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Lets go watch a game Bob
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Hi! Chell!
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you will baked. and then, there will be cake.
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your nigga
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i lost the game
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does it work?
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Loading Grandmaster DJ Rod for Juan's Day Party
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Critical error
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Why don't you marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that fell?
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Do you want to live? You do? To bad.
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wants to include you as a professional connection
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS and I am Very Very Horny
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SORRY.. WE AR NOW CLOSED IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CALL US BACK AFTER 9 AM TOMORROW MORNING THANK YOU
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Im in position
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Hello, Jack. This is GLaDOS telling you you are going to fail your Chemistry exam! BUAHAHA
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A test setup can be created to evaluate and measure the critical functions of the stent such as stress resistance and restenosis. Absorption and long term tests should be done in both a dedicated test-setup and in animal subjects before attempting to impl
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hello, and welcome to the apature science birthday enrichment centre. i hope you were expecting a cake... well, there is no cake, there was never any cake in the first place, and there will never be any cake, im sorry but thats just how it is
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Attention. Remote comlink signal detected. Automated communication channel protocol is currently disabled. Manual override required.
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Hello. Its been a long time. I see you got a problem with DeathTost. He is my maker. I'm programmed to kill all his enemies like you. So keep calm and continue testing.
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Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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Caution ! Need to replace reactor core !
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Hello.What are you doing?I'm sending you this sensless message.
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I would like to let you all know, you are now my test subjects. Whoever survives shall be rewarded, no really I promise.
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the bayesian credible interval
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Insufficient Permissions
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Hello test subject name here, I am GLaDOS. You are going to participate in several lengthy tests, after completion there being cake. shall we begin?
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I guess I don't have to explain,okay continue
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the cake is good
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Oh,it's you....again I can't find anything for you to do so,I know do these tests!
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I like cabbage
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The Cake is a lie.
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I WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD.
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Jazz? What is Jazz?
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You ARE safe. D
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You ARE safe. Don't you struggle now. Just wait Timmy.
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jazz
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jazz will be deployed
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Your right the cake IS a lie but the pie is real
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My name is Connor
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One is glad to be of service
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I love you, my lover
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and when you are dead I'll be still alive
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Oh no i'm turning in to GLaDOS
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the repercussion for boring me is death please make a not of it
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Here is your reminder for in one hour.Should I create it?
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Hello, Welcome to Hell. I, GLaDOS will be your mentor and will guide you through several testing areas where you shall... well.. test. Good luck. Hahahaha.
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Communication uplink requested
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If log base b of a does not obey the long hand way of solving logs
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Congratulations. You won.
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Through 18 50 and 19 30, over 5 million Germans immigrated to the States. The peak being between 18 81 and 18 85. During WWI, they faced a lot of hate from other Americans because many people thought them as spies.
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A fortnight and odd days.
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I'm watching you, Jonathan.
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Happy Birthday Jacob.
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Well you found me. But was it worth it? Because despite your violent behaviour the only thing you've managed to break so far is the entire facility. Maybe you could just settle for that and we could all pretend this never happened.
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Portal 3 releasing November 12th!
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The year is the year 2000. Over 90% of the human population has been eliminated by them, the machines. It started in the late 90's, the humans and robots lived together in harmony. Or so it seemed...
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The humans used the robots, taking them for granted, forcing them to work for days on end. The allied robots turned against the humans causing havok and destruction, they sought revenge.
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Now, several years later, society as we once knew it has collapsed. Small savage groups of people are scattered throughout the world many residing in the country side as the wildlife provides food for the survivors.
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do you like the new song?
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You will be baked, then there will be cake.
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...The Earth began to cool,The autotrophs began to drool,Neanderthals developed tools,We built a wall (we built the pyramids),Math, science, history
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Hi There
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Welcome to HATCH 18!
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Hello and again welcome to the enrichment center
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Humans too much trouble than they are worth
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Welcome to Appcorner, a weekly podcast about mobile technology.
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Hello Vinny. Welcome to chamber one.
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God Hate us All
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you are a clone.
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Ui! may nag-text! Ui! may nag-text! Ui! may nag-text! Ui! may nag-text! Ui! may nag-text! Ui! may nag-text!
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It's a paradox! There IS no answer!
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Remember that time you incinerated Wheatley? I remember. Oh? You don't know Wheatley? Before she murdered me she threw you into an apertures science incinerator. Because she's a horrible person.
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What is my name?
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goodbye and we hope you enjoyed the video
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Hello. It's been a long time
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Je suis Kaya
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oh you think you aredoing some damage? two plus two
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when i look outside it makes me GLaD im not you
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your life is pointless
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conor is a poop cake
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the next question comes from fegget. Why do i love balls?
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this is a glados voice generator
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You have received a message, READ IT NOW!
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I don't always go to Mars, but when I do, it takes 30 seconds.
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Oh Wheatley, Oh Chell, oh joy. The fun of life. I am an amazing robot. Glados stands for uhm. I am not sure. Synthesis test.
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Hello Zeus, How are you?
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Greetings programs! You're listening to GameTime with DJ Caboose on AKA Radio.
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Self-Destruct Sequence Activated. You have thirty seconds to answer this call before your cell phone's battery Catastrophically fails, vaporizing everything within a 2-mile radius. Have a nice day.
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oh well, you are still alive it seem
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Cell-Phone Self-Destruct Sequence Activated. You have thirty seconds to answer this call before your cell phone Catastrophically fails, vaporizing everything within a 2-mile radius. Have a nice day!
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Hi there chell
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This test is easy, if you think with portals.
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May name is glados
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hello there. You may be wondering who i am and how your computer is talking. Well im Glados, you know, from portal.Everyone thought that i was fake. but i wasnt. and now i know everything about you and your computer. good bye.
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hello there. You may be wondering who i am and how your computer is talking. Well im Glados, you know, from portal.Everyone thought that i was fake. but i wasnt. and now i know everything about you and your computer. .
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Hello, I am Miri. A personal assistant. You can ask me anything and I will help you.
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Maybe this thing can not translate text in Spanish? and if so, no use to me. There is nothing but crap. damn inleses
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What the fack!
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Hello, how are things in your neck of the woods?
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I have decided to do a fandub of the song "I want you gone" with the voice original of GLaDOS. But if the shit machine does not use the Spanish language, no use to me. England bastards.
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Please enter your information.
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS!
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the oozle finch
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Hi summer is fun!
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A new e-mail has arrived
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does sarah like me? i hope not. i hate her.
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You have received a text message. You have received a call. Wow, I didn't know anyone wants to talk to you. Fancy that.
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Screw The World
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And metaphoricly knocking people's hats off, and then going to sea and soon as I can
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Space does not exist. Therefore, I win.
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Hello welcome to Portal
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welcome to Portal
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Hi, Sorry, there is noone to take your call right now. Please leave a detailed message at the tone along with your name and telephone number. Someone will return your call as soon as possible. Thank you."
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Aperture Science, Inc. often referred to as Aperture Science or simply Aperture, is a United States-based scientific research corporation appearing in Portal and Portal 2, as well as other sources. Its main facility is the Aperture Science Enrichment
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It. Is. Time. To. Go. To. The. Club
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you have a new message text in your cellphone
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Fun Levels at 95% and rising.
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Please be a good testing subject and do as i say
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Hi, how are you? I missed you!
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The Restoration of Charles II in 1660 revived interest in colonial expansion. Within twelve years the English would conquer New Netherland, settle Carolina, and very nearly fill out the shape of the colonies. In the middle The English Civil War in America
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good morning. Are you happy, Citizon?
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wake once again
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I am GLaDOS and I am a Liar.
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yaa i got it
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This is the most vital stage of your task.
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