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You know Chell, nothing relly badly happening if you kill me. But you still want it sure? Would you stop when i say if you kill me you died too? Oh, not really..
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I'm going to kill you, and everyone of you!
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Welcome to the Enrichment Center, here you will try many tests till you die, but you should know it already, YOU KILLED ME.
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Here is your cake. Come on, take it. It yours.
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Salut je m'appelle Drago
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Hello my name is GLADoS
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Hello Chell.You monster
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Carbon 14, the story of the amazing element
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I'm amazed someone likes you enough to send you a text.
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Hello, little Human, today I will teach you some netiquettes, the etiquettte on the internet
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i got an idea, how about you die.
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Chell really does love to test
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Hello and good night
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My name is glados f you big boy today
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El mundo de S.M.A, Jess, Ignacio, Nisarga
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Welcome you are now logged onto Apertures ipod device. Remember you will be observed at all times to make shure you complete any test and keep within Apertures saftey guide lines
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oh else
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You will be killed immediately.
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Good day. Congratulations. You have successfully entered Aperture Labratories Humanoid Testing Facility. Please remember you are being monitored at all times. Please refrain from any unauthorized behavior or destruction of property.
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I think your cake melted...
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This is Gladys. It is the Creepiest Robot voice know to man, and i am the main antagonist from portal
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smell that? thats the smell of science!
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I'am Glados
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I hate you. I want you dead. This is GLADoS speaking. Remember what i said. You WILL die.
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May the odds be in your favor.
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Someone actually contacted you. How nice.
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Are you sure?
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I Love You!
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The Puzzle Creator (also known as Puzzle Maker or Editor) is a part of the Perpetual Testing Initiative in Portal 2, a DLC released on May 8th, 2012[1] allowing the creation of single-player test chambers within a simple in-game editor.[1]
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