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It is your birthday! What would you like for a present?
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Incase of implosion, look directly at implosion.
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Hello and welcome to the Aper... Oh, Chell, it's you. Want to test again?
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Hello, Chell...
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Appropriate response noted
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Chambers. Test 1 will begin in a few seconds.
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Hello Bryan, you inferior and weak little human....
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That was fun. That video made me want to remove my processor.
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Hi, the cake is a lie
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Hello there person, I'm going to eat you now.
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Hello, it has been a while, have you rested? Good. It is time to test, then.
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So joni you claim to be the only girl in the world but that is completly untrue there are around 1 million others
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this is a recorded mesege... hello... apature science laboratorys invites you to sine up for free testing. when the testing is over there will be a party... with cake.
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i never heard of Jessica Sanchez having so many votes, but i did hear that she almost got out.
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The person you are calling is currently to busy with beeing awesome. Please try again later.
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New message from Carla
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. No contact with the dance floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Chamber 1 is the room for beginners like you. Let's see how you do.
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Hello Aperture Science Museum My Name Is A Glados And I Come Back Test
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maybe you should marry that thing sence you love it so much.
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Well, it looks like the new robot kitty showed up!
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Well done android. Congradulations, was it worth it?
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa - THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
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Hello Tails! I am your worse Nightmare!
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Okay, your second worst nightmare!
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Get prepared to get tested with lots, and lots, of fangirls! Yo RogerDelmar! What's Up? I'm just testing Tails. No!! Please Don't turn me into a Potato! Fine!
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Hello Moron. How was space? I bet it was boring and cold. You deserve it you know? For putting me in a potato. And trying to kill Chell. I hope you are having fun being an android now.
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Hello Storm, Its been a long time.
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I like space!
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I prefer to text
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Executing.
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walk forward and then stop
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health level low
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Hello. My name is Glados. I thought you were not coming back chell. Do not make me kill you
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heavy damage detected
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the only thing you menaged to break so far, was my heart.
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go to hell brandon. I hate you. please, die in a hole.
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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third.
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That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou
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two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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hello, my name is GLaDOS and welcome to aperture.
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Oh,i didn't see you there,maybe i give you cake...after this test,Let's get this done.
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User indentified. Access granted.
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Initializing core features and deploying autorun.
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Welcome to apeture science industries. here you will be put through a series of test and puzzles. what for you ask? a cake. a delicous cake
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science computer aided enrichment center. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin testing proper.
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Calza, i wil kill you. the cake is a lie
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Calza, i wil kill you. the cake is a lie and you are stupid
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Hello, and welcome to the Minecraft enrichment center!
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John Walker
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Incoming Message: Contacting John Walker on line one
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For science. You monster:
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Draw a circle, that's the Earth. Draw a circle, that's the Earth. Draw a circle, that's the Earth. I am Hetalia.
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