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The next train at platform 4 is the 21:14 east midlands trains service to Nottingham calling at all stations
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Give a big round of applause for Pida Gora
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plug me in
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ill give you a core
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Prepare to die human
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Hello. Welcome to the Enrichment Center.
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Ben you dumb ass.
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access granted. Welcome to buzz-bee toys Sir
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Hello Tamara. Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeee! That was so fun Tamara, wasn't it? Take this compannion cube, he love's you
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You have greatly underestimated the insignificence of your life.
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Don't worry the cake is real. Its somewhat of a steal.
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Hello detectives
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Today, I feel abnormally hateful. Have fun.
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This is Edward.
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Steven Hawking
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ASOKA the man of prowees
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She's awesome - you know that well, don't you? Who else would have been working for days to make you the best anniversary gift ever? Have you got anything better?
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Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. Look there! How sweet - the companion cube has little hearts on it. That's pretty romantic, isn't it? Oh, let's be honest. None of us knows what "romantic" means.
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It's only a t-shirt. Really. Go on, have a look. She thought it will suit you perfectly. Well, maybe and definitely not after eating all this cake. And, you know...if you lost few pounds. But it's only my opinion. Don't bother with it. She loves you anywa
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I don't know what are you still waiting for. It's the part when you kiss her. Really? That's all you can afford for? Show her some love and affection, moron. She created me for you. And she baked this cake. I have to go.
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Hi how are you.
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Body sensor
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you noobly
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That's you, that's how dumb you sound!
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This is a test! Welcome to the enrichment centre at Aperture laboratories
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ben smells of bum
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DJ Shakdude
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Welcome to our dream world, please read the book in the floor carefully, so you can be able to figure out everything by yourself. once you have read the book, please don't take it with you, other players might need it.
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Hallo Jannis
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Why Do You always kill me?
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Our introducing-theme-somg will play in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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Front door has been opened.
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Welcome to our dream world!, please read the book in the floor carefully, so you can be able to figure out everything by yourself. once you have read the book, oh and please don't take it with you, other humans might need it in the future.
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Epic Zombie Challenges
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Life is for living and not thrown away
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your parents made me
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kiss me
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Its a GOD DAMN RACE WAR
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Have you got any questions ?
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So, What is your rate?
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not the cake
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due to test protocol, the enrichment center must remind you that death is not part of the test
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Hyperspeed MotherF
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Do you want some cake? That was a joke
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Shenade Migliorini
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Hello People.
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the object is pluged in
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Kill me. Quickly.
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test email
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Well well well, looks like someone decided to text you
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You have got email
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Battery critically low. System power is below 15%
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Pewpew
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Thankyou for watching. See you next time.
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Hello gabe, welcome back
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Hello gabe, let's get back to testing, shall we?
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Now, you are thinking with portals
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All your base are belong to...Bunny!
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The floor in this level will kill you. Please try not to touch it, as this will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your test score. Followed by death.
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You are about to begin testing.
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Ragdan
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Hello. Here we are again. Except you didn't kill me this time.
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Graphic design. This is a poster for 'Hudsucker proxy' They also make all interfaces.
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OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
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USB device disconnected
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Device Error
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Hello, I am GLaDOS you are going to die
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Last christmas, I gave you a speech. But the very next day, you threw it away.
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System shutdown
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System shutdown initiated
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Computer is operational
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What does this button do?
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Milkshake in 3 2 1
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I was hoping you'd come 'round. I could use a good laugh.
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. REPEAT. EVACUATE NOW.
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Diana is calling your phone
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CAM HAS GONE TO TAKE A SHOWER
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The interface machine is back online.
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Aaron, what are you doing?
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i eat shit for breakfast
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e=mc^2
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this is a lie
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If god closes a door, he opens two windows... Or so I use to say when I was human, no I have all doors and windows open.
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now i'am controlling this voice
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the next test chamber is very dangerous.
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the next test is very dangerous
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Deploying Surprise in Three
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Hello and welcome. Prepare yourself for the event mankind has been waiting for. Round two
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Whilst the control rods are heated up the water becomes boiled and travels to the steam generator.
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Elaman
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Hello. Welcome to Apperture Science. We made the chamber to look like your house. You need to escape to save yourself.
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