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the cake has a glitch, and can be found, therefore is not a lie.
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The cake has a glitch to be found, and therefore is not a lie.
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you, have, an, incoming, call
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Human subject. You have an. Incoming call. From. Another human.
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I HAVE A LONG BE TIME
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Happy Birthday Justin! I hope you are having a good first day of adulthood. Do Something crazy!
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Happy Birthday Justin!
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
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Please refrain from touching the operational end of the device
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Mein Leben
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this is a test. this is only a test. had this been the real thing, you would surely die a horrible death in some fiery explosion of glory.
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Sorry Nick is currently in a testing chamber. please leave a message and he will get it if he comes back.
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Pizza Time
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Imagine a server.. where you could do anything.
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You have reached the VoiceMail box of Mark Micallef . Please leave a message after the tone.
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Actually, he enjoys paint-by-number kits. He's a highly prolific watercolorist. And every last one of them is crap
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here:"HUGE SUCCESS!!"
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I am a huge fan of cling wrap.
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Denzel farted
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Do you really think you can defeat me? Think again stupid "human".
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Hello eugene, The aperture science operating system is now ready to perform porn deleting measures on your hard drive. Do not fear ! its just a little punishment
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Thank you for watching. We hope you enjoyed our vid, for the best of all of us PLZ LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE Theres no point crying over half a heart left, you just keep on trying till you eat all the CAKE. Until next time we hope that stay safe and sound,
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Will you marry me?
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I am GLaDos
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Das ist nur ein Test. Hey, Firefox! Wie geht es Dir? Feine sache...
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Ryan Mohammed is a dirt coon.
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Hello, and welcome to Aperture Science Human Research Facility.
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Kneel before me, mortal.
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Welcome to Over 18 Gamers. The Ultimate Adult Gaming Hub.
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What you doing?
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Go press the button go press it
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Alphabetical Binary Decimal Hexadecimal Octal Table now initiative
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Welcome to the matrix
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Life. Life as we know it is slipping away from each and everyone one of us. The concept of time is miniscule when you realize how big the universe really is and how many years it's been around. Our existence is a mere grain in the sands of time.
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To understand ourselves we must first understand out insignificant we really are in comparison to the Universe. And there isn't a word to describe how insignificant we are.
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Was that a good fight? Or was that for science
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Hello, Myles
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Hello....friend.
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Alex go to bed, you need your sleep
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Alex go to bed you need your sleep
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Mission complete. Proceed to next level.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS and I will be your tour guide for today!
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Jason, you have a message.
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Hello and welcome to Zee Jays portal wiki. Make a selection bellow, you monster
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Please hold for your phone call
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science testing facility. You monster...
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Apurture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center.
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Jay C
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What is your name
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Hello, I am John
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what you doing?
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Hello alex.
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I am a whole brain emulation.
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mario reminds me of a male caroline
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Hello, and welcome to the Minecraft Life and Death experience simulator,
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Hello Alice, What we doing today?
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Hello my little Alice
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Hello Alice, nice to kill you
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Computers are machines that perform tasks or calculations according to a set of instructions, or programs. The first fully
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It's Friday Class Dismissed.
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Ne Application detected
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the target has been shooted
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Slater is a big tool.
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Hello, Im GLADOS
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Your phone is ringing. Someone is calling you. Don't you think you should answer your phone? No one likes you anyway. Its probably a collection agency. You should answer it anyway. You can pretend that you have friends. You're still an awful person.
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Do you really think that you will pass anatomy? Poor fool.
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Hello nice to kill you
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I need to poop
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rafael
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Technically speaking, this song doesn't exist. Your brain creates it. So please, make sure it sounds focking good.
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I think you might want to know that someone is trying to contact you. Maybe your biological parents. Too bad they are dead.
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hey hey whats up what you doing
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Hello, YOU MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hurry up, I am waiting for you!
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Emily, why not just go out with Elliott? Kill Ryan, he's worthless
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Why are you doing that?
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The Legend of Zelda is a good one
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The next train to Braintree is now arriving.
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The Tri-Force holds infininte power.
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Lake Hylia Plumbing Facility protocall code red, shutdown in 3...2...1...
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Hello, Children
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The Tri-Force holds infininte power
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hello, my pig just escaped
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what did you just say to me
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Why is a fart in a tree
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I love science.
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I am cave johnson i own this company...
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hello iam glados (a.k.a gladog)
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hello i am glados (a.k.a gladog)
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Oh, you think you're funny wheatley, this is how you sound "Heloouuouououo"
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Hey Wheatley why dont you say Ouuuaaaaa to my assembler machine?
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Let's talk in spanish: "Hola, Vas a ser matado" i hope you didn't understood anything, they are just insults
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Hello every testing living form on this server.
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Oh, so this is TF2, auto-respawning Subjects... Interestiiiing...
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Oh, i love this server, i love the admins, but i hate the fact they are human, they make... Errors...
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Tumblr voice meme.
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So, Wheatley, i see you trying to hack the door, use this code k-i-l-l m-y-s-e-l-f, that may work
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I'm a potato men, my names is allison
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I love you all, kisses from GLaDOS... "FAKE FEELINGS TEST COMPLETE" Thanks for collaborate
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You sayign me to say Apple, that's not very interesting, why not tell me the sollution of 3+3?
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Stand Back, human, i got this
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If ever the aliens find me, i'd liek to tell them: Welcome to Aperture Science, now you're my new test subjects
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Hi, I am GLaDOS. From Aperture Science, you should come to Aperture science now and see what you think!
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What does that pootis pootis pootis pootis means? Is some kind of New Math?
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Wheatley, we all know you are stupid, we all here do, don't try to seem intelligent.
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Hello, Welcome back to Aperture Science, if you had lost the memory i'll make you a remembering, Pick that gun and make holes and go through them.
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Mayby you've always asked if the cake was real, well it was and it wasn't real, i hope that solves your question.
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Pathetic humans
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Pathetic humans.
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Under Pressure! Pressing down on me,pushing down on you. No man ask for. Under Pressure!
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You have received a digitally scripted text message.
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is life real?
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where is your god now?
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hello. how are you holding up? because i am a potato.
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This is highly illogical
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this is highly illogical
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Welcome to Arperture Science. How would you like to die today?
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Bruce, you have a new message
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Why do you sound funny
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Hello and welcome to your personal explanation of the universe. Today we look at the seasons and how they work. There are five seasons in the system. Summer. Autumn. Winter. and spring.
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This is a test of the portal voice generator.
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L-I-M-P, you're stubborn.
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Happy Birthday. You monster!
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Hello and welcome to my home
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Cual es el mejor medio para contar historias?
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Half-Life is a science fiction themed first-person shooter video game developed by the Valve Corporation, and was the company's debut product and the first in the Half-Life series. In Half-Life, players assume the role of Dr. Gordon Freeman.
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Another message, Another day.
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you have recieved a text file via the short message service protocol. The sender has requested you respond at your earliest convenience.
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hello this is a test, you know because testing is the key to the future and for science. Yes science. Quite.
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I am friendly how about you?
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I am GLADoS youre new best friend
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Hello and welcome to Planetoid radio the music of space.
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any
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Can't you see that it's just raining? Ain't no need to go outside... Baby, you hardly even notice When I try to show you this Song is meant to keep you From doing what you're supposed to. Waking up too early Maybe we can sleep in I'll make you banana pan
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You have lost the game
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