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Rarity is best pony.
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Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
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Luna rules, Celestia drools.
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See that part of you that jiggles? I didn't notice that easily.Thats also because all of you jiggles too.
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This room contain errors
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Ghost Poet
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I wish tyty, rich, and rare were GENS. Because they helped and inspired so much people!
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Hello Ian, How are you?
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Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds.
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I guess we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster.
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Do you know what my life used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. It was a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.
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an arsenal of musical weaponry
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Alert! This is the Mass Notification System. There is an emergency situation. Do not evacuate the building! Stay in your current location! Stay tuned for further instructions.
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To the north is a dimly lit forest with large trees all around
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One particularly large tree with some low branches stands here.
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You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.
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You are a vivid dreamer. I bet that's from the fat cocooning you like a caterpillar. We were all disappointed when you didn't come out a butterfly
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Hello and welcome to the cumputer aided enrichment center where all well, testing is done
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I clearly need to get more international friends.
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Sam is a boss
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In a parallel universe, the Minecraft world is no longer one, lone person. The land is populated with people from all around, and demand for cubes is much higher. CUBE Incorporated, a large monopoly, solves this problem by sending their cube products ever
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These Strikes are wrong while negotiations are still going on
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U Es Bee Recognized Darryl!
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Battery Level Low!
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damage
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I'm Jonathan Harris
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Hello, welcome to Red Dot, you are now and admin. You will be subjected to a series of tests.
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Air drying food is the proses of drying food such as fish by letting it dry in the air. The food wont have harmful bacteria because they need water to grow and air drying food removes the food.
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There has been an Error, Generated on the system,
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I am greg. I am a douche who does not know java and does not like science
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Hello, why are you here
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Welcome to the P H 1120 Examination Number 3 Please be seated in alternating chairs and do not speak to anyone during the exam.
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Welcome to the P H 1120 Examination Number 3 Please be seated in alternating chairs and do not speak to anyone during the exam. The handsome proctors stationed throughout the room are designed to answer any objective questions you may have about the exam.
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If at any point you feel any of the following side effects, please inform one of your proctors. Dizziness, light-headedness, Panic, or death. The proctors are not equipped to aid you in these symptoms but will take note and inform the administration.
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Welcome to The Mine Crashers. Please remain seated until the griefing has started. Then, feel free to run around and scream like a little girl.
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Deejay ParaMADic... All night long.
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Welcome back, Leslie or should I say Robert or better I'll just say Campbell's since your both decided to get married, Congratulations. Now back to testing.
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please go NOW! or i will kill you with spikes...
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hi. how are you today? because im a potato. PotaTOS to be exact... * clap clap clap* oh good! i see my slow clap processer made it in here... *clap clap clap* oh good, i see thats still working.
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Welcome to Shradiel's channel, I hope you enjoy everything. Goodbye now, I need to help an idiot access some of the videos...
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Access granted.
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Please refrain from cutting the cake.
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Deadly neurotoxin detected.
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Shigellosis
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the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard.
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What is the meaning of your name?
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it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
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The resources in the middle east include oil, water, and several others.
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Hello there. You must be Areeb. I've read your file, and it says here that you love playing portal-related games. I find that suspicious. Now I feel sorry for you, because I can't let you play Portal 2 with your brother. Oh well, goodbye for now!
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A message from Aperture Science, this message is urgent that we have to interrupt this video. It has been confirmed that-
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go you will need to fix the genorator before it explodes
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you are not a good person
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The fuck is you're problem?
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Why hello john, How are you?
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Sometimes i feel like stabbing, it does get a little unbearable
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I hear you have an issue with Nitroglycerin-enhanced cakes?
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naa mean
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Hello, i have much to say with little time, first off, the cake is not a lie, it was simply eaten by all the other test subjects before you, second, there is only one companion cube, the same one was used repeatedly, third, no time
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Hello? Yes, this is dog
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green is not a creative color!
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hello there. i have contacted you to inform you of this dire situation. sit down, because this is heavy. like, seriously dude. green is not a creative color. i know, right. oh well.. to make you feel better-POTATO.
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Hello Gabe. It's your turn to test.
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No. We're not allowed to use dyes, that's against the rules.
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Don't. Don't use the dye, that's CHEATING! Don't use the dye!
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I think so too
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Perfect. Please proceed to the next area for additional testing.
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The next test is impossible.
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Glados is the best
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Hello. I am GlaDOS. Oh shit! How did you get here!
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Hello, David. The Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you are receiving a phone call.
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This is a Cloud Bass Media Podcast
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friendship is magic
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Hola Soy Glados
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Troll Haha my name is to
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Ha ha ha that is totaly hilarious
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Hello I want to kill you. I hate you. You are a monster
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Attention, you have received one new electronic message.
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DJ FREEZE
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Hello Stewart, now do I sound like Glados?
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Test chamber completed, continue testing
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Are you an idiot?
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Amazing art style
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I am a NINJA
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I am a NINJA, I hide in the Shadows
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ya ma
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I am a NINJA, I hide in the Shadows and before you know it BAAAAAAAM!!!
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hello, i'm glados and I fuck you.
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Wheatly is a great, Morron!
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You are a bunch of noobs, love Rob.
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Pat Donaldson Supports Open Door Policy
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hello my name is Glados
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cute my dog!
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You are Vignesh. You are the prodigy.
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hello do u like the lemons ? me i hate that
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Why would you want to do that
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you're going to die because your life is a lie and nobody loves you
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HELLO HOW ARE YOU
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Welcome back to your daily life
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go ahead brake it i don't care
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I like you allot
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hello bren
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Welcome to Aperture Science Something Center. I hate this job.
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Welcome to Aperture Science Enrichment Center,Demoman. Oh wait... You are drunk? Sorry.
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Do you like waffles?
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The Enrichment Center would like to wish you wish you a happy birthday Keith.
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You're angry aren't you? Not that I care, I just thought I'd ask
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I hope we can put our differences aside for science you monster
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Have you ever wondered when you'd become famous? Answer: Never.
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I can't a Running
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Hello user
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The user is available.
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hello and welcome to aperture enrichment center
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Help I'm a bug
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Until next time.
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Target Applied
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toad
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Hello Wiktor this men cant speek with you
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You carbon-based organism. Prepare to be exterminated
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Patrice, i want you to now im going to take you shopping then im spitting at your face.
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Weep not, child, Weep not, my darling, With these kisses let me remove your tears, The ravening clouds shall not long be victorious, They shall not long possess the sky, they devour the stars only in apparition, Jupiter shall emerge, be patient, watch aga
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I like peanut butter. Peanut butter is good.
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We caught up with the Oscar-winner to talk all things Titanic. With the re-release of the film in 3D, Kate Winslet dishes on her memories of the shoot 15 years earlier. "I remember everything," she says. "Everything. Down to specific details... what my
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mi nomre es glados tengo una prima que se llama siri
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Im a stupid translator
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I Am God
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Eat my GLaDOS MAX you a mini hobo in the zain lane!
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dansig
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this next test involves... well you are about to see.
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hey robby what server are you guys on??
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Please, test this sentence!
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ai se eu te pego ai ai se eu te pego viu
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oi pessoas aqui que fala e lucaskoba
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Then come on down to doctor tams family health center
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Welcome! We have finished our analysis and are now ready to begin testing. Please move towards the pedestal and pick up the Aperature Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Hello vole. Would you like a vole snack?
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hello august i am glados dont worry but you might die because i farted
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the cake is mine you cant have any
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hi, i am you best friend, and now i kill you
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Now the plant
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Arian is very awesome.
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Threat has been detected.
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Threat detected.
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I would suggest a 9 iron. You have chosen: Driver. Is this correct? You have selected: Yes. I would recommend: Feather Touch. You have chosen: Power swing.
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Hi i am GLaDOS, a celphon, if you dont answer the call i will destroy you
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since the dawn of time mankind has never understood science
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Aimbot Activated
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Because Im GLaDOS I Know That Zelda Doesn't Love King.
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