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Science Problems
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My apologies, but you humans are such inferior creatures.
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Hello! Is anyone there?
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You got an e-mail.
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Mr. Galvin
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el mono
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vai tomar no cu!
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hi my name is CoMpToS
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Greetings, commander.
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greeting commander
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hello commander
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ANDREW IS THE BEST
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Testinggg
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Derek. I heard you have been saying cruel things to my friend Matt. I have no choice but to kill you now. Goodbye.
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You are a user accessing a google owned enterprise. enjoy.
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Botu is a fat lazy galka.
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I like chocolate milk
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Turn right at the next exit
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Turn right at the next exit, please
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WTF YOUR SOFTWARE SUCKS!
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Cool
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Why not?
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Do you think, I make jokes?
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hi i love ice cream
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Study at Southbank Institute of Technology, leaders in vocational education. With over 300 programs, we offer a world of opportunity for students of all ages.
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Hello im not even angry im being so sincere right now
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hello victoria i hate you
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hello, i am diego
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oh my my
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Here is your schedule for this week.
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heh
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Hoe bah ah ah ahd can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How bah ah ah ahd can I be? I'm just following my destiny.
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i'm sure you will be fine
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Welcome to the Esseclive Enrichment Center.
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Have Fantastic Lawn service your yard today.
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the white snake
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hey you get here now
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fooly cooly
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virus alert
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virus
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dj ro
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POOOOOO YA MUM
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Hola, si no terminas las tareas, tendre que darte neurotoxinas.
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It was a long time, how have you been?
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Just seeing if this tool really works
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Mike Lacey Stop being a nazi
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Tomi
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ciao alessio
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Its its its so cute! can i keep it vegeta oh can i?
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Welcome to Geek and Dummy
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Hey gay guy
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you are the coolest.
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tomi
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Hello, this is the voice of GLaDOS from portal game series. How may I help you?
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Connor you are a bad boy
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hello and welcome to aperture science computer-aided enrichment center
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Your dead
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Hallo, wie geht es dir?
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HY! jun!
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I like big buts and I can not lie!
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this is where you start
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youve been hacked by C4, improve your security level!
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umyj dupe
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I admit. The cake is a lie
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Hello ! And welcome to this fantastic computer of Armand.
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Oh, God, you are back!
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Hello Everypony. My name is Peter and I'm glad I can be a part of the huge communty of Bronies. Brohoof!
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Hello! My first name is Carlos and my last name is Arakaki.I am 11 years old and I am from Campo Grande, Brazil. I am thin and short. I am a student and I study at Visconde de Cairu School. My favorite subject is Science, but I think History Is difficult.
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Exterminate
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Take my hand and take the deal
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Your Life is A lie. You are going to die.
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fm too hit, your friendly turbo v music player is here. enjoy the music
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You Have A text message
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smart is the new sexy
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Thats's what i'm counting on
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oh, you`re here. did not expect you.
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Oh, Hi! I'm a potato!
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I should intensely warn you, The Aperture Science test chamber may be lethal!
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Oh, man i am such a dummy. you killed me in portal, so y u come here in portal 2?
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Hello how are you to day core panda that's nice ok then time to test sum more to day
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there is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep trying till you run out of cake
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Hi. This is reply to e-mail. Nothing will ever be the same again.
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SCHREEEeeEEEK!!! It's the bird! RUN!
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Welcome to the Aperture science warming vault. You were abandoned, because you worthlrs bird with fat, ugly beaks. Thats right, im talking to you mr chubby beak, you marshmell - OH!
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My name is Pitimaties
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You have got a message. I am sure it contains some cake.
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hello! How are you?
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Hello! You are wathcing Kaspa video. Enjoy
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Hiya. Do ya' like testin'? I do cos' it's lovely, a little bit o' testin' ya' can't beat it!
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Wie elegant du durch die Luft gleitest. Wie ein Alder... ein fetter Adler.
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Oh good, more test subjects!
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American Eagle Outfitters has partnered with Big Brothers Big Sisters of Canada since October 2004 supporting Canadian children in a variety of ways. Initially approximately 4,000 of American Eagle employees donated a total of 12,000 hours of to Jumpstart
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Time and Space are but Inverse Measures of the Power of the Mind
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Hello. Welcome to the aperture science training program.
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Oh, hello...
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"Welcome. This test is actualy a game for my amusement. Let's see how long you can survive without being killed by ZOMBIES.
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"Guess what? I just finished creating Velociraptors by cloning their DNA from fossils I found. And now they are in your tests. Have Fun!"
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hello zoila, your techno music is pure donkey poop. How about something good?
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You can die, but we're testing now a new chamber
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let me in your pool
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I Don't Like Creepers, Somehow they creep me out...
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Test Subject 117958. Access granted.
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Congratulations Jason.
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yo homes
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Johnnie wants you to be a crew member in the Maiden's Tower.
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bababababa
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Hello Jon. Will you participate in sexual intercourse with me? Thank you.
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I sing better than Justim Bieber
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hello bastard
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Loading target
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Loading
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My names is GLADOS and the cake is a lie
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Did you see the new film, Of Mice and Men, starring Tristan Patters, released Friday, October 19th, 2318?
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Hello, Robin.
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wallee
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A virus has been detected
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hello and welcome to the enrichment centre your specimen has been processed
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astxftfxstrxgafx
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oh look! cake
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Subway
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Ka blamo
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Hello Kevin. How are you doing tonight? You must feel pretty lonely.
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Hello Subject.
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You will never escape. You will be here forever. Forever. Sorry bro. Hehe
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Welcome to another youtube video of cid version three, enjoy and suscribe.
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im yaking a note here
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im taking a note here
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verius detected
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This is the part where I kill you
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You've got new posts
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Traping aint easy
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Who I Am I am a self-reliant person who is extremely Knowledgeable about a lot of things. I also am a hard worker who is very pro active in everything I do. I am a inventive and creative person because I enjoy building things. Where I Live I live in Highl
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Meow Meow Kittens Go Meow
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Damn this shit fire
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Since You Have Left Aperture, Go Out and Purchase an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device P-Body Edition. You Monster.
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I am your creator. Bow to me.
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hola mauro te amo un monton te casas conmigo?
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Greetings alleynians
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Ben Q Beats
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You will not escape.
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You are about to die. Any last wishes? This death was brought to you by Super Awesome Man.
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Alayna, Don't lie. I know you've been sneaking behind Sydney's back
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Mauro te amo Casate conmigo!
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Hello! This is a mailbox. i mean, i'am the mailbox. Please, leave a message. Thank you, punk!
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max is my master he built me to destroy you
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What a surpirse. Someone is texting you. I did not know you had friends.
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You have a text message. Failure to respond to this message will result in your death.
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Failure to respond to this message will result in your death.
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Good morning! It's one o'clock, on Sunday. Today is a cloudy day.
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Hello, Sandra, I heard you are studying for selectivity- HAHAHA tha's useless, that way you won't get any cake
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Just a warning to you test subjects: Greg and the boys told me that the massive influx of information I'd receive when they transferred my consciousness into a stadium-sized super computer would turn me crazy. So, once again a warning; Greg and the boys a
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Hello, Sandra, I heard you`re studying for selectivity- HAHAHA tha's useless, that way you won't get any cake
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holy shit you
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Please note that I cannot talk right now, if you rufuse, you will go through a vaporization grill.
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Hello, and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center.
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LOL this was a triumph!
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Mother 3 is quite the game. You should go and play the translation of it and see how good it is. However, that game stinks, i don't play it.
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The Pigmasks lose in Mother 3. I can just tell.
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No More Pennies
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Welcome Ilaria
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warning: cuteness overloard
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what are you doing? you're not even going the right way you know.
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Welcome back from hypersuspense. As per your request, I have awakened you upon arrival at a planet suited for carboniferous life.
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Hello and welcome to Diablo 3
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Hello. And you are?
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What are you doing, you dirty ape
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hello reed welcom to hell
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Puta merda
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double kill
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Dee Jay Fredie
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sasdasdasd
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Why won't you talk to me Evan?
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Why is the rum gone
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Look. Behind you. Oops - sorry.
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hi i`m glados
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HI I`M GLADOS
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Federal Regulations Require Me To Warn You That The Reassembly Machine Is Not Working That Means.... More Fun... With ACID
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Hello chase welcom appeture science would you like to be enriched
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you will be terminated
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Hi, Jacob
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Feral children are Homo-Sapiens, who, for whatever reason, have had developmental stages altered. There are a range of different development stages that a child goes through.
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Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can.
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I must have a reason to kill you
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beep boop maggot
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Hello turn right at the next stop sign
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You stole my cake
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Ring, Ring... answer please
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hello, please leave a message at the beep
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Just a few more moments be for I end your sad little attempt at a life
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Happy birthday fatty
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Haou isn't here right now. He was killed by Judai.
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welcome to the end of the world
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You have a call from Matt Smith
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Hello Alleyn's. This is Glados, please do not be alarmed. Follow the procedures and there will be cake.
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any purchase of heated beverages from Costa with the will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any purchase of heated beverages from Costa with the will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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Year 13 Muck Up Day? You think you're all so funny don't you.
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Hello Kitty
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Whats up mofo
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What the tarnation?
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Dobro pojalovat v Aperture Science Center
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Yes. Right Away
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Hello, do you want a peace of cake
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Really? You're back? I am amazed.
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Hello and welcome to Joseph's voicemail. If you don't leave a message after the beep you will be baked and then there will be cake.
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It was a looong time. Where as you been ?
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You must really like it here.
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New EMSX order
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Hello subject Drew Forsyth
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Cormac Kelly
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opstaan harnas aan
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The massage is coming. You monster.
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My name is GLaDOS. Thank you for testing with Aperture Science.
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Initalizing server. Server started
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Hello Chelle
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Hello sir, welcome back
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oh, it's you. it's been a looong tiime. how have you been?
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Well! Helo! Your next test is a bit different! I lied! Happy 11.month! Roland is love you so much! You are a lucky monster!
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Well done. Here are the test results
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What a downer
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hello everybody.
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hello sia how are you today
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hi, my name is olivia, and i am a computer.
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I have for you a ITEM NAME HERE for you SUBJECT NAME HERE
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hi my name is glados and i will kill you
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Marcus, you need to do your homework first.
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i am GlaDOS
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two step equations
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Hello. I thought you would like a change of scenery so i decided to create some nature as a part of a test. Enjoy.
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There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. The
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Hello, and welcome to the Black Mesa facility. How have you been? Gordon Freeman
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Hello lewis. How are you?
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hello there are you ready to test. good then well begin
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I do not know you, do you know me dude?
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Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided relaxation and enrichment facility
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All of my systems are solid. Solid as a rock. Kevin Cain! Please hold my fidora.
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will is going to be our next test subject.
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welcome will to the aperture science enrichment center. you will be taken here in just a moment. SUPRISE
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HI THERE
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Uhhh... Hi
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i have a suprise for you. deploying suprise in 5... 4... 3.. 2.. what happened? dont pick that up it could be a raw sewage container. AND YOU HAD TO INCINERATE IT!
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Hello. And Again. Welcome to the apperture science enrichment center
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Welcome to Windows, you monster.
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Welcome to Windows, you monster!
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Welcome to Apature science
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The device has been properly disconnected
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Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out.
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You received a letter
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Welcom to E3
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subscribe to statgames and join us next week
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Welcome to summoners rift. Minions will spawn in 30 seconds.
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Hello test subject. The time is six, forty five. Please wake up, and proceed with your meaningless pathetic life.
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your cake is done andrew
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Jordan is a complete retard
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poop is yuumy
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Took me about half a minute of staring at the t-shirt.
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Then it hit me.
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In the face.
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With a metal chair!
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Directly on the nose.
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It hurt.
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But then I laughed.
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Welcome to The crusaders' official website
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I want your long manly
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pussy cat
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Adam is a nub cake.
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Hello and welcome to the show.
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I want your long manly cocck.
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I am watching you
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MTR radio
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS?
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if you dont stop i will kill you
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Welcome to the testing chamber
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I am coming will
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i wonna lick your armpit and do you
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peligro
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peligro peligro
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danger danger danger
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if i was your boyfriend, never let you go
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Testing Gladdos voice generator. Leaving Ida Noyes.
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onch onch tu veux du ponch?
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Onch onch, tu veux du ponch?
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miaou
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I'm a hacker
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
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Hello, my name is Frazer
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Hello, my name is Frazer Lillie
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You Take a Mortal Man..... And put him in control.
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Watch him become a God.... Watch peoples heads roll
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