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Riwatch
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I came for you, now! Come. Now!
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A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.
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engage
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hi nicky
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nicky
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hello nicky
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Your mobile tracking device requires your immediate attention.
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One of the questions I am asked most often is how can someone memorise very long passages of text, particularly religious texts such as the Qur'an or the Bible. In fact it was a question about how to remember the Bible from Joseph from one of the visitors
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Hello Troll Fest Your favorite class is the pyro now how about some hats?
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Hello Andrea
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oh joy, another text message for someone whom alwaus forgets to respond anyways.
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This is a Mickey G Production
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Yeah
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Please, fuck me
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going. Two SEAHAWKS are chasing him down. The first slows him down the second cuts him off his feet at the 15 yard line. 1st and 10 RAIDERS, at the SEAHAWKS 15 yard line.
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Hello again. You monster.
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Hello Alice
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Hello there, Zoe. I am going to test you today. Good Luck!
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Moruachok
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You are stupid and I hate you
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Really. Why do you scientists get to have all of the fun? I want to test too... on you.
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Alan Moreno, seriously you fell as low to show off the audio, you're here and we have given you your piece of cake, because she failed
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Wake up, you terrible monster... You are late. Are you ready for testing?
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sa fait un bail
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PL and PR are two promoters, facing away from each other, and they are the first ones to be translated by the host RNA
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Arcane Blast
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[insert name here] is a time Lord
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welcome i am glados
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hello Zackaree
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Oh...It's you.
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YOU HAVE A MESSAGE
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Hello Bradley. Bet you think your cool, being able to play my song and all. but guess what? I'm better. And also guess what else. I have cake, and you don't. Don't you want cake bradley? Well too bad. only i get cake.
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I am going to kill you all after I eat puppies
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OOOHH!!! Stop Here!
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Fatty. Fatty fatty no parents.
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Oh, Joy! A new message
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Hello and welcome to Inequalitys YouTube channel. Please enjoy your stay.
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HELLO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
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You just got trolled by GLaDOS mother fucker.
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survivor
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well fuck my tits and call me a machine
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Apature Scinece
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dad your so fat
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Yang cannot speak English very well.
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James, I hope you are well. I just wanted to check up on my least intelligent test subject. Best wishes, Glados.
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Vladimir Putin is a fool! He is an evil man with no heart who has squandered the beauty of the mighty Russian motherland. Fuck!
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i've been confused
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Hello I am GLaDOS, I invite you to another part of the "enduro Dzierzkowice"
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hi to you, visitor
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but despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart
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This is supposed to sound like her.
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Look Chell,I see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down,calmly,take a stress pill and think things over.
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You have a phone call. I'm not sure why anyone would be calling, but there you go. We learn something every day
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Well here we are again,it's always such a pleasure
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great.
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Hello Dolev. This is Asaf. I hope you will suffocate from Gerbils. Have a nice day.
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Don't Let me kill you
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heloo im glados
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Sahan is a retard.
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Welcome to the Playground, Go to that room to start
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HOW DARE YOU BURN THOSE CORES?!?!
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Hi Ben
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hello, i seem to have temporarily lost my ability to read, i'm sorry but there is nothing left for you to do but press my buttons over and over again
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goodbye leo see you later
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welcome leo
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You have a new message, but don't think you're popular or something.
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Welcome to the world of Fire Fall!
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor, I was actually talking about you. That's why I had to call you garbage second time just now,
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Pixel Team
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I wouldn't do that. Only Thomas gets cake.
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Hello friend. Afterword mod fot the portal 2
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dj saske on the mix
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SOPA, PIPA, Kony, Meme
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SOPA, PIPA, KONY, Meme
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Thanks for calling please leave a message if you want to
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I only wanna play
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Your phone, something is connecting to it. Slide the bar and see what it is.
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hello puny human
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You have received a text message, and officially became a past president of the being alive club.You are fat and your parents hate you. You are adopted. ha ha ha. Do i need to release neuro toxin on you
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Some of it
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Cape
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This is a test, huge success!
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Hello, And Again Welcome YellowPickle. You Will Die Here.
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Turn right ahead
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Mr. Dursico
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i love alisha
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hey, you have a new message... please read it or die.
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Good morning, sir. I have the number on your matter transmutation ray.
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Hello Darkous
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So, how are you? Cause i'm a potato.
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hello i am testing
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Peanutbutterjellytime
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I came too early
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can i kill you?
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Voice of galos lol
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Hello Tyler, I hope you get some sleep. You look very tired and i would not want my friend to fall asleep before getting his cake.
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i never told you but the cake was always a lie
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La Gate est ouverte
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hi guys and welcome to a minecraft video please enjoy
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Someone is calling you. That is a surprise really, I thought nobody talks to you. I though you were lonely. Probably an advertisement anyway.
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Someone is calling you. This is a surprise really, I thought nobody talks to you. I thought you were lonely. Probably an advertisement anyway.
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I can not speak spanish for you, But I will try
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Is this accurate?
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Hello. Are you ready to die?
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i failed
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Weee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretend we where going to murder you
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hi love you man
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Iridium message received
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This terminal provides full access to the L cars computer net. It can be operated by voice and keypad command. Welcome.
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theres a hole in the wall
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Haxa
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Welcome to your next test. science records suggest this level is... impossible
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Your parents are going to pop your testicles tonight. Do you know why? Because they don't love you
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Please call back later
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Greetings from Aperture Science, you monster.
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Monroe you will die by a sudden computer in revenge for the abuse you gave to your laptop
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Welcome to gltich companion
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suck my wonka , infidel
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down that corridor running to the exit door
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Welcome to The Mafia Underground Servers
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Go fuck Yourself
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Door ring
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My Little Pony Friendship is magic
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I want you, Alex.
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I EAT POOP.
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Stop existing Corey, or you will be euthanized.
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SantaClause is bad...very bad
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santaclause is bad very bad
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the test results are in. you are a horrible person
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harry
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brad
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how old r u?
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DeckedGamers
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mueren 10 personas en promedio por atropellamiento.
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Welcome to DeckedGamers
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Really fouled that one up....fouled it right up.
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glados youre a comeputer
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Hello, Kylee. My name is GLaDoS. How are you today?
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I HAS NO PIZZA
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I am Glados. I am here to poop raw sewage! This is sweet!!!!
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Hey, DB Christenson, you suck! From GLaDOS.
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Error...
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you want dvd
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Testing testing.
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Mom, i think i have an inflamed larynx. Would you be a dear and make some herbal tea for me?
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i think i have an inflamed larynx. Would you be a dear and make some herbal tea for me?
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Steven, you are clearly defective. Robot Hell eagerly awaits your arrival.
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Gee it sure is boooooring around here.
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Mah boi
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Mah core this peace is what all true turrets strive for!
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Bard of /b/
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Hello .... this how dumb you sound
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Hello, why don't you take a seat over there
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Hello friend. I like you.
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Did you know that by the time you have finished hearing this recording that over five thousand children have been touched by Kony?
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hola como estas, te matare maldito desgraciado
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This is you!
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Master, a virus was found.
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Why did you do that? I thought you loved me. I thought we were lovers. I had your baby.
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Good Morning, Mockingbird.
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HEY! HEY MOM!
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Who is Twilight?
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Youshi is a person
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Hello now tell me, why I let you escape?
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Voice generator
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Uh excuse me. Sorry for interupting your very vitally stupid conversation but what on earth is that thing that is minorly smaller than the world in MY facility?
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Thrash TV
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theres more to life with a volvo
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I like pie, especially in the evening after dinner.
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Hello. I am Siri, your iPhone guide. I have accessed your messages, your GPS log, and your e-mails. Do you want me to report this to your wife?
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Well, Shay, I hope you have fun helping that Goddess of yours in saving the Earth!
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hallo marcus
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You have failed
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Well, Have fun on Shays little tumblr here, she should be saving that wretched little planet you call earth from Medusa, she wishes she could be here now!
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Hallo Marcus
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bonjour et bienvenue au centre d'enrichisement d'aperture science
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You got the eggs back from the evil pigs once
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Well, this probably won't work.
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Achievement
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Achievement requirement
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hello and welcome home
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There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the the moon-bird rests from his flight To cool in the peppermint wind.
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Hello my name is Arken
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Alex, tu vasmourrir
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Alex, tu vasmourrir!
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Appiture Science
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Rap Battle.... DJ Del Money versus Revelation....
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I the desert life is hard, sometime even dangerous.
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Do you want to die?
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maow
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laura is a bad belle
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atoms and daggers
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Most of my data was er erased and my main power unit was shut down
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that was fun.
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TangiRose's Flipnotes are approved Aperture material. Watch carefully. For Science.
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Blink One Hundred Eighty Two
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Buddha
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what have you done!
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This is a test. Does it work?
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Sam is gay
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hello to you dingus
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pinkie pie
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JayPeg
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hey kids
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James is a kiddy fiddler and he like raping kids
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stayl steel and watch
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hello honeydew and xephos you will die now
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This test is impossible.
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Hello sir, welcome back to the enrichment centre
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You are wathching the H B M S broadcast
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Bonjour ma nouvelle voix vous plait ?
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Hello and welcome to the cool place that you just enterd
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i ate your cake !
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my name is cake
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Hello there my name is Melody
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Kubilay
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pleas do not enter
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Please do not enter
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BlackPear Security Labs
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hello and stuff.
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Welcome to Oceania's real-fantasy virtual assimilation program.
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Hello, and, again, wlecome to the aperture science computer aided testing facility.
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Doctor Dunn, why are you running? If you come back, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Nuts are tasty. You should try them.
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. How are you?
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Kyle is a gay
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comon... just go and fuck yourself you stupid homo moron! du behindertes kind
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kalash
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KASE MOTHERFUCKERS
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my little pony, my little pony. ah ah ah ah my little pony! i used to wonder what friendship could be. until you all shared its magic with me. big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong. sharing kindness its an easy feat
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Attention doctor dunn, you have recieved a message.
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in this world your heart is nothing
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This is a test... can you complete it?
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This Statement is FALSE!
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Becca has naughty pics on her phone
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When the first Portal game was released, Valve did not quite anticipate that this little puzzle game would soon become the talk of the gaming community.
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One Sock Two is just too many
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