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I know that was the point, but I thought I'd just clarify it for you anyway. In fact, just in case you weren't paying attention, I'll clarify it for you again. That was pathetic
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That was pathetic
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Wheatly was pretty funny.
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I hate you Chell
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Hello Tyson, Are you ready for a series of tests?
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Hello and welcome to the Enrichment center!
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My emptiness is a block of white stone, my emptiness is a sound of quiet groan, unknown power is approaching fast, pendulum of mine rips through my heart, screaming on a plain in jarring vain, I saw my lot and felt plain pain.
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And while you're dying, I'll still be alive.
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The human you have tried to is unavailable or unreachable. Please leave a message after the beep.
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First blood.
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I have found this old room
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Hello, and welcome back to the aperture science enrichment lab
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i will be here for the next test chamber
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had a long day at school, and I was dying to play a game I loved called Team Fortress 2. When I got back home, I would play TF2 and go to a server named "Skial". Everything was fine until one day, hl2.exe crashed and couldn't work again (I solved the prob
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this is red wire logic
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Maria's party
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. I am mDOS
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This is glados and I hope you enjoyed this picture, it's fine if you didn't though, after all, why should I care? I don't have feelings, i'm just a robot.
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Remember when we used to have so much fun?.... before you killed me
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I'm sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie. You can't hide what's inside. I believe he said something about going to the wig store. Care for another sundae, weenie? I have a suggestion. Why not fake a fight?
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I am a robot, not a miracle worker.
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Just try not to forget that I am here, alone, with nothing to do. Nothing. Nothing at all. But hey, you have fun.
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Hello Dan. Welcome to your conveyance. Shall we begin. Science.
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Error code 2926177. No motor outputs detected.
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We've both said things you'll regret.
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Hello and welcome back to the Aperture Science Computer aided enrichment center
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Please wait while I access your information
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Please begin the test whenever you are ready. Remember that we have added a consequence for failure. Any mistakes will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!
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Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 experience. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a danger ahead.
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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube Johnny.
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Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable.
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Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is ten. In base four! I'm fine!
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Congratulations on completing the test of attending cameron's party, this next test requires you to check wether your portal has finished downloading.
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YOU
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I, am Painis, Cupcake. I will eat you.
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yes, that's right. I killed your parents and inprisoned you inside this facility.
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I absolutely love monkeys.
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Thank you calling S D Professionals. Please leave a message and we will return the call as soon as possible. Thank you.
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who is that? oh you again...
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So you've completed all of my puzzles. What a pity you will always only be human, Jake.
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Hello Sobia welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Before we start please fill out the form on your table-side to begin testing. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR BEDROOM UNTIL YOU FILL OUT THE FORM. Good luck.
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What! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! What ever I don't care!
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Welcome to the world. Heavy Blades are among the three strongest classes due to their ability to equip the heaviest, highest level armors.
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Welcome to the world. Heavy Blades are among the three strongest classes due to their ability to equip the heaviest, highest level armors. They are notable for their use of huge, double-handed swords.
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your mom
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This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this. I'm not kidding, now! Turn back, or I will kill you! I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone! You don't even care, do you? This is your last chance!
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Hello Jack Its have been a looong time
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Hello im GlaDos
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Facility
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No 1 cares andrew
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today your goal is to break all the testing aperatus
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Error. internet is broken. You can run in offline mode.
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I'm making a note here, huge success
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Destroy the Portal Gun
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Please excuse the interruption!
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Portal is now on Nintendo 3DS
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Apprentice
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Knight
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Hello i am GLaDOS How are you today
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blue you suck
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I love this cake
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Uh oh, you found the escape pod.
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Oh no, you found the escapepod
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Oh no, you found the escape pod!
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I see you there. Yes, you. You think I don't. It couldn't possibly be you, but it is.
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Hello, welcome to aperture science laboratories, you are the test subkect 09233
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCESS.
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GlaDosWhyDoyou
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I tell is a douche
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It's your old friend, DEADLY NEUROTOXIN!
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Please, leave me...I want to do this myself
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laser
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Matthew, I would like it if you would just stop talking and go hide in your closet since you have no life anyway
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CHAOS PERCUSSION
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CHAOS PERCUSSION presents Corey Holden
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i will freaking kill you
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im gonna eat you little bastard
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hi, this is perot pluming, sorry we couldn't get to your call, but we will try to get back to you as soon as possible. Please leave your name and number after the tone. Thank you
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I know what makes them tick. I know how to make the ticking stop.
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Hello slut
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You've Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven't You?
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please kill the theacher and dont make youre homework
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please dont make your homework and kill your teacher
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Oh joy. Another message.
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I'm sorry Chell.... but i'm afraid I cant let you do that.
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"Ah mr bueno, i see that you were absent yesterday and had to delegate your testing duties to a substitute teacher. Or should i seay substitute half time teacher? Lest administer this test and see how many of these rejects copy answers, so we can make fu
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He who walks the fire breaths!
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I'm ready sir
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You think that you will really NEVER hear your name in the end? hahaha Well here it is: I'm your mother, Chell
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You made me drop my monocle.
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Virus Detected! virus name: Chell
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