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Assuming direct control.

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Oh did you think I meant you?

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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratories in Minecraft

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Hello and welcome to the United Nerd Nation.

Hello adam, shall we begin the test?

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Tommy, you really are an idiot.

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I'm sorry, there is no cake

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SYSTEM INITIALIZATION COMPLETE: TESTING VOCAL SYNTHESIS.

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Ben is an idiot who likes chocolaate and his causin ryan fing

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Goodbye Chell.

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You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance.

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Hello, and welcomeback to the Aperture Science enrichment center

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Welcome to the outside world... Chell...

hello M.J do you remember the time you KILLED ME?

Email Collected

Venez voir mes potions et mes autres objets

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Oh so dirty

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Goodbye Felix

My name is GLaDOS,And I am Evil for 1 and a half games

hello and welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center

Help Donald in their Fashion House.

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Wanna know why I use a knife

Beep boop, I am a robot.

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Hello, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you now.

Hello Katie. Welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre

Hello.. I am GLaDOS

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Next Dating Applicant

Lisa loves all the kitties.

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment center. Oh. It is you. Lachlan or should I say Test subject 3725.

Hello rambo, long time no see, now its time to have cake.

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squiddlyspooge

HI Chris It is me GLaDOS i killed Partyman and i will kill you now

you were poked

iam ice and i say hello to the hells community

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Sentient Mode Activated

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Hello stranger! Welcome to my puzzle!

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Welcome class

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I am a mod. I'm making an app here. For admin.

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Awaaz

Hello, and welcome to S C P containment foundation.

Noah deserves cake. He should get some.

Hello Daiki to your notebook

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as we tour through the night, foot to the floor, ignite

Initiate Program: "Lashing Creepers"

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Welcome. This is an Automated Message.

your blackmail has been sent

Execute Code: Base Delta Zero

system starting up engage main processor system will now shut down please staand clear failure to do so will result in failure followed by death

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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment course!

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DJ Bomoh

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This computer lab will be closing in fifteen minutes.

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Becca?

stop fapping

And You Know Ann Here With Her Balls Of Steel

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Hi Steve

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When you break down and drop your crown

You had better go hide

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Core meltdown in 10 minutes

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Cheese pizza

You got a message,monster.It says you are a terrible person.Strange.

ANDREW

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: [REDACTED]. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. The Foundation. We must to Secure. Contain. Protect. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are D`s.

Hola. Esto es una prueba.

hello collin

Das ist ein Test

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Cractical is not here,Bye!

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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me! Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.

Jimmy Trey

Welcome to Windows 7, how may I help you?

You have received a text from Mara.

You are stupid!!!

Merge in progress

in smashing watermelon flavour

Hello you Have reached the voice mail of Brandon Waters..He is not available...he is testing...leave a message and he will get back to you..or not..if he is dead....

Hi and welcome to my first video about steam and team fortress 2. I'll first start my first video with steam beta's big picture mode. Steam beta's big picture mode was specifically designed for computers hooked up to a televisions with an HDMI cable.

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Why we stop killing?

hi, i'm glados and welcome to jackass

Another dreadful computer user

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Hello Kumar its going to be a nice day

Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. I have message for you

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The internet is epic.

Hello. Have you come back to kill me again? To Late.

MICHELLE RATCHET AS DUTCHES MOTHER SEYMOUR

hello there , who , or what are you exactly, you look like a sack, thats awfully odd, ive never dealt with sack people before, lets do some testing

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I hate you david

Hello, my name is Chad

I have only one thing to say regarding Chell. The ass was fat.

O Mateus traz o notebook na sexta a noite?

Hello, my name, is Pantherfang.

oh my God, i never had an orgasm like that before!

Hello and welcome to Aperture Science Laboratories. Let's begin you testing.

Brought to you By Sarah Galvaz Entertainment By Sony and Mega Man Legends 3 also by star wars episode seven return of the sith and by me because science is fun you monster

hi my name is potatos

Gamestop is a horrible company. That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that.

you are now listening to ace myth

Monkeys Poo at Midnight

give me that sweet poo poo loving patrick

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Blah Blah Blaaaaaah

i just hit 30,000 subs and screamed really electronically

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Good Morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System

I'm watching you Great wyrm gold, you better not mess my plans up.

julian

vohl is gay

Welcome to NicaFandom, take a seat and keep pawing off.

helo how are blaf

Oh, it's you. It is nice to see that you managed to keep your weight during your cryogenic sleep. Now to begin testing,

Welcome to your real state of mind.

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hello you are a horrible person.

My name is glados and i will make your life a living nightmare

Welcome to aperture science laboratories

Hold it

I don't like you. You are fat!

cheese and ham on the inside, butter on the outside and just fry em a few minutes each side

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Well you found me,

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Configuration error. Please ask the sysadmin investigate.

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Termination authorized.

Hallo, und herzlich willkommen!

Thank you for calling. Our offices are currently closed.

You are listening to Atomic and Flex

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Airsoft Innovations Handheld Fragmentation Device

Hello mitchel

Hello Mitchel. Welcome back

flash back night club

Hello! My name is GLADOS! I like a cake!

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Adwim sucks. He's the worst person alive. I hate him. Fully.

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Please mind the gap

bruitage

Je pense qu'il y a un probleme. Vous n'etes plus dans la zone de test. Veuillez retournez dans la zone de test.

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oh dear you have been a very naughty boy michael

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Your husband is having an affair with a woman that works for him - Pamela Bodager

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In compliance with the Aperture Science rules and safety standards, I am required to inform you of an incoming cellular call.

In compliance with the Aperture Science rules and safety standards, I am required to inform you of an incoming cellular call

What is the mean of life?

Please go away.

The CERT is awesome

fook you

hallo welt, wie geht es dir? mir selbst geht es gut, das hier ist ein kleiner test!

hello daniel. Thank you for being our test subject today

Hello Luis, happy to see you here again, lets start testing

Good morning testing subject number [513]. Today is your lucky day.

Good morning testing subject number. Today is your lucky day.

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hello blue genie

What's sad is that you think I care about what you think of me.

Woah!

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