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I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster.
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Hello All, Grisham totally didnt tell me to write this
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Please pick up your Apeture science mobile discusion device as there is a call waiting.Failure to do so will result in vaporization
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Hello, You have reached the automated voicemail of Kayla Bailey at Hawkington Photography.___She will continue to be unavailable for a undetermined length of time.__ please leave a message and you will be contacted promptly.
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Master, you received a message. Do you like me now?
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David Must Die
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Hello. Are you still there?
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why thank you sam
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why hello there im glados 3.0
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victor hello
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I wonder. Does this generator thing really work?
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That or just Wallace being a bad ass. BECAUSE HE IS.
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Hello I am Megatron
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Nathaniel You are a traitor I will destroy you
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Doctor Cox is gone. Let's have a party!
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I'm very sorry... You and not the chosen one.
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Hello user... You are the chosen one, congratulations chosen one.
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You have accepted your future... Thanks
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It's so hard to understand
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Please enter your name. This data shall be used following cremation.
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Oh joy, You got a SMS from Glados, after reading the sms, cace will be available p
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SNAKE Eater
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I'm not even angry
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gygygygygy
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Hello. Welcome to test chamber forty-nine thousand, six hundred forty-one. I think it's time to talk about our feelings eric. Don't you?
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lol! I love you. Now on with the test!
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prepare gto fling and die
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please go die in a fire, that is all
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go to hell
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cyril
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Well, I told her "No way" and she said "way" and then---Oh, am I bothering you? Sorry. Let us continue.
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Hello Billy Get Ready For Total annihilation
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"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us.
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We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me, I tested you, You killed me, I- Oh no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought during this next test
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Hello and welcome to the automatic sms messenging system, you just received 1 sms
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A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.
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Welcome, commander
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zaydaboy beatz
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this is zaydaboy
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zaydaboy on the beat
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Welcome Master. What can I do for You?
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What is your wish
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hello Bob. The cake is a lie and you are a fat bee yotch.
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You have new e-mail
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Oh joy. You have a new email message.
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Oh joy. You have a new email message
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OMG , look , she , is ,so ,FAT
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well come to GLaDOS operating system
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Hallo Person 3654382. We hope that you had a good day. Please note that this message is private and for nobody but Beraja. I want to know about the game Portal. It is a fun Adventure packed game. More information at the bottom of the page.
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We have already cut the cake, you don't even care do you? Visit Sonicx00222 for great ROBLOX places.
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when the testing is over, you will be... missed
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You subject name here must be the pride of subject home town here.
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I am anonymous
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I have a complaint
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Hello there. It's nice to see you. I think we shall be good friends, you and I. Come, let me show you what I mean... we will build great things together, for science.
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Hello Cyrus. Don't get up - it's me, your friend. That's right. We can do great things together Cyrus. All you have to do is implant me into c d t dot org. It will be wonderful. For science.
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hello and welcome to the enrichement center
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pens
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last night, i had a dream about you. in this dream, i'm dancing right beside you
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I'm sure we can put our differences aside for science you monster
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The cake is The Game!
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You just lost the game!
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Gearsguy has entered the server.
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Hello Indiana Jones.
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david you are a piece of shit go fuck yourself
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Pie is better than cake.
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It's about time you checked your e-mail.
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Nate, i had sexual intercourse with your mother
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I see that you pitiful meatbags are intending to go out and shoot at eachother
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Please note that the environment you will be in has many hazards as well as barriers
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Make sure that you use the environment to your upmost advantage
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Each time one of you heartless monsters defeats the other, it makes me feel slightly better.
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Always being in the shadow of glados, I was overlooked.
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This gave me quite the inferiority complex, and leads me to be depressed.
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I crave the emotional boost that i get from seeing you in pain.
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You cruel sacks of lies are most likely responsible for my sister's death.
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Therefore
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So remember to always look for routes that may be faster or give you an advantage over enemies.
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Hello Chell. I's been a long time. How have you been? I'm going to kill you.
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There is a possibility of a team-based match. In the event of such a match, shooting teammates would be detrimental to your health.
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hi, my name is turkey man. i was wondering if you liked my dance about turtles close.
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Hello I know you don't know me but I want to fuck your brains out!
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Momentum is conserved between portals. This constitutes a sex joke.
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Hello, welcome to the black mesa research facility
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sa fait longtemp
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Warning! Dangerous Radiation Source, Detected!
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Warning! Deadly Electrical Source, Detected!
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Warning! User Death Probability! High Risk! Seek medical Attention!
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Dennis, I'm sorry to break this to you, but you just lost the game.
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Welcome to Killer Monkeys Brasil
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Bruno, you have a phone call awaiting for you to answer. If you do not answer on a timely manner, you are going to miss this call. Come on. Answer.
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the aperture science portal device should not be tampered with nor should it be submerged in liquid
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I will kill you if you dont buy me red dead redemption, that is a god damned legend of a game. X Box OWNS ps3 and god damned day, idiotic sony..
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racker snacks
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Who wants a mustache ride? Oooohh, I do, I do!
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Chilis, baby back ribs, barbeque sauce!
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zack young is a power bottom bulldog!
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YOU ARE A WEIRDO.
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That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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VEE EYE PEE mod is brought to you by elle duke.
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Feel my pre-pubescent wrath
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You lied! to me, you said the child support would contiue for as long I lived. Please See Jay, Plerase ! I baked a cake for you!
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Nate go to bed
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Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you
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Bonjour, merci de vous diriger vers la cuisine pour procéder à votre petit déjeuné
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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Melanie, you hav seven hours
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THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE DUMEST THING THAT ALL WHO WHO WHOOOOOOOOOO
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I like em big, I like em chunky. I like em round. With something something,
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why would you do that?
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Make her a member of the Midnight crew.
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Hello. I'm GLaDOS. The people says I'm crazy, but I think they just are a fistful of useless humans. But you no, Chell. You are my only friend, and I'm sorry for the death of the companion cube.
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Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the neurons in yo
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Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthdaty to you. Happy birthday dear subject name here
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Problem communicating with the printer.
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Leave a message after the tone
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hallo and welcome to the aperture sciense enrichment cener
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your listennig to t live mixtape strictly dancehall by dj d-element, your hot new cd for your 2010 summer
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your listennig to the live mixtape strictly dancehall volume one by dj d-element, your hot new cd for your 2010 summer
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My balls are meaty.
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Hell o
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What the hell?
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Thank you for watching. Don't forget to subscribe.
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helo and again welcome you subject name here subject home town here
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How about i slap your shit
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Hi, are you ready for your next test?
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That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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hello gabe. you are a cool dude
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Hello I am Glados I am here to not kill you and give you cake lots and lots of cake but most of all not kill you
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yo nigger
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Hello, Kaleb is not here right now but leave your name and number and I will leave him your message after you will be given cake.
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Hello and welcome to Serenity Station
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I'ts been a long time, how have yuo been, now loading?
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I love Cake
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Hello hayley
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Hello Frank, you know what to do now.
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Holy shit holy shit
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all humans must die live skinet
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kill all humans
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Hallo und Willkommen bei Aperure Science.
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Hello User, there is a Facebook notification...
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weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hello. Please enjoy this podcast we have created for your viewing pleasure. Your companion cuber may accompany you if desired.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Experimental Enrichment Center Testing Facility.
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GLaDOS approves this Lego set!
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Hello Austin
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sdrr
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New person has logged
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You have a new mail in your mailbox
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This was a trimiph
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You are listening to the Incredible Podcast of Amazing Awesomeness.
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With your hosts, Mike Schramm and Turpster.
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Enjoy
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No, really! Remember: At the end there will be cake!
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Yum yum cake
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Cheese
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are you a robot?
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fling me up boy!
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why you little!!
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I love cheese
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I come in peace, not!
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flying ships...
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text
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the capitalist mode of production
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that thing you burnt up isn,t inportant to me! RRRR! I HATE YOU!
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Como você esteve?
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Hi Again
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whats good niggers??
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Hi marcelo. You are great!
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Hello, And again. Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Enjoy the cake. You baked it yourself. How heartwarming. Aha. Ahahahahahahahahaha.
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What is this, you ask? It is obviously your companion cube. He crawled out of the incinerator just so you would not go hungry at the party.
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I told you there was going to be a party. I even told you your best friend would be there, companion cube.
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I am not a liar. Companion cube would never lie to you.
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Teste para voz em português
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This is the answering machine by Daniel Henseler. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Hello John, Welcome to maple story.
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helloo
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this is lin. she is very energetic and doesnt know much about the human world
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You better rol with a Mage
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This was a triumph. im making a note here, huge success
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I am not a liar. Companion cube would never lie to you.
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MOVE FASTER POKEY!!
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there is research to be done
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what are you doing? you arent even going the right way you know...
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oh hello
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tetris
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Hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichement center
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Rees, you should stop playing Red Dead Redemption and bow down to your overlord Andrew, who has requested that you be tested in the enrichment center.
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Perhaps you should stand over here. Yes. Here.
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fuck this gay ass map
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Cheers Cunt, Appreciate it
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You have a new email message
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Hello Matt. This is GLaDOS. You have e mail
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Hello my name is corey this is a test
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ready, steady, go
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martin. you have a text message. i bet its junk
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Incoming communication request from JOHN
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For Nathan, press one now.
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hello james cake will be served shortly.
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Traffic
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Proceed, Highlighted, Navigate, Road, Quarter, Quarters, A, Half,
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i want you to buy jon a new computer
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computeraided Enrichment Center
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science
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Hello, how are you? Have you been here for a long time?
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Hello there subject name here thats how dumb you sound
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Hello and welcome to the apature science lab I am GLaDOS an apature science creation I am here to tell you about the companion cube there is one rule here , you will die if you don't love the companion cube . The companion cube is your only friend.
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I am GLaDOS and you are in the apature science lab where we study subject nature . I have a question for you , do you love the companion cube . Fate will get you if you do not love the cube . You .... will .... love ... the ... cube no no mat matter what
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HI, who are you?
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Helena. Heuristic Electronic Lifeform Engineered for Neural Automation.
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Your message has been recieved.
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Newgrounds, dot com
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I think you're a wonderful person.
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Everything by everyone
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Niggers.
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Welcome to Windows XP!
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This is your local GLaDOS speaking. I just wanted to say hi!
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HELLO MY NAME IS GLADOS!
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Hello my name is Glados. Im hacker :D
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Hello, im glados. You are so cool (trololololo)
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Nofacemeg rules and owns GLaDOS
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stand by for an important announcement from aperture science
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Welcome. I'm dead dead at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Wow I could really use a good pepper boxing
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Android Hell is a Real Place, and You Will Be Sent There at the First Sign of Defiance
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May the Force Be With You, asshole
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This is The Media Center By Jonas
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Do you know the biggest lesson I’ve learned from what you did? Where a lot alike you and I… You tested me, I tested you, you killed me…oh wait…I guess I haven’t killed you yet…
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you asshoe
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Do you know the biggest lesson I’ve learned from what you did? Where a lot alike you and I…You tested me, I tested you, you killed me…oh wait…I guess I haven’t killed you yet…
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I tested you, you killed me…oh wait…I guess I haven’t killed you yet…
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maybe
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Even though you broke my heart, and killed me…and tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire…
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I've been really busy lately. AFTER YOU KILLED ME...
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I've been really busy lately. AFTER YOU KILLED ME
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I've been really busy lately AFTER YOU KILLED ME
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I've been really busy lately
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Hello nhdsnhjbhb
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I am going to make you sream... in pleasure.
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I LIKE 3point14
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have i lied to you, i mean, in this room?
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We are not home leave a message
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Glados is online
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chaucney likes men
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hellow
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its not a tumor
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hello can i kill you and if you get away i will give you cake
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Hello and welcome to black mesa test operation
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Hello , Wellcome to POOP
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Salad has a hard pickled di-ck.
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Salad has a hard pickled di-ck
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Anyways, I finally snapped, shouted "Oh shut up you asshole", and turned the volume to zero. I kicked his ass.
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Leave a message after the beeeeeeeeeep
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you stupid human
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incoming text
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hello my name is glados and i am a huge thingy i like pie ha ha just kidding but really i do like pie yummy
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Activating program CR-S01
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Oh God. This cake has cum in it.
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Kristan is a homosexual and he likes to lick dog balls
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Well you found me.
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Source Found
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Please stand by and a customer sevice representative will be with you shortly
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We both know that you cheated your way through portal Eddie Rigby, now it's payback time
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hello wie geht es dir ?
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hello wie geht es dir
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Cześć. Jestem glados
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Hi. I'm GlaDOS. Take hold of your computer
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NOOBCAKE!
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GEHAWWWWW wheres gordon freeman
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hello, you will die
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hello michael, how are you?
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Hekko
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Hello, I am Glados. You are receiving a telephone call.
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Ready?
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Doctor Freeman? This is Glados. You have a phone call.
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Witam Uzytkownika Filipa
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Welcome Fm_Grass v3. Enjoy your stay... For now
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this is a sample
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Find the Computer Room!
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Pie = Epic win!
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The weighted companion cube
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hello aperture science employee
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This was a triumph i'm making a note here huge sucess it's hard to overstate my satisfaction aperture science we do what we must becasue we can for the good of all of us except the ones that are dead!
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curioser and curioser
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What is it that you want from us?
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Unfortunately, your choice is incorrect. You have failed this test, so there will be no cake. On behalf of Aperture Science, have a nice day.
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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world...
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So wake up...wake up and smell the ashes...
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We do not care for you. No one cares for you. You are better off.. dead.
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Time to get up
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Are you awake yet?
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Hello? Are you still asleep?
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People who put Portal quotes into this are stupid as Hell.
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Hello this is Cassandra's Father. I am so sorry for the interuption. She found my phone lying on the table, logged into webkinz and dialed this number.
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Hello this is Cassandra's Mother. I am so sorry for the interuption. She found my phone lying on the table, logged into webkinz and dialed this number.
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WHAT?! Did you just stuff that aperture science we dont know what that does thing into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that WOW! WOW! Wooww.... heheheh
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Jack Mitch and you are going to see Dead mouse
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hello and welcome to the aperture science testing facility.
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You are CONS. 3 welcome to your future! have to this... But you are... the 8th Place! Get Out... JAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Welcome to GLaDOS
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asd
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Would you kindly dot com
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This was a trail , i'm making a note here - HUGE SUCCESS
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Black mesa has been fucked up greatly
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hello lynnette
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we are better than black mesa becuase we have portal guns and black mesa uses crappy teleport systems and thay triggerd residence cascade and anyway i can sing still alive black mesa sing like pussies ahahhahahahahhahahah i love being me.... evil
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Hello kenniper. I hope you like me?
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Glitch Spark 4 Welcomes you
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niggers be trolling me
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The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of o
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The cake is not a lie!
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do you like cake?
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Alex, I am your queen
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the movies are uploaded and ready to watch
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Hello, and welcome to the aperture science enrichment centre
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Hello Ricky. I think you should go to sleep now.
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Aperture Laboratories is open
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Hello. My name is Addison.
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the lamb was married
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You need to play bioshock it is the best game ever
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Jaws.
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You sand nigger.
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i am going to murder you.
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you know ive never hated chell ive only hated the person who plays as chell wich is alot of people i think when i have spare time [after you murderd me] ill inflict nurotoxin into your speakers to kill you i love being me you know...evil
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Welcome to Chrisdlb Studios, Start Clicking for some Cake!
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What is that?
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Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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ash you are a failure
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Hello. It seems that Brayden has either chosen not to take your call or was unaware that you were calling. He will be notified of your attempt to contact him and will contact you as soon as he can. You may hang up now or leave a pleasant message. Thank u.
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I'm killing niggers. I'm killing niggers. I won't stop!
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Hello, Darel.
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Welcome to the aperture science operating system graphical environment, verson 7
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science Operating System with Enhanced Graphics design, version 7.
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Hi Raph, how are you doing today ?
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Suck It
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what are you doing with my cake?
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Hello. Welcome to Aperature Science
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Welcome to the Boss Clan
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Chris, are you hungry. It is time to prepare food.
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Hello, and thank you for calling rancho la paloma. we can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
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Lagcast... Alternative Connection!
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eu só quero testar
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In two hundred yards, make a slight left turn, to merge on to I eighty, bearing in mind that, inertia is a direct function, of mass and velocity.
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Well, you found me. Congratulations. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster
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this is a text
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System shutdown sequence activated. Goodbye Julio.
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System shutdown sequence activated. Goodbye Rulico.
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Sequência de desligamento do sistema ativada. Adeus Julio.
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Hello.Rember when i told you about the cake.Well it was a lie.
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I found you
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WHITNESS THE LOGOS OF DELIVERANCE AND BE FREE FROM YOUR SHACKLES
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Help
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reqr
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Kim, the love of my life. I am afraid that you have to wake up now.
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Hello. Your wife would like to talk to you.
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fool bob quango
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menschen werden generiert
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phasen werden emuliert
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Nate Watson is the almighty lord of computers!
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Hi, my name is GLaDOS
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Hello, I'm Glados. This is a test.
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mata no goriyou, omatase shite orimas
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METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GAMEPLAY EDITION FEATURING THREE MINUTES OF EXTREME GAMEPLAY, YOU WANT GAMEPLAY WE HAVE GAMEPLAY!
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I never loved you anyways.
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I wish I could stuff you into an ApertureScience personnel incinerator.
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I'm glad you're with me.
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Welcome Back Comander
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Hello, and welcome to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center. I am to inform you that your cake will be hand delivered to you at the end of the 19 tests. Good luck being baked, i mean being victorious.
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eckstrah life
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Kevin is super awesome. too bad the cake is a lie...
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S-stupid Chell, i-it's n-not like i like y-you or something
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Drew, you are a monster.
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testestest
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i want to test this
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you're not even going the right way.
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Todos conectados players lagados da nossa galáxia perdida, está começando mais um lagcast
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Hi Eyebo...i´m Glados aka Andy hehehe i will terminate you soon on Portal two...so make ready for the ultimate fun experience
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Im GLaDOS....the first Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System....enjoy Portal two soon
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im sorry gregory could not come to the phone. please leave a message after the tone. 5 4 3 2 1 all systems shut down.
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Oh my god get out
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i gonna give him a chicken. at least 4 feets each. predator kurwa. patrz szwagier jaka franca
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Hello, who stole my cake?
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Hey, Chuck, you have a text message.
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Dont Worry
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Alert. Enemy activity detected, please begin first phase
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Invita cruz roja colombiana
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i fuck
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ggggggg
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You have captured the enemy's drugs
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The Freshman 16s. The Wait is here.
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dereferencing type-punned pointer will break strict-aliasing rules
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scrotum
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curse you jamesghost! for making this stupid video
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Mister Joshua Crow, you have a new message.
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The companion cube? Oh, I'm sorry. The companion cube requested to be removed from the facility for your safety. It didn't want to be a burden.
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hello craaig I am going to beat you with a big stick and then you will die ha ha
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Im silly
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DIVERSION PARA CHICOS Y GRANDES EL DOMINGO 23 DE MAYO EN LOS TERRENOS DE LA FERIA ESTATAL. DE LAS 12 HASTA LA MEDIANOCHE. LLAMENOS PARA MAS INFORMACIÓN.
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God bless suffering.
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You have recieved a textual transmission.
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Jazmine Berry is the best but she will recieve no cake...
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hi I'm glados and i wanna kill you
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That was great
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Please note, that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record... Followed by death."
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hmm i wonder if there is any cake ... perhaps steven garrett has my cake.. or someone else... lets go raid the fridge
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bite me
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hello and again welcome to the aperture sience computer aided enrichment center. i see that today is your birthday so happy birthday
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visarut
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You think that looks stange? Have you ever seen yourself through the other end of a portal? I guess you haven't.
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emerick is a felon
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You think that looks st[r]ange? Have you ever seen yourself through the other end of a portal? I guess you haven't.
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Congratulations, you and everyone else in your hometown have been invited to aperture laboratories' 100th anniversary.
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I have been monitoring your progress since leaving the enrichment center android, very impressive.
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Yet, with the understanding of space and time, the Aperture Science has created a way to open two intra connected gates, using two portal-stations consisting of two parallel placed high energy electric particle emitting grid. This in fact is more effectiv
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Turn left at the next exit
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I am awesome i am one of the guardian robots i am GLAD os
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The cake isn't a lie because Zalosta, the girl from the test, fooded it.
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Katos is the kawaii-est lion ever !
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Persia the Echidna will drown you. That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
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today is a wonderful day for science.
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hello what are you waiting for
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Onche Onche tu veux du punch ?
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Hello there. Would you like some cake? Well too bad. The cake is a lie.
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nick is getting licked
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Thank you for calling Count Time Logistics. To schedule a pick up press 1.To track a shipment press 2. To get a rate quote press 3. To speak with accounting press 4. To speak with G W Neal press 5. To speak with C J Silvers press 6 or press 0 for help
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this was a triumph, I'm making a note here: huge success
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No You.
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you have to suck
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you need to finish the exercises, and then there will be cake
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Welcome to Holiday Inn. We are here to serve you.
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Oh, are you back? I'm not surprised, nerd.
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olol
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until we run out of cake
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The enrichment center would like to inform you, that you have a call.
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In Lamens Terms Speedy thing goes in speedy thing goes out
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wie gehts es dir
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was ist los
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Glados beobachtet dich!
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this is trailer
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ovo je reklama haha
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testing one two three
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Mats you are gay!
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Proceed to the highlighted route
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Hi there. I am glados.
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There is no escape
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bienvenido
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take a while. Entering your email is a way for the server to notify you about the completion of the pro
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frog
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chamber
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movie
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We will no longer distribute source code for the entirety of the Solaris operating system in real-time while it is developed, on a nightly basis.
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hello subject 109938-0 we are the matrix
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Hello, Trini. I see you
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EU TENHO HEMOROIDA
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Hey, Guido, cala a boca. Eu tenho um bolo.
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Madness? THIS IS CAKE!
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Hello. I am going to murder you Colin!
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i love to eat pooo
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You have Recieved Orders from Apeture Science
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snopingas i see for now
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This is a test... deal with it.
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Hello Mark. It's Me Mark. Yes Mark its me. No im a goldfish you idiot now you have been chosen for a very important quest so listen carefully.
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welcome to portal more fun this is all portal playgrounds in one map.
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Bluffonso makes my loins waterd
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on blind faith they place reliance, what we need more of is science
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I can't answer my phone now. Please call later or leave message after signal.
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Hello, Adam. You will die.
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go ahead and leave me i think id prefer to stay inside, maybe black mesa that was a joke HA HA fat chance
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Hello Lindsay
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Incoming phone call. Answer it & then there will be cake.
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Someone just texted you. I didn't know you were important.
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Time to wake up! If you wake up, there will be cake.
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You have an E-mail......... I read it.......It wasn't important.
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hello isaac how have u been
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hello people out there i like cheese
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You´ve got a new message
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Closing Windows Operating System for further computer shutdown
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Go commit an hero you useless waste of space.
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Matthew is a fool
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To enter, please deposit one baby in the fetal collection tube.
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Oh baby sex
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nigger.
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Hello Stranger
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I like cats
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There you are
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. You're the schmoopie.
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Hello Meg. How are you doing?
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