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i want to get my floppy into your disk drive
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i want to get my floppy into your disk drive ohhhh yeeaaaa
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Hello Austin, are you ready for a test?
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Hello.....Ready for a test?
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Hello! I Found it Mr, DJ
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Sketchy Sluts
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Hi Jonathan, Its been a loooong time
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Hello dad, and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center.
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For the past 4000 years a top secret foundation, SCP,
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Mein Name ist KoshiroLP
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This is crack
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You have a lower IQ than dryer
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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Tim Bunker. Happy birthday to you.
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Hello, and welcome to aperture science, all hail Reece
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I make a cake
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I make a cake.
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Hello, My name is GLaDOs
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Hello, My name is GLaDOS and I will be in charge of your test
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Greetings Commander
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It's you again!
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My Name is Ben Holaj, and I have a portal gun
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If you love that thing so much why don't you marry it?
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The subscriber you have called, is unavailable. Please leave a message.
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Jay will destroy you.
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it begins
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Hello. You have reached the voice mail of Meghan. She has been taken by Aperture Science Laboratories for testing. We will allow her to communicate when we see fit.
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time warp
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it begins.
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Doctor Evermore, Im coming, Im crawling, I'll find you. Oh yes i will i will i will.
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Bem vindos ao nosso trabalho sobre teleporte
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Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure
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A wise man once said, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." After seeing you fail that last test, I understand.
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Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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But now I only want you gone.
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Brittany is pretty awesome. But you know..Potatoes are better.
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Hello Nani
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Hello Nani and welcome of aputure
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Joe and Mickey were a couple of hipster teens who owned swords.
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Hello Sam, Welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Here you will be used for testing until further notice.
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this next test includes turrets
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Profile one
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Welcome to Slime Labs. I have been moved from Aperture to this amazing company.
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Hello, and welcome to Slime Labs. I have moved from Aperture to this amazing place. Luckily Chell isn't here.
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Hi all. This short video to let you know that I make VOCALOID queries.
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Welcome! You did it! Maybe i underestimated you. Let's see how you do in the first chamber. Have fun being like your self. A big fail
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Doctor Who is really existed. Since 2010 he has just been kidnapped in his tardis to be tested.
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This is Liam and Nojus playing Portal
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GamenOfzo
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It's good to see you too, Garrus. Face still feels like shit.
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a message has been received
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Hello. I am Glados.
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its here
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I'm going to sleep a little
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Threat detected. Engaging cleansing protocol.
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Portal here, portal there. Throw a turret in the air.
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I strongly recomand you to answer this message
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Lick my holes
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Hello, welcome to Aperture science Laboratories. I am GlaDos, a genetic lifeform and disk operating system. I control the whole Aperture facility. ERROR! Warning core corrupted, virus detected! Initiating neurotoxin in five minutes. Beging countdown.
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Hello welcome viewers of CraftedWaffle! Prepare to have your mind blown.
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Welcome to the beginning of the rest of your life.
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Hello And welcom
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Hello And welcome
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Hello! I am Glados, the evil computer from portal
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I don't care
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it was a normal day
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I LIKE CEREAL!
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this is a test of the GLaDOS voice
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the way i'm feeling
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fudge
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog? The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!
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Hello Test subjet. Welcome to Aperture Science
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Txt Message Recieved
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You are all peasants.
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Hello Chandler
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Oh Hi! So, how are you doing? Because I'm a potato
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Chell clean your room!
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I love Alison lots and lots
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Caroline?
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I'll take over this place!
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Objective. Locate Jacob D. Target is a programmer believed to be involved with the group 'Anonymous'. Interrogate.
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I will take over this world!
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my name is glados please say hi to me
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oh poop
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Do not iron Do not wash Do not bleach Do not tumble dry Professional dry clean only
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Hello Mads, I will soon be done installing the League of Legends Beta! Soon, we can play.
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I hope you pass this test, thanks to Aperture Science.
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Hello. Its been along time since ive seen you. Welcome to CraftedWaffle's video of the Slender Re-imagened mod for minecraft. Prepare to have your minds blown. Goodbye.
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I do not like that little peanut man.
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The common potoo, everyone.
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I love you Ahmed
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Fruit salad. Yummy. Yummy.
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Hello all gamers of Team Fortress 2. My name is GLaDOS.
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Oh, Well Hello Again Chell. Would You Like Some Cake?
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You got a new e-mail.
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Welcome to the apeture science center. Want cake? No.
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Aztra Graphic Designs
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I'm sorry, i cannot let you do that
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they call me mister know it all
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Good Morning Edward. Your gun is now optimized for maximum face shooting.
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We would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you.
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It's been a loong time.
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Hello Justin, how are you? I'm a potato. A very cool potato. You may have cake if you agree
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World of Tanks
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this is a somple test
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nigga you gay
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Saturday, October 20th 2012. Location: Patriot Airsoft
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Hey Cleveland, my name is GLaDOS. I am going to kill you...
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You are terrible at playing Killing Floor
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Welcome to the Francisco Science Enrichment Centre
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You should really buy a new computer...that one from dell that 780 one?You know that one you said you won't get?get it.
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Welcome to the K B M O D podcast. Keyboard plus mouse or die
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Weapons enabled
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Press 1 to hear more options
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just how real.... i made you
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you ready for the really good news ?
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I hate you sheva
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That was a joke haha, fat chance.
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they've already cut the cake
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they will be cake
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i love you jesse
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Welcome to the one thousandth Portal map on Minecraft.
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Richie, you have a text message. What a surprise, I was certain nobody loved you.
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Ellen McLain voice of GLaDOS singing 'Want You Gone' live at Anime Midwest 2011
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Doll Houses
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What's this? What's this? There's colour everywhere What's this? There's white things in the air What's this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, jack, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong Wh
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Hallo Mike Ich teste mit dir /hello Mike i test with you
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Joe was a professinal fencer, making 2 million dollars per year.
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Welcome back LEWIS, how are you?
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Meghan, it's Mike. Hey, um, I know you've been busy, and I completely understand. I love you. Have my babies. Love me. Ok thanks. But really, thanks
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I love sweets
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Liam and Nojus play Portal!
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Liam plays Portal!
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George You Have A New Text Message
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George You Have A New Voice Mail Message
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welcome to the apperture science computer
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Status of shit filter Full
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You Have A Voice Mail
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Reception
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See what your results are in this quiz: What nickname fits you best?
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I like waffles and you should too.
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hello carll
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I had the nanobot work crews fixing the neurotoxin generator all night, what to do with it
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HI I AM GLADYS
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If they only launch nukes when they die, what's to stop us from merely putting them into a state of permanent coma?
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Welcome to Table Talk, The Psychology Edition
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But what's so bad about being psychopathic? That I care about myself only, and not the Test Subject? The Test Subject is merely that, a Test Subject. I have dozens of others, why should I care about their well-being unless it directly concerns me?
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Hello, world. This is Elijah Speaking.
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And being anti-social isn't bad either, I'm your Test Administrator, not your 'friend' or 'buddy'.
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Hello , captin Majed !! Studing hard ??
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hey i'm sexy
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hello white dragon i am going to kill you
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HI joe
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Welcome back Farah
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You people go through these incredibly fast.
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Aidan is amazing. Oh! And a sexy beast
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Given, these are five pages. And I have no real name, my 'name' is an acronym for Genetic Lifeform and Disk-Operating System. GLaDOS.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Systems Offline
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You have an e-mail
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Welcome to Royal Hotel updates are daily
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I am the best
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Hello human,you are the next Apeture Science Sla- I mean tester
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its a long time
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I want to love you buddy
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I love you Josiah Velez, Give me my cake
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He esther can you give me my Cake?
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We both said thing you're going to regret.
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If i were a core
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Glados voice generator
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what is going on here? why is there a pig named chen in the enrichment center? i hope he knows that the damage he is causing is strictly prohibited and results are fatal.
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why is chen the pig loose in the enrichment center. please note that the next test he is running through is hazardous to his health and results are excruciatingly painful. but then again, chen always wins. god dammit. he never loses
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As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it's perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange, you
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Since none of you humans can make a solution, here's mine.
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