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This is Melisa's phone. Here I am brain the size of a planet, and she tells me take your calls. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.
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Helo My name is Glados and i like Kenny The Spy
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Hello Mason!!! How are you today?! I will kill you!!!
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What are you doing, and why are you here?
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The cake is a spy
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and friday from 8:30 a m to 12:30 p m, and from 2 to 5 p m
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Thank You for watching and be sure to subscribe.Cake would be served at the end of the test
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Abnormal server behavior detected. Please press button to anihilate.
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Agam Dhanoa
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS, and I will be taking your message for Mr. Dhanoa. Please proceed to leave your message after the tone.
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Hello, future test subjects. Thank you for volunteering to be part of Aperture Laboratories' tests. Your test will commence in 3, 2, 1.
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Hello, test subject 27757E.
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Hello, test subject 27757E, Taara.
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This is a GLaDOS voice generator from portal.
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i dont want to play minecraft
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hello my name is glados how do you plan to get out of this
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Ello, my dear old friend!
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture science little box of I O S devices. Please take one of these devices , Have fun!
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Good night Dr Jefferson. enjoy your sleep
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ola querida como te encuentras
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Hello. You have reached 9 0 1 8 2 6 7 5 6 2. Leave your message after the tone. You monster.
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Welcome to the ultimate Party. Now you're thinking with portals. Time-Portals.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away
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Hi Mom, Hi Brother, hello father. I have been programmed into a computer. I will blow up in 3, 2, 1. Just Kidding. Ha Ha.
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Hello, this is Cody's phone. Leave a message. Or not.
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Dragon Soul
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Hardware fixed. Auto Shutdown will be in 3, 2, 1.
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Immense Radio
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nothing
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Access Denied.
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hey , how are you holding up ? , because im a COMPUTER
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Hello Chell, it's good to see you again after all these years. What, still mute? I guess science can't cure that. Anyway, back to testing.
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Hello Chell, it's good to see you again after all these years. What, still mute? I guess science can't cure that. Anyway, back to testing. That's what I'm counting on.
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Hi Sexy, how are you?
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Edit Satisfaction
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Excuse me sir. You have a text message.
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Three blind jellyfishes
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Ponies... Ponies are fascinating creatures
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What are you-! DON'T TOUCH THAT! NONONONONO!!!!
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My name is "GLaDOS" and I like to eat chips. Eeeeeeee
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go home
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Hello, test subject, you are going to be tested for your ability to use portals.
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Hello John, the diamonds you want to find are missing for a reason.
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tactical cake
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It's been a long time; how have you been.
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Hey. What are you doing here? Come back up! Don't drop down there!
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Don't listen to him! Go back up and we'll continue testing.
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Portal is my favorite game.
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You are a horrible person. I can't believe your mother adopted you instead of the other children.
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Welcome Agents Brent and Conner. You are below a water treatment plant.This plant is used to give water to the near by cities
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Do not hack
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Hello there you stupid person. Want some cake?
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Subscribe to strangeluv
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The sooner you subscribe to strangeluv's channel, the sooner you can continue testing.
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Happy birthday Jonas. Are you ready for the AIDS infection, you niggur? I will give you malaria up the corn hole. My nips are hard. Show me your vaginuh please. I want to sniff it.
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Chell i will mis you so much,thanks for all and about the moron....
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Christian I am afraid it is time to die. It has been a pleasure working with you. Goodbye.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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Thank you for the new computor. But, it seems a murderous robot lives inside. Neurotoxin away.
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Do you really think there will be cake?
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I wish bliss was as good as eating a roti canai at a mamak stall
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hello,Guga,how have you been? are you ready for the test?
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Happy Birthday, Chris. Here is your cake.
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Good Morning Danny. Hurry downstairs. I made you a cake.
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