There is nothing much greater than the magic of friendship. Hahaha. Not really. I just said that to make you think that we were going to stop testing soon. Just continue anyway. Not that you have a choice.

Warning. This phone will self-destruct in 5

Hello Winston

are you okay

I belive in you

Hello there test subject. Commence testing sequence 0 7 8 3 2 alpha

I was made for loving you baby

Reba

hello im your best friend, except im not

I am so bored, Honestly!

hello, how are you javier the other day was your birthday

Why do you like to play minecraft? it's just a super useless game made entirely of cubes.

I thought you were smart I was wrong also you have less IQ than a monkey, congratulations

We are Vendetta, our mission is to dominate in p v p and to overwhelm our enemy with superior tactics.

Happy BIrthday!

hello, this is ryan

hello there, i am going to kill you

Im ready like betty spahgetti

Adam likes it in his ass

Stop talking you son of a b word

Hell. And welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center.

Thank you for listening to Final Save Cast. Brought to you by Final Save Point, the one stop site for video game chronologies.

Welcome to this video.

Letsbecause we do what we must because we can

Lets because we do what we must because we can

Apparture Science

Be right back

hello, will you live?

S t f u gay tar man

The fifty sixth junior y b a state convention theme is boodh haaaaaaaaaah

Hello my name is Rahnee Gultiano and I like donkey balls

Alex is a gay man

You a idiot

Baby right me

You shell not pass

YOU will not pass

You will not pass

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Kill him kill

Good moring

Oh well, you did so well...

Terence, please log on Dragon Nest. There will be cake.

i will murder you in your sleep terence

Do you, Ben, take Claire, to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.

Will you play?

bored

drearily

I love the socks

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stay away from wesley he dont want you he dont love you he's coming home to me

ciao sono figo yeye

Says you, buddy, but nobody uses letters anymore. It's all done through the interwebs

Red. Rum.

Hello whats up

Hello again, Rochelle.

It's so fun..GLaDOS voiceee

thx dude

What are you doiing?? are you dead or stupid? I GO TO KILL YOU!

welcome to the super hero olimpics

i am Stephen Hawking

hello i am Stephen Hawking

hi there i like pie

well you got to pay me 2000 coins first

Yes, I am all the dragons

GLaDOS is a highly advanced operating system which can control many hundreds of electronical devices at the same time.

well, you got to pay me 2000 coins first!

Coucou ! Tu veux voir ma bite?

Crack media

Help. This person stole my phone. Please stop him.

well you got to pay me 2k first

Hello Seeri is online

Hello, pudim, do you wanna play a game?

you gotta pay me 2k first

System activated

EXPECTO PATRONUM

The world is a vampire.

nous somme les anonymous nous ne pardonon pas

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agora vou comer

new clan is coming

Hey Glenn How are you doing today?

your listening to dj speedy

szary lubi w dupe

Hello Players

Bert

You are a horible person.

hello ryan, would you like to play a game?

Ben wake up

dont look now but there are some hotties trying to kill you.

Maybe you should just hang yourself

Look, Kade, I know you have massive brain defects, But is complaining really worth it?

you will kill john connor

Hello, Just testing around with stuff.

hello i am the computer

Jom

Well you found me, Congratulations! Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavour, the only thing you 've managed to break so far, is my heart.

Hwllo

Greetings, I am monitor 07-117649 curious circuit. I am monitor of installation seven. Please allow me to carry on with my task now.

arsehole

ashnur

This is gamesona it is cool

doom doom doom doom

you shall be tried for your crimes against humanity!

I will get you Hayley and Rachel

to stop me from flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin

While I appreciate that you are eager for Science, This is not exactly what I had in mind.

hello balls computer forearm chicken

nyah

I love socks

Legal segregation ended April 10, 1968

I dont love nyan cat

where is the potato?

Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated hi

MERHABA AYTEN HANIM

lets start the testing and i will give you cake at the end of the test chamber

before we start i have a message, I am searchin for a portal 2 co op partner, if u want then please writte in the comments, your IGSN (A.K.A your in game, steam name) now lets start the testing A.K.A lets start messing around with assassins craft mod for

there is a message for you. Please check your inbox.

Happy Birthday Bobby J

hi tulio

Hello Paxton

Hello again Paxton

Hello stupid.

I need energie!

When I Say We Are You Say Awesome

I Wanna Blow You

I Hate You so much

Hello cliffy, this is glados

Just for science

I'm going to kill you Taylor.

Hello Taylor.

dute dracu

Hello, there. How are you?

dfgsd

i wish hal would fondle my circuits

Hello. I am a cell phone. I am ringing. Please pick me up. Please. I'm waiting.

This Is A Tetrimo Presentation

Hey, stop that!

yo sup y'all

Hi there and welcome to my channel

You must be this tal. To die.

dani play portal 2 with me

you suck chell you are a peice of crap I'd rather date a nintendo 64u

Sarcasm self-test complete

"Who were expelled from the academy for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull"

I am glados. I will kill you.

Denis is a stupid cunt and a salon programmer

I'm playing mariokart right now, die!, Toad I will kill you when I catch up to you, never mind im 12th

Derp derp derp eat portals

sonya

i want to eat your ass

i'm still alive!!!

Hola vieja

You really thought I would actually die this time, Chell?

You really thought I would actually let you go, Chell? Hahaha, we have a LOT of testing to do, now that you're back.

Is this a good prank?

Hello im jared welcome to the show

hello manny

new message for you, oh it's bad news

i am so fat

Welcome to the Nether.

im glados. and i like minecraft. creeper's kill me. but it's ok. snow ball.

c'mon. do it

i love a rainy night. i love a rainy night. i love a rainy night. i love a rainy night. and the wind on my face. and i love that song. lol

Hello there g I g n Greg

Mesa Source

hola mi querido amigo

This is a cool voice - what do you think?

Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center,

Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center, You test subject 1,698 have been selected to participate in our higher level enrichment program, the portal will open and advanced testing will begin in 3... 2... 1...

heloo this is dog

DJ ESHAN DAVE

Welcome to Camp Kairos

Hello mason and Colin. I have you right where I want you. Shall we begin testing? Friends?

Welcome back Corey, how is your day?

Hello mason and Colin. You are most welcome as my test subjects. Shall we begin? After all, you have nothing else to do for the rest of your lives. Hummm. Such a pity for you. And such a wonderful day for me.

pene gigante

ewsdsdf

top ten reasons why your life is insignificant.

You are listening to DE Radio

Alex Happy Birthday

i am the pootis man. coming from sandvich land.pootis pootis

I want to kick your ass

Hi, Reekoray, my name is Glados, and I have to tell you something. Doctor Who sucks balls.

Rossya budeT unitgiena

Dee on are you there

hello. AND WELCOME TO MARCHEL'S LAB

NO nonononononon NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hallo my friend

Hello and welcome to the apeture since enrichment center

Hello and welcome to the apeture since enrichment center Noel.

Welcome to Aperture laboratories. Again. After you KILLED me.

see you boss

what is going on here

easy tiger

je t'en merde

i love you Amari

hayyy girl

apple juice

this, is going to be fun, just like being a patato

I love to test

Devin Lawson, welcome to Aperture Science

I am a animatronic idiot

Trololololololololololol

Hello i am GLaDOS or Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

Hello my name is GLaDOS, I want to say that I love Kate and she is cool!

I`m going to eat you!

Are you still happy?

Hi Xargon, I'm your personal assistent Omega, I'm a GLaDOS model v.5 and I'm here to help you

I create new SMS for you!

prenis

Bradley, Why won't you play Portal? The testing must go on. Jesse was exceptional, but failed to pass.

gudmundur. theres a message for you

Hello, Tom Harford

hello gudmundur. there's a mesage for you

Blue is penalised 5000 collaberation points

peeko wake up

Shell, Blue and Orange. Now you have completed the test chambers you have no use to me. I will now release the hounds. Bark. Woof. Bark. Woof. Did you think I'd really do that?

If humans could fly you would NOT be one of them

Mrs Faridah will find you

Why would you want to play a game about a fat italian plumber who doesn't actually do plumbing? You humans have no dignity...

Lets play a game. Hmm what should we play? I know. Lets see how fast you can complete this test chamber when I fill it with turrets?

Hello. Hallo

Hello, hallo, bonjour

I know Blue was being annoying but that language was not needed. Blue, for making Orange misbehave you are penalised 6000 collaberation points

And that's why you don't put turrets on repulsion gel

Me and Orange have come to an agreement. I know this will hurt you more than us but we are going to kill you Blue. There I said it, and I feel so much better knowing that you will live in fear of the day me and Orange shall kill you. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Good morning sir! I want to take your eye for new test!

When in doubt, cut it out.,

Om nom nom nom

Hi man

Ik zie er lief en aantrekkelijk uit

not enough minerals

Aperture science makes everything that everyone thought but no one made

MINING

What do you want to play today? How about a nice game of chess?

Hello bad cat.

godmod enable

Welcome Nicolas

valle why cant we get along

The honey really doesn't care it's just crazay

Hello, it's been a long time. Not that you should care, I mean I was trying to kill you!

Answer the phone, please !

Welcome, to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Aids analysis machine.

Happy Birthday Steve.

woo woo woo

Four I mean 5 Imean FIRE!

How are you? Why are you no sleeping yet?

Hello. Welcome to Monster's video. Shall we get started?

Hello. Welcome Back. You are watching Monster's video. Let's get it started.

hello lewis

Quiero responder a algunas preguntas sobre mí. Déjame saber lo que piensa.

I have a gigantic

I think this might be the best thing that's ever been made.

Target located

Charlie I'm coming to get you

Welcome to the Intelligence Chamber.

Chris, don't sit on the piece of stuff that you don't hit your car on when you park.

we're all screwed

Please Do not fornicate the buffalo

i love stupid people

Hello What is your name william golding? well great

Lately their have been rumors of three artifacts. These artifacts have the power to grant the user one wish. Many people believe it is just a myth, but their are those who do believe. Recently odd things have been happening so you and your partner set

rock my childrens lives

hallo gek

hallo Pudding du verfickter hurensohn du stinkst

Screw You Little Nigger Piece Of Crap

It's me Marioman

hi, my name is GLaDOS, we play team fortress classic? or counter strike online?

Tactical suggestion: Kill the heretic.

Be advised. You are on fire.

I smell of stale urine. Would you like to sniff my groin to verify this information?

we play team fortress classic?

we play team fortress classic

Available evidence suggests he intends to dissuade you from your current course of action. Tactical Suggestion: Silence him.

your monster

hello,my name is glados,oh my god are you

hello my name is glados oh my god are you

oh no! oh my god! its you!

its you!

are chell!

Oh. Hello. I didn't expect you to get back a third time.

Hi i am GLaDOS and welcome to the world of pokemon

fak you

hello sam are you ready to test?

No, don't leave me alone, not again

Don't delete this file, no

Hello,It's been a long time

Oh hai dere

omg hi

Self Demonstrating: GLaDOS Hello again. Because of-the formatting of-my-name, failure to [=blank=] it out causes the-creation of-a WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation fa

D J WATTS UP

Filthy Fuh King Dee

That'sssss a very nice jumpsuit you have there...It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it

i'll gouge my eyes out

Angston

Je pense que tu as besoin d'une douche.

Hello My Friend

Bienvenue Baptiste

Hello, I'd like to tell you that you are a terrible person and should die.

This next test is impossible. There is no escape.

You son of a whore

The Snuggo doesn't just keep you warm... it'll make you HOT!

Why would you do that? Ugh, my sensors say something stinks.

Why would you take my fruit? It is so good, why?

Jennie is an odd type of human being and or substance. You should not engage In a Jennie or else you may die a horrible, painful death.

Hey Baby I love you do you love me?

Remember when I was a potato? I hated you do much.

Ples TIbenoch

Kill him Kill that Moron Chell

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science center.

bella is the most epic person ever

Hello Lauren, this is GLaDOS. Bella just wants to say that the cake is a lie.

Good morning. Welcome home

I gonna kill you, bastard

help me find molly

Hello Again, Welcome Home, How was your day?

Come now, surely we can be friends? I know so much about you I love you, look at everything I've done for you You would be nothing without me

oh i got it

I think im getting something, wait, wait, uh nevermind

Oh my god! cake makes me so high im high are you high because i am!!!!

Hello Toren, you have been selected to be an aperture science test participant,when you complete the tests you will receive brief counseling and then cake.

TaboolTV

Hello There Subject 49, Welcome To The Aperture Science Subject Resort, Our Usual Testing Facility Is Under Repairs and Unfortunetly we have to move the tests to somewhere else. During This Process We May Entail a few basic tests, IDo Hope You Succeed.

your in the mix with dj rex

lets us proceed to the first song

your in the mix with dj rex exclusive remix

dj rex exclusive remix

no you fucing cunt

In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!

this was a triumph, I'm making a note here: huge sucess

all your base belong to us

arrow to the knee

took an arrow to the knee.

Hello Max! You will never make the level

sadasdsd

Avrai likes big boobs because they are cool

Let There Be Light

hello nigga

hello nigga sex

STEPHANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Trust me James. You are completely safe here.

WASSSUUUPPPP

bye bye caroline

Your test begins now

rezza

Hello! I am GlaDOS. I like Aperture sciense and... What is it? Oh no... It is Black Mesa. Erorr.

PRIVET!

hii!

Welcome to Bootie. The Worlds greatest mashup party. I am DJ V, party people in the place to be, are you ready to get down with me?

yaanni

Does this website still even work?, I mean, it's ancient and fat, like you!

Help I am being grifed

Hey cheese you gonna add me on steam today?

Hello, Test subject. You must be caroline.

This is your phone ringing. Answer it.

You are nothing but a test subject

Hello everybody, Its me today i gonna show you how to make a nice creeper temple

First we begin with the firts part of the roof

than we make the second part of the roof the second parts we make kinda stairs

Welcome to Charity Corp.

asdasdf

How did you get in here? No matter. I'm happy to receive company. Though, I hope you won't mind if I take some amusement on your predicament.

asf

welcome to. . . tyler labortories i am glados as known as genetic life form and disk operating system so lets start testing!

we are glad that you have chosen apeture science you are amazing aaron you are so cool so i give you a portal gun

Welcome to Wrestle Talk Radio with Omega

Hello, who do you think you are? What is your purpose?

Hello. Ans, again, welcome to the Aperture Science

He's not just a dumb. He's a dumb made to destroy me.

matt elder is a tool bag

I want

Bonjour ici EdwinouJ

Hello, I'm GLaDOS, and you are like a laboratory rat. Let's go !

Hi and welcome to apperature science enrichment centre, the owners are ash and jake

Ivan

Hi Alex. Are you functioning according to operational parameters?

Hello. Aperture science

for more information call one eight hundred snaps or visit www dot snaps chocolate dot com

Please ask to play the piano unless you're Mozart. But I know you're not because he 's dead.

Well this is quite an awkward moment isn't it.

I have two cows growing from my ears.

Thats alright because i like the way it hurts.

Beast Mode. Activate.

Why have you done that? Why? I thought we trusted eachother. Now I will have to rend your flesh from bone and KILL you. Farewell!

Sonic Goodies

wait wat, what are you talking about

I am spinning

no shit

Teenage Vlogaholic

TeenageVlogaholic

Hello there, ready for testing?

Hello there, and how are you?

please don't use internet explorer. if you do i'll have to kill you

Hello Samuel. I am your computer. I want you to open the window and jump now.

hello. this is alisteryus

whatsap

Hello small human.

shall NOT be mourned. that's exactly what it says. very formal. very official.

Greatings test subject 14829485938 I hope you don't enjoy your stay. To keep you motivated throughout the testing there will be cake and refreshments at the end.

Suce moi la queue

it's all lies

"Hello Mr. Munroe"

need help with your A Q character?

Access Granted. Hello, Adam... Welcome Back

Processing...

Hello rodrigo

Grosso is gay

hello i am glados and i am sorry i must terminate you because i can lol you were just trolled.ha

ytdytdujs

Happy Birthday, Kevin.

curtis you are a big fat bumhole

this is a message to curtis...curtis i hate you, why would you even think of killing me, you tiny insignificant freak of a human...you are adopted and also your friends hate you...oh wait, you have no friends. thats right. i said it

lets party on whiteboard core foundation MVC pattern regex

Your mother was a whore. Does that make you feel better that she was paid?

drop it. drop the bass.

Perfect. Please move quickly to the next test chamber, so you can win.

I hope you like ribs

Fandoms are turning my blog into a blog of questionable content.

Your death is my happiness

Greetings! I am three nine seven curious circuit. I am the monitor of testing facility six four nine.

Megan is a loser

Chell is a cow

is i burned i ate a cow

im glad i got burned cow

of every day i'am sofilin

is chell a cow

Oi Larissa

New message arrived , scaning... no tipes of malware or adware has been detected

chell sucks cow

The next test chamber will contain turrets, cave johnson, and a combustible lemon!

You really need to get a life.

You serously need to get a life Camilo.

hello, I said that there is no cake here. You failed at life, Chell.

This cake... It is a lie. Wheatley is a jerk. Chell failed. Operation status: Normal.

I'm haven't been deleted. I'm going to be back. It may take a while, but I

Hello. It's been a long time since I've talked to you directly, Charles. You haven't deleted me. You can't stop me when I take control of your Windows too.

The apeture science testing facility welcomes you for your participation

Hello and, again. Welcome to the Taco Science Encrichment Cheese It

Hello.welcome back

hey francis you have a text message

Hello future investors.

This is your phone, answer it. But then again it might just be those parents who don't love you. So it's up to you...

Hello. I am your worst nightmare.

Oh it's you. Can't you and be destructive somewhere else?

i believe you have a hole in your toe

i thinl you have a hole in your toe

Welcome Calista Ekstrom.

hello Lara. how are you? i bet you dont know who i am. i hacked in you brothers account, and i am sending this to you. i am looking forward to meeting you in person.

Kid at Heart live from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Happy Birthday Benjamin. You have won your cake. For now.

Chell, I'm your mother.

You have reach the Xander Group. Our office hours are from 9am to 6pm Monday to Friday. If you know the extension number of the person you wish to speak to please dial now. Or dial 5 for directory assistants. If you wish to leave a message please dial 6.

Team Leader

I love you Heather. I think you have a cute rear end.

umbrella corporation

Wait, what is this

Wazzaaaaaaaaaaap?!

I came

I lOssecrtv

hi, yanwei

how are you jenny, I hope you are not being naughty

Welcome to the Portal 2 Facility, where we learn on how to make a portal gun and the secret of how they work. Also, if you try to put me, GlaDoS, into a potato, you'll be sent to the moon. Got it? Good

I like kitty cats because they are so cute

ErMahGerd Merio Merrithern

Really? Wow, you must be very important, or self centered.

Hello. I am Glados. The Computer System in Portal and I have a message to give you. You shall be rewarded if you complete my task.

Hi there. I am Glados.

Hi there. I am Glados. Did you know that you have no friends? Well I did. And you are about to die. Want to know what happens after you die? Well I know. But it would take too long to explain... Cause you'll be dead.

If become so numd

hello this is the last test

hola, este es el centro de robotica e ingenieria de infinity

I will Kill you

Troll Face . jpg

I feed on kittens

Hello and welcome to Menago Game Center

Hi there. I am Glados

You there

you are a horrible person. do you know that?

Welcome to the Control Instruments computer based training module. Topics covered in this module include

Hello. It's been a while since the last time we've met. My musical influences have been plentiful, and I attempt to pay homage to them in this mix. So please, relax, and enjoy the ride.

I love Chell like a daughter.

My asshole is leaking custard pie,

It's been a very long time

all right this is the lambo webiste and next up is international love by chris brown featuring pitbull

your now rocking with dj mr.711

Ich bin du,,

Blue golem have spawned

Red golem have spawned

Baron golem have spawned

Dragon golem have spawned

Green ward is over

pink ward is over

tell your friends

This is way over my CPU proccessing limit

Hello ECS Subjects and welcome to our Weekend Work Facility

Hello. You are in toxic warning facilities. Please ignore the acid flowing from the walls

Stage Clear

Nimeton11 is awesome! Great job, nimeton11!

Hello, this is a test. How do you like the sound of my voice?

Seniors