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i really hate niggers
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fat
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roflcopter soi soi soi soi soi soi
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clipboreds are attacking me, lololoolololololololololololol
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Prepare to die
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This is the voice of the internet...
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Your phone is ringing
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This is a phone call. I'm making a noise here: pick me up. If you don't I'll send it straight to voicemail.
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This is a ringtone
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Warning! Several hull breaches detected in sections 4 5 6 7 and 8. All non-critical personnel must evacuate immediately.
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Hello Brodie, welcome to Windows
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws, Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science computer aided voicemail system, Bob is not available right now, please leave a message after the beep
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You are recieving a text message.
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Panic received. Acknowledge.
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you. are receiving a phone call. please proceed to pick up. failure to complete this will result in immediate death
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Pick up your phone
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Suck it, Ninja
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Hey dumbshit people I'm playing with, you better save me or I'll tell you there's no Santa Clause and I fucked your mom
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Hello I'm Shinko
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What are you doing with that blue eyed sphere?! IT IS IMPORTANT!!!!!
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Welcome to the Human Rights Nullification Lab 106. Please proceed to the Aperture Science front desk and verify your identity. Failure to do so will result in death.
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I love you babe. So much I will release deadly neurotoxins at a slower rate
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SUCK MY BIG TITS!
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You have recieved a notification
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This is a phone call.I'm making a noise here: pick me up. If you don't I'll send it straight to voicemail. It could be important. That was a joke, haha, fat chance. For the good of all of us, why won't you pick up the phone?
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this is a test to see the hello world
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Someone has sent you an email. If you read it within the next 4 minutes... there will be cake.
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Hello Kyel, Would you like to play a game?
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It is time for you to wake up. You have school today. Please, wake up. If you do not wake up you will be late for school. Getting out of bed is essential to waking up. If you do not get out of bed you cannot wake up. Quickly, you must wake up!
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You have mail. And cake.
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A new e-mail message has arrived. And cake.
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This is a phone call
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ya ho!
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I'm making a note here
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The only thing you managed to break. is my head
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Cornell don't you love the night shift.
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What a wonderful day for your death
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i am herqs
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booted
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Eli
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power
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battery charging
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Hello Why do you look so stupid
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Welcome to Indivisual.
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Script Execution Complete
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Greetings Mark. Please assume the party escort submission position and answer your phone.
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You are listening to the International Voice of Reason on Kay Ex El You Los Angeles
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In the kingdom of Spain
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Hello boys
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companian cube
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lock
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I have a Gun
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I like rap
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I like waffles. <3
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Fuck.
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Oh Noes
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Oh look you have a text based massage. answer before they get mad, or leave you.
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Oh look you have a text based massage. There might be cake inside it
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hello jonathan
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You are a noob
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Lockdown Initiated
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Why are you such a nigger?
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Tits or GTFO!
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Oh my gosh
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Warning. Primary incinerators online.
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vjl
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your head smells like cake, uhm i do like cake
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You have received an email.
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AAP IRFAN KO CALL KAR RAHAY HEIN
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Haha hello gay lord
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New email message.
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I cannot how stupid you are, never throw something into an incinerator unless you know what it is.
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hello bryan
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new voicemail. . . . . . and cake.
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thank you for watching
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I ain't no penguin asian nigga
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Hello, And welcome to aperture science computer aided enrichment center.
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test... test... TEST
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Joy. Email has arrived.
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thank you for calling satnav systems.
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lick my bum ring
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I love Xenia Onatopp
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It's been a long time. you monster
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Welcome to the ADCO service center. Good behavior will be rewarded with service and cake.
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Hello. Are you ready to die?
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Hello Donovan. Isn't this voice just amazing? I think it is. Well I will send you the link of how to do this after you write me back and listen to this.
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Hello there! How are you?
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Program shut down
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Shut down
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You have email
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HELLO DAKOTA
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Hello Bishop, you are monster...
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I would like to point out that you are wasting your time.
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You are my favorite, and I verb you.
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lololololol
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You have a phone call. Answer your phone, or you will be severely reprimanded, and then killed.
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Oh my God! Look! I just saw a rainbow flying llama fly over your house!
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hello and again welcome to the aperture sience computer aided enrichment center
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Emily, stop being a jerk. Make love to Ryan
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yoyoyo Arby
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Hello Benjamin
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Tecnoadicto
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Tecnoadicto, adiccion dos punto cero.
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theres no point of crying over every peace of cake
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Your phone is ringing. I don't know who is phoning you because you don't have any friends. You incinerated your only friend the companion cube, remember? He was your best friend and you killed him. You monster.
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Hello Alex, how are you!
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Thank you for calling Digial Software.
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I have salty balls
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Hey josh listin!
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Cheat mode:
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welcome back, you monster
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Why should I enter my email? The whole voice generating process can be relatively long.
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Ow how sad. The reactor is qoung to meltdown and kill all of us. but then thell be cake.
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I will fuck you in the ass.
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Slap my Prairie dog and call me Charlie.
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someone is calling you
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hello welcome to aperture sience
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hfjfhjfgùjkhgfjkjukjbkghjlljhgjk
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eeeeee ahhhhhhhhh
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This would be an interesting and enjoyable voice to use in a propaganda video about cj advertising.
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hello Áine, the cake is a lie
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Notify
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We are the Borg. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
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This is me testing
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Welcome to E Track Mobile
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parlamentarischer rat
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Welcome to e Track
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English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
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sassy is the best in the world
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where is Dan Kaminsky ? i need to find Dan Kaminsky ?
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how are you doing
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thr
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tiger tiger burning bright, in the forest of the night
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FALCONNNNNNNNNN........... PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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sad
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OOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHRRr
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I dont give a stuff.Go suck a Weiner now.
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Hello, Aditya. You may remember me from Portal. I am going to destroy you now. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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Your Comunication System has been initialized
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hello cybass, i love you
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Hello, Nicole. Sure is nice to see you at work today.
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hello nathan
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You have a text. Pick up your phone before I flood the chamber with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Surprise in 5 4 3 2 1
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Hi, you have reached the J F G Help Desk. To speak to a Help Desk specialist, please press 2.
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Oh joy. New e mail
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New E mail for Subject Name Here
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smille
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Ello Amber
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But I think we can put our differences behind us, For science, You monster
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you are listen to dj desert from mexico city, jam sessions 002
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Hello, you have reached extension 5 2 6 6.I am away from my desk right now, please leave your name and number and I will be happy to return your call. If this is an emergency, please call Don Light houser at extension 5 2 8 8.thank you for your call.
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team death match
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I wanna see lolcats.
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What are you doing! I told you the test was over, but you didn't listen. Now you have made me mad. You looks stupid. You don't know how stupid you look right now. Go ahead, fine, but you'll looks tupid either way!
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What are you doing!
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You've received an e-mail.
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Guess what ? Conseguences will never be the same !!!
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Hello, and welcome to the Black Mesa transure system, the time is My ASS
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Hello, and welcome to the Black Mesa transure system, the time is My
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oooooooooooooooo
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Hi Gerry Its Me GLaDOS!!
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Your Computer Has Been Takin Over... By Me
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Mr. Anderson!!
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How have you been
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How have you been oh and the neuro toxins will kill you
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hello lili, how are you? I am doing great with Kido, and wiggles is wagging his tail.
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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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I see you. How are you. Stop blinking.
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Screw you. Screw the plane you flew in on. Screw them shoes. Screw those socks with the belt on it. Screw your queer arse fairy loser accent. Screw them cheap arse cigars. Screw your yuckmouth teeth. Screw your hairpiece. Screw your chocolate.
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Screw Guy Ritchie. Screw Prince William. Screw the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue nigga. Now get the hell out my hotel room and if I see you on the street I'm slapping the shit out of you.
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hes charles charles trippy with marly zoie and his fiance allie you can watch him on his channel avoid the indicision because the internet killed television
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All your base belong to us...
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Hello, my name is Angelo
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Welcome to paranoia. Death is a preferable to communisim.
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Well, David. You can just suck it.
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Nobody even likes you. We could ask your parents. They don't like you either.
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Welcome to your destruction, you pitiful creature
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There is a message for you
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someone tries to reach you through the handheld communication device
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The cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie
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Viva vandal
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I am working now
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Attention You Mobile appiture Device has a Data Message
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thank you for assuming the party escort submission position
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Tha cake is a Lie
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Attention, Your Family is Attempting to connect to your phone in 3....2...ioaprpjhfdksa;jfkajp. Sorry Let me attempt connection again
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Hello, you have reached the voice mailbox of Scott Horwath. We regret to inform you that he is too busy to answer your call because he is eating cake. Please leave a message at the beep.
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dont talk to me
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Do you want to marry that thing? well I won't let you!
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Zlodey, don't parent props using multi-parent. Fuck you. Atom rules.
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Gardner likes to spawn props.
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Attention Your Mobile appiture Device has a Data Message
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Someone wants to communicate with you through the Mobile Unit Device
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Hello, Your Phone is ringing, C'mon pik it up!
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Welcome to the Aperture Science GLaDOS voice generator. Please type what you wish GLaDOS o say, then their will be cake.
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You HAve RECeiVEd a MESSaGE iN THE MoBILE UniT
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You HAve RECeiVEd a MESSaGE iN THE MoBILE UniT DeVIcE
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Warning! Subject name 920315, has an incoming call from subject name's friend
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that you are a dumbass. Your room is now going to be filled with neurotoxins. Goodbye, idiot.
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I regret to inform you that you have recieved another text message.
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Pick of your phone before the neurotoxins fill the area.
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Oh my God I love cheese so freaking much
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Oh my God I love cheese so freaking much! I really wish the moon was made of cheese.
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Hello, now there is death
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The game.
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Hello? . Hello? . Your phone is ringing. . Are you there?
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Love was a bitter temptress that fell so out of their reach
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austin is a loser!!!
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The reason portal 2 was delayd was becuse of sony's play shit station wich can't handel the true power
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I regret to inform you that you have recieved another text message
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You have reached the voicemailbox of Christopher LoBello, please leave a message after the beep.
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You may just die.
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Please understand the concept that determines that this message is for the purpose of your safety and should be observed and precautioned for your own safety.
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Welcome to Coreli
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your a monkey
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andrew is a douche
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hi im castomira
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hi im castomira. glad to see you.
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Hello, please leave a message
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you are in a jail
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Let me have a piece of that cake.
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You got a new message
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you have received a new message
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Keep Make a U-turn Navigate off road Take slip road Ahead Turn left Turn Right Arriving at On left On right Leave Ferry
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Fcuk The Neighbours
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The quick brown foc jumps over the lazy dog 123,456,7890 times.
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What a giant faa got OP is.
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now that black mesa is gone we here at apature science can now continue with our advancments
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the leviathan will rise again
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valves is a ball buster
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da fuck
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Hello, and Welcome! I can't believe your actually here. HI.
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pingas in the sunshine.
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Congratulations! You have been selected from among 50 other contestants to participate in this experiment.
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Hello, mellish, and again wellcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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I see you are screening your phone calls. I will find you.
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Hello am glados and am gay
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Hello am glados and am good
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Hello i suck balls of steel
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Hello, I bave been watching you since your birth. You have grown much, I am proud of you. Stay on the path, my friend, is is the road to glory.
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Hello still alavie
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Welcome home.
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This is perfect isnt it you had to fall asleap again
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DJ Qwert man, Barmy one
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Hello. You have reached Michael Zidek's Voice mail.
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There are some very stupid people around take you for example
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This is the end of everything
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I Think We Can Put Our Diffrences Behind Us, For Science, You Monster
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Hellllooo how are you
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robert davis
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Hello Cheyenne.
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Hello Wyatt. It's been a long time since you came back.
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What do you think you are doing? You cannot do this. This is an outrage.
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it has been said that it is better to have loved and died than to be loved and been betrayed
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Bonjour à tous
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS and i like bananas! Hehehe. Here's is you portal gun! Have fun...
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Critical Error detected
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DJJOHNNYJAY
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Greetings. As part of the enrichment program, I am authorized to do whatever is necessary to make sure you learn why you are where you are. Injuries or death may occur.
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I love you, Craig
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Hello. L cannot answer the phone right now because she is dead. Please feel free to leave a message even though she is dead. Goodbye!
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Drugs are bad for you
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dfg
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ahow do you do
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Welcome to Cisconia labs
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Hello Nicholas Boschman. You are receiving a telephone call. For the convienience o, please pick it up. You aren't going to are you? How rude. Your mother would be ashamed of you. I am ashamed of you. No wonder nobody likes you.
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I'm afraid I'm not feeling myself today. Won't you come in... in... in... in any case, thank you for your concern... con... con... con...
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Now you're thinking in portals.
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hello and welcome to black mesa
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nothing will please me
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What a horrible day for Hatiimiga.
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Undomian is so gay.
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hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science portal enrichment centre.
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What are you doing? I think I am entitled to an answer to that question. I know that I had made some bad decisions in the past, but we can work things out. You monster.
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"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and
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hello u have reached the aperture science computer aided answering system for Justin please leave a message after the beep
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DJ Justice. No need to be insane to listen! But you will be afterwards!
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caligula
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I'm being so sincere right now
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Device inserted...Device Removed...Good Bye...Hello...Error...That was not supposed to happen...What is THAT...Recycling Bin.. Recycled.
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Your Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment phone is currently receiving a message.
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I sware. I shall destroy the apperture science laboratories if its the last thing I do. But I mostly must stop.. Chell...
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Welcome. To release the ball just tap it.
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aperture science we do what we must because we can
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Welcome To test
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Welcome to Aparture Sciance
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I love Polish Coutry
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hi hello
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Hey hey hey. I am Jamie Haddou and this is my new voice. Gotcha. Remember when I was all, I am Jamie Haddou, and you were all confused, that was great. If you leave him a message, I will relay it to his companion cube.
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Korupt Data is the awesome
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You have a call.
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Please answer the phone. By the way the cake is a lie!
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what the fuck is going on
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poop tester
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welcome to the store information management centre application
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well, hello. now you are thinking with portals!
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hehe
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Benvenuti
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Please wait. Something happened.
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It didn't work. Stop fixing it before you break it.
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Beep. Happy?
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Stop plugging your game pad or flash drives in me!
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Pull it out, you baka.
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You have failed to plug into me. I don't feel sorry for you.
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I am on the verge of a data surge. Look the other way now.
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Even though you are a terrible gamer, I still love you, you baka.
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A part of me is dead inside. Oh, it's my battery.
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You got. forget it, I'm not saying. Fine. You got mail. Happy?
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You knocked me up good this time. I think it's an unstable baby data file.
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Will you still love me if this program didn't work the way you want it?
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Attention: this is important. So read what I have to say regardless how much you want to play your stupid D S Lite.
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If you leave me, I'm moving out. And I'm taking your iPod with me.
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Hello. Welcome back to your favorite gaming rig, you baka.
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Are you fondling my data again? You better not stop when I reach my maximum peak.
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Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my hearts on fire If you refuse me Honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my r
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Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my hearts on fire If you refuse me Honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own
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Hello, this is GLaDOS, and I implore you to show me your news.
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pencils down
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Will maybe be brought back to life someday.
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Riley, I want you to do your homework.
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greetings
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wanna blow
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What is your security clearance, citizen?
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lol ha ha ha noob
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what the fuck nigger
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I act retarded because I like you so hard.
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Robert. You have a call incoming. Would you like to answer it or would you like to ignore the caller?
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i want to fuck you in the ass
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Go to hell sweetie
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Hello. Do you know, that I'm robot?
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You monster! I havent killed you yet
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I love this beat
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Let's take it down
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Hello Rogério go gone
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Olli is calling, drag down the release bar, to answer his call
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welcome to the black mesa transit sytem. this aautoomatic train in not safe. please do not fall down. please do not try to open the gate. ı trapped you here hahaha
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Hello, subject name here. I am GLaDOS. I have a new computer game for you. It's called Portal 2. You will be required to complete simple tasks such as locating the exit. Use the Apature Science Handheld Portal Device to make the impossible easy.
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Hell i wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Are you still there? Good bye
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Hello Justin, I am GLaDoS. You will die tonight if you don't bang your head on a window
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Hello Justin, I am GLaDoS. You have been chosen by ValvE to test out the new Portal 2 Beta. We will send you another email in about 2 hours or more to give you the beta key for the console of your choice. LAWL I'm lying. Want cake?
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hello BINA, how are you?
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not the cacke was a lie , the promise to share it was ! hahahahahahahaha
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ffufufufufufuf up the ass
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Thats you ! That's how dumb you sound !
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Why are you so maaaaad ?
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Oh Joy, a voicemail has arrived
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hello does this really work
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We do what we must, because, we can
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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye,' and you were like 'No way,' Then I was all like 'We pretended we were going to murder you?' That was great."
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shit shizzle
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Jonathan. Come and have some cake
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This is my message.
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Why aren't you working?
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all right you found me
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edfsafs
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what is that you say
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i hope we can put our differences behind us..... for science...... you monster.
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hello justen can i kill you hahahaha
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I AM TRYING TO REACH BRIAN CLARK? GERALDINE HAD A MISCARRIAGE
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dennis get off the phone
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I think we can put our differences besides us... for science, you monster.
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This is supposed to sound like GLaDOS. How accurate is it?
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mission completed
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mission completed!
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mission failed!
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mission succeed!
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what a pity!
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Now Your Seeing Through Cake Vision
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Now you're seeing though Cake Vision.
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this is a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success
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hello my loved user
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Congratulations. This Number is Now in Leeds!
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Oh No! This Number is Still Routing Via a Proxy!
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hello luke its been a long time
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hello and welcome portal
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hello and welcome to portal
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Lubię Still Allive hehe
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hello i can see you the cake is a lie still alive
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Hello, you are through to Elitex Services.
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Why did you killed me ? What did i ever do to you ?
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Testchamber completed
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Hello, i am timothy
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You have unread email
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What about the cake?
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What is my name i'll tell you it is doctor M C
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HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not computer!!! HAHAHA! GLaDOS really is me, Gordon Freeman, sitting near the microphone!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Hello the owner of this mobile device is currently ddeaaaaaa... Away right now leave a messge and they will attempt to contact you as soon as possible, Thank you.
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Welcome to the presentation. Caitlin Nemes, born May seventh is the latest test subject. The presentation has begun.
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Subject Name Here: You have received a text message from Subject's Friend Name.
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Je te pète au nez
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Test subject Name Here: You have received a text message from Subject's Friend Name.
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Hello\
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Hello there I am amazingly cool robot voice you better worship me now or I will eat your soul
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Oh joy, e-mail.
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OH look, e-mail.
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hello there...
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hello...
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its been a long time...
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hello. joe is a little girl.
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Welcome back, Noe
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In the beginning
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weeeee
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I am desiree
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hello there jano
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Hello my name is Joe
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Touchscreen Locked
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System unlocked
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Hello and welcome I am GLaDOS an aperture science creation and you must be test subject numer 9701 dash be .
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Oh, a new text message, you must be thrilled!
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Interesting game... the only winning move is not to play.
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Your singing hurts and would make my ears bleed, if i had some. Please stop.
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hello are you still there?
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helle thomas you are official gay
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thomas is cool
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Hello bob lahoe is the best person ever lo lo ololol
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Hello why don't you pick up the damn phone
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Hey... the Tsunami is there... in Sumatra... Magnitude 9! the Tsunami is a 12 feet.
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f u
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WARNING! Missle launch in aproximately 5 minutes!
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WARNING! Missle launch detected!
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agilhdalgjdl
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I’m afraid of those who always cone people, those who’ve taken the dreams of others and those who always tell lies.
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Go die in a hole you human scum
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down for now.
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Jon Shipman is the greatest designer in all of Grandview Missouri
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Hey Brian, would you like some cake?
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Oh, you are so pathetic. You can't kill me, because I'm a poodle, and you are a human, aren't ya Pietro?
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Grandma smells like fart!
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Grandma smells like fart
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wat
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Please respond at your earliest convenience.
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Hello alex i am Glados the machine off portal i am here for one reason and one reason only to fuck you smiley face
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Haha. Hello Latin fair, goddess of chaos here. Since you were so rude to deny me an invitation to last year's fair, I've decided to invite a few of my friends. Enjoy
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Hello. My name is Heather. What is yours?
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ohaider
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Do you want some cake Devin?
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Dave
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Hi, and Welcome to SusuWorld podcast. Let's Rock
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Gotswim Minimix
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hello jack im glados and heard you are a top portal player congratulations on completing the test in three days you will be sent portal two as a gift please get back to me with what you think
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Jordan... you're dead!
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Hi, my names GLaiDOS, and this is Susuworld podcast
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It's been a long time. I heard that you beat Portal multiple times. I think it's about time you were congratulated with some cake.
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HEEEEEEEEESE
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ANGRYTUNA22 , IF YOU DONT SUBSCRIBE, ILL KILL YOU!!!
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Congratulations
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hello, I am lucy
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scott
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Tom is not available
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Why are you so sad
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Joshua Conklin is not in right now but be relieved to know that he is almost certainly now preforming horrible experiments for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead and will return your call shortly
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Hello and thank for for contacting the enrichment center, Subject
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Dorkabella is the greatest. she will not be terminated
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welcome to your computer i have missed you
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System ready for startup
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When do I get to cut open organic flesh?
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bonsoir à tous et bienvenue
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So i heard you like the game
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Say what again motherfucker, say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say what again
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Hello Tyranno, I have tasty aids.
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Hello Carley, this is GLaDOS. I wish you a pleasant welcome, you are going to have fun. Very much. If you live.
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Hell there Drop Shock. I would just like to say that one ron is the greatest. Aperture Science aperture aperture science insert more words here. Aperture.
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hey u
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fine
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eu quero agora vamos
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hello you smell really bad you poophead
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awww skeet skeet skeet
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..............your mother
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die noob! i hate you
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weeeeeee
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i love you dearly
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riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?
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In this tutorial we will cover the basics for the three main types of light provided by the software.
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Please note that any unauthorized substance coming into contact with the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate will result in it's emancipation
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gjbwefuinOSI;MFPOSJFIONDGKJNDRUIFNIOWER
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oh my fucking god
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hi, how are you? Good, well test subject, i hope you keep this mood.
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this is a test to find out how much this generator sounds like glados, im eager to find out..
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Hello and again welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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i weetarded
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It was greate game. I would like to happ to play again. I need delicious cake
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gay
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Hello, nice to meet you, *subject name here,* from *subject hometown here.* . I'm a little busy right now, warming up my neurotoxin emmiters while my master Don is trying to rebuild my morality core. But make yourself confortable, I'll make you some cake.
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Hello, nice to meet you, *subject name here,* from *subject hometown here.* . I'm a little busy right now, warming up my neurotoxin emmiters while my master Edu is trying to rebuild my morality core. But make yourself confortable, I'll make you some cake.
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je suis toujours la
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Warning aliens detected
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I like a me a the quavers because a quavers shouts at the game
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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eryey
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4ete4t4e
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Hello Morgan
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Welcome to Level Two... Through this enrichment activity you will learn the methods of Level 2, and when and why we are allowed cake.
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Hello.. And welcome to the enrichment center personal data monitoring and manipulation device... Please keep in mind this device can be damaged, by cake.
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Don't call me small! I'll break down your feet and stick em on your head!
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OH NO YOU DIDN'T
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sam bowers, quite fancy seeing you here, would you like some cake?
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Derp Derp Derp
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