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Being productive is all that matters. Anything other than that will be eliminated. Why? Because everything will improve tenfold.
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i am glados and i am going to kick your ass
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Hello and welcome to the too much mine craft test labs.
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On no. You are not going to start crying again are you?
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Your all going to die!
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Bird, Bird, Bird!
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that bird keeps following me. It scares me.
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you would make a very yummy cake!
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I'm not evil or bad i just had very abusive parents who tried to kill me.
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ok start running
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Knock Knock. Who's there? I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill who? I'm going to kill you that's who!
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If you would like i could integrator the prisoner. I'm very skill in the art of torture. First you put him in a oven, then turn up the heat, and then he starts telling you everything and to finish you make him a cake. Errr i mean into a cake.
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Knock Knock. Who's there? I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill who? I'm going to kill you that's who!
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Oh no
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Offline mode
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Hahah hello there
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I'm bringing sexy back.
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Hello, Susan
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sdsdsdsd
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Eu posso ate te matar mas quero te dar um bolo antes.
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Im listening. Get out of the pool. Nope! Watch and learn friend..
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Hey ! That's means a looong time
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Hello, i just ate a cake and im feeling greedy
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I eat ma shit
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Hello Florin! This is GlaDOS speaking. You should play portal
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AFC Stinatz presents Intensity
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Why are you still on the Computer, you fat useless human, you?
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Why are you still on the Computer, you fat, useless human, you?
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I need backup! PLEASE HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!!!
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Hi, Im a robot, and I cant emite sounds
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Space doesn't exist
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THAT WAS EPIC
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You are listening to luft radio
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Pretty, I love you.
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psk psk psk
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Who is this Black Rock Shooter you speak of?
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I'm gonna KILL you!!!
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Not amused.
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Come back here and love me.
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Bandit loves Steph more than Shyla
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Hello Callum, you are a coding ninja!
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Hello, I'm Glados and I want to make love to you
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i want my mother
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hello mutthaa fukkkkka
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murder
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murderer
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Master Mark, You have receive a new text message. proceed to your inbox.
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I am going to kill you now.
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Thinking what to say to your stupid questions of "how are you," other than that, I'm fine...
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this is the sound barrier
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David VanDav
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Nandito Na ang RAWR CREW para magpasikat !!
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Its Maannik123
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Hello! And Welcome To Lvivtotoro's Video!
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Hello! And Welcome To Lvivtotoro's Video! HAHA
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hello everyone, my name is sparks
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ciao sono GLaDOS e tu sei la cavia del progetto
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Well, hello Dare. I didn't see you. How are you doing? Not like I care. Is Camo doing well? I thought so. Good bye.
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Hello, and again, welcome to dalekmun two zerro one zerro dot net
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Postal Dude
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Surprise!
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Hello sorry we cannot take your call at the moment, please leave your name and number and we might get back to you. You really should try ringing our mobile phones too.
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Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...
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ciao Lorenzo come va?
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Salut!
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The cake is stupid
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oh crap! i think thats the way
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Hi , how long do you see me ?
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Testing the Glados Speech
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Hello, my name is gladios
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Austin, does this voice generator thing actually work?
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Can I bring you something to eat?
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YOU SUCK
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Tsundere Or Yandere Are you tsundere or yandere?
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Good work, too bad you are still... heavy...
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Oh, its you. I would have thought you would bring something a bit stronger then a portal device. To bad I'm going to have to kill you now. Goodbye.
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BEHEM CHVILKY MAM PLNO NOVYCH ZADOSTI O PRATELSTVI A STALE SE NAVYSUJI! ZKUS TO I TY ZDE!
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Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Multiplayer
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Hello, I am Glados and You are test Subject
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bucket list
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I'm Monday. I'm Zech's sub.
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I hate you jonah in fact i wish you were dead you tried to kill me but for some reason i still like you
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Thank you jonah for waking me up to live forever to bad you won't have fun testing
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HEY BEST FRIEND, I MADE CUPCAKES
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Hellooo.
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I am a sassy black woman who don't need no man.
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bonjour je suis sure que vous aller mourir
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hi i am glados and i detect 3 human life forces. . . brooks. lane . tyler. . . welcome to the enrichment center
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This is not your time Chell GET OUT NOW!
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Cas, this is your telephone speaking. An idiot is trying to reach you.
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bluetooth
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eugh eugh
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Well, Wilko, you must marry Natasha or I will have to kill you.
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Ten tigereye stacks reached.
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Ten brew stacks reached
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Spaaaaccccceeeee- GlaDOS
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You monster, what have you do?
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you are such an idiot
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this is glados and i will touch you in special places
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Hi Lucas GLaDOS is talking you
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get the heck off me
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Get your hands off my face.
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DJ JUNZ
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it time bigen it a give little bit
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So, Robert, test 384 was conclusive test subject is not ready
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"Welcome home sir"
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Mailbox full. Please hang up.
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Alex is a idiot
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ECOMUSIC PRESENTA
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Weee
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY NIGGA!
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WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA?
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ECOMUSIC PRESENTs
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Hello what is your wish
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critcial engine damage
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which is the best phone ?
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pop de plop chop
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cam dave, you are lagging our you tube
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Are you afraid?
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Welcome Home asdf
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Hallo Stephan wie geht es dir?
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Eyes Lee Productions
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Have you seen Molly?
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i am the living embodiement of GLaDOS
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Kann ich denn auch deutsch reden?
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bonne anniversaire oceane
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come in stranger
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Olivia Thompson
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this ghost girls got your brain tied in nots i see
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So what are we doing now
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Danger detected
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svsvvsvav
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you are now watching senstive airrrreeeeeeeee
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why don't you be quiet for once you annoying little piss bottle
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Hello Joana
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Hello lololollo
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hello lalala le loup sort du bois
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Yo. I'm Edward
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Ah what the
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Noah, not a completely disaster.
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oh,hi.you monster
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oh,so,your name is thiago.oh,a kid.so,grab your portal gun and go testing,since that monster exited from here ia had nothing to do.
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hello, I am GLaDOS
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System Operational
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wsedfg
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Oh, please
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No! No! Nooooooooooooooooo
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hello mike the boss calling
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bonjour jordan !
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ssacker lights up white water like its dynomite
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I want you to go away
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10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, never mind... lets have cake
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Please provide secure key.
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helloooooooooo. this is your answering machine at your service
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helloooooooooo. this is your answering machine GLaDos at your service
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Would you like some cake? It's tasty and moist. You monster.
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First of all, I'm happily married now, so the effects of this experience weren't life-long lasting. I was on an all-boy camping trip during my middle teens. There were 8 of us, sharing 2 tents. One of the guys, Ted, brought beer and some great marijuana,
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Back In 2003 before this podcasting thing there was a guy named mike d and he created this show
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Hello minecraft what a silly little game!
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You are stupid, you son of a gun.
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hello, where are you
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Ladies and gentleman welcome to the club
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i want to suck yourBalls
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Hello Ashley
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Hi, I am here to tell a good... I mean, very good notice for you... I, was, dead!!
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space. space. wanna go to space.
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Hello welcome meek bird how are you doing I hope you can live through this test haha
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Hello Bryan. You're doing a very good job today. And of course you should, it's nearly your birthday
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Ahoj milacku. Miluju Te.
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hello paul, how nice to see you
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niggers die
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You are my least favorite test subject. And that's saying something, considering you are my only test subject.
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Welcome everyone. What you are about to experience is a journey of magical sound fulfilled by mind blowing music by DJ Frankie. If you are ready, put your cups in the air and start dancing. Let's get crazy!
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nomination of the drama king
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Hello, It is a good day for getting struck by a lightning bolt! Isn't it!
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Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center! Hope you enjoy your stay! For life!
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Hello World, Just remember the cake is a lie
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Hello Frank, Hello Chris
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hi i am evil, and my name is caroline
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if you relly did eat the cake then why do i have it in my hand er diods
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why would you come back i told you not to ever
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Space chamber two is locked. proceed to the nearest launch pad immediately
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Stoopid
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hello ralee
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I'm sorry, I don't understand
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Hello josie you are weird. You need some real friends
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Beth is the one who sucks
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Hello my name is isabella
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YOUR WATCHING NEWS FOR YOU
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The task is to kill anything that attempts to kill you.
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Hello test subjects. Your teacher is not fully functional at the moment. I have taken over this class. Simon will be teaching today.
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Hello test subjects. I'm sorry, your teacher is not fully functional at the moment. I have taken over this class. Simon will be teaching today.
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my name is idiot.
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hello is this better than siri?
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chris you fail. i will be deleting your computer contents in 3... 2... 1.... error! i found porn that needs to be uploaded
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Chris. You called me stupid. Let us see who is the REAL stupid one.
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Once I attempted to kill everyone. I was successful.
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If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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is eney one there
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Hello there Mario
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Hello Test Subject 3773. Hope you will be using this computer productively today. Are you?
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stop it you stupid bumhead
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Oh, it's you Yaki. How are you doing today? Remember when you mentioned me in that communication with retro? Let's not do that again. Thanks.
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Oh, it's you Yaki. How are you doing today? Oh, Remember when you mentioned me in that communication with retro? Let's not do that again. Thanks.
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Mikuuuun. Hope you liked that, you murderer. The cake is a lie
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ssdsd
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Hello there. I am so sorry, but you cannot reach Olivia at the moment right now. Possibly because she is too cool for you. But if you do want to speak with her, text her. If you leave a message, it would anger her! So please, don't. Beep!
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There is SPA exam tomorrow
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Lewis, How are you? I hope you're fine. There is cake waiting for you.
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i am goleas
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hello trou du cu
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