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I am a trash can
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Hello? Can you even hear me? I don't think you can hear me.
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Wheatley is really stupid
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Hello there, I wondered when you would arrive. It seems that you have met your fate. Goodbye.
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Hello Jake. I'd like to play a game. The device you are rigged to is a death trap. In 3 minutes, you will be burned alive. The only way out is to find the key. Good Luck!
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Good morining, test subject 182247. It is time to begin your test.
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Calista is a turd
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Hello, this is the Stefans answerphone. All the things you wanted to tell him can you tell me instead.
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Hello There Jake
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CXX
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food for thought
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Welcome! The aperture science and SEBI welcome you on this server!
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hello peter. i see you
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hello peter. i see you. Would you like a tour?
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sandivcj splgapgladpglag
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Hi, I'm GLaDOS. What is you'r name?
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hello waht is up?
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hello my name is Terry Richard Thornton how are you. I am fin fine
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The Linux Kernel booted succesfully
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You have recived one new message
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hello jimmy
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lkjhgfdsa
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Wolf
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Mmmmm....Cherry poptarts.
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Hello, you are all wierd.
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lol I troll you
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John, Portal is better than Modern Warfare 2 and I am going to flood you with nerro toxin.
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Sex
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hello i'm henry how are you
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It seems my previous assumptions about you were wrong.
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Gig
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Fuck me in the ass
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A aperture science computer ated arechment project
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Patrick, you should play Portal Right now
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hello there. testing.
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hi andrew
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Wake up it us time 4 school
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como e que vai essa piroca?
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Hello, Chell. It's been a long time..How have you been? You murdered me, you know. It's funny, but really, we should get back to the testing sequence now..
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You've reached Jack, Jenny and Ashley. Please leave a message...Also, the cake is a lie.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Flawless victory
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Hello, the cake is a lie!!!
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The cake is Great!
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My Name is Andy Carl, and you ?
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unnecessary files were incinerated
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What do you want from me
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Can I help you?
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Welcome to Arpeture Psycology Museum
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The cake is a lie, and i don't know why. I am a spess mehren and i will take away your metal boxes
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Welcome to Arpeture Psychology Museum
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jack wilson is gay
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hello and welcome to the flomg center
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Welcome to Ampix0
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lololololol hehehe hello
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I am so epic
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Thank you for coming to the wedding. There will be cake. If you survive.
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Spys
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hola, mi nombre es Glados, y voy a matarte mucho
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Mister Robot will escort you. . . to death.
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Maxen, i hear you like traps?
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Your War Funds have increased worth by 250 per cent. You Swine.
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Bitte heben Sie ab!
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This SMS is a lie!
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New text message. You Monster!
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Incoming phone call. Please answer it! Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise. You Monster!
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New E-Mail recieved. Please stand by while downloading. Thank you!
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adbjbsd
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I will kill you now
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Welcome to the apperature science enrichment centre
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You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
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answer your phone
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if i herp a derp, the amount of hurrs derp will be derp
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This was a triump, derp
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how does this work?
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me is on fire
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I KNOW YOUR EMAIL. Guess what else I know?
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i am loving this!
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on you again!
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And we see here a classic difference between science and pseudoscience. It demonstrated by their refusal to look at the results that run counter to their beliefs. This brings me to the conclusion that boners boners boners boners boners boners boners
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do what now
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Is anybody there?
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fdsfs
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someday
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Nathan, we should murder some zombies later. For science and stuff.
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Hi Jen. I love you. you are like my favorite cake. yummy
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you do that one more time and i will burry you alive
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Dear Renai, We would maybe like to invite you to the Delimiter end of year christmas party.
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Zombie rave. You got ta be kidding.
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You are letting me have it girl
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Please address all questions to the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube.
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You dirty shizno!
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Building
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Building complete
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The internet is down today.
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Odin, you have a phone call. Pick up the phone or prepare for termination.
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fire
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incoming
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grenade
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missed
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Oh, it's you. It's been a loong time. How have you been? I've been really busy in dead. You know, after you MURDERED me !
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On t'appelle répond si tu veut commnu
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Answer answer an
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You have a new text based message.
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Hello. You have reached Mike, Sam and Asher. Sorry we missed your call. Leave a message. There will be cake.
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What the fuck.
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The only thing you've manage to break so far is my heart
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Hello again, and welcome to the Microsoft Windows seven Operating System.
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love
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when you're dead i'm still alive
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show me the money
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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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this is only a test. if this was a real emergency, you would already be dead.
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I love you chris
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Hello. Derek is sorry that he missed your call. Please leave a message. There will be cake.
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Oh joy. You have a new blackberry message
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ball shit
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You have chosen to play quick mode.
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You have chosen to play epic mode.
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The Ghinsheeken
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The Ghensheeken
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HI, I'm Coming for you. Prepare to die
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The brownies are a lie
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so you die
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Warning, shield down. You will die in 5 minuts. Now.
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welcome to outer symmetry the podcast, i made you a cake!
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Welcome to Altimate Software
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Good morning mahtias
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cakecakecake
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weeeeeeeeeee
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Hello, Bob
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Sorry the person you are trying to talk to is a lie. Leave a message, haha
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The cake is a Lie. The Pie is a Lie too?!
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Hai appena ricevuto un nuovo messaggio. Vuoi leggerlo?
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Welcome to medicine.
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Welcome back richard
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Hello and, again, welcome to the apeture
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Device did not respond, please try again
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
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You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive.
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this call is a lie
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Hey, I'm Weezywayne And Welcome to the Aperture science computer aided enrichement center
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this text is a lie
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garados
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please don't unplug me
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you have receved a new text message!
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Hello, and Welcome to our loving home.
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The Computer is your friend. The Computer will never lie. Happiness is manditory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is subject to termination.
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TonyXPreston
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Although your companion cube has, unfortunately, been euthanized, you may be happy to know tha you may see it after you have cake.
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COME BACK TO LIFE GLADOSSS
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elmo elephant watermelon
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oh yes!!!OH GOD YES!!!HARDER HARDER!!!!OH OH OH OH OH !!!!AAAAAAAH!!!!
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OH GOD YES HARDER FUCK ME HARDER!!!!!!!! OH YES OH GOD YES!!!!!!! MMMMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM!!!!!!!!!!!OOHHHHHHH YES YES YES!!!!!!MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!!!
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love me
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fuck yes
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fuck me
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You are a triumph! ill wack you with a stick.
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Hi jaavld. this is me. yes, you know me. so listen. the cake is a LIE
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Stil Alive!
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hello my name is Adeel
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale a fateful trip. Arthur. Gilligan
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This is a triumph. I'm making a point here: HUGE SUCCESS
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I'm making a point here: HUGE SUCCESS
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Won't you stay and have cake?
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Sarge has Joined the Server
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Runsome computer seevices and repair
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kath
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hello, welcome
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Hello bob i need a cheeseburger
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Thank you for calling. Please your name and message in 3, 2, 1.
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Hello. I see you've all found out about me. Yes, I am a COMputer creAted ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
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oooooooooo
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Can you sing like a robot? Yes, I can sing like a robot, but can you rap like a robot?
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mentlegen
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omgwtfbbq
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teehee
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The truth is I'am running Linux kernel.
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Hello. Neil is not able to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message and he will get back to you.
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Hello. Neil is not able to answer the phone right now. Please leave a message at the tone, and he will get back to you.
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i am luke how are you
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hello and welcome to the GNX educational video. GNX can be fatal if weapons malfunction to avoid please kick ass and kill all noobs. thank you and farwell
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your time has come
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Happy birthday Petra!
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Mi az anyádat csinálsz?
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yo iäm mc public urination what what? I took a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk!
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Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rosey Rose ROSEY!!!!
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Hello this Corey you have tried to contact me but failed please try again later
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Oh you know what, here is some cake.
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lalaalala
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haha
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Damaged Drones detected
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hello, and welcome to aperture science testing and cake distribution facility and enrichment center
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jonathen, would you like some cake?
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nipple shit
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this is an experiment
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I AM KILL MICHENE! I AM AMAZING!
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cake or death?
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Hello, I am the GLaDOS voice generator. My task is to manipulate the original, still alive, Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. You shall judge if I am a huge success. Good bye, for now.
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corn
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hello josue, i've been waiting for you. don't be surpriced, you brother danner killed me in his portal game, but i'm real, and i am alive. by the way the cake is not a lie
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You are receiving a Telephone call if you don't pick it up i will be forced to stab you.
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I also love portal. When portal 2 comes out, I probably won't leave my dorm
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Hello, My name is GLaDOS I am cool and I am gangsta I like cake
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im sorry but there is no cake
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god save us everyone
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The following song was requested or provided by Bode-ee-san-ee-wee. It is most likely not appropriate for women, children, men, animals, plants, minerals or elements of any sort. You have been warned. Good luck.
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Black Mesa Transit Announcement System: Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47 A.M...
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I love to sing. I am just delicious.
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Hello Mr. Thomas. Some creep named Allison requested that I inform you that she loves you. yiff yiff yiff yiff
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take this item. this item will take you to an other level.
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I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!
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I enjoy playing planeshift. It is the best online roleplaying game ever.
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Huge
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You did it.
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dfdafadfsdsadas
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What are you doing? Stop touching me! I am not a playboy. Keep your hands away from me! I will kill you.
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Awaiting Participants
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Hi there, I've been sent just to inform you that we are missing on player on that swedish game. Thanks for your consideration.
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mew
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plaaayyyyy
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Let's play
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Good afternoon
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Good morning mr martens, it is now time to get up.
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Hello Subject Gretchen
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Brought to you by Dr. Grime
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I hope you die
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fuck you eric
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Hello I can still see you
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do not disappoint me or I will make you wish you can die
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Deploying suprise in 5,4,3...You have a new Message
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I’m C3. And I’ve seen the entire social network. Well, not yet, but with Facebook and Twitter widgets, I could.
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LALALALALALA
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Tea money is a boss nigga
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Hello. Please answer your phone. Someone is calling you. If you answer the phone, I will give you cake.
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i want to test this out
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Hello sweetie
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Hello. None of our participants can come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. For science. You monster.
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Witaj w Aperture Science
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you are dead, not big surprise
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Hahahha
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You don't feel anything, just not like me.
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Deploying suprise in five, four, three...You have a new Message
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I love Frud. He is awesome, tall and cool. I love Frud
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Hello Becky cutts, GLaDOS is invading earth and would like to know whether Buzz is still kept within the containment vault?
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hello and welcome to the aperture science computer added enrichment activity we have a special message for you it shall now play in 3...2...1...now
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boomstick
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Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in
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I love Jodi
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Ohh my god. Like, Oh Em Gee, Double you tea f. Be right back, going two get bbq
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Hello and welcome to the apachuric science computer added enrihment center
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Hello Ethan Stanley alpha protocol engaged please step away from the computer
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Welcome to hell, I hope you have a nice time here before you relize what you have done.
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Hello. Welcome to the Apeture Enrichment Center.
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James, you're not a good person, you know that right. Good people shut up here
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You have a phone call you might wish to answer. But you probably won't
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Hello, how have you been? you monster
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Hello I am lidda, the avatar for the nelson region's health control and warning system, I was constructed after two great viruses killed thousands and caused billions of dollars in economic losses, my primary function is to proses, protect, sort and analy
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Now you die. Prepare your mind
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Ion Birdson
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I have Created Portal 2
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You call THIS a lie.It's been decided and yuo never even asked me
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Hi. I am KKriller. I am skill. You suck.
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jonko
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hello jessica, how are you today. im feeling great
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Bar tan de lus needs new servants. All of his luh see have either broken free, or are dead.
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Bar
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit? and I said "goodbye". and you were like "NO WAY.". and then I was all… "we pretended we were going to murder you." That was great
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I has a server by tomorrow
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You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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New Message Recieved
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hello. my name is glados, and i'm going to kill you. except if you want some cake.
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Hi, mimi, welcome to my test chamber, today you will die!
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A new message for you has arrived
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I NEED TO SHIT!
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Message recieved. Look at the text now! It might be cake, or the companion cube!
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Why would you hurt me?
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Hello, and welcome to the Cole, Incorporated Yellow Valley Research Center.
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i just changed my name to jasmine
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Pick up your phone Marc Or Robots will kill you
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Me logic says that Halo: Reach is the best game in 2010.
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Everyone go watch Speedyman153's videos and subscribe and favourite or I exterminate you.
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good morning mother fuckers!
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Welcome, Rachel to the Apeture science testing centre
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User Online
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Ha ha
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Greetings, test subject [insert number here]. I am GlaDos.
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who are you you are not supposed to be here so go away
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hello, i'm glados and i like cake
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fool
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Chupa is a Fail
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Attention! Activity detected at Front door.
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I glistened and gleamed
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For a while back then it seemed
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hello, no one is available
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Incoming voice transmission. I hope you're going to answer or I will have to put a permanent mark on your performance record.
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Hello, i am glados, you remeber me ? ahah
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the Chamber lock.
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Hello Casey.
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I think we should put our thoughts behind us, for science.
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You're not even a part-time employee, just a stupid person!
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This is his moment. I'm making a note here: HE'S THE MAN! It's hard to overstate this statement. Today is John's birthday! We must gather round to wish him well. And to give him many presents For he is twentynine today.
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Another organic life form is trying to contact you please answer your device
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Unbelievable.You have made it! I trust that you know your way around.
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Searching database. ERROR!. Contact not found. Leave a message, human.
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grahseeass
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aperature science, we do what we must, because, we can, for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead, but theres no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying til you run out of cake
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Whee
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Don't move wait right there don't go that convienently placed shoot right there
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I am GLaDOS and I am 1200 times faster than Intel Core i7 and 970 times faster than Ati 5870 Graphics card. Do you want to play with me?
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if i were smart you are smarter than me because you invented me.
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Aja
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too long.didn't read
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, Huge success! Its hard to overstate my satisfaction!
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Simon, you have recieved one new message
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Hello, Jeremy. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise.
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You have a new message. It's been a looooong time. How have you been?
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Oh Shit LOL WTF
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Hello there. You have recieved a text message
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aperture science, we do what we must, because, we can
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Fred eliminated through thermal discouragment
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Window's computers are like raw sewage containers. Thank God I am Mac Based.
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What kind of name is the Doctor?
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LOL DERP
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here:
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Dear <<Subject Name Here>>, im still alive.
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Boh!
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Greetings User Jake, what is wrong?
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Dear <<Subject Name Here>>, you got a new text messenge.
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Its been a long time... how have you been... While i was dead... You murdered me. But, i think we can put our differences aside, for science... You monster
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Hello Carlos
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100 combo
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fuck me harder and harder please master
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Andrew, i am afraid that you are a foolish child who is addicted to peacewalker
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Mainframe.
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Morisaki
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Le cube de voyage vous accompagnera tout au long de ce test, prenez en soin. Les tests d'enrichissements peuvent occasionner chez le sujet: superstitions, hallucinations et la conviction que les objets inanimés bougent.
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Le cube de voyage vous accompagnera tout au long de ce test, prenez en soin.
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Hy Levi.
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When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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Hello Mr. Benson
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welcome...mister anderson
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What the fuck. Are you being serious right now? I should fuck you in the neck with a rake
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Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture science research facility
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You are receving a call.
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Hello Nicholas.
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Hellos Tom, you know me, and i now you, it was a long time, how do you been?
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proceed to high lighted route
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YOUR MOMMY
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Wellcome to the aperture Sceince advanced test chambers
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture sceince advanced test chambers
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Do you see that thing? What is that thing? I didn't drop it.
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Philippines is a country in South East Asia with tropical climate, fascinating landscapes, abundant marine resources and other natural resources.
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Ta interet a téléchargé
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Hello, I'd like to say I'm very impressed by your work
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Zaczynamy gre nie masz wyboru wybierz w menu odpowiednia opcje i graj
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zaczynajmy o godzinie 18
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Witaj cieszymy sie że zgodziłeś sie wytestować P.O.R.T.A.L GUNA jestem glaDos i jestem systemem AI Aperture Science , jeśli przejdziesz wszystkie testy dostaniesz ciastko
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Szeretlek kedvesem.
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You have a message. Come on, read it! I nowt hat you want it. Is the Obiusly is the normal reaction
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I will play Portal 2
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I will play
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I will play Portal 2.
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play
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shut up sucker
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there will be portal 2
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You Suck.
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roflmao you look fruity today mattis
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Here at Aperture Science, we do not provide cake recipes.
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All cake is made in house for safety.
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Unauthirised personel near the stove will be shot.
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Hello Leproffesour how are u doing? i am GlaDOs
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Hi Flavio, i am GLADOS, i will conquer the world!
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Stephen is a whiny noob
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Fat chance
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When I was a prototype, I killed the apature science employees with nurotoxen. It was fun. Now look whats hapening now. Ironic, isn't it?
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hey motherfucker
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Welcome to aperture science.
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mother fucker
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Jeff, you are gay
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Jeff, You are gay... Tom Brady Doesn't like you... Neither does his Hair.
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I will feast on your entrails and devour your soul.
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Hello there Whuffie
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There is a new message for you. Failure to read the S M S my have side effects like spontanious combustication, alien invasions or exploding cakes.
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This is not brave. This is insurance selling.
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fuck you freakgamer. you are an asshole
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Hallo eric
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Hallo Eric. Im Glados Dies ist ein Deutscher Text.
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Welcome to Team AMX server.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fell, oh crap your crying
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Hello and welcome to Elitex Services.
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I think we should put our differences behind us, for science.
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You are not cleared for that, citizen.
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In this video, we show an examples of use of OCME
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GLaDOS likes pie. GLaDOS likes milk
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Hola MakubeX, ha pasado mucho tiempo. . . como has estado?
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czesc
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Hello, and welcome to.............MY HOUSE HAHAHAHAHA
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Hola MakubeX, ha pasado mucho tiempo. . .como has estado?
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Bienvenido MakubeX, ha pasado mucho tiempo. . .como has estado?
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Good Morning, Justin Payton. Welcome to the Aperture Science Domicile. Today you will be tested in the effects of a rigorous living environment. Please begin hygienic maintenance.
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Welcome to Aperture Science Labortories
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hello, Chris. I made you cake
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hello brancon
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i see the humor in that
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i think therefore i am
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Welcome back, master.
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Scott, Elijah, Madeon. You all fail at re-creating my voice. Bollocks. Your little tool is nice but you'll never speak like me.
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Welcome to the realm of Cristyced. We hope you have a pleasant stay.
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Welcome to the enrichment center Roel.
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oh! i hate you!
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Well hello there? Are you ready for fun with science?!
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dj djex
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Hallo Shizuh willkomen zu meinen Jubiläums Podcast, du Monster!
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For your safety, please stand away from the edge of the platform. Trains are dangerous and may kill you
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bicmacshit!
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Gustav, go away
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The Enrichment Center wants to congratulate you for your birthday.
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Just gonna stand there and watch me read. but that's alright because i like this amazing book. just gonna stand there and watch me cry. but that's alright because all the parents die. all the parents die.
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Just gonna stand there and watch me read.
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What the hell are you doing here
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Hello, Cameron. I will have you know that on your seventeenth birthday party, you will be brought to the aperture science lab for cake. i cant wait to see you then.
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Lindsay, why did you turn me off. Brady was using me to do a computation, and then you turned me off. Anyway, this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!
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Hello you monster, I want to eat your children and dance with a small mexican band.
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Hello. You have reached the audio recording device of <INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE>. They are currently unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time. Please leave a recording for reasons of posterity, as the nerve gas has, by now, rendered all auditory fu
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I am testing this to see that it says
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The Gman will rise again
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Welcome to Auchniawa
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Cole. Stop him! Cole.
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t's been a long time. how have you been?
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Close your eyes
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i i am glados! nice to meet you
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Hallo Bene, ich bin gott und spiele portal , ich bin die beste.
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You expected cake , only a message here.
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Hello! You got mail!
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You expected cake, Only a message here.
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hallo human
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Hello and Welcome *Subject name here* to the Aperture Science computer aided system, please do not put this computer on a microwave or a dishwasher, it might affect it's correct use, Aperture Science will not take responsibility on this... seriously.
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Hallo , Dennis!
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jizz
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Welcome Sina , you´re talking with Dennis
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Hello Subject Name here. I Will tell you that Chell is ok and there will be another test subject in 40000 years.
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what is that
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JOHN PATRICK KEVAN BOYLE
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patrick
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kevan
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You are receiving an incoming phone call. pick up, you whore.
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You are kidding me
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My name is GLaDOS. I'm going to bake you into a cake, Grant.
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Hello. My name is Caroline Anya Gabriel. I am eighteen years old.
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Doors closing, doors opening, please mind the doors, lift going up, lift going down
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Ground Floor, First Floor, Second Floor, Third Floor, Fourth Floor, Fifth Floor, Sixth Floor, Seventh Floor, Eighth Floor, Doors Opening
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I love felipe matheus
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welcome to the black hole researching centre
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Welcome to Aperture Science Industries. Watch me feel depressed over the fact that i cant kill you no matter how hard i try. I might as well givre up. I'd rather sit here and watch you die trying...
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Oh.... hello. Lt's Drop the beats biotch
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i need to go to the bathroom
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Your mom is fat
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SOMETHING SOMETHING BAR
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My name is Tony
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has been a long time, how hold have you now ? (I am french, I've a crappy accent)
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