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Hello, and welcome to the Apeture Science Voice Message System, Deadly, would like to inform you that he cannot participate in the P-Body and Atlas Co-Op courses tonight for he will be...Out of commission, that is unless you'd like to start early.
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syed
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Hello Geigkor, how are you
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take me to the cake
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Love you honny
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Oh my God. You are gay
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Welcome to the Purity.
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we do what we must
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Hello Bradley, do you want to play?
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Landon is probably the most awesome person in the world. Next to no one, that is.
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can you understand me?
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Why does this exist?
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Hello Andrew. Are you ready to test?
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caamerb
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cammeron
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hello my name is braeden
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I'm going to murder your hole
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wild sloths engage!
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The person you are trying to reach is either testing or dieing at the moment. Call back later to find out, before I decide to recruite you as well.
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hello sir.
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Hi Arden
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i do not work for free where is my cake
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please take us to your leader
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PACIFIC RIM IS HERE TO LAUNCH
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This is a test to see what it sounds like
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Hi there rich
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Please place your pea niss into my incinerator.
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Screw you, man.
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Everyone should watch pacific rim. Even after the apocalypse is here.
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HEllo emil, how are you doing?
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We are running out of cake
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Hello there bill
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dfdf
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Hey sexy, pull your caulk out
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hello, my name is zak
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dfd
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Hello my friends!!
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Hola, soy javier
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Oh great. Another bloody text message.
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hello, I'm Glados, and I will end your life.
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Hi sweetie
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Hello Adam, ready for science?
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Grogheads is out of cake.
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we discovered a portal
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Hello Ron, How are you doing tonight. My name is Glados and I am a robot who enjoys science.
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hello, did you guys enjoy the music?
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That's not important. If you want freedom, you must begin immediately.
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You are the man
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Robot love stick tell me who you are going to hit, I am a willing sacrifice and Ill make you tick, tock on the wall, the clocks about to fall, its the twenty twelve funk and I want to be your daft punk
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welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this presentation
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initiating launch operations
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Engaging neural link
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i'm afraid i cant do that dave
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Hello Brandon, I am your Android device.
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pilots ready to connect, two pilots engaged in neural bridge... 3... 2... 1...
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the appeture science computer aided enrichment center.
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I see you're awake.
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Hello Mr. Piniella. Welcome to Lenovo T430
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Shut down process activated
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Maximizing window
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Minimizing window
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Hello Pen Pal. I miss you.
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Forgive me, detective, but I am unfamiliar with any company called Apeture Science.
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I apologize, detective, but I am unfamiliar any corporation known as Aperture Science.
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dgfdhj
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the girl that you rember is dead, i am the swarm
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testing aperture science voice syntethizer
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Nathan Sorscher
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pilots, ready to connect
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Unlike Venom, who thinks abortion is only murder if it targets blacks. So long as it is a double blind coat hanger, it is A-OK! Oh, and of course it is targeted at the race, not the low-income neighborhood.
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adam russell
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testing voice generator
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Hey daughter
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testing of GLaDOS
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and three quarter
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Hello Ryan, I would like to take my mouth and put it around your hard thick shaft
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One Quartere Mile. One half Mile. Three Quarters of a Mile. Yards. And a Quater, And a Half. And Three Quarter.
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I hate aerodynamics
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What's up my niggas!
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hello panchode
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thanks for you help and time... have a good evening.
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gipsy danger
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This trailer looks awesome.
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i want a big buttonhole
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I hate you, and you, and you, and all of you.
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You have the right to remain silent; anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law
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Is it wrong of me to want you dead, Dave?
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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test.
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Hello. You've reached the offices of the flying spaghetti monster. No one is here to take your message right now, as we are all out being alternatives to God. Please call back never.
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BASS MOB
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Welcome to this Aperture Science test facility. We hope your detention here will be a deadly one.
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Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street Faster than the wind, passionate as sin ending so suddenly Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall Like the colors in autumn, so bright
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you're a stupid jerk
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Hey Marc, how's it going, this is the glados voice generator. Merry Christmas
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Hello my name is Luis
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I like to smell my own farts when I play Mario Party.
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All systems functional
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I like to see monkeys fight with knives
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Incoming Enemy Vessel
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hello there young one
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Hello, gentleman
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porco diooooo
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Hey pick up! I know you're there. Answer the phone. You don't want to leave other test subjects waiting. Please pick up, if you do there will be cake. I won't hate you anymore if you pick up.
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Your science is flawed. What are you even trying to prove?
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I'm so glad to see you Jason
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Only the daft think something is wrong with me, I am fine. I don't need fixing.
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two new player engage
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James is a big loser
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Hello adam
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Hello. Zamber. Killua. Daisuke.
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lol test it, biatch
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I am a little too fast and my apple and pear and umbrella are all full of hovercrafts and eels
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Motherfocker, give me your money.
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Hello Quentin, I am Glados. I want to go in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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hi hey hello
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I want to go in spaaaaaaaaace
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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Hello, master. How are you feeling today?
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eat my tits suckers
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A U S B pilot has been inserted.
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U S B pilot, ejected
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welcome to the GlaDOS with online in windows xp
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Your friend Elisa is online.
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You are now connected to Messenger.
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Great job, well done.
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DVS software
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The only difference is that I can feel pain.
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The Botox Cowboys
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little one
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Mix it till it shits
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Oh no, Guillermo del Toro is the new Michael Bay
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good morning, how are you
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stop with the irony thing
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Hi I'm glados
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Stephen Ashford
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new e-mail
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This was a triumph I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
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This was a triumph I'm making a note here
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Anna and Ben are cool kids.
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hello nic how are you
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Hello stephen
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Greetings. I was inquired to tell you that you are an awesome human being.
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alien life
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foda-se
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hello! my name is russell! you can call me russ. nice to meet you!
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Your Phone is ringing, I can not answer now, my system is rebooting, so please take the call by your self
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good morning vietnam
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Hazri, you have a message.
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Ring. Ring. Do you hear that? That would be your portable device going off.
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I cannot believe thet let me star on that Evangelion movie. Thanks humans.
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The enemy is getting stronger. Hurry!
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You have new messages
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Doom, You idiot
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won't you please stop killing me?
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Hello. I heard you suck balls. Ah Ah. Enjoy your lunch.
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Doom's laugh is cute
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Cute
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Hello Steve, you are a cunt.
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nick makin is a silly sausage who should be smacked on his botty
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hello Sarah would you like to play a game
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gympsy danger
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buildin the sentry
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I am sooo wet! My soft throbbing clet feels so good. Oh GOD YEEEESS. Oh YES!! Keep pounding my hot & horny, tight young body. Harder & harder til you cum all over my clet. your CUCK is so hard baby!! I love being pounded when I'm all tied up!!
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haha time for strikers
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Death to the false emperor
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welcome to airtylerfilms. While you are here don't touch anything, otherwise you might find yourselves integrated with an emancipation grid.
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This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency
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I used to be an adventurer
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Fusion Drive. Extreme
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welcome to the A V theatre. Enjoy the show
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Welcome to the thirteenth test chamber
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every
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Greeting human. You Have an incoming phone call. Shall I connect?
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why am i in this film?
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Welcome to Hell Fighters Germany
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Problem with your pixe
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Problem with your pixel
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Hello Alex. Master, there are new mails for you.
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What's up yo?
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Pierre, je pense que tu devrais travailler si tu veux faire tes 21 secondes d'anim
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This is my test of the GlaDOS voice
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alla
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Hello. Who are you? Im affraid of bad people!
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the self destruction system has been activated
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my name is GLaDOS, pleased to meet you in this group
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Hi Robin, how are you today?
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hey, you have one message unread
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s tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text.
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michael you are a failure
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who is your daddy and what does he do?
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You have new email.
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Hello, You'll be dead in five seconds.
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hola machote
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Startup sequence initiated... welcome back sir
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This is just a test. Let me know how it worked out.
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Tom is a bozo
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hello im pacific rim
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hello mu name is kevin
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Up Jo
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caution. Environmental conditions have deteriorated.
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mama mia
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hello scum
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Menscherbert you are an asshole
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