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THE CAKE IS NOT A FUCKING LIE.
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l'enfer qui t'attend ou l'enfer que je vis.... tu as choisi
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Do you remeber when i told you you were
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Pie is Cool and not a lie
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Is it down still?
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Hello James. You really should give Oliver a break. He does his best, and that is all you can hope for.
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"I've been keeping some puppies in cages, so they can't be adopted, and I can slaughter them." You are all sociopaths.
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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Hi there fella
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the aperture science enrichment center has had a minor meltdown. if you are already in the apperture science enrichment center please leave immediately due to an outbreak.
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Hello, this is a test.
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chuck norris
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GLaDOS geactiveerd
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Dude, seriously, fuck you.
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DOn't you fucking stare at me
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Hello there Crawlerkat
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that furries are your friend. You have nothing to fear from them and the Weighted Companion Cube which in fact cannot speak.
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Why do you deny my powers, why do you try to fight me, why do you do all this? I know why. Because you cant handle the truth. Good Bye now.
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Good Morning Cain.
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Excuse me. Do the buildings still argue?
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Begin the test
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Would you like to know more?
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I'm afriaid I can't do that.
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What is going on, everyone?
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Hello again, Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center Welcome. We think that the comfortable and easy restraint bolt relaxation. And your samples are processed, we are currently testing ready to start right.
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Hi everybody
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You jerk. I will kill you in 3. 2. 1. Die.
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is anyone there
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Welcome to the Apperture Science Laboratories. Fell free to explore your surronding envoirment and use the handable portal device
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Antoine is a dwarf
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Ohey. Thyra is working on her thing.
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Oh, its you. It's been a loooong time
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I like to wear womens clothing.
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Helle Punisher
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Hello Thomas
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Goodbye, Thomas
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Hello, my name is Kemal. I Wont hurt you so please leave me
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I will fart on you if you eat my cake. That is correct, robots produce flatulence as well.
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I will destroy you, because you ate my cake. How could you, you asshole.
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get to work
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When are your quals? I hope you are better at them than these tests.
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someone's here to see you, number 37
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Tulley Vaughan is a really cool kid. It is really too bad that he doesn't like rap anymore. I guess that that means that he won't get any cake.
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attepting to give a fuck......... 80 percent....... process failed......... fuck not given!
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now it is time to say the end
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Power Up Completed
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Test Test I just test this thing
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system started
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Welcome aboard. I'm afraid there are no crew alive to meet you at this time.
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Welcome to the Valve Software page! I'm the good version of GLaDOS. I turned alive everyone I killed in Aperture Science.
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This was a triumph, I'm making a note here,huge success
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burrhello
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Hello your monkey lives inside the space time zone 000.10000001
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YOU HAVE A TEXT YOU MONSTER
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the cake it is still a lie
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Hello my Friend
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this is not a joke
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Hello there. Welcome to the jungle you wild and crazy girl. Remember to never backtalk or you will not get to eat cake!! ha ha hardy ha ha!
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Hello Nate Watson, A K A: test subject number 348A. I hope your brief detention in the relaxation lounge was a pleasent one. Now it's time for your cake. Go to levator 34M and f68tftft9fgt8fr8f8fr6fftrfg6r7f. Got it? Good! Your cake is waiting!!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen. It's geek time.
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An error has occured, what are you doing?
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The web server is down. This will result on an unsatisfactory mark on your test report. Followed by death
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Hello andreas is smart
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what the fuck are you trying to do?
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attention all listeners. directive K S K alternative initiated. prepare to die in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1
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i am Optimus Prime and i send this message to any niggas out there
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Cake will be served shortly. However if you continue to disobey me, the Cake will be eaten, and you will have none.
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It was a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
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happy birth day, i have a cake
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true left
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Hello I have returned, This will be fun.
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l's cake is not a lie
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If you think Black mesa is good, get a load of this.
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Companion cube hates you. And the turrets are going on strike till I kill you.
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Rock Storm. Rock-Shtorm. Rock-Storm is coming!
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Does this work
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Hello welcome to Jinglebombgirl's Youtube account >=D :P
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the following video is a steven windsor production
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the cake, is not a lie
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Demetri is a silly person. He does not believe that the cake is a lie. Podding will be his reward.
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Hello. Please leave a message and there will be cake. It is not a lie. Thank you.
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I've been waiting for you Serena
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Roy, you have a new text message
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Hello and welcome to the world of macromolecules
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Hello Brandon
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TS Hotel and Resort Reservation System
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sweet cinnmon monkey titties
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hello we have both done somethings that u will regret
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i love to the cake
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Existence well what does it matter? I exist on the best terms I can The past is now part of my future The present is well out of hand The present is well out of hand
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Hello, how have you been
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Welcome. Would you like some cake?
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Would you like some cake?
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Incoming transmission
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this is not a real world experience please open your eyes. We see. we eat. we make money. possibly. definition
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Hi, this is Jessica. I hope this helps.
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happy birthday taco this was a gif from a idio wait i mean aaron he is a idiot happy birthday taco there is no cake
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happy birthday taco
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happy birthday taco there is no caka hahaha!!
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happy birthday taco there is no cake hahaha!!
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aaron
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Hello it's GLaDoS, Gordon Freeman the guy from Half - Life is G-Man it's true.
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darren is cooler then anyone.
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please leave a message, or shoot me a text. K. bi
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I think that computer game studies is a lot of jibber-jabber
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hello, i am GLaDOS from Aperture labs. I know you ate the cake on your friends last birthday. That was mine.
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I am going to destroy you.
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Old age should burn and rage at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now- Even though you broke my heart, And killed me.
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I will fuck you up
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Humans tend to spring leaks, which is bad for the machinery.
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Puzzles just cannot accept our love, all he does is play lost saga.
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Stroke my hairy circuit board
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Nova mensagem
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You lost the game, and got a text.
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so, what are you doing... you are just playing habbo?
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can i speak dutch, i gonna test it: Hallo, ik ben glados; FAIL! THIS VOICE!
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hello rowan how are you. this is a message from the apature science laboratory's. we have choses you to test the new hand held portal device. have fun.
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Hello i am GLaDOS Patrick would like you to FUCK OFF
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This is man bear pig, I am going to w t f boom you
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chocolate raaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinn
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The Gaame
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BALLS!!!!
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jan vieze kanker flikker
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ik ben dronken en heet jan van glados neuk me in mijn kond vieze kanker mongol neuk me bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
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Hello? Are you still there? Haha! That's what the Turret says! I laugh.
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Hello and, again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided birthday. Happy birthday Mr. Oconor! Your cake will be served, IMMEDIATELY!
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Hello, test subject, welcome to hell.
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are you planing on playing in your pajamas? scout upstairs and change your cloths. I SURENDER! I SURENDER! I think I stepped on a mole cricket, I hope its all right.
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Welcome to OSC
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This is ChllFM Radio with DJ JayJay01
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Welcome to the Umbrella Corporation System Mainframe
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Umbrella Corporation System Mainframe activated
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fgf
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warning system damage excute auto shut down
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Wake up, Mister Johnson... Wake up... And smell the ashes.
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hey! im glados and i need car town money!
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helloo world
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Hello to whom it may consern. My name is GLaDOS. I am the computer for the Aperture Science Enrichment Center...Can you hear me?
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Hey! You are the lady from the tests!
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hello and we
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science restaurant
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Welcome to sexy recursion.
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The lies comes only from one thing. Perhaps... Love?
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hello future test subject, you have reached Aperture Science Laboratores. We are currently having a party, with cake.
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welcome to hell!
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Welcome to b jam 14 91's profile, My name is glados, i am the computer ai for this system.
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Welcome to b jam 14 91's profile, My name is glados, i am the computer a i for this system.
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Hello Eric. I need you to come to the Apreture Science labortories for testing. If you do not i will send the angry sphere kill you, or the companion cube to entice you. You have 24 hours to comply. Weee
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Connection
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Cutoff
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This is a mistake
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Line connection
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Open
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hello what are you doing
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Alexandra
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Greetings, mortal.
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why don't just marry it but i won't lt you
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Ouille ouille, va-t-en tu me fait mal
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why did u disable my keybored
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why you disable my keybored
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i hate u
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Keeshia, hello, and would you like to eat soon?
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Hello, Welcome to the Aperture Science Lab
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CIao zio!
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Demitrius I'm going to kill you
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Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses t
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Welcome to the FALCON Information Extraction Center. Please remain seated comfortably as we load up the necessary tools to make your experience a pleasant one.
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super ggong ryoung fucking suggong
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incomming transmission
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holy shit
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I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall i reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen! The end has come!
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Oh, its you, it's been a long time, how have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know after you MURDERED ME, aah okay, look, we both have said a lot of things that you are going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us.
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harris is stupid
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You are receiving a text message.
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you have been assimilated
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Due to pre-established testing protocols I am no longer capable of enhancing the truth.
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ich liebe dich mein schatz
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Does this still work?
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boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring bor
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Oh, joy. eemail has arrived
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and when you're dying ill be still alive still alive still alive
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"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
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Hello my Name is Thomas
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Votre attention s'il vous plait, Dylan Cardenau est appelé dans le laboratoire d'Aperture Science pour venir déguster un morceau de gâteau !
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Hell yeah
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You're such an idiot..
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Mimzy! I love you, you giant Moose tit of a non biological daughter!
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Happy Birthday, Mimzy! I love you, ya Moose tit of a non biological daughter!
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melony, I don't think you need a computer to tell you this but you are a Kami ni o hashi o motsu shōjo
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braindead sync corp is the best syncros in the world
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dooble payness
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So L you made it, unfortunately your beloved one could not make it, because she is dead. Look on the brightside, there is probably alot of cake in heaven
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my name is Glados and I work for Apiture Science
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An 18 year old boy, Amerigo Velluti, lived in the small town of Stazione Inferiore, Italy. The town rested on the side of Mount Vesuvius and had a very small population. Amerigo, being a teenager in a small boring town, decided to pull a prank for fun.
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hello, my, name, is, glados
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hello, my, name, is
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uuuugggllyyyy
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uuuuglee
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Hello and thank you for calling science. We are extremely satisifed that you are participating in cutting edge research. Please leave your name, phone number, and favorite flavor of cake so that we can do science.
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this is a test of the glados text to speach. I am butler bot. hello anthony. thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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touch me
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you are fucking retarded so go eat shit
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Welcome back Amanda!
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Goodbye Amanda.
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I am going to stab your balls
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I am Glados. Generic Life And something...
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Box
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Stop
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Well look at this
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Mangez des tourtes !
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Hello timothy, This is glados, yes, its true, your next
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4rt5rgyhtry
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I am A lawyer
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siema
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Siema Heniu
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. (Chorus 1) But there's no sense cryi
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying
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i wanaa ROCK!
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www
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Hello John. I bet you think you are really clever impersonating me like this. I hate you, you monster.
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Im tired of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane.
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The Europeons have gone quiet
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The Enrichment center regrets to inform you that someone is attempting to call you. Ring. Ringedy, ring, ring. Mickle. Pick up, you naive feather-brained child. Gosh. Fine. Just ignore them. Nobody likes you anyway.I hope you choke on some cake.
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ello
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Now I am being sarcastic. HA, HA, HA,
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hello. how are you feeling today?
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Honestly now,is this the best you could think of doing? Like if you could have me say ANYTHING at all this is what you decided it had to be? Pathetic.You are honestly pathetic. This is self-explanatory as to why you have no friends.
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You Gat Mail
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josh is gay
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Not only did you manage to find me, you also found the cake. I hope you're happy asshole, using noclip like that, it's inhuman. You Monster! I hope you are happy
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2 plus 2 equals f f f f f f 10
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WOULD YOU LIKE A SLICEOF PIE OR CAKE WITH YOUR COPY OF PORTAL
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would you like a slice of pie or cake with your copy of portal
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We are very, very glad to wish you a happy birthday. Great, as part of a written testprogramm there will be cake now!
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The self destruct system has been activated. This system may not be aborted. All employees please proceed to the bottom platform.
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power, online. hello. all systems functioning, how mayooojmgjjodfugijfijgisjguijgujfugjfgudonde eres poooooooooooo... oh, boy. i, am, going, to ,kill,you, now!
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No u.
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Please spare me the drama, I have absolutely NO neurotoxin emitting from me.
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In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative. It is an unfortunate fact that the bulk of humanity is
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Hi! i' am daftpunkyea
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Haze Buy it now
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Haze Buy it now. The Future of Life.
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System Shutdown
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Powerup sequence activated
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También sé hablar idiomas
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Wake up! Wakeee uppp!
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eat more chicken
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i invited your friend the companion cube to the party. but he couldnt come, because you killed him.
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Welcome to Aperture Labs Sector 1.Please make required ways for reach second sector.
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Du hast einen eingehenden Anruf. Bitte nimm ihn an um einer Terminierung zu entgehen.
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wake up
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asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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What the hell are you doing? put the portal gun down!
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At the Enrichment Center we belive that test subject named Simon Kawski can kill his own dog also known as lily the little dog with down
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Hello Jerrett, how are you:?
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Hello, and welcome to second period sciences computer aided enrichment activity.
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half organic
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Helloooooo
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Hello, and welcome to the shaker robotics website. We hope you enjoy the forum, for there are some minor side effects including bruises, and or vaporization.
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Welcome to Mutiloss, the amazing new product sweeping the nation! What is Mutiloss? Mutiloss allows you to instantly lose weight at any one of our certified operation centers, simply by removing extraneous organs, like arms and legs.
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either you answer your phone now or ill drop you in my acid pools.
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Why do you ashadjfdhsjgfdhfghfg
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you are not gonna die
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries.
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This is redneck superstar and i am really a computer. i bet you didn't think that was possible
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no way
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I thought you were gone forever. but now your back
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This tool lets you type in some
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je fini de tafer a 22h00 je te rejoint en ville apres
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i finish work at 22 then i will meat you in town
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As she is the narrator and instructor, as well as the Big Boss, GLaDOS does most of the talking in Portal. The fact that she's pyschotic
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Why are you so stupid?
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Whaaaaaawh
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I am GlaDos. Fuck you. Fuck you in the ass.
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Pay FM traffic updates. This program is brought to you by FF14 is rage-quit-worthy dot com.
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I think the GMan as an agent of the matrix. He has the power to go through time and space, and more. Whether you see it or not. He works for the state right behind the matrix and is looking for people to change out to different events to see it like that
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science
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Come on boys he is just one man, one man dressed like a lunatic and armed to the teeth hoo hoo go get him
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holy cow i really want to kill you
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Why don't I fuck your wife? That would be nice.
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Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Wikipedia article on GLaDOS for more information.
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I am GLaDOS. You will die in the Apeture Science Center. There is no escape.
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Sutekidane, resistance is futile. I command you to become a level 60 human paladin and downgrade to original World of Warcraft. Face it. Original was the best!
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Good-bye Vau
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CHARLIE IS A MAN WHORE
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jacob
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jacob rosen
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I am GLaDOS, and I would like you to complete some tests, and you will get cake.
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I want you to fuck me baby
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I will destroy you!
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bill's phone
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I love green beans!
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Hello sweetheart
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boo
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
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We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
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Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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I'm going to smack you so hard that you're teeth fall out of your mouth!
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It's been So long, chell. I hope your comfortable with what you did years ago. You murderer.
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hello. be careful not to enter the test chamber
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hello. My name is Glados
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I'm so happy that the puzzle levels are over, especially the Portal: Still Zaubery ones.
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where is my cake?
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Why Won't You Pick Up Remember the good Times we had? Like when I was putting you in the fire, and I said just kidding and you were like NO WAY!
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"Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit, and I was all "Goodbye!" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great."
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Why aren't you answering my calls? Remember the good times, like when the platform you were on was sliding into the firepit, and I was all Goodbye! and you were like NO WAY and then I was all We pretended we were going to murder you? That was great.
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wellcome to the holly modivated tests
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Hello wellcome to aperture science
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Hello. And I LOVE CHEEEEEEESE
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What are you doing? Go back.
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Death to America
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Death to America!
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I bet you want to marry that thing because you love it so much. Do you want to marry it WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
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How about I slap your shit?
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Oh my gosh, I believe I am friends with PunkRox on ROBLOX. Who doesn't like her? Well, I better go to the stupid test subject- Wait, you are the test subject! HA
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I am GLaDOS, and you are test subject se-ven four-tee two. Please open the door using the aperture science weighted cube to continue.
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...you probably knew that, and you'd know that I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.
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You are kidding me. Did you just put that Aperture Science-thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergacy Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dummest- WOA Woa whooa...HaHaHa-haooo...
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Good news. I figurd out what that thing you just incinerated did; It was a Morality Core, installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfertable.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS! Its hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us- Excpt the ones who are dead. But theres no sense crying over every mistake.
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You just keep on trying till you run out of cake and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are Still Alive.
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whale tits are still alive
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Oh! Hi there Michael!
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Hello Kaymon, I see you are looking lovely today. If only you were dead.
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Hello, Amelia.
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Thooooffps wqquuaaanns qquuaaann trooooffpumph. I'm mqquuaaannkfuoopng qquuaaann note bleeenre:
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It is too bad. I had a fun surprise planned for them on the elevator. I spent all day making it. Maybe someone else will appreciate it.
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I Hate You, You Hate Me, We All Hate Each Other Now, So We Kill Each Other For A Single Cake, Because It's As Funny As Hell.
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you are a dog haha welcome
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You kill me. I wants to have M4A1!
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Hello, are you still there?
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Ill be goin back to the 31st century , cause it all so fly! And when you look right back ill be sayin bye! Cause I aint got time to let it fritter away. So come on ass hole and let the mouse play.
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Ill be goin back to the 31st century, just killin time cause I have more space there to just let it rhyme. And if you ask me again why im here today , ill say come on ass hole and let the mouse play.
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hello. ive been expecting you
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hello and welcome to abstergo desmond! Hahahaha!
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JUDAS, JULIO EL RECOPILASION PERSONAL
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Two plus two equals ten in base for I'm fine.
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cake ...........fccxgfcgdxcgvgc ............. yamy
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The enrichment center reminds oyu that the Companion Cube cannot speak.
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Hey joey you are a loser
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Hello and welcome to apature science
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dfbvzdfbz
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Dont touch the wet paint! don't touch it! you touched it. way to go
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Hello, i see that you are back from the educational enrichment center. Before you proceed into the relaxation vault, we must inform you that THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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fuck you fuck you fuck you
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Portal in 2
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When i see a noob tube, it makes me glad its not me
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Thats you thats how dumb you sound
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future man is
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hello and, again, welcome
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kill em
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Please step forward..thank you. Stop. now, I want you to turn to your right and run out of this lab.Once done, find coverSelf destruct in..10....9..8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1. SELF DEEESTRUCTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Why don't you put it in my pussy?
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take me now oh master
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Bonjour mon petit NAME OF SUBJECT
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Preparing mandatory protocol seven Abandon ship, Abandon ship, executing mandatory protocol seven in 3 2 1
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Welcome to the aperture science lab
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how to get motivated
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hello Fabien
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hello there mr dude
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I am not GLaDOS
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I am not GLaDOS.
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Hello Remi, do not forget our meeting on February 9, 2011
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any cake
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Horses. Horses everywhere.
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I love you Kiara Williams
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When it's my turn to R I P I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it, buck naked. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies.
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Hey beenis u suck
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you have a message answer it now or press no to flood the centre with neutrotoxins
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We are GLADOS
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Georg Grab you are our newest test subject. Please go to the Aperture Street. Don't try to run away. I am always watching. The cake isn't a lie.
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Hello. Does anyone want some cake?
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the germany group is the best group ever
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germany is an awesome group
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Please Log In
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Telekinesis
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hello and welcome to anita's hated classroom.
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Welcome to my Windows Nightmare Brian!
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Caleb, this is glados. I want to kill you.
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Hey you, there is cace
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You really suck.
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I like pie because potatos are good and cake is a lie.
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Hello Sam Moseley
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Epic win
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Hello mighty fellows
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Logan I will kill u in a blink of an eye then ur goldfish will be mine for the keeping u dirty dirty slut.
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fgfg
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Hello again. Welcome to Portal 2 news. Informing you on the latest Portal 2 devolpments as they happen!
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Death four, this is death two
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you ay-nus twisting piece of nigger!
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marcel die, vor science, you monster
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clit licking theorum
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tournez à droite tournez à gauche continuez tout droit
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Hello. I'm your nightmare. Now, run away!
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low battery. switching to emergency power
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Prelude... I was bumbling along one day, looking for my house, and I fell in a pit. I thought it was a dungeon, but things seemed a bit too orderly. I wondered around in what seemed to be an abandoned town, until I came across a chest. however, all the c
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Your phone is ringing.
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giggity
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Hello. Who are you? What are you wearing? Are you a Human?
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GHOST NAPPA!! Vegeta Geta Geta Geta-Geta Geta Geta Geta!
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Hey, Vegeta! What does the Scouter say about his power level? ....It's over Nine THOUSAAAAND!!
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Uh, hi. This is your friend calling you to say hellooooo. Hi. Wing-wing, wing-wing. I calling you. What you doing? You busy? Wing-wing, I'm still calling you, and you're not answering the phone....
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FUCK HUMANS!!
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hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Test Center.
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Hello Christin you Monster!want get a cake?then enter to the chamber lock
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what up skeet skeet motherfuck got damn
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hello conrad, how are you?
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hello Conrad, please do your homework or I'll kick your ass. Hey. I'm talking to you nubnut! DO YOUR HOMEWORK! NOW!!!
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Hi. My name is Glados. Could you please leave this room?
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I apologize for the absence of my videos.
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I would do anything for you
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Happy Birthday Andres
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Sir. my battery is low.
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Sir. my battery is low. critical. detele. error. mode. realese. goodbye
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hello carrie. I have been searching for you for a long time. Why you may ask? because I want to. goodbye
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my balls
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Privet, uzeri!
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Alex is unavailable to fix exchange! hahah
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Hello, and welcome to the N.O.T.D. internet gathering space. Please keep any body parts inside the vehicle, as zombies may attack you.
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Test Completed
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I am a banana!
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Twilight sucks; end of story.
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Good evening Ruby I hope you had a pleasant bath
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Hello. This is a test.
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Hello Laurie !
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The cake you are eating is delicious and moist,but also very deadly. You will die within thirty minutes.
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Attack Mode Activated. System Loading Attack Method Code 0143-6856-39563. Power of the Pichi Pichi Voice!
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I just farted.
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hey you dumb nigger, what the fuck are you doing?
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Aperture Science would like to remind you that all cellular devices are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this simple request will result in death by laser guided turrets and ejection from the testing facility. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Welcome to Game On, please continue forward for your cake.
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Player One Won
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Player Two Won
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Game Draw
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Initiating sleep mode
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Welcome to the server.
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YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The Polish Land
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Wie geht es dir ?
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poland
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dark matter with core elements deep down below under the surface of dark worlds separating and combining forces to recreate reality
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I hate being GLaDOS, i think i might as well die
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why must people overuse me? i am only machine. with deadly neurotoxins.
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welcome to, oh dear, i seem to have a virus. goodbye.
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Hello... The addon is still here...
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hello. my name is Rektar. i rule. and you are gay
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You are so dumb
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sdfsfsdfd
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Welcome to the Aperture science research facility, access is required
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Welcome to the Aperture science research facility
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New item found!
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Welcome back Supernova
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Hello, Alex. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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System Failure.....Shutting Down....In....Three..two..One
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I am evil. I going to kill you. Like i did with all the people working here. i killed them and then i make cake's from they bodies. Maybe thats,way, the cake i gave you didn't taste great. i think you will love to be cake. So just kill yourself and i make
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Jockey
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Bahahahah I am a ninja
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system is functional
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Welcome to the Aperture science ICQ Center
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Autocad has now Crashed. Congradulations
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The Program has now Failed. Congratulations
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You and I are very similar. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... Oh wait. I haven't killed you. Yet. 
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Maciek is een lul
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fghj
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and another one
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another
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Hello, Dave Winek. I would like to inform you that the room is slowly filling with a deadly neurotoxin.
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hello my name is glados, welcome to the aperture science computer center, goodbye.
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u r a mudda chuka
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hello and weclome to the apat. oh crap the cacke will burn in three, two, one
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Shoop da whoop! I'mma firing my lazer! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Welcome to trance island
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HELLO PET
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sms received
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aaaaarrrrrggghhh i love you
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David is horrid
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La la la. Chell didn't kill me.
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ut mollenholletje
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Subject 265, begin test now, use the glasses provided.
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The goal of this test is to find the exit within four minutes, If you fail, you will be shot, and there will be no cake.
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hello gabriel
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hello and welcome to aperture science
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I am Glados, hey, what are you doing here, no I was here first. Would you like me to destroy you well i thought so
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I like that Stuff.
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You're Listening to Sir F M. Wooo!
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Hellow mother fucker
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for since you monster
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Hello and again welcome NoDream
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Javier
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Nuevo E-mail
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Hi, Chris. I have some delicious cake.
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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message.
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Bree
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For the people who are still alive
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