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We are anonymous, we are legion.
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Hello Damon
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Max Cartwright. I've waited to meet you for many, many years. My other test subject is asleep, so you will have to do for now.
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Hipster testing initiated. Phase one, test subject 10325- Max Cartwright.
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Still Alive.
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That voice is a cheap knockoff of Glados from Portal.
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Welcome to Project Dream
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Sienna
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Bienvenue dans la BdDdG : la Base de Donees de GLaDOS.
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Hello Subject #1337! Thank you for surviving, by the way, here's your cake!
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I never through you'd be that stupid to fall for this trap...
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