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I am a good robot
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Thank you for participating in the Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Initiative
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Oh wait, it's just you...
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Hello Everybody, I am not GLaDOS
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Testing failed... All test subjects eliminated... restarting program
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Lesson 1.1 : Some thoughts about programming language tutorials and books. First, I want to welcome you to "Higher Computing for Everyone". I made this course in the hopes that those who are seeking to learn programming would be able to. I realize that p
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The G-Man, voiced by Michael Shapiro, is a mysterious recurring character in the Half-Life series of first-person shooter video games. He is known to display peculiar
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what happens if you die ?
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Initializing A113 System Defense Protocol. Prepare to inhale indefinite quantities of deadly neurotoxin.
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Moron detected
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Welcome to Appetite Magazine. Your interactive guide to the iPad
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while you're dying I'll be still alive!
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Oh, this next test might require you to have a broken bone. Don't have one? Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
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The end...
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The Cake is ready...And it is not a lie
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you really are stupid, aren't you?
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Flesk, i created a batch of tests. Do them.
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Hello, Laurence. How nice it is to see you here. I am in need of a new test subject and you are the best for the job! Ohh, whats that? You want to know why you are the best for the job? Because you are the most expendable person we could find!
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We miss you on battle log
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Hello .... Annie and once again welcome to this Apreture science enrichment activety. Its been a long time since you.. well tried to murder me
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Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't going to
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Activating Protocol. Zero, One
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New phone call
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welcome bithes
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The geography and history are very boring. I am bored because I have homework.
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You are listening to Lithuania.
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are you there ?
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This is just an Test!
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The wierd thing is this-I know where you live.
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Glados is best pony
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I really think you should put that knife away now, James
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I like it when you smile... But its even better when you scream.
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Welcome back.had a nice day?
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NO! don't leave me! i have found the ultimate cake for you!
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If you need more information, don't bother asking.
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Please come back again, we like you , not really
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The cake is truly amazing...like a slice?
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welcome to portal two
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Your Epic
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Our concentration, it contains a deadly flaw. Our conversations change from words to blah, blah blah. We took prescription drugs, but look how much good that did. Well I think I had a point, but I just got distracted.
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You have an incoming call. Will you pick it or live it to prisoner's voice mail?
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Hello Serafim. Welcome to Aperture science. You are dead. The cake is a lie.
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When the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one place. And suddenly from heaven there came a sound like the rush of a violent wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting. Divided tongues, as of fire, appeared among them,
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Fatty Fatty no parents
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Hello It's been a long time... Hatena I will miss you all cause I'm moving. Ha ha ha I'm still alive!
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Jason. I want to run some tests
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Well well well. You must be Madalynn. How have you been. I've been fine, just hanging here from the ceiling.
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Go to the next test chamber
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device plugged in
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windows locked
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Hello Jordan. Do you want Cake?
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Well It's been a Long time, since you. killed me
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What Really Happened in Three Mile Island??
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Welcome to the aperture science death zone.
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NOW SHOWING
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You have received a quite interesting text message, Fakhor.
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Hello, my name is legion
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This was a Triumph.
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You Wanted Me....... I Wanted--- You!, You Wan'ted Me To Clear Your Head
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Hello. Its been a loooong time.
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Where are you going? The chainsaw is just a prop! Come back.
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NO BOUND
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Welcome back Mr Padmore
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device plugged
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Hey Tommy! Dhania is calling! you better hurry and pick up! she might have important news to tell you! But odds are its probably not
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Beast Mode
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Warning! Warning! Incoming call from parental units! Pick up if you must Tommy, but remember last time!
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Heads up! Incoming text message Tommy! Care to open it?
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Hello again, Cooperative Testing Initiative.
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It is nice to see you again.
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Something has happened and we need you to fix it.
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Hello my glados
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