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It's the 7th of July, and an unsupecting Markus is about to be commendeered into service.
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Could not dance. Still got the girl. Problem?
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This is an informational message from Aperture Science. The Enrichment Center has been given a complete overhaul. Testing is, as always, mandatory for all employees. Remember, "Aperture Science" rhymes with "Compliance". "Neurotoxin" does not.
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Hello, and again. Welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center.
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Welcome the Equilor Investments IT Desk
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Its me GLaDOS welcome to portal 2.5
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good morning, my name is GLaDOS, I am a computer program that tries to help the damaged machines. I was created by a scientist can not remember which. unfortunately humans took advantage of me and finished much hating. So you are a human?
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Good morning, you godless atheist.
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Welcome to The Callum H. Boyle Testing Initiative.
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virus definitions are updated
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Get comfortable, while i warm up the neurotoxin
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good morning Roman
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You have Reached the Phone Number of the Test Subject Alexander Lindgren. Would you like to leave a message? I promise I won't burn it and leave him to wallow in misery.
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L is for the way you look at me. O is for the only one I see. V is very, very extraordinary. E is even more than anyone that you adore can.
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Warning. Warning. Weird shit going down.
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Citizen,Happiness is mandatory.Welcome to the Alpha complex.The Computer is your friend.All citizens are perfectly happy.Citizen,You are happy.Believe it.Continuing to be happy and being happy from now on is your duty.Perfect citizens are perfectly happy.
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I like cake. what taste your cake?
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Welcome to DevAtan Radio Station #2
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Thank you,Chell.
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I am GLados
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O, it's you. I hate you, do you know. I like killing you, but it's hard. Goodbye.
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Thank you for calling High Phi Information Systems. Please leave us a voice mail and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you!
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Hello Joanna, I am GLaDOS. How are you today? Are you good?
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your are a monster
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Portals
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Matthew? Who is this Matthew? Hmm, must be a new test subject.
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Banders
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Welcome, Mr Freeman, I believe you worked for Black Mesa, Yes? And now you've come her? Let me guess, you want to know about the Borealis dont you, im afraid I cannont help you
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Kim was born November 11, 1951 in Salt Lake City, Utah with macrocephaly. Macrocephaly is damage to the cerebellum, and agenesis of the corpus callosum, a condition in which the bundle of nerves that connects the two hemispheres of the brain is missing. I
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Wake up, I'm supposed to torture you, not relieve you!
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here's the first test, It's so simple so don't take all day!
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I made you this for your birthday (drew the whole thing form scratch). I have it in a file that you can make as large or small as you want if you ever want to print it.
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