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After the podcast there will be cake
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The testing will begin shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a buny being mauled to death. Have a nice day.
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The testing will begin shortly. Meanwhile, please enjoy this picture of a buny being mauled to death. Have a nice day.
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Mission Request... Pending
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hello welcome to the aperture science enrichment center chell
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The primary goal of this unit is for students to gain an understanding of the elements of humor in Western society, with a focus on their use in regular interactions, and their potential effect on fluid communication.
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Welcome back to the human test subject research center
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Joshua Weaver
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Hello Joshua Weaver, Want some cake.
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Hello. It is almost time for our burger, but it will probably taste crap like normal.
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A new SMS Message has arrived.
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Someone is calling you. Please pick up the phone.
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Stark Industries would like to remind you that bring your daughter to work day is a great occasion to have her tested.
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Game Over, Proceed to the summary screen
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Gambo is a wanker!
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Testing the GLaDOS voice generator.
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What the Fu.ck your Doing here mothe.rfuc.ker?
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Hello, Ryan, It's been a long time, how have you been? I've been really busy being dead and all. You know, since you murdered me. But I think we can put our differences aside for science. You monster.
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Hello. You will die in 3 2 1
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e-mail received
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Hello, Glados here, to tell you all about aperture science testing facilities. Please, pull up a chair and start to care. At aperture we lose a thousand subjects a day, a number we are all very proud of. We accept victims of all sizes, genders, and ages.
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Welcome to Minecraft. To break a block, press the right mouse button. To place a block, press the left mouse button. To die, jump in firey lava. It's probably better to just go back to testing.
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Simulation complete.Subject Lara Renzullo is now fully aware of existence.
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The experimental dead bodies have left the testing area.
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TACO FARTS
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Good morning. You are welcomed by Center for Scientific Research Shadow-Tec. Start testing.
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Test is over! In fact, everything is over now!
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I am GlaDos,an Artificial intelligence,i control the Aperture Science Laboratory
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I am Glados, you monster
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