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Taylor High School Computer Science Contest.
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Please avert your eyes from the man on the ground. He is not of public concern. He will be collected shortly.
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There Really Was A Cake!
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If you are calling about the $60 you were promised, it's in the room marked incinerator. All other calls please proceed to the next test.
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If you are calling about the sixty dollars you were promised, it's in the room marked incinerator. All other calls please proceed to the next test.
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hello, and hello to aperture science.
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Here We Go
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probando uno dos
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I am stupid
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The following statement is true....the previous statement is a lie.
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Solucionando problemas en el software, gracias por su espera, Aperture Science agradece su colaboracion
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hello my name is glados. this is a test for the glados text to speak program.
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What? Who is that? Oh it's just you, you psychotic, mute, lunatic. I didn't think you'd be back since Valve can't count to three. Well now that you're here, let's do some testing, shall we?
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violence and hunger
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I'm like a bird, and lame in any way.
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Test text the texting testing.
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Glados government infrastructure AI
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This test is preceded by a presentation about zombies. Prepare yourselves.
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Thank you for your attention. Cake will NOT be provided. Have a good day.
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Imagine a world without
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You are so beautiful to me. Now test!
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I lied about the cake. So Ha. Ha. Ha.
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And now you_are-reading this in the sound of my voice.
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This is a test of this program. If it works correctly, it should sound right.
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. I am the Genetic Life and Disk Operating System.
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Can we return either of them if they chose not to do it?
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Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock, as prolonged exposure to the button is not part of this test.
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Later there will be cake.
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welcome back.
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today we will be testing repetitive motion
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Hakkuna Matata
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Are you achin for some bacon?
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