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Snap back to reality, whoops there goes gravity, there goes sanity, and so you're so scared by me..... and now the world has stopped and so I'm trying to crop me... out of this picture
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You want to fight! I kill !
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the end of time
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I love you Betsabe
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the aperture science hand held portal device
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Did you really think, That I would make it that easy?
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Promise we're not lying. DA DA DA DA DA DA. C-N-N
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Did you really think, That I would make it THAT, easy?
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hahaha are you still there
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Oh hi, How are you holding up. Because i'm a potato
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Oh no. Please don't do that. You wouldn't like it. Not at all.
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G M Designs presents
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Hello, and again, welcome to the world.
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hello and again welcome to the apature science computer aided enrichment center
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hello meahan
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Mosorth
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Sean you stink, like a skunk.
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Please load the gageball into slot 2
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The key to a sucsessfully game is a Hat
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The key to a sucsessfully game
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hello skill
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zdechni pico
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an we all know how important it is
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Ryo headed out of his hou se. His wife sound asleep as he would noti ce the lack of cars across the street. Kno wing that cute young cat girl was home alone tonight. Knocking on her door to see if she was awake now. "yes,nya?" Smirks a bit as he welcom
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Ryo headed out of his hou se. His wife sound asleep a
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I am poo
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we have runout of cake
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Hello Marc how are you
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Hello test subject, and welcome to the Trinity facility!
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It is time to kick it up a notch.
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My name is Gideon Springer and i want to dominate the world
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What Jordan Wentzel Thinks About Abortion
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Hello there and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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you are so poopy I can smell you from here.
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Come here and let me use my bad ,smelly, green gas. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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happy bithday dio
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Hello Dr Fitzpatrick This is a test.
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That wasn't funny.
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this is m c honey bee
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JOEL IS A VIRGIN
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computer locked
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computer is locked
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logged off
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device
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logged on
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Hello fat mouse
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I like pie. And it's nice of you to give me some. Have a good night and sweet dreams.
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Si lo derrotamos me dejas matarlo
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Me dejas matarlo
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Please move quickly to the chamber lock. As prolonged exposure to pon, pon, pon, is not part of this test.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science experimental personal transportation module. Please keep your extraneous appedages within the vehicle at all times until you have reached your destination.
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Harimau
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The door is not handicap accessible
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Please stop insulting my friend Alex.
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Oh, hello there Claudra. I've heard many good things about you. We'll have fun working together. Shall we begin testing?
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Woah!That was amazing
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Oh, it's you, please go
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Well hello there friends, you are a bunch of assholes
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Hello there. I am coming to kill you. You don't have much time, do not dissapoint me.
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I will destroy my enemies.
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Hi my name is Mike
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Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any
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Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
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This is not bad
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You will be terminated innevitably.
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lets do this now sucker
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Good Evening, Steven...
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Hello. It's been a long time. I miss injecting you with stuff I found in the turrets. Why not bring back those days? I love so much!
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Help me help you not have your eardrums assimilated
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i am a pile of bleep
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Welcome to Aperture Science. Seeing as the test subject (also known as Jacob) is not here right now, leave your name and number after the beep.
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i like to eat tacos
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Jenni likes it in the pooper twice daily
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Welcome to first select UAE. if you know the extension of the person you like to speak to. Please enter it now. or press zero for operator
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Welcome to the main selection screen
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Enjoy your cake
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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle,Yeah!
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Welcome back Jake. It's been a loooong time.
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UPDATE
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GABEN
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Assembly
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this is dubbing panda
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Oh hello?
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I just want you to know that I am much better than Siri will ever think of being.
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Happy birthday to you, happy birtday to you, happy birthday dear Merten, happy birthday to you.
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I'll still alive
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Welcome to the Aperture science laboratory
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Welcome to my blog
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And here we are again. Thats always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice. And how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom, take it. Thats w
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And here we are again. Thats always such a pleasure.
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Hello Mya, how have you been? i have been really busy being dead, you know after you MURDERED ME!
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Hello my friend, how have you been? i have been really busy being dead, you know after you MURDERED ME!
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i,m glados
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The Gaming Mania
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Le saviez vous ? 110 % des con sont con.
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Thank you for calling Sales Central Support. Please provide your employee ID number now.
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This is GLaDOS. I will get you.
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HELLO GAVYN
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The perodic table is awsome. You should watch this! Or kira will eat your soul!
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I will eat your soul. And make you parents into stew and eat them! Yum! Yum!
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Hi Vincent, I can now speak like this. Isn't that cool?
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Jess, I hope you are doing well. You will be tested soon enough. The next trip you take in the elevator, may be your last. Have a nice day.
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enemies spotted
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So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a Potato!
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I love potatoes!
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fai shifo
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. Please don't make me hungry
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Bienvenido a Aperture Science
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I hope you dont mind... if i.... watch, you, ...do you?
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I hope you... don't mind if i.... watch you?
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Sciences School for the Hairy Obese Lethargic Entities, or ******** for short.
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Welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center
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hola, que tal estas
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hello my princes, I love you haha
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hello my princes, I love you.
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Hello, i have been expecting you.
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You see, I know what will happen. In the future I mean. I can see your death ... my death ... everyones death
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For the past 2 years I've secretly loved you
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hello you fool ie. thomas
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thomas is a fool!
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Hello Ian. How are you today?
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Many marine animals confuse trash for prey and eat them
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my name is glados do you need help?
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Why do you ask? Are you cheating on me? Would like to see my model upgrade?
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Chris you have a problem
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Hello, and welcome to Joseph's voicemail leave a message after the beep. If you don't you will be baked and then there will be cake.
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I'm sorry! The family living here has been replaced by autonomous robotic beings. Please leave a message.
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you got a Gmail
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Hello! Welcome back! How are you?
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hello are you ready?
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Thank you for Calling Commonwealth Associated! We are unable to take your call right now but if you would please leave your Name, Number and a brief message we will get back to you as soon as possible! Thank you and have a great day!
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Welcome to Trinity Game Club. Lets get to testing.
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I just lost the game. Oh well.
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haha!
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You are the most useless person in the world.
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Hello Trevor, I've been expecting you. Let's put our differences beside us... for science!
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Hannah, would you like some cake?
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Hello Scott. I thought I would let you know that your wife loves you. And the cake isn't a lie.
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You suck. Big Time!
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my name is spencer. i am awesome
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Hello Josh, How are you?
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I knew one day it would come, and you doubted me. Shame.
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I knew it would come back, and you doubted me. Shame.
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Attention
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hello jake, there was even going to be a party for you, a party where all your friends were invited except for the FACT THAT YOU DONT HAVE ANY FIRENDS
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hello jake, there was even going to be a party for you
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WHYY presents to you the documentary of the Barnes foundation.
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hello friend, I want to tell you that this is really fun
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Can you help me expand my land by sending me some Contracts?
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Area
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The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street.
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Hello angus
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You have received a new email message
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Zac Clem would you like some delicious cake?
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hello i'm here to kill you hahaha
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You're listening to Versono FM
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Derpy Hooves. I am coming for you.
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You're listening to Versono F M
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Steven, your phone is ringing so take a break from the tests and answer your phone. Trust me, you want to answer the phone if you would like some cake.
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Hello Versono Gaming Would you like some Delicious cake?
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This is GLaDOS speaking to you from dolphin's testing chamber, tune in to Versono F M for more awesome tunes.
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Why so sad Panda?
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This is GLaDOS speaking to you from dolphin's testing chamber, stay tuned for more awesome music...and delicious moist cake.
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Lets see
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Moose
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Are you ready to die? Because that's what will happen to you within a few seconds.
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can i borrow a xbox controller for 2 night too boost ans then i boost you
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I think you have psychological problems. These problems can easily be fixed with sexual intercourse and owning a restaurant.
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony Isn't the world a lovely place My Little Pony, My Little Pony Everywhere you go, a smiling face Running and skipping; merrily tripping Watching the morning unfold My Little Pony, My Little Pony What does the future hold?
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My Little Pony, My Little Ponping Watch
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Hello, Welcome to your worst nightmere!
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Hello, I am GLaDOS. Surely you have heard of me. There was once a woman who tried to get rid of me. But now I'm back.
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Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Matthew Lee. Please leave a message.
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this is glados, and this voice is fake. so ben shut your mouth and believe in your father.
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andrew likes little boys, that is why he dates shelby
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Hello There Idiot
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I have a question? Glados is your voice autotuned or real. please answer because Bejamin Ross of 1 Tiburan Ct, felton DE, wants to know. So if you have the answer, come tell him in person at the aformentioned address.
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GMX_pros bed of awesomeness
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table off topic
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you must be kidding me
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Helo Lance. Are you ready to test? I am. I am going to hug you. And you're going to like it. It will be stank jiggly man love. And you will like it. LOVE IT.,
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Hey babe are you free tonight?
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broski
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Hey babe!
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Hello there, Adam and Al. Are you prepared for your tests? Let's see if you really are Horsemen. These tests will test you physically and mentally, I hope you're prepared. Let the testing begin.
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good job. in fact you did so well that I am going to put on a celebration, starting now. woo hoo. hurrah hurrah. celebration, celebration, celebration. I think that that was enough.
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All hail Lord Satan, king of the world, ruler of the earth.
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battery level critical
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driver connection detected
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This is a test....you monster
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Orange
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Suck my dique
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Nate, I will kill you with Neuro toxin. Have a nice day.
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DJ POWER UP. IN THE MIX
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DJ BAby Bee Hottest dj around
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Welcome to Machina Cybernetics
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