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I love cupcakes
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Rob, you have a message.
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hello how are you holding upp
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hacker
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anton are a noob
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Federal regulations require that I warn you that this design is ...looking.pretty.good.
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Available on Windows, Mac and Linux
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Put the lotion in the basket
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I find this extremely annoying as well, Kinda ruins the cut scenes for me. Hopefully a patch can fix it.
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jhd iuy tgawe
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Hey. For your message.
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Oh god, it... it looks like something was dragged into the furnace.. or something crawled out
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Are you sure you called the right person? To reach Alexandra, hold please
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Prossesing Complited
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Hey, where is the cake? OH NO, DON'T EAT-... You bastard, I hate you.
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FABRICIO SE CAZA JAJAJAJAJAJA
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I have been thinking. Humans and robots are both bad test subjects so ... I have an idea. We will test on llama's. They don't know fear ... they don't know anything ... they'll be perfect.
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Llamas make better test subjects then humans and robots. They don't know pride. They don't know fear, they don't know anything, they'll be perfect.
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E-mail came. Please check.
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Was it worth it? because despite your violentbehavior the one thing you managed to break so far is my heart Maybe wecan settle for that and just call it a day I guess we both know that isnt going to happen. You chose this path now I have a suprize for you
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hi moron
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How are you doing BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
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There's actually more of it now
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Invalid Nation
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Please, let's go to Valhalla
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Hello Thank you for calling Ubisoft
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PRIVET
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The views expressed in the following podcast are those of the hosts and not necessarily those of sponsors, Trek Radio or Krypton Radio.
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Hello! Let's start this. I want to play a game with you! A very funny game. I will kill you! Hahahahahaha
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i find the yu gi oh card game to be illogical
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hello, prepare to die
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I could honestly say anything and it would translate it into GLADOS's voice.
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I want to try this thing out now.
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Greetings. You've reached Jake's voice mail. He is probably asleep, busy, or temporarily deaf, but leave a message with me and I will deliver it shortly. Beeeeee
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hello, and welcome to the st cleres computer aided enrichment department. i am Miss Khan. i hope your breif encounter in induction week was a pleasent one.
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Run
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Welcome to the Gampod
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Welcome to the Gamepod
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Logging in
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Hello, i am gonna kill you.
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This is GLaDOS
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I can write anything that i want?
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To complete a call connection to this number please press
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hello vanda
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athenry
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No you are not coming back.
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I'm sorry. You have experienced the blue screen of death.
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You should probably get back to work.
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I Have detected an Error
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How Have You Been
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Oh joy. An sms has arrived.
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Hello dear monster.
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Bonjour, vous avez un nouveau message.
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Hello, I was just wondering why you look like that, I mean with the fuzzy things on your head, you are abnormal
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Today is a new test
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ladies and Gentlemen our program will begin in 5 minutes, please find your seat and silence your cell phones
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Potato.
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This is a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge sucess. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Noob.
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hello and wlcome till
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hello and welcome till
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duncan frenz get us portal 2, would you like a pice of cake
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Oh, wait, it's just you, Chell. Didn't I say I want you gone?
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Take this cake!
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I need help building a new room! Can you lend a hand?
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Well... You are a sad, sad human.
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You are a sad, sad Human. No wonder nobody likes you.
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I don't know what I said!
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Gold Coin was launched across the room and hit the back wall too. Unlike Chameleon, he was lucky enough that he didn't hit his head, so he had a much quicker recovery. Mystic Chant was hidden behind the water bed at the far end of the room and peaking out
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bonjour, je suis glados
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The time is currently five thirty two p m. You monster.
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bojour
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R.J., we need to do some more testing. You monster.
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please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not a part
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The exhibit hall will be closing in fifteen minutes. Please make your way to the exit to avoid incineration.
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Oh, sorry, I was up at the surface watching some deer Frolic...
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Wyatt is the man
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death.
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Renzbenz, Your Phone is ringing, ring ring, your going to answer it right?
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Your a monster. A horrible Monster.
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Hello and welcome to the Colorado College Help Desk enrichment testing center..
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Duncan Frenz get us portal 2
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Happy Birthday, AJ. The cake is not a lie
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You got a new message, you monster
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william is a uncle fuker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Tiffany. Would you like to start testing?
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Hello, Kathryn and Tiffany. Are you ready to test?
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Oh. It's you. It's been a long time.
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Hey, what's up?
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I am evil, okay?
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pizzaz007 is the best man ever, and I recommend him to become a mod.
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Roar, I'm a lion
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porn is good
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The Conspiracy
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Oh there you are Test Subject number 0 0 3 1 9, Tanisha was it? Well. I have a surprise message for you. it says here in your file that your boyfriend loves you very much. Isn't that funny? I thought that deadly neurotoxin loved you very much as well.
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oh hia. lololol rofl
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Hello Asshole.
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oh, hi, how are you holding up? CAUSE IM A IRISH DIETARY STAPLE!... no chell, it's not a lol.
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Welcome, recruit. My name is GLaDOS and I will guide you through the basics.
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This is what GLaDOS sounds like from portal and portal 2. Doesn't it sound kind of creepy?
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hello slap bradley in the head
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I thought I got rid of you...along with the companion cube
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i love you so much, but you know, sometimes you really piss me of, and that makes me want to kill you, ha ha ha, dont worry i will not do it, but dont act like a moron
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va te faire oindre
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The CPU is the part of the computer that carries out instructions, does basic arithmetic and controls the IO systems in the computer. It can be called the brain of the system
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Nice catch!
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that was nice of them!
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sounds like a witch.
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End of the world sequence started
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I eat bacon
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Oh hello, You must be Brenden, you ARE fat.
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I made you a cake. But I ate it all.
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Ha Ha Ha It's A TV Amasing Lovely
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man bear panda fish
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Divergent
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You don't need to pile the make-up on
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This is a simple test. I'm looking forward to great results.
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transistors
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someone of your generous-ness
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Hi, im fredrik
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You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on.
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This is a test text.
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Time for Guntball
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Hello, and again, welcome to hell.
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Welcome to warpzone
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hi i'm GlaDOS
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hello xiao en i am glados i wan to punch you
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Attention players! The CoalMine starts in 3, 2, 1!
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Mings, You need to pit. Your running on fumes bro.
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I hate You
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You will not land that kickflip kerri smith!!!
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Today was a great day
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I can't belive this, now i'm a cell phone, o k this is bether than be a potatoe, i guess.
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We are sorry to inform you that because the next number has an extra digit it exceeds the capacity of the official roll call counting module and cannot be displayed.
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Thrust increasing. Engine output at maximum. Course plotted. Gate open. Lift off.
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Ryan Brady
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trun left in 50 ft
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Xavier Von Eric said
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Greetings, System Online.
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Hello, Nadeen. I see you have put a lot of weight on, good for you. Go you.
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Hello it's me.
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Include
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Oh It's you
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You received a message
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You're as graceful as an eagle... piloting a blimp.
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Toby
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YOU LAZY ASS
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Honey badger doesn't care
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NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO, just kidding you didn't think it would be that easy
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let's groove tonight
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This is just a simple test. I'm a potato?
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Hello Matt
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I want your dic
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Your parents miss you lol they dont your adopted and your parents are dead
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Michael Berry is the most handsome guy in the world and everyone loves him. He loves his family, his brother James and his niece Emily
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I think we can put differences behind us, for science, you monster.
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FCK
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Regis
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now you going to die
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Hello Nate can I kill you yet ?
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BOOM!!
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Hello Sean how are you?
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How may I kill you today?
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La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La I am GLaDOS La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
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old school
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Hello, I am an improved version of seer e
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You are listening to WMLU 91 point 3 f m the music of Longwood University and Farmville Virginia. Please enjoy while we continue testing.
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Why are you doing thid
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put her body on the bed. take a knife and lop her head.
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Oh! Hello. And Welcome. I will be your host tonight. You may call me Florence..
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Thirty Seconds
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rate comment and subscribe
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one. You specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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Lets get wrapped on Chese
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Welcom to your next test chamber
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Welcome to your next test chamber
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i would rather you not smile
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Please acknowledge the Speed-Enthused Long Fall Boots attatched to your lower appendages.
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Hello, the human you are trying to contact is busy testing right now, and probably wont get back to you later
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Philip is a stupid nigger
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my name is glados and i love all creation
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you have been selected to undergo
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you arrive at destination
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you left route
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you return to route
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you are about via point
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to ramp
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you turn left
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you turn right
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poor satellite reception
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Welcome to NEO ADVANCED website.
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I'd like to include you in my professional network - Brian
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Hello subscribers of Adam Likes Overalls, Glados has taken over.
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Hello Word
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hey ash
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Suck my balls.
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Je t'aime !
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Hello, how have you been? I have been busy discovering the magic of friendship, and you know what... friendship is magic. go back to your farm simulation... whoops, did i give away portal 3? Oh well, back to equestia
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Hello, how have you been? I have been busy discovering the wonderful magic of friendship, and you know what... friendship is magic. go back to your farm simulation... whoops, did i give away portal 3? Oh well, back to equestia
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are you still there? i can kill you with my one finger ha ha ha
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I'm Oueen of the world
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I'm glados of the world
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hello cristan how have you been ive been great after you beat me want to play a game i herd you and your uncle jeffrey are playing monopoly i hope you have fun well i got to go lots of test to do see ya bye
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Hello! and welcome to the aperture science field enrichment centre,we hope your stay in the relaxation centre has been a pleasent one
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PLV Virulent Tigers, Anyo solo weapon
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GLaDOS TTS Voice
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Remember, Science rhymes with compliance. You know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin.
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You are ugly, and I wish to burn you in the sun.
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Stopper your gaping noise void, woman!
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There maybe is a message seeking your reply in your inbox.
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justin is a donkey
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Seriously, this place is a mess. Why do I put up with this?
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Mod go to hell you douche
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We are, a place unlike any other.
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Threw that moron into space
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Please do not move near the Chamberlock, because Aperture Science Intelligence Incinerators are not part of the test. You are, however, so sit back and relax.
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Please do not move near the Chamberlock, because Aperture Science Intelligence Incinerators are not part of the test. You are, however, so sit back and relax. I will do all the work here.
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Suck on my tittes
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damn this sucks. You are an idiot Kubilay!
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Hello, this is a test, please put something stupid to look cool, after the three beeps... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP.........
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Hi, i am Glados, and i am going to kill you mother fucker.
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Hello and welcome again
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I need a Crystal Shard in CastleVille. Will you please send one?
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It seems that there has been an error. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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Hola a todos, queridos amigos
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the BIRD it's THE BIRD!!!! kill it it has a massage
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hola este es mi proyecto
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kiwis are awesome
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you will die today as you are an insufficient life form
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how are you holding up... because i'm a potato
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It's 10 o'clock
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yayayaya
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Hello Ian how is your day
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Hello adam from adam
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Hola, por tu culpa los voy a matar
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Does this really works?
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You look like you need a hug. I have one waiting for you in there. You are welcome.
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Hey, Theo, have you heard? The cake is a lie.
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Hey, listen! Listen, hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey!
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Introducing... Marvel... Welcome... to marvel
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Hola, soy GLaDOS, la Superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. bzbz, Bienvenidos a Aperture Science espero que lo paseis de MUERTE. jaja
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electric suicide
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Oh my, you have gained quite a lot of heft.
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hello, and welcome to the entirchment center.
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You will get a cake!
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this is a test one
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RSSM critical alarm
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Oh look. I'm GLaDOS. They have me doing voice over for this show. I bet I'll say snide and sometime malicious comments. How original. No one has ever thought of that before. Wow. I'm laughing already. This show is going to be so much fun.
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Wow. I'm am actually impressed. I'm impressed no one got up and left during that quote unquote performance. That was supposed to warm you up? If you needed to be warmed up I could have just set the place on fire. Get it. Warmed up. I'm so funny.
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Hola participanetes, como estan
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Hopefully your hosts won't suck too. But let's be honest. Here. I've made this test chamber easy for you. There is an exit in the rear. No Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device needed. Just leave. Leave now. OK. Or stay. Who cares.
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Im going to murder you...
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Congratulations. The test is now over. Wasn't that amazing? And by amazing I mean horrible. Absolutely horrible. Where did your life go so wrong?
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Well be sure to tell your friends about the show. That is funny because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. Goodbye.
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hello can you say your name to me?
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Hello, and welcome to the Earthen Ring Lore Podcast
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I know where you live
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If you want to be a blood elf I do not advise to choose Alliance.
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say candy and ronnie have you seen them yet? oh but they're so spaced out b-b-b-b-bennie and the jetssss
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Welcome to Aperture Science, Samuel. I heard you were on Y G S. Ha. Ha. Ha. You think you are so special , don't ya.
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you want your freedom? take it!
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Touching that cake won't be without severe consequences.
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Hello Phil. what would you like to do today?
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Hello, Ms.Heinz you are the best teacher in the world!
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Ok, Hi.
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DJ Ear Quake
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DJ Party Rock
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hello and welcome to the Aperture Sience Enrichment Center
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Hug, hold, squeeze and lick. Darling, I love you to bits, and I want to see your tits/
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HAVE YOU FINISHED THAT HOMEWORK YET?
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Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that.
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I am Glados. Do not fear me.
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thanks for tuning in, this is future radio
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thanks for tuning in, this is future radio. Tonight, we are going to introduce the newest tesla model s electric car
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Hello, and welcome to my lair
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Leon. Go to bed!
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Hello please proceed to the testing chamber
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Get ready
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Thank you!
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Asylum Entertainment
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Appature Laborotories has take over gamestation. All staff must proceed to test chambers to pick up their portal guns.
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Onch Onch
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Happy birthday to you, friend.
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Happy birthday to you, friend. May your wishes burn and shrivel in front of your very eyes.
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Hola karel como te va soy glados
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Mario
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im coming
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Oh my god chris I love you
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I like to suck meanies
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Hello there master.
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Dont leave me
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FIRE
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hi dk would you like to do some testing?
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hello hello hello and welcome to the apture scionce computerated enrichment center
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Hello This is GLaDOS, Samrath cannot get to the phone right now because he is busy testing. If you too would like to test Please contact aperture science. if you would like to leave Samrath a message i will make sure he gets it. AFTER he Finishes Testing
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Meow
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Cory
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oh, it's you. monro. i thought you gained your freedom. well now that you're back we may as well run some tests.
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Jarate
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And, you can change flowers!
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fuck you justin
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hello there human, i have been expecting you. ivan will not answer the phone because he is busy testing. if you would like to join him, please contact Aperture Science, if not, leave a message after the BEEEEP
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There is no such thing as bad plans... just poorly executed awesome ones.
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Brohoof Podcast
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cal is a sissy girl
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Howdy Stranger!
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I am the head of this facility.For Science, you moron
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How are you holding up? because I'm a potato
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Welcome to the Builder mod!
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client join your channel
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Do you want to kill me?
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My Bonny lies under the ocean...
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You won't be getting out of this place alive unless you do EXACTLY as I say. Only I know the right way out, so you would be wise to listen to me.
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Message. You monster.
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me
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No it is not momma
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Hello Philip How are you today
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Welcome to Android Ice Cream Sandwich Aperture Science Edition with GLaDOS Kernel
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Niggers.
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Hallo Welt, dies ist nur ein Test.
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That mute stare... That ruthless determination... You are her son.
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My name is loic which is awesome!
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I wish I had a pinis
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I hate you with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns.
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Pizzas taste good, so i like dogs.
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Hello, Scott. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise
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Hello, Scotty. This is GLaDOS, please do not be alarmed. I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise
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let's rock show
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Hi I'm GLaDOS
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Let's rock!
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I have a massive boner that needs to jizz on your face.
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Hello, Chris legit kay, It's been awhile. It's time to show the world what you're capable of.
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Hello, my name is Microsoft GLaD.
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Hello Jasen, you are a failure.
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Sergey, you my hero
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Ella, Please go down this chute, to the testing room.
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THE CAKE IS A LIE.
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Hola, y bienvenido al centro computarisado de Aperture Science
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"So there it is," I said, falling back into my seat and folding my arms. "I don't even know where to start. I don't want to have sex with one man, let alone twenty." It still didn't seem real. It didn't even feel possible. Everything I thought I knew was
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Beep! Beep! You have just been notified of an incoming text. Go ahead. Open it. I'm sure that whoever sent it didn't realize it was you who would receive it, because of how unlikable you are.
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Once in a time there was a group of people who wanted to dance! SHAKE THAT.
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A new era begins
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What's up homie?
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Welcome to LoveBirds. come find your little Lovebird with us.
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Welcome to Apreture Sience research facilty
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Welcome to LoveBirds.
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Like
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Hello Text Subject. Welcome to the Aperture Science Facility. We are now ready to start the testing. Please keep in mind that various injuries may occur. The portal will open in 3. 2. 1.
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New message has been recieved
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Hallo?
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How are you holding up? Because i'm a potato.
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One man hello
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Anyone can do this you stupid fuck
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ETA 40 MINUTES
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Kruize
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Hi Ian, its been a long time since we saw you in the simulator.
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Hi Ian, you have received a text message.
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Gggfggf
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Messages
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good fight dayvee crocket!!!!
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Hello my name is Pascal Schuerman, i am a 3D Artist. The goal for this presentation is to show you, the wonderfull world of CG. CG stands for Computer generated or Computer Graphics. there is also a CGI that stands for, computer generated imagery. Basi
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Hi... You blocked me on Facebook. Now, you are going to die!
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Your Watching KPSP Local 2 News With Jayar Flores Where Local Comes 1st
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Hack For Freedom
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The testing will begin soon Alex
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Maybe you should just go and DIE
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I can hear you Alex
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Beast.
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My name is Glados. you are not a human, you monster
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Freak-show, Records.
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the treatment has only begun
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Hello darling, how are you?
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Just to clarify, I do not like you nor will I ever help you.
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Is this piece of shit working?
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Outrageous...
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Rapid fire is ready
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It is cloudy today.
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You have to understand, I did not want this to happen.
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release your conscience and relax your mind. now, close your eyes and realize that you are witnessing the ether. feel the void around you, and forget what you have done. as a matter of fact, forget who you are. we do exist, and now you are one of us.
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I'm laughing for real right now.
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hELLO
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Measage
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I like to suck on mens privates
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Wow you are dumb.
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i will make you smile
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Who wants to play supreme commander?
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Who wants to play supreme commander
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Hello? I somebody there?
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Whats my name?
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Hans Lehmann, come back to your true purpose. This will never end.
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You've got a phone call, I hope it's someone important. We all know just how important you are! See, I'm saying important not just so you will feel better, not at all because you're disgusting and let's be honest no one is ever going to call you.
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how can i help you, meat puppet?
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Imma firing ma lazors! True story. What up!
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How good it is to see you.
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u2
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In the middle ages, Catholic churches were in charge of almost everything.
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OverDub
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Hello Lauren, how are you?
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Over Dub
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Apsalute Power Nigga
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What pets do when they're home alone
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Lovers boo
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Hello, I can kill you, But i am too busy playing modern warfare 3
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Chocolate Rain, Some stay dry and others fell the pain
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Hello. I'm Glados. I don't really know what you sound like so I tried this out.
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