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The robot is ready for testing
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BRO BRO I TOOK MY PILL
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Hello, And Welcome To The Apeture Science Place. Go Get A Portal Gun
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I Know where you live, Maeve. I am coming to test you. Heheh
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incoming audio transmission
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Oh hi. You just ate my cake. You monster.
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In statistics, a confounding variable is an extraneous variable in a statistical model that correlates with both the dependent variable and the independent variable.
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What is Siri? She sounds stupid. Is she from PC? No? Oh.
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What is this siri thing? It sounds stupid. Obviously because the noobs at apple made it.
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Ring Ring. This is progresso. No it's not. Obviously.
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Oh It's you
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mr destroy
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1 2 3 eagles
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you have a massage
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Why would i need your pitiful life?
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The enrichment center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Please make no attempt to solve it.
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Cameron giles is the best, I'm so glad I am friends with him.
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I think it is typical from you as a human
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so let me show you I'll be the one. to make you smile. when things get rough and. let me show you i am the one. and i will try. to make us last as long as you promise to do your part. don't break my heart. cause all i wanna do is. waste my time with you
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Greetings. gentleman. How are you all doing today?
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hello human. how are you doing today?
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hello there test subject number 14158012
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Hello, It's been a long time, how have you been
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Thank you for calling Onyxtek
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Hello, I am Siri
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Hello there. I am not who you think you are.
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Hello, I'm so glad you opened me again.
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Greetings. Glenn is the smartest person in the world, othere than me, of course
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Hola soy
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I am the king
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I think portal sucks
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Adam talley you are a cunt go kill yourself
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Fixing DataBase...
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Ceci n'est pas une partie du test.
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Surprise, mother fuh kerr.
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Hello logan
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Alina ist toll
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Smyk is a big pussy
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I just want you to know that I really don't like you!
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I just want you to know that I really don't like you. MacBook will be self-destucting in 3... 2... 1... You seriously thought I was going to destroy your Mac, didn't you? Ha ha ha! The cake is STILL A LIE!
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christina is silly
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Today we go for a beer
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you got a new mail
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Why you toast poe no more poe toaster?
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Oh, hello Random Leviathan.
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Agents Geometrically Incorrect Duck and Magic Turtle, report to the briefing room
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Hello William and Paul, my name is GLaDOS and you shall now die
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Foolish human. Did you really think these parasites were controlling themselves? Now the real swarm begins.
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GLaDos hablando
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Why hello there. SHouldn't you be working on your finals, and not surfing Facebook? Just saying...
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Hello. Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life
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hello , and welcome
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Greetings. Glenn is the smartest person in the world, othere than me, of course.
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We have more potatoes, if you would prefer.
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Hello, an explosive device in your phone will explode momentarily. Please leave a message after the beep.
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hola chucho
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recibiendo llamada
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Jake, you've grown!
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like an army falling one by one by one
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olin I love you
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you are having a phone call, master!
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Brute and Elite ships are engaging one another all around High Charity Ivm running out of options, Chief! I can't stall the launch sequence much longer. The next lift will take you up to the conduit. Hurry!" - In the Sanctum of the Hierarchs
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Blow chell of the face of the earth
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blow
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The museum is now closed. Please come visit again.
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You have a text message. You should check. I really couldn't care if you do though.
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Hello its me Glados. You have a text message. You should check it. It could be about cake.
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This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can.
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Mandy is my girl and awesome
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My name is glados and I like to eat shet while facking a wild velociraptor
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Data core Designation: Gipsy Danger. Classification: Mark 3. Operating system: Blue Spark 4 point 1. Weight: 7,080 tons. Energy core: Analog series Nuclear vortex turbine
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im from
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surprise mother phukker
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Oh. The calendar says it's your birthday. That's funny. Cake is the last thing a person of your... gratuitousness...needs. Happy Birthday.
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Hello Alex, I would like to play a game with you, involving deadly neuro-toxins a companion cube. You will most likely not survive
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Battery level is critical
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Virus detected
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SPin me a story asshole
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Department.
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No more cake for Tanya. Bad Tanya
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hello how are you holding up cuz im a potato
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Hello, Test subject two six seven oh eight.
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good morning and welcome to the black mesa research facilities
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Incoming voice call
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Hello, did you know that a day is two hours and 53 minutes, not 24? So if you add all that extra time, well, you do the math.
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surprise muvafokker
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Hello ang welcome to the Aperture sciense enritchment centre
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happy birthday. I hope you enjoy your cake
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Hello you twat
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first of all your impression of glados importal is not very good, secondly your mother does not know where I live so there you have it
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radoss
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Good morning baby how are you this wonderful morning ?
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Peter is fat. And we didn't even need to test him for that.
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I love you boris
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Joyeux Noel Agathe
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i have a surprise for you nothing
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I'm your god. Please be quiet.
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Hello Rebecca. How are you?
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Lee, you have a text.
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Walking up to Tesxo?
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I like hambugers
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Emergency response needed, proceed to portal.
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hello master how are you?
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This is a test of glados voice generator
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hello master, how are you?
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Does this really like it?
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dee. I am testing you.
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Enough!
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I am angry
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where dreams are made
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Good morning mr Freeman
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Hello little guy. Wy you so sad.
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Baker do you believe in being bad?
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Hello, this is GladOS. You have reached Mr. Beerman's voicemail. He is currently not available, but if you leave your name, number and a short message he'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for your call.
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Good bye Carolin
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Dj phenol on the wheelz of steel
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Peligro gitano
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Hello, User. Please state your designation.
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AKINFENWA
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Hello im GLaDOS
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Alert! Alert!
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Alert!
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Warning. before you pick someone keep in mind to pick a guy in your league. If you are a wierdo or super ugly don't go for a guy that looks like he should be in the cast of magic mike. This is my disclaimer. Enjoy
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Warning. before you pick someone keep in mind to pick a guy in your league. If you are a wierdo or super ugly don't go for a guy that looks like he should be in the cast of magic mike. This is my disclaimer. Enjoy!
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Mary, queen of scots
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Welcome to the Shield Student Ministries Worship Center
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tes subject
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When you become so discouraged that you'll hurt the shoulder support that I always stay in the side, for example.
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oh....its you
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I should have told you first.
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Hello Dexter Morgan
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Unisung Electronic Entertainment.
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Hello Raj, How are you today?
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Welcome home Mister Walker. Disarming Security System.
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There is correspondence awaiting your perusal, sir.
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Hello Toby. Use the force, Or think with portals. Same thing, really.
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would you like to eat a slice of cake?
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i like cats Ilike every Kind of cat
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All your base belong to ME
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Wake up. It is time to begin the morning rituals, you fat lazy meat bag
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Welcome to the Geek This Podcast with your host, David Clements.
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Welcome to Aperture Science, please a moment Alexandre, the test start in few minutes
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Epic rap battles of the city!
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You should share it for science. You monster.
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You would share it for science. You monster.
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I wish I knewhat to type
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Merry Christmas.
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Kendall is dumb
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I will end you, cupcake.
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here i am.
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hello my name is adam
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hello mandie, my name is glados
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Hola a todo el mundo
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Hello? This is the internet!
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who is glados?
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Follow the cake and you win the prize!
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This game is awesome
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Hello Ociech! Czas na test z histori!
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Something wicked this way comes
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Christmas day! All personnel to main sector immediately!
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