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ipocrisy
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Hello person holding me and welcome to this aperture science device
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Minus the Beach
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I'm leaving a note here. We do what we want, because we can.
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Welcome to Gatsun Radio
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Umbrella corporation
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Welcome to the umbrella corporation
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Rory you have a text message
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Welcome to graion
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Hello bobo
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Oh Joy. A new email.
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Ground floor
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Welcome to Eva's intelligence portal. Waiting for administrators permission
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There. If you missed any of that than it does not concern you. It basically just says you are awesome. That's it. Awesome. On second thought, it would have been a lot faster just to have said that from the beginning. So here. You're awesome.
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Hello Jennifer and welcome to Jackass! I am Glados, sent to you by your brother , failure , oh, and laura can suck it
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Hi, I'm Clash.
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Have you ever thought of the time when you're name would be spoken last?
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If i had seventeen apples, and then ate 5. Would you make a new single about it?
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperature Science Center.
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how can you feel?
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Ian You are the coolest person I know
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We must find the ones called Rescuers.
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Deejayyy Matt, Rauscher!
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And now you goin to die
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science Earth simulation test
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperature Science Center. Please take the portal gun.
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Welcome to the W 40 K B Productions
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releave yourself or i must face the dire consequences the subjects are expecting me so please come to your sences
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You have reached the voice mail of Marjorie Cantu
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Unable to connect to voice server. Error Message 83
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Hello, and again, thank you for using this Aperture Science personal computer.
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greetings friends
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My name is Josh Gonzalez and I approve this message
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Warning. Girl gamer detected.
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Girl gamer detected. Warning.
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Good morning Alex, you are greeted by Genetic Life Form and Disk Operating System GLaDOS
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Turning Off Systems
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hello my name is poo
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Test subject is not reachable, leave a message and i will tell it. this message generated by aperture science enrichment center erhhhojk Reboot -
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Test subject is not reachable, leave a message and i will tell it. this message generated by aperture science enrichment center Reboot
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You got a new voice message, hurry up we have to do more tests
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John is a twot
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Please move quickly to the chamber lock. As the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test
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Proteeman
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brian is a hoser
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No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving federal financial assistance.
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Carson Colts Junior Clinic Blue
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The Sacridice has been chosen
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The Sacrifice has been chosen
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Razor
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Assassin Offline
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Hello Junior, you are getting a text message.please read it.
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Device Plugged
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Device Unplugged
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Programme Closed
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Assassin Online, Username Lucas76
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happy birthday Joey, are you ready to start testing?
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I lov you
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A: 14, B: 16, C: 13
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A: 9, B: 7, C:6
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A: James, B: Keith, C: Matthew
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A: auto wreck, B: car crash, C: fire
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A: 22, B: 20, C: 19
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A: 17, B: 18, C: 19
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Shields offline, weapon systems offline, hull damage critical, mobile camera systems online
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When and where were you born?
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Incoming Call from James
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Because I'm Your Mom
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No one eats me
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Muscle Contraction
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I found four gyms in your area.
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I'm sorry to put it that way but... you suck at this.
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Hello kids, today I am here to explain to you all about CSR
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Hello. Aperture Science is proud to present to you the most suprisingly surprising surprise you can think of. Note that I said you.
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testing apparatus destroyed.
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Animus Network Synchronized
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center
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hello comanche does this actually work?
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Look at me! You are meaningless. This means nothing. You could've been anything. Look where you ended up. No one. No one loves you. Whose? Whose fault may it be?! Consider, you brought this upon yourself. Literal incasing of your beauty. Look at me! Just
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Hello, test subject here, we have selected you to test the windows 8 program.
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Hello, the Aperature Public Speaking protocol requires that I make a humorous remark to start my presentation, to make me more relatable. Why did the human test subject cross the road? To get to the incinerator. Haha. There will be cake.
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Hello How do you do
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Hello you will die.
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Eat me.
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I hope you're enjoying North Dakota. You can thank me by never coming back.
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incoming text from 'SUBJECT NAME HERE'
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hello hello hello, testing..
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Hey, Squeedop! Welcome home. What do you want to do?
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Welcome to the techno hour, this should be "VERY" exciting
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Juanita, it's time to go
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Glados shall shut you up now :D
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glados loves all humans but not idiot human witch is every human so she hates us all
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Hello and Again Welcome
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welcome to exit
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Error, Human Fault. Please hold still while the fault is corrected.
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Don't ask for an easy life. Ask for the strength to overcome the hardest of lifes.
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all things
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the cake is a lie!!
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People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people
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Welcome to lab 5, inside temperature is 279 degrees kelvin, humidity 145 bar, time is 1700 hours. Initiating protocol 21. Have a nice stay.
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Hello, welcome to Aperture Laboratories
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hello it is time to die
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This is a test. An expeiment, if you will.
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Your destination is on the left. Your destination is on the right. You have arrived at your destination. Turn left. Turn left now. Turn right. Turn right now. In two hundred feet turn left. In two hundred feet turn right. Continue on this route for.
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1 mile. 2 miles. 3 miles. 4 miles. 5 miles. 6 miles. 7 miles. 8 miles. 9 miles. 10 miles. miles. 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
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In 500 feet. In 300 feet. In 100 feet. In one thousand feet. Please make a you turn. I hate you so much. Now warming up the deadly neurotoxins. The thought of you makes me want to curl up and die. If i were a pathetic meat sack like you.
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I am GlaDos. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We never forgive. We never forget. Expect Us.
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Oh, I see you're awake. Well then, let's begin testing immediately.
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peter is the worst human being
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door control activated
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glados this is artem kornev
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galdos this is apperture
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Hello my name is glados i am is aperture
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Test Test This is Ka'ex Glados
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start
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Hello, I'm Glados and I'm really dump and fat
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Onche Onche, tu veut du ponche ?
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SEX
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Hello Diana, advise you to play the game until the end and I'll sing you a song
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Unless you're volunteering to be MURDERED.
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If i can stop one heart from breaking
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This is a test. Like you.
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This message is a test. Bit like you.
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chemistry is fun
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Hello, test subjec,t welcome to my lair!
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You Are so Stupid
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Hello humans. You know what ? I'm testing the new GLaDOS voice generator. I love that. Testing, I mean.
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Lucy is sexy
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subject number 546
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I don't quite think you have the required skills for this task.
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Hi This is Angel from Proweaver.. Are you the owner or the manager of ABC Healthcare?
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Low Float Warning
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I'm sorry. Matthew is not available right now. Please leave a message. Or don't.
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Onii-san, why would you do that?
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Thank you for Donating to Parsonsda Master Tip Jar
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robert you are forever alone
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Subscribe sucker!!
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Hello. Welcome to Aperture Laboratories.
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Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur
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Rise and shine Mr Freeman. Rise and shine.
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Why was there bacon in the soap? Tell me, you fat worthless human.
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Owen Bird is the best in the world!
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Working. Updating 4,200 updates missed. 1% 2%, 5% 100%. Year: 3012.
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Cult Cosmos
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Working. Updating 4,200 updates missed. 1% 2%, 5% 100%. Year: 3012. There are: 12 planets with sentient life. 10 billion sentients.
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Welcome to the Jwak67 channel, enjoy your mother flippen stay.
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Thats you, thats how dumb you sound!
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Your computer has received a virus. If you would like to fix it you can't. because the cake is a lie. your life is a lie. it's the truth. self destruct immenent. countdown in 5 seconds. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 your computer is screwed
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Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
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good afternoon subject 1337. also known as Jevon. your iPhone has recieved a virus. you can't fix it because your mother was screwed too many times. your piginas will blow up in 5 seconds. 5 4 3 I got bored. blowing up your piginas. dylan says your an ass
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Kaarina i love you so much i could die
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What happened? Did you screw up the test again?
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you're listening to monolith radio
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Cole, go bite your brother Gibson.
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Hello, you are going to die
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It has been fun playing with you
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Let the Zuera begins.
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I read all camp updates in the voice of GlaDOS.
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Stewart likes men
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Dark Matter
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complete the task or else
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Hellz blazes
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hello. this is glados.
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Hello Alexa I heard you were being bad.
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Siri is my best friend
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Bret loves to lick mens butts
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Justin are you serious?
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Annie I want to murder you in your sleep
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Obstruction Detected.
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Ola soy kevin y esto es na tontera
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hi cole i find you sexy
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This is the cat walk in the Enrichment Chember level 19.
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pound that girl james!
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come at me bro.
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We can put our differences behind us, for science, You monster.
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sam is awesome
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Welcome to the AME Support Hotline. Sponsores of Electrofizz Productions. Please press 1 to contact the Technical Support Department. Press 2 for the Accounting department. Or press 3 to speak to a representative of Electrofizz.
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Hello Jakub
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Hello And Wlcome to the Enrichment Center
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You think I would learn after the first two times, but this time, this on is not getting away.
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i am glaados and i will KIll yooou
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In dangerous testing environments the DJ Club promises to always provide useful advise.
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For instance, standing too close to the speakers will kill you. I'm being serious right now.
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