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Hi. You are about to be tested.
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GlaDOS voice generator hehe
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Hello. I am glados... i have a portal device waiting for you in the next room, so you can begin testing.
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We have cake
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Now... Allow me to say that I have now found your location. I also know who your future children will be, don't be scared because the only ones that are going to get stabbed are them and not you.
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i cant have you as friends anymore. I was just a killer who was a shadow of a psycho that made me. but i think i know my true reason in life... its just that someone is ''Born To Kill'' and stuff. Sakuya... i always loved you.
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Thank you Siri. I'm so happy to be here.
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Trust me, I am not to be messed with. I am your worst nightmare. Sonic, your time is up. You have no handheld Portal device, so I suggest you give up no.
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This is a test voice thing
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You're fat, adopted, and your parents don't love you
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I used to do testing. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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