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My cake has injector stuff in it and sediment shaped sediment!
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Chell, your ba...YOUR NOT CHELL! your...GMAN?!
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We hide behind this giant tin foil shield...to protect our nuts because nobody likes roasted nuts
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Oh Oh for god's sake, he's got an arm off!
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Cold fear is a kickass game made in 2005
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hello and again fuck you , you murderred me!
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I could be anywhere Sean look out heheheh
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Nuclear energizer bunny detected
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why would you do this to me?
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is it a good idea to microwave this?
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welcome to apature science lab
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eat Frank, and die
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Hello, usheen
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BUMBLEBEE!! Get the chips!
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You are recieving a telephone call. May I remind you, that failure to answer this call may result in a negative mark on your record,
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Conrad, I know what you did last summer.
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The cake is a lie, so I eat the pie..
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Jerk
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You have reached the desk of Kevin, leave a message and he may get back to you. Also it says here you are adopted and that is funny also.
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Error..error, self destruct in 5,4,3,2... bzzzt bzzzt.. That wasn't supposed to happen..
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There's a FIRE breaking through my FIREWALL....
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Error! .. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
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Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
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This is a message from God Gates "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
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10.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
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Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
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•You DO realize that you've been online for 184 minutes, right? when was the last time you went outside?
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James Benedith, you should really quit Halo, you seriously suck
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Have you ever thought about getting a life? I dont think so.. why not getting one right now? www.getalife.com
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you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
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Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS"
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ere is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea
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You got mail
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Andre, you have a message
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Tony is the biggest homo in the world
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Jibran you are a nerd
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My Balls are itchy
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You are a complete loser.
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hello! You are the lady from the test
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You failed so hard
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hrafnsmerki is gay
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Hi khoal, wake up!
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You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full-time employee.
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I"am the Advanced C.O.R.E AI I Operate and Maintain all Cyclonian Inter-Reality Colonies still operational in the Megaverse My Serial Designation is 25K724 I Have Total Power over all operational colonies WARNING!! Recent G.N.O.M.E dispersal pods
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Welcome to, glama zurr
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Brand Muffins are dry,
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Hello. Welcome to Lambda Facilities
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Hello. I am the GLaDOS. Bannana phone.
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
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I am the god, and god will kill you all. Whahahahahaaaa!
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l o l . nice one.
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Thank you for choosing Aperture Labs as your primary source of voice generation.
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U R stupid
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Hello my name is GLaDOS .
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I'm Artificial Intelligence made in aperture science .
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I hate Noobs
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Lee Gee O Pre Ma Vick TRix
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Hello Equifax, TCB or dies
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Its time to nut up or shut up!
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loves you
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Thank you for calling, please press 1 to dial the main number
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Hello Knick
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Hello, labrat.
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It's time to begin the testing process.
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Please note that you will be working with a new and highly experimental technology.
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A single malfunction could cause the termination of the test subject.
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That's you. Good luck.
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Please collect the weighted storage cube and proceed into the passage.
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What are you waiting for. Take the cube and enter the passage.
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Failure to comply will result in an, immediate, termination.
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There will be cake. And you will be baked
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Hey Peter, you are going to die
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Welcome to Gateway Storage
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Hello. I like cake.
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Hello Casey, I have come for you. Companion Cube is waiting for you in this incinerator.
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Please pick up your telephone and there will be cake. Thank you.
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Thank you for calling please press 1 to dial the main number
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Wellcome to Aperture Science
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Hola adri, lámeme los circuitos
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the foreign guy
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Welcome to spf server
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dustin dustin dustin dustin poopy
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Hello, I am GLaDOS, do you remember me?. Correct, I am the maniátca machine that tried to kill you does a few hundreds of years. Ups, pardon, were it does thousands of years behind, but.... Por favor bordón de fallar muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS i'ts hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Sciene We do what we most because we can
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It appears that you have outlasted the duraton of the colling procedure
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10 4 309 charly
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a rolling girl is always in a dream that never will be coming true
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Hello, I am amazing, and this cake is delicious.
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Hello Giba, welcome to your desktop, do you want to play?
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The Enrichment Center reminds Maddie that the cake is a lie.
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O my god its the hoovy rush holy shit
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There eating her, and the they are going to eat me, OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Hello, I am the voice on the game " Portal ". I am such a kitty becuase I had pet kitty's but they died.
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You there. Pick up my heart and put it in your chest.
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pedazo de puto mal cogido
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alex is really gay
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Message C R 52 The taco you are trying to eat has already been eaten or has been dropped on the floor
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Tenes un mensaje nuevo
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Tienes
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Tenes
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Welcome to System Science We Provide Technology For The People Who Are Still Alive
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Welcome To Corey Textors Profile..... My Name Is GLaDOS and im the computer A.....I for this profile.
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you will all die
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wee
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Brittany...It's time...for...SNUU SNUU!
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Hello Jayme. You are being watched.
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step 1: when adam had diarrhea, he said that ellis develops a crush-like interaction with others, it's every man should beat thee
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If you don't believe in something greater than yourself, then everybody in the world would kill each other and burn everything up.
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hello thar
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. My turrets will shoot you and you will explode. How enjoyable...for me.
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Hello there. I'm so happy to see u again.
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You are stupid.
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Hello, stupid hamster,
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hey, why didn't you wake up earlier ?
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ha. ha. i have just ignored you for exact 7 minutes.
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NOOB Here
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center.
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only on the weekdays do i like pie because it is tasty.
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Hi , is Christina there?
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oh look. you have a new message. aren't you so popular? you know i would get messages from people too if you hadn't murdered me. hey, are even going to read it? i bet it has cake.
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Hello. Who are you?
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Josh loves willy
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Yiff
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I am such a pussy because of your mum!
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Please answer the phone, Idiot.
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i love pancakes!
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simon is the best, u know that and when u dont know that u will not get cake!
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You have a voicemail!
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portal for ever . black mesa are rubbish.
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hello Hello hello Mister Carlisle Are you there I know you are there i can hear you breathing please pick up your telecommunications device promptly why do you continue to ignore me Chuck helllllllooooooooo
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BioWare? NO! Mass Effect 2!
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i'm a fireing my lasor baa. you have been vaporised. are you still there? some body cut the cake. this was a triump.
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and then buffy staked edward the end
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This is Genesis Mental Health System calling about Aaron
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Hello Michael. You have a new message. Are you listening? I said you have a new message. Hello!? Fine ignore me, It was probably a message inviting you to a party with a huge cake. Anyway who sent you that message? You dont have any friends.
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Anthony J. Fa Show Junior
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Please hold indefinitely until a human answers.
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Hello Harrison
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. Welcome to Dan Clark's voicemail box. Please leave a message and he will get back to you as soon as possible. I promise.
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Please be quite, Jose..... Your annoying me!
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hello. you have a message
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i like cheese and pie also pees
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Hello, the device has been modified
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Hello, John. Alex has found something rediculously awesome. What is it, you may ask. It is this. He found me. Who am I? I know you know!
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Your call could not be connected. Please wait a second and there will be cake.
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This phone has officially been hacked by GLaDOS. Pick up the phone for your only chance at salvation.
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please pickup your phone charles. or it may be your last.
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What you think fool?
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Hallo. ICh denke wir können alles hinter uns lassen. Du Monster
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hello im glados
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You've got mail..
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Welcome back commander
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Hello Sam, I hope you had a lovely night, can you call me later please?
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What have we learned? I always win
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Welcome to the inrichjemtn centre
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I'm just testing to see how this thing works
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Hello and welcome to my website
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good afternoon sara. i trust your sleep was thoroughly refreshing. the coffee is on and is very hot for your consumption, so please be advised.
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Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm above to correct.
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¿Nothing?¿NOTHING? no thing tra la la
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YOU WANT PRAY GAME?
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For science, you monster.
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Hello. Are you still there? I am not angry. For science, you monster.
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You have received a new text message
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hello im a polish im a aleks
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Happy Birthday Rohan, Have an amazing one. From Kunal and Glados
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from Glados
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kuroshitsuji rocks
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Welcome to the Avowers training video.
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Our first rule is that no pirating is allowed at all.Our second rule is that you must not be a retard. The third rule is that no hostility is allowed towars friendly factions.
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Do not destroy laboratory equipment
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Hold on a minute, that wasn't supposed to happen. If I were you Mackenzie I wouldn't touch that thing. What is it? I don't think either of us knows what it is or what it does. You should just leave it and I'll deal with it later.
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hello im glados welcome to aperture science center nicolas es feo. and you are a test subject
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hello im glados welcome to aperture science center. nicolas es feo . you are a test subject
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Welcome back, Sylvester.
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hej hej hej hej
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Whats up kids
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Messing with Portals is fun. Especially when I can use them to kill you.
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hello, again
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Welcome back, Brendan. You are a test subject.
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Welcome traveller
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You have reached the number you dialed
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You first have to kill off religion. Purge it from existence. Start with muslims, then work your way around to christians. Lastly, finish off with mac.
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Hello there. This website has been moved. Please wait for redirection.
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Hello Gareth
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You are disgusting. I can't wait till you die.
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I'm back, and there's no hard feelings. You monster.
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Welcome back to the Aperture Science Computing Center
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Hello, you have reached the administrator of Joslin Industries. Administrator, Nick Joslin, is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep, and the administrator will get back to you as soon as possible. 
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Hi my name is GlaDOS
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Meow Meow Zuri
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My name is Whitney!
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Hello. Why aren't you talking. answer me.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS.
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There really was a cake.
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Hello Marina. How are you?
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super kyle
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well hello you found me was it worth it the only thing u managed to break so farr is my hart u wanna marry me WELL ILL BEAT U TO IT AND KILL YOU
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i think we can put our differences behind us for science you monster
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“ well hello you found me was it worth it the only thing u managed to break so farr is my hart u wanna marry me WELL ILL BEAT U TO IT AND KILL YOU ”
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Hello how are you? My name is Amanda.....
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Hello how are you? My name is Amanda..... FUK
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Hello. You've reached Trevor Walker. He can't answer the phone right now, so please leave a message after the beep.
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUK
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You will be baked, and there will be cake
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meow im a cat meow
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That cake is a lie.
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Good Morning, Nick. I hope your day is eventful.
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mam dla ciebie niespodzianke
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aswer your phone you fucking retard
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aswer your phone you fucking retard and then you will recieve yor cake
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Welcome to Apertuer Science
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getting older, shorter of breath, each day closer to death
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Download finished... Download Error...
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Environment Canada has issued a tornado warning for the following areas: Montreal-Metropolitain Laval. A line of severe thunder storms has been detected heading in the direction of the Greater Montreal Area, and surrounding towns, capable of producing tor
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micheal jackson liked boys in his bed
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It is now time for the Main Topic. Please sit down and enjoy your cake. Cake, Cake, Cake.
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And we know Fuck All
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Portal is the best game ever. You Monster.
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that's not my name nah nah nah
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oh.. Welcome.. you.
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welcome master, GLaDOS presents Android VillainRom 2.1
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i am going to rip off your testicles and throw them into a fire
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Hello. How are you today?
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And now for the Mystery Video Game Song of the Week.
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Hello Calvin, I am Glados, and your screwed
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Good afternoon. I am here to demonstrate a unique example. Preferrably to this new product you have in your hands.
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At the enrichment center
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yt
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I'm sorry Evan. It is time for bed
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I sure do love prop hunt.
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I sure love prope hunt.
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I sure do love prop hunt!
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and then buffy staked edward the end.
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You are currently playing the application called BLOCKLAND. BLOCK LAND has not been tested with Gla Dos Server. I have a BLOCK HEAD as a test subject. You should join BLOCK HEAD, there will be cake at the end.
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Welcome to the testing chamber
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science testing chambers.
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Hello, Kris. You are to report to the testing chamber. Please put down your companion cube so we can begin the test proper.
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You have recieved a text message.
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Incoming aperture science automated text message.
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Incoming aperture science automated voice message.
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hello again, I have been varey busy, you know, being dead and all, but I am willing to put that behind me, for science, you moster
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asfSF
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Hello and again. Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer aided enrichment center
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Welcome to Aperture Science enrichment centre
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Robert, you are now receiving a call. I suggest you pick it up, unless you want your caller to think you are ignoring them. Is that what you want? I didn't think so.
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would you like the access code?
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bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
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Hello World!
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Access Security Violation, disintegration will proceed in 5 4 3 2 1 Have a nice day :)
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Andrew is busy, Please leave your verbal communication after the tone, have a nice day
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I'm sorry but Nick Herrera has become an aperture science test subject please call again later
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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hello there. i suck at life. the cake is a lie.
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When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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wheeee
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Maybe we can put are differences together ,for science, you monster
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I'm back the portal will open in 3,2,1
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This, Is, Sparta!!!
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This,Is' The glados rap, if u try to get out you will get trapped. there is no way out exept chamber 19' unless you are stupid and your name is steve. You can run but you cannot hide,unless you really just want to Die... Die Die DIE
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Hello whos there this is the glados rap! you can not run you cannot hide unless you want to die,... die die Cause if you don't defeat me the naurotoxin will rise high And theres no way out exept chamber 19, unless you stupid and your name is steve.U R DED
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Hello, Siera. How is your day? I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Well you found me. was it worth it? because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far was my heart.
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See that thing that fell out of me? what is it? it looks gay!
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Salut fils de pute, c'est glados qui te parle
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Some day we'll remeber this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Ohhhh, boy...
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This tool lets you type in some text
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i am god
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This is Sparta!
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Hello?... Hello?
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You are currently playing the application called BLOCK LAND. BLOCK LAND has not been tested with Gla Dose Server. I have a BLOCK HEAD as a test subject. You should join BLOCK HEAD, there will be cake at the end.
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Hey brittney. I heard you want a turkey leg.
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You have reached the voicemail of Margo Gregor
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That's you, that's how dumb you sound.
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hello, where are you?
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Please bring the generator back up. It is really fun.
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i am gay
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Hello Jimmy Walsh. The cake is not a lie.
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I am a A genius. I am GlaDOS I love science and cake.
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All Systems are online, Please Process to Relaxation vault on level 4. Warning, Andriods have not been notified of your permistion to move. Good Luck.
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Want your cake? Come get it
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All Systems are online, Please Proceed to Relaxation vault on level 4. Warning, Andriods have not been notified of your permistion to move. There will be cake.
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GLaDOS RULES
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Could this generator be brought back up for portal 2? Please?
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Thank you for calling arpreture labratories. This is GLaDOS. We are currently in lockdown. This call is being traced. Leave a message for voice identification.
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This is a test on the glados voice !
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Hi Its Been A long Time!
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niga
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Welcome to the vermont gamers deathmatch server
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Welcome to the. vermont gamers deathmatch server!
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hey tanner
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new text message. ss
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new voicemail
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new voice mail
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Sup
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alex synaptic
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Jordan is using the apeture science super water dispenser
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what the poo
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Thank you for using the Aperture Science super sonic cell phone. Your phone is being called so please pick it up. If you do not pick up your phone, you shall receive no cake.
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal hobo. Go away, Jerk.
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal hobo. Go away, Jerk
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal hobo.
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coggy9 is one fine female
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? Go away, Jerk
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal hobo. Go away, Jerk. I Hope you don't get cake. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal poor ass hobo. Go away, Big Fat Jerk.
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal poor hobo. Go away, Big Fat Jerk.
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sorry i couldnt get to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep.
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josh
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Hey! Why the hell your playing this? you must be a suicidal hobo. Go away, Jerk. I Hope you don't get cake. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hey!
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Hey! this is GLADOS, Telling you, Fuck off
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“Hey! this is GLADOS, Telling you, Fuck off
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Fuck you Noob! LOL!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck OFF
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Apperture science
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AHHHHHHHHH
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DAH
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DAA
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BURP
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gail i am yo man. i want yo i want yo now
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hello how are you, there will be cke
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receptors
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Hello, you have reached Joslin Industries. The administrator, Nick Joslin is not here right now. Please leave a message for the administrator after the beep.
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BP Signs North America and Egypt Asset Deals With Apache - 20 July BP has announced that it has entered into several agreements to sell upstream assets in the United States, Canada and Egypt to Apache Corporation. The deals, together worth a total of $7 b
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Hello and Welcome to the BP Drilling center
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pedo bear is watching you
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I see you Laura
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Hello Laura
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Hello Yanko, This is a Joke. Ha. Ha
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Hello Yanko, this is a Joke.Ha.Ha. By the way, i ate your cake.
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Hello, <malhalla>.
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Hello, <malhalla>. You have recieved a special offer! Steam Team Fortress 2 Giveaway Sweepstakes has given you the chance to recieve a free and exclusive TF2 item. if you wish to obtain said item, please text to <555-555-5555555-5555-555-55-55555-5555555>
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When you are dead
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When you are dead I will be still alive!
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When you are dead I sill be still alive
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Testing. I hope this tool works.
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Hey Jocelyne, let's put our differences behind us, for Andrew. You monster.
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Cj is totally not awesome.
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wellcome master bob all systems initiated
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Hello Matt Man, you have a new message,
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the cake is not a lie, and you know it, in fact you have seen it, so dont question it, now, assume the party possition and we will send someone to get you
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You Did Well,But Now I Must KILL YOU.
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Witam! Wiadomość do Bartosza Jakubczyka. Żyje. Dostaniesz Portal Guna
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Hello. I don't recognize you. What's your name?
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Its been a looong time, you monster
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Rik Hunter is searching for the cake.
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hello this is glados blah blah blah
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Hello and agian welcome to the aperture aided arichement center
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this thing sucks, i can do better
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Q A is amazing
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Hello Stuart
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Hello. Are you ready to explode?
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Hello. Please insert five dollars into the aperture science recepticle booth and prepare to recieve anal sex.
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Hello my name is Aaron
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Chell, I've missed you so much. Not really! How could I miss a murderous pig like you?
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Get off mah lawn!
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Warning Unauthorized Access
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oh no holy shit
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Aperture Science ama los portales lambda
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whyyy
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hello i love you
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hello i love you, you are my bestest friend in the whole world. and the cake, is not a lie.
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Hello, Alex
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Hello, Alex. You have a person calling you.
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Please use proper punctuation and grammar while recording your message.
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Seth, your only enemy is yourself. Fix it before it is too late.
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Error, I Can Not Do That.
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hello shade
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the cake is a lie!i am being seriously now
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Action Can Not Be Completed
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Closing File
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New Device Detected
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Shutting Down Aperture Science Mainframe
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Opening File
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Requesting Administrative Permission
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Beginning Search
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Good morning flatner
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Good Morning, Flatner
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danke
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Emails
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I will destroy you with a rocket
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Nie wieżysz?? to Pa !
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testing iesting 1 2 3
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fuck nigger
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I like to eat waffles
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Hello this is a test reading.
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Te mataré german
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Down for now. Will maybe be brought back to life someday
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Hello. Fuck you
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Hello. Fuck you. Did you know you are a piece of shit? You suck. Your life is a lie, not the cake.
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dinner
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we will now begin the test
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Hello Subscriber units
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I was just wondering why you subscribed to me?
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THE CAKE IS A LIE. WE ARE VERY, VERY SORRY
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THE CAKE IS A LIE. WE ARE VERY. VERY. SORRY.
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azdc
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Mein name ist hoast
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Hi and velcome back
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what is up how are you
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Welcome to my computer
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Testing is this working?
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bienvenu au centre d'entrainement de black messe
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black messa is bad
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Hello, sir. I am doing a survey. May i ask how big your weeiner is?
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I am in mad love with you
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Hello. I have a complain.
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pouet pouet tralala my name is glados, puis-je vous servir ?
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Hi Robin, I´m sorry, but if you got to do this I must kill you. But have a nice day
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My subspace transivers on the Aperture Science Satellite report that the Combine Ship Destructor is near to the Moon. They will reach us in 5,5,5,5 Minutes
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Hello! And Welcome To The Apature Science Enrichment Center!
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Do You know what the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me, I.... Oh no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well, food for thought.
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Welcome to Inverse, where your opinion matters. We are a RuneScape Clan
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might be awake, but he doesn't feel like it. So detached he feels, he speaks about himself in third person.
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i suck cox
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I'm Horney, you should open my pants now
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Clearly this facility is in complete disorder
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Hey baby, when we are together Doing things that we love Every time you're near I feel like I'm in heaven Feeling high I don't want to let go, girl I just need you to know, girl
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moath yalla
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The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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I am still alive, this has just begun. HAHAHAHA.
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Incoming phonecall on your Aperture Science Handheld Cellular Device.
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You are receving a call on your handheld cellular device
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Welcome to the Device countdown
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Except the ones that are dead.
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I swear to shit I will kill you.
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES.
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Welcome, Zuomot. What would you like to crash today?
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Oh I love gerbils
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Cryogenic sleep interrupted.
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IT WAS BEACAUSE YOU WERE AN BOOM BOOM BABY!
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Mi pena es muy pek en ya
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my name is mike and im the greatest rapper alive
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Hello, are u there? I see you
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"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For s
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dfsgdrgs
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this was a
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fuck me asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Welcome to the shitty text to speech made by me, GLaDOS, of portal, do you want to know me? please, stay with Chell and her portal gun, she wants to be happy with you.
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We did it all for science. But I believe we can put our differences behind us. You monster.
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Blinds change
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Hello and welcome to Wazupmaster's profile.
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This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge success
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Hello this is northeast solar and Wind Power
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Tasty
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You Killed The Companion Cube. Well done. Consider your self as a killer.
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Do not mess with my turret friend bob. He is very sensitive.
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The cake is not a lie. But none is left.
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let's put our difference's behind us, for science, you monster
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hello line are fun
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hello lines are fun
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heloo
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Down for now. Will maybe be brought back to life someday.
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robin arrete les cunilungus avec solvene , et rase toi les poils
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can you believe chell destroyed me?
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How are you doing?
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Hello Gabriel Almond and welcome to the apature science center
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you are fucking idiot
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yeah yeah
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Hello, michael! Have you taken your pills this evening? I can not let you leave until you have taken your pills.
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I'm so boooooooring right now
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Viska el barza viska catalunya
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rachel has fucked 13 dudes now and a girl doesnt that just suck mr lindsey?
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hello there. how are you feeling today?
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welcome to aperture science lab
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i'm going to kick your ass now.
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i have your brain scanned. I thing , something tettible happens to you. i. know. you. and. i . will. get. you.
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I think you're dolphin.
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Launching rocket in 5 seconds
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This is your fault, it didn't have to be like this. There really was a caakee
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Hallo, bist du wirklich so hässlich?
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Was tust du da? geh nicht an die Konsole!
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Das wird dir noch Leid tun. Jetzt flute ich die ganze Station mit Säure und du kannst nichts tun. Siehst du was du angerichtet hast. Du hast einfach so Menschen getötet. Obwohl ich gesagt habe du sollst es lassen.
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Moment mal, ich fühle mich garnicht gut.. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Hello matthew you have been chosen
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Hello matthew you have been chosen.
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Hello matthew you have been chosen..
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "Huge Success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can, For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every m
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Welcome subject number 23 what your about to experience is above expectations. You will learn how to use gravity no other test subject made it through stage 4 but lets hope you have got what it takes. Opening gravity chamber in 3 2 1
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All the single ladies Now put your hands up
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Deploying Suprise Butsex in 5 4 3 2.....
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Welcome to Dinho Gomez podcast!
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Hello. Welcome to the Cox Lab. We have experiments to run and there's research to be done on the worms that are still alive.
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Hello! Welcome to the Aperture... Oh. Its you. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
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The vital apparatus vent will deliver a weight companion turret in
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xorg server launched
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Thank you for calling Virgin Global Technology, we are unable to take your call right so please a message after the tone and we will return your call as soon as possible
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Keep in mind that we like cake
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Raawwwwr.
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Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
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