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Are they working now?
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Are they working now? No? Let me just modify the feed receivers, and... There. Now I can record all of your thoughts and actions during the following tests.
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A problem has happend
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Welcome back to the labs.
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I would like to inform you that you are being contacted.
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You did it.
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There's been a change of plan. I'm placing the Co-operative Testing Initiative project temporarily on hold.
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Your performance has been adequate,
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Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices
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There is a call waiting for you. Looks like someone actually cares about you. How nice.
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What on earth were they thinking?
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Embrace The Power
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Robot
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LET. THERE. BE. CAKE!
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I've got something to tell you.
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is that really what you think?
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Your Friends Close. Targets acquired. Let's have some fun.
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Alakar Voidus, Time for Science
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I am GLaDOS. Nice to meet you.
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Testing. 1, 2, 3. The cake is a lie.
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Hello, please leave a message after the tone, including your phone number and we will get back to you shortly. Thank you.
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turn left then turn right
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Hello. It has been a long time.
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Hello,My name is GLaDOS
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Hello, welcome to Aperture Science!
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Hello my little friend. Its always such a pleasure.
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You know, you're more annoying than I could have possibly imagined. Normal humans are bad, but by some miracle you are worse. Thank you for make my life hell.
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Portal Blinx, Subject 2051 You are ready for testing. Prepare.
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The Magical Elememnts
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It's 22 hours.
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now scanning current human being, kenny. scanning in progress. results, you are a terrible person. thats what it says. we werent even testing for that
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The Magical Elements
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