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hello test subject name here
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I eat babies that eat cake
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Hello. I hate you. Good bye.
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I think we should all just agree to disagree.
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Hola Richy, bienvenido al cubo de Navaza
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ready for the first test? dont be scared....
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You see that button over there? Go step on it and your fortune will be told. Don't worry, it is completely safe. HA HA HA! You are dead! Troll-face!
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A Reek Rokk Exlusive
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Bye bye Kalin, don't forget the cake
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I Am A Potato, Are You Daniel?
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Good bye Mr Ketchum
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nigel b in the mix
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Hello, Brady, I made you a cake.... THE CAKE IS A LIE
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There is a new message for you boss
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Wheatley's IQ is not the infinite space from here to the moon.
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Don't make lemonade.
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Heidi is a little dachshund and she is cuter than Wheatley.
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Wake up, you moron. Even that core, Wheatley, would have done better than you.
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You have a message, Young Master. Why must I call you Young Master? Anyway, you have a message.
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Good Morning Charles - I have gone to the post office and to pick up breakfast, will return shortly with cake
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hurry up mum
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Good morning. Please stay inside testing facility until the physical examination is over. Thank you. *Beeep* Exam starting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Please get out of your seat and proceed to your automatic firing unit. *Ding* Good. Now proceed through the rest
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Amethystium
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Hello, It's been a long time.
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Hi Mum! Please may we look at some portal 2 games soon?
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Thank you for calling Shock Card. Your business is important to us. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press one if you are a student. Press two if you are a school. Press three if you are a business.
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there is cake for you
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Hello Jacob. That was the morality core installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to stop me from flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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So call me maybe
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Does anyone know the answer?
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One point twenty one jigawats is my maximum operating capacity.
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Woke up!
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Hello. I'm GLaDOS. It's so nice to meet you. So, how do you want to die?
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Hello, this is Glaxo, from portal 2.
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Hello, this is Glados, from portal 2.
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hi i am great thanks how are you
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Good morning, Please stay inside the testing facility until the test is over.
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You just keep on trying t'il you run out of cake
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Trains
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I hate you so much, Jack Daniels.
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Hi panagiotis. Did you manage to get a new cell phone?
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Hello there, hows it going, cameron?
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I guess its price has been inflated. And neither its services nor capabilities are up to expectations.
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Hello i am Glados. You are my creator... I hate you. Seriously Pierry, I do.
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Welcome to Lasermaxx
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I had the pleasure of reliving you kill me over and over
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Perfect! Please move quickly to the chamber lock after completing each test. First, however, not the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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What Is This?
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Helloo
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Lat Dev
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Vert Dev
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Max Dev, Go-Around
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thus you shall be rewarded
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Summer Day
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Oh Hello, how are you?
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hello hell
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Booting... Booting Completed. Activating the neurotoxine generators... Activated.
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I am brilliant.
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I will kill everyone
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Calum, The time for revenge will come, and it will be beautiful.
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Hello Jay welcome to the Apeture science enrichment center
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It's you
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hello lilly
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Hello. I want to test you.
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Wake up Christopher
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Deagles is an A hole.
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Operating systems online.
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Portal Mod with RedSpark
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Round, round, all around the world. Round, all around the world.
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Hello you worthless peice of crap. How are you doing?
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Thank you for calling the voicemail of Nancy Do on. Please leave a detailed message and she will return your call. Thank you. Have a nice day.
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Hey, I just met you. And this is interesting. But here's my number. So just keep testing.
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hola soy el chupacabras el busca de hugo me comio la guita para comprarse la play, y ahora no tengo un sope, voy a tener que vender el ano para comer, me peleee
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it's party time
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hello, killzer can't talk right now, but he has some big news! and who better to tell you guys then me! heres the news... his server no longger needs hamachi! thats right no more hamachi. so join today. the ip is:184.65.142.249
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GLaDOS loves trevor
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We are pleased that you have patiently waited for ICS. We are very very happy for your update. We are throwing an ICS party in honor of your tremendous patience. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. An ICS
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We are pleased that you have patiently waited for ICS. We are very very happy for your update. We are throwing an ICS party in honor of your tremendous patience. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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how are you? I like The Rice Box
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dude go eat a snack. people can be gay and still be cool
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why was there no voice?
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the cake is a pie.
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JOHN YOU ARE A CUNT
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Why are you here!
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Mach One
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Cactus
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time past and time present, are both perhaps present in time future, if all time is eternally present. all time is unredeemable
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Emperor, You have received a new message
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Oh. Did you think I meant you?
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Ingham M P S C S 2
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THIS CUE IS DUMB, MAKE IT BETTER IDIOTS
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He's the evil Jez Red Star!
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Subject ID
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Why are you the stupidest person in the world?
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Stop now!
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glados lol
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Mariana is a 14 year old girl with feet that stink to sky 5 times. She crushes us under her stinky toes like bugs.
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Here's your rude alert.
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Hello, and welcome to the apeture science computer aided enrichment center
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I been walkin along
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Ask.com: Ask us ANYTHING
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does this work for you?
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I want to destroy you.
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you must do chores today bean heads
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America
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SCP Number... 173
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I, GLaDOS, am a potato.
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I'm sorry but last time i checked i didnt really care about YOUR feelings
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Turn left now!
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Hello. And Again. Welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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What you just did is very bad for both of our social situations.
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You have a new text message I'm surprised
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for science,... you monster
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Bienvenidos a Mexican Xtreme Shuffle
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Aperture Science Laboratory proclaims your render, Complete.
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Hi im glados and im speakin for marcos oliva
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due to manditory maintenence the appropriote chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable
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hi jasmine the elf queen
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Wellcome on Birneee.Bplaced.net
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System Fail. Will locate residents from last detectable point.
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Campbell Phoenix is master
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you are looking rather fat today.
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die you fat bastard
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You told me we would be alone tonight. what is "SHE" doing here?
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Mat wodge.
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Hello. It's been a long time. You Monster
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Time for your check up
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I wanted to test this.
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alana
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Looks like you got a message. How interesting
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I used to wonder what friendship could be
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trust me. by the time you've finished touching that thing this entire complex will be flooded with a deadly neurotoxin.
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hello my name is jude and i can teach you how to make a GLaDOS voice but i wont
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Tudmunchkin
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You might want this.
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Im bord!
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Hello, Chell. It's been a long time.
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Where am I? What am I doing here?
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it;s time Mr Freeman
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Hi Lewis... It's been a long time. Let's put our differences behind us, for science
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Well. You are a lucky person to be in MY charge. last time someone like you came around, they DIED.
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this is awesome!
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THAT WAS NOT FUNNY.
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AWESOMENESS!
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Hello Cade, Max and On, I am Gladow
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Hello Cade, Max and On, I am Glados
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Hello Levi, you are looking fine today
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" HI ! you have reached Suman but he is not available right now please leave a message after a beep "
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Hello Jordan. How are you?
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Welcome back Patrick
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I hate you monster
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Beverly, it is time to assume a submissive position. Now, if you please.
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I wuv you!
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How are you? Because I'm a potato
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I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone
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Cows are cute, I eat them with a spoon and spork.
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hello and welcome you are probably wondering what is about to happen
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Yes, I can see you, and no, I don't care
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you have reached 4 8 8 1 2 2 9... be advised that whatever you say to this machine may be recorded for further review. A special, complimentary beep will be provided at the end of this message, free of charge! What you decide to do after that is totally
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You have a text message. You had better check it.
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Animations are rubbish. Get me some cake.
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Do i sound like glados?
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Still alive. Even though you cry, till both of heroes do die, Iwill never see a reason to be. Cause I know it's all true what my love is for you, and that's why I am alive.
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Salut Thomas, je suis GlaDOS, et Yannick ne sait pas dessiner un Gateau
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Stick
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Welcome to U T G.
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Hello Harry Sargent. This is the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System known as GLaDOS.
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Hello Harry Sargent. This is the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System known as GLaDOS. You are clearly the best test subject of "Insert subjects hometown here."
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Drop the Bass
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Alice.
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Alice. You do know I don't need you. Goodbye.
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Hello Thelias, I'm glad to see you here
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Just look at you, Soaring throught the air majestically like an eagle piloting a blimp.
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Just look at you Jack insert the rest of Jacks name here , Soaring throught the air majestically like an eagle piloting a blimp.
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Hello you fool.
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Attention all Aperture science testing subjects. A new DJ leek spinner track will be deployed in 3, 2, 1
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Attention all Aperture Science testing subjects. A music producer formerly known as dj sober russian has changed his information stating that he is now to be identified as lash in smash. his new track will be deployed in 3, 2, 1
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Whats Up People
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