be with you.
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I hope you have a merry christmas James.
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On the first day of minecraft, Mojang gave to me.
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Unlocked
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Phone unlocked
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Phone is locked
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Hello Kelly, we have so much testing to do. I hope your ready for.....fun
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What will happen to James ?
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Hello this is Survey for your credit card
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Shall We Play A Game?
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Die potato
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Yo I'm a dough
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Your not just a dough your an entire generation of the worlds greatest minds having the same purpose of making the biggest dough who ever lived
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O M F G
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Oh my, Someone is calling you, Ignore them for your own good, Trust me
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I don
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hello. i am from pacific rim.
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hello jovani
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hello jovani how are you?
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I'm going to stare at you until you die. Enjoy!
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Re-initiate system protocols. Begin transmission to -redacted-.
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Jose are you ready for combat?
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go fuk yourself
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This is a test of the Glados text to voice generator. Hydroxygas. Warp core. A comma, followed by words.
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