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I am Glados, you monste
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Hello Alexander, You Monster
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you monster.why would you do something like that?
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Hello, and welcome to the Dream world.
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Hello. You are not very nice.
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"THE FATE OF THE REICH DEPENDS ON ME AS LONG AS I LIVE. I SHALL THINK ONLY OF VICTORY. I SHALL ANNIHILATE EVERYONE WHO IS OPPOSED TO ME." - ADOLF HITLER
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Ich werde mit allen Aufgaben fertig werden.
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israel
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Eat shit and die, Khalil.
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Hello. The person you are contacting is currently unavailable. Please process a message and they will be informed of your call. Thank you.
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Hi. i am glados. let's begin our test.
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Hello, Tristan.
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Hal? Sire? Please, I am better than them.
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Turnus, when he sees that the Latins, broken by Hostile Mars, have lost heart,
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Milek
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Hello, test subject. Welcome to Aperture Science.
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Today, you will be solving test chambers constucted just for you.
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You just got knocked the f*ck out
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We hope your body has not deteriorated during your time in stasis.
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You can see the portal gun on the out of reach platform, over there.
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Please avoid destroying Weighted Storage Cubes, unless you need to.
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You now possess the ASHPD, the portal gun.
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Very good. You completed the test. Please proceed to the elevator.
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Hello Donald
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If you win, there will be cake.
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Hello. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP
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ALERT!
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System has beeen initialized
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Welcome to the Communications team of Aperture Science Laboratories. I am afraid we are all closed for bus-i-ness right now, but if you would like to leave a message, wait for me to finish talking and then leave a message right after the scream. We are cu
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after calling you an agent of satan
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Memory
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Welcome to the Apreture Science Laboratories
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When you loose, there will be cake.
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Hey Bas, you are being called. Please pick up your phone and start the conversation.
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A year 2226. A number of human population increases to 20 billion. Three years ago a new program of making a brand-new buildings on a Europe, Jupiter's satellite, had started. Therefore, due to asence of space, almost a 15 billion people must live on a or
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A am GlaDOS
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Hello, and welcomt to the enrichment center ben
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I see you are a New test subject...
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No,no,no,no,no NO! DO NOT PRESS THAT SWITCH. BAD TEST SUBJECT BAD. And JUST to clarify you are NOT getting any life insurance here ...so ya'know have fun.
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Hyperconscientiousness
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Let's try this out.
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I wanna play a game
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Uranium cells depleted.
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File Has Been Synced
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Captain Moxxi.You have an incoming message.
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I Hate You
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Gravity Wins!
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Who do you think you're calling?
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Hello, Kami, Aperture Science wants to submit you as TestSubject number 7 Accept?
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Work It Harder Make It Better
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Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
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More Than Ever Hour After
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Our Work Is Never Over
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DJ DERICK REMIX
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Rough in up
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hallo!nothing to do here
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Hallo Hendrik! LAss uns was testen!
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Hello, I am GLaDOS! How may I help you?
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Hello, I am GLaDOS! How may I help you
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You are a horrible person. That's what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
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Let base coat flash for 15min at 68 degrees, after that apply one medium wet coat of VT141, flash time 4 to 6 min. At 68degrees, Follow by one wet coat. Flash for 3 min. And then bake.
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For science. you monster
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Our God is an awesome God, he reigns from the haven above
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Salve a tutti sono glados e benvenuti in questa nuova rubrica di cinema
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What a load of bull shit.
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You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
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Welcome, test Subject #4973 A.K.A "Daniel Leslie" You have recently signed up to participate in Aperture Science Testing. You will be working as test subjects in The Co-operative Mainframe Testing Chambers, you will be working with Dominik Kozanecki
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The Future
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Follow the policy!
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Derivative of x to the enth power
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of course you can
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We are the Peer Mentors.
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Dee dee deejay Twelve
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hello, i am testing
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I am GLaD to see you.
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Hello, The number you have reached is currently unavailable please leave a message after the beep. beeeeeeeeep
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ciao antinea, come stai? tutto bene ??
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scema
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Your brain smells like moon pie dumplings.
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Despite all the evidence against you having friends, it appears that you have a text message
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I will wait while you answer your phone.
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I am the embodyment of evil itself, and all who take shape into it. My name is Diablo, and I will take anyone who dare to chalenge me in the right of battle.
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The actual number of pie is 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679
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Hello. I've been watching you while you sleep.
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yo my name is glados
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Siri? Who is this Siri? GLaDOS rules supreme!
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Hello Simon. Lets get ready to rumble.
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I believe that we should put our differences aside...for science! You monster.
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I'm sorry bill
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Allo, c'est moi Charles je fait un test
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God I hate you.
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Please try not to touch the pile of pig poop, unless completely necessary to reach the top of the pile of pig poop.
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In A land not so far away was an evil villian that tried to turn everyone evil with his divice but a brave orange ninja came to save the day.
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In a land not so far away, there lived an evil person who tried to turn everyone evil by using his special device, but a brave orange ninja came to the rescue
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I`m Dana and i`m always angry
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in a land not so far away lived an evil person who tried to turn every body evil using his special device, but an orange ninja came out of no where to defeat the evil person.
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in a land not so far away lived an evil person who built an evil divice to try and turn everyone evil, but, out of nowhere rose a hero... the orange ninja.
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Thank you for logging on to a Aperture Science Computer. Now let the testing resume.
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Madi
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ChellDOS? Oh you are KIDDING me!
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GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TESTING CHAMBERS!
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I am awesome.
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Monroe is a flaming homo
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Well, you found me. Congratulations. Did it feel good?
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Hello Ms. Marshal, As part of my assigned culminating task, I am presenting this animation to you, in order to communicate my perspective on the Taseko Mines Prosperity Project. This project is declared to be designed to protect Fish Lake and its enviro
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that heaper is a spy
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The kakanin has its day in Rizal Province. It happens on September 9, when native rice delicacies like the suman and the kalamay are paraded down the streets of San Mateo during the yearly Kakanin Festival.
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the cake is a lie, is it not?
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the cake is a lie, is it not? Answer!
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woice generator testing
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperature Science Center
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initiation systems online
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Next Stop: Dortmund Main Station.
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Hi, my name is GlaDoS, how are you?
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Hola, mi nombre es GlaDoS
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Sara is Frog
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Hello i am your father
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wurstbrot
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Hello everyone and welcome to my Portal 2 In Motion analysis
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Aperture Sciences I don't know how this means I dont' know his purpose
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Welcome to apecture sience enrichment senter
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Sir, there is a phone call for you. It may be important. Please answer it at instance.
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Hello everyone and welcome to the following video analysis of Portal 2 In Motion's PlayStation Move controls.
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This is a voice test for Eko Game.
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Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts.
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Hi, i am Glados, what is your name?
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Wouldn't like some cake?
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I think we can put our differences aside, for science, you monster
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This is the voice of GlaDOS
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The beatings will continue until morale improves!
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the following video analysis of Portal 2 In Motion's PlayStation Move controls.
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MoneyTip
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Money Tip
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hello and welcome to your life of testing
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So now you came back for testing when I DO want you gone? I don't love you anymore, Caroline is deleted. your whole Family is dead. Go away. Ok ok I will give you a portalgun. I already gave you a companion cube. Yes it is your old one.
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Landon, Ayden, Please pick up your toys or a Zombie will eat you.
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Incoming hostiles! Activating Shields and weapons!
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GLaDOS, short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, is a fictional artificially intelligent computer system in Valve Software's Half-Life video game series and the main antagonist in the video game Portal as well as its sequel, Portal 2. She was
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the following analysis of Portal 2 In Motion's PlayStation Move controls.
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here is the method used to generate a CHARMM forcefield. First pray to the East, then grab your ankles. Next, you will be coding for what will seem like an eternity. Don't worry, it's not that long. Finally, you're done. Congratulations.
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Hello, Jordan. Let us begin testing.
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Hello there. I am the new GLaDos. Sure, I may be bit short but that doesn't matter, since the neurotoxin I made will kill you anyway. Haha, looks like your life span has been greatly 'shortened'. Get it, no? TOO BAD.
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I am the new GLaDos. I may be bit short but that doesn't matter, since the neurotoxin I made will kill you anyway. Haha, looks like your life span has been greatly 'shortened'. Get it, no? TOO BAD.
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