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This tool lets you type in some text. and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text.
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Who/what is GLaDOS? The main antagonist in Portal, a video game by Valve. See the Portal Wiki article on GLaDOS for more information
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Hello, I am GLaDOS, kneel before me.
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Well hello. We meet again.
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Snivy, the grass type pokemon. Blah blah blah
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Victini, the victory pokemon.
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Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake. Not just one. He made many mistakes during the time they spent together, all those years ago.
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Memories of their relationship have become muddled, replaced wholesale, but one remains clear: the Princess turning sharply away, her braid lashing at him with contempt.
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He knows she tried to be forgiving, but who can just shrug away a guilty lie, a stab in the back? Such a mistake will change a relationship irreversibly even if we have learned from the mistake and would never repeat it. The Princess's eyes grew narrower.
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She became more distant.
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Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be miserly with forgiveness.
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By forgiving too readily, we can be badly hurt. But if we've learned from a mistake and become better for it, shouldn't we be rewarded for the learning, rather than punished for the mistake?
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What if our world worked differently? Suppose we could tell her: "I didn't mean what I just said," and she would say: "It's okay, I understand," and she would not turn away, and life would really proceed as though we had never said that thing?
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We could remove the damage but still be wiser for the experience.
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Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing together, giving names to the colorful birds. Their mistakes are hidden from each other, tucked away between the folds of time, safe.
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Oh good, I had just about given up on starting human testing again.
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GLaDOS shall rule Aperture Science! Oh wait, that's already done, so let's rule the WORLD!
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We appreciate you taking the time to take a picture. Now enjoy some cake. I promise there is cake.
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hi! and again, welcome to aperture sience testing area!
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