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Hello. The person you are calling cannot come to the phone.
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Assuming direct control.
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i've got balls of steel
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I Kay Wow
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If you seriously think this test is possible, than I made a bad decision in choosing you for it.
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Hey I am GLaDOS
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i am a stupid machine
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you alcoholic monster
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Oh did you think I meant you?
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Hi there loppy. Are you well?
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratories in Minecraft
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Hello and welcome to the United Nerd Nation.
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Hello adam, shall we begin the test?
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Welcome to Playfox
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Hello there Terezi Pyrope hows it going?
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Oh i see your finally awake. took you long enough. welcome to aperture science test chamber. your lucky enough be here. im giving you a change to save yourself. theres the portal gun. good luck
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13 Floor, Welcome Playthrough Master !
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rockets acquired
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and welcome to Garrys mod randomness part one
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Garrys mod randomness part one
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Lance's site
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Its bena long time
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Dear Princess Celestia Well, I've only been in Ponyville for a few days, and it seems that you are already getting me back for dropping out of school.
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Gang is going places
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Now I'm going to kill you.
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I'm sorry, there is no cake
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This is a Doctor Bagel mashup
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Welcome to apature science labs. For your safety, please read the safety guide before you begin testing. Since I have run out of safety guides, please fill out an apature safety guide request form when you have finished your tests.
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Goodbye Chell.
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AWO Music
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There's no more cake for you mice.
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Welcom to the Aperture Science. Really i'm glad. I'm now exit.
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William
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Hello, and welcomeback to the Aperture Science enrichment center
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I am Potatoe and I am know it..You are Potatoe and I am know it.
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Ronak thank you for using the aperture science testing facility
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Welcome to the outside world... Chell...
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Email Collected
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World confirmed, coordinate confirm, preparation start.
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i really hope you like cake
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How old are you
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Oh so dirty
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hi mom!
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This is a trial
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Goodbye Felix
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My name is GLaDOS,And I am Evil for 1 and a half games
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hello and welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center
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Help Donald in their Fashion House.
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Hi my name is Glados and you are listening to DJ Becompex
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The cake is a lie, and so are you.
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Alarm! Shields 20%
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Now I look back, I think I always really knew the truth about myself, underneath. I'd be standig in a crowd of people at a party, and sudenly I'd get this idea like I was standing in a huge empty space and there wasn't anybody around me for miles.
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Space is not an option.
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Hello, Are you ready for testing?
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Wanna know why I use a knife
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Beep boop, I am a robot.
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Please. Come back, then we can celebrate your victory with some cake.
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WARNING, REACTOR ONE IS OVERHEATING
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YOU HAVE A MESSAGE, WELL AREN'T YOU POPULAR
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Hello Welcome To Nanotrans Research Facility
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Neither of the two versions of this song were produced or composed by Daniel Ingram; some of the shorter songs in season one weren't composed by him.[1] The music of these songs was added by William Anderson after the vocals were recorded.
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Zoroastrianism was contrived by the prophet Zoroaster, who was born into a Bronze Age dominated by a polytheistic culture involving the use of intoxicants and animal sacrifice. He rejected this religion and instead created another that was similar to the
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hello michaela
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hello how are you? are you ready for the next round of testing?
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the cake may be a lie but you will never know.
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testing will be ....resumed in 20 14
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Hello ... youtubers and welcome to the online aperture science... test.. subject .... sing ..up .... and thank you.... for your contribution toaperture science
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You've reached Pedro Garcia. He is not available at this moment. Please call 7 1 3 3 8 2 7 2 1 3 and speak to Tito. Thank you.
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Hello, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you now.
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Hello Katie. Welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre
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Hello.. I am GLaDOS
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Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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Next Dating Applicant
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Lisa loves all the kitties.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment center. Oh. It is you. Lachlan or should I say Test subject 3725.
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Hello rambo, long time no see, now its time to have cake.
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Hello rambo
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i think we can put our differences behind us....for science....you monster.
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hey i am glados i like cake and i work at aperture science
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HI Chris It is me GLaDOS i killed Partyman and i will kill you now
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you were poked
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iam ice and i say hello to the hells community
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Welcome class
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i don`t hate you
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I am a mod. I'm making an app here. For admin.
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Hope, I hope you love me
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A structure is made up of interrelated parts functioning as an orderly whole. It is synonymous to the definition of a system. It implies that a force is present to hold all these parts together. There are four kinds of forces in nature: The gravitational
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