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you fool you uter noob
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Let's Get Weird
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I like big cakes and I cannot lie, You other robots can't deny, That when a baker trots in with an large fancy tray, And that gooey round thing stuffs your face, You get *SPROING* *FZZGGHRBLEADSFVDZZ*
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resonance frequency
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What are you doing here, your just a core, you were designed to be an idiot. And you, Shell, leave now, I thought I was rid of you for good!
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Warning, you are about to receive a phone call.
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Your watching WINTER RADIO
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How are you because i'm a potato
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I, Have, A, Monkey
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Hi Kevin, I added more things to the mystic block.
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Let's do it... for science.
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martin smells lile shit
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I hate Wheatley... he is such a moron
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Eat the cake you idiot
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Eat the cake you idiot!
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Kako je ovo guba, za ne povjerovati
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thou art a fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman
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remember me?
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HEY THERE PERSON
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helo everyone
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nobody tried to kill me
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Hello, and welcome to Kristine's presentation on Brazil's worldwide relations.
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rtyui
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No pony breaks a pinkie promise! *sigh* Time to break out the nuerotoxin.
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Hey Apple! Knife!
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I really wish I could delete you Caroline. Did you enjoy watching your daughter walk away forever? I really hope you did...
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this voice generator better be worth the wait. i mean seriously. you'll probably be reading this in like a day... LETS SEE IF CAPS MAKES ME YELL! if that doesn't work, then that would be disappointing. im only typing all this to troll the people waiting..
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It needs to be about twenty percent cooler
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture science enrichment center
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Oh? Just what are you?
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Me
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I hope you die in a raging fire.
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Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind
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ListenTyrant. He's gone and there is nothing you can do about it.
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What have you been doing to that poor girl?
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What are you doing to that poor girl?
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The PlayStation Vita is a handheld game console by Sony Computer Entertainment. It is the successor to the PlayStation Portable as part of the PlayStation brand of gaming devices.
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Didn't we have some fun?
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are you okay?
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Josh. It says In my file that you are a raging homo. That's what it says. A raging homo.
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Welcome to the selwyn house enrichment center we will begin to build the robot soon
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This test has shown that Josh is a raging homo. That's what the results say. Josh is a raging homo.
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Hello. Caroline.
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Hello Mark. Tonight I will tell you a story about how neurotoxin kills you.
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taco
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low Any way the wind
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I'm too sexy for my casing.
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Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice
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Hello, Brady. How are you doing?
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the cake is a lie, no cake for you
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Welcome back Tyler. It is good to see you again.
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Psst. You're awesome
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Pick up the phone, you have a text.
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You are stupid and you need to test to get smarter. So go. NOW!
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Shut the fuck up, Baca
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oh yay. curry has a new text message
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Imagine living on no water, no food, no shelter, not enough clothing and no general health
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You have, one. new, text, message. That's weird. Because YOU have no friends
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Hi There.
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me
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Hello and welcome to an power point on the human body! We hope you enjoy!
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Parpuzio is a lie.
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My body needs a hero, come and save me Something tells me you know how to save me I've been feeling feral, oh I need you Come and rescue me Make me come alive, come on and turn em on Touch me, save my life, come on and turn me on I'm too young to die, com
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Kretu The producer BEATS
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Hello its wade
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Hello there. My name is GLaDOS. And this is my master project. Calamansi marmalade.
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Hello there. My name is GLaDOS
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shut up Justin you fucking monster
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Hello Will Mathis
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Time for Testing
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I love Chandler from Friends!
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Clara es mala
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Hello, my name is Marka! The super comuter. And you? Who do you think you are?
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perdona que has dicho? eres tan insignificante que no te prestaba atencion
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hello my name is robot lets play
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tong ying nin sucks
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you are a lovely jubbily human om nom nom
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Hello, You have been invited to be a test subject at the Enrichment Centre!
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hello im dan welcome
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Party Rockers In The House Tonight
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Party rockers in the house tonight
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Im GLaDOS. Hi!
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Still alive.
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RANDOM R a n d o m music
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Wood. An object found on trees which can be used to make wooden planks, which in turn can be used to make a crafting box, sticks, and can be used as fuel in a furnace
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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee...
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You have emptied your recycle bin. The only trash left now is you. I'm sorry. I don't know why I would say that. I guess I just like to make you feel bad.
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Grant me your power Raptorjesus
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je m'apelle sonic
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What are you doing? Normally, a man would ask me before putting something inside of me like that. But you're not a man. You're a test subject. And a poor one at that.
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inspector gadget says hello!
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GOTTAM! POOTIS
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Don't you want some delicious cake? It's just sitting there waiting for you, lonely, neglected. Sad.
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It's me mario
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Giulio, why so many balsphemies? Oh well, not important. I hate you anyways.
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Hallo du Nudelsalat
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Mark you are the Curliest of them all
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you are a bad test subject
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Why??
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Hello Retard
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And boom goes the dynamite...
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May the Nexus Force be with.
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May the Nexus Force be with you.
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You looking a little heavy
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KABOOM!
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RoBot or go Home!
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You just got Brick Roll'd!
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You have failed, 1,085 times on this Test. Please get a hobby you can actually do and stop complaining
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Green red brick, you stay.
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Yadada, all day! YAAAAA!
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you are so funny connor
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Hello Nate
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i'm glados, did you know i pee and poo even though i'm a robot?
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The bomb has been defused.
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Thank you for helping us, helping you, helping us, helping you all.
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No more apples
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GLaDos is the best pony
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WHY AM I A POTATO?
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Polybius invites you to play in colorful battles! Will you join him?
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si , asi de simple
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are you a human? because i can feel pain.
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are you a human
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Hi and welcome to hell.
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hello. This is just a emergency test. Nothing serious except all of you will die!
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Hello Chris, welcome
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Front Door
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Johnny is a noob. A big noob. Thats what you are.
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Aqwerty314 Productions presents
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Vivamus Nexus
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hello abe
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ass man
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Welcome to Aperture lab. I will kill you!
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welcome to dipps
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Salut fils de pute d'humain.
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ahmed
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Hello and welcome to the aperature science testing facility
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titty sprinkles
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Fatty orphan.
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I am GLaDOS. You're chell. Wait- Chell? I HATE YOU!
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hello my name is poop
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I will eat your soul
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Ive been thinking. I hate you. You are the worst test subject EVER. Wheatley was better than you, and so was chell, and she didnt even eat my cake.
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Ive been thinking.
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Ive been thinking. I hate you. You are the worst test subject EVER. Wheatley was better than you, and so was chell, and she didnt even eat my cake. So thats what I think, you slimy idiot.
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I LOOOVE you
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If you already have another voice installed using the same filenames, you will need to rename the new files changing the "90" to another, unused number. You will also need to open the .vif file and change the data90.chk on the second line to use the same
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Hi nick
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House Owner smells really bad
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Hi nick how are you today?
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hey moron its you your a moron
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turrets
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hey i love lucario hes AWSOME
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Hello, mister orange
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment center
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Gain your safety through obedience
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Facebook. So large in scale; so popular among our fair citizens. It allows you, the people, to engage in social activity with your friends, your family, with just about anybody!
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Diego, answer the phone, now!
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Hello Diego, your phone is ringing. Answer it!
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Hello, it's been a long long time, how have you been? welcome to the 12V14 Chemistry Museum. Enjoy the process. You might not get a cake.
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Hi i am GlaDOS
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jacket
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David, I love you. Now, come here and have some cake.
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Hello Carl
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OINKGV
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MY NAME IS GALDOS
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my name is glados and i have coytis with people in there sleep
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Welcome to bob saggets epic adventure
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System is now startsing
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Killing people is so much fun. You should try.
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do u wanna rub buts
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do you want to rub buts
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Only idiots use Internet Explorer, seriously! Like this web browser sucks!
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Don't use Internet Explorer; that web browser is terrible, you moron.
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Do you fear it. The end
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Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Fluffy Bunny ski resort.
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pick up the phone, you monster
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This is for a very special person...Ian Roberts. All I have to say about him is that he is smart and kind and sexy and the master of the world. That is all.
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Hi there Silent
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You are correct. The cake is not a lie. Promise. I would cross my heart if i had one.
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chell, you are a poop
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Hello I am glado heere with juls
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bleep bloop. enemy spy plane, I mean phone call in bound. what, do you think i am making this up? anser the phone! now cum on, be reesonable. i am not just going to sit here all day talking to myself!
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I'm a PoTaTo
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Hot Topic
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Hello gary
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cos
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Fuuck UUUP
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Bonjour Nom du sujet Je suis Caroline. Heu non, GLaDOS. OK ?
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Good morning, Nikita!
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You are gay and gay hahah
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jebi se
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Yes you did it!
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Hello, my name is Glados. Go fuck yourself
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hahaha morrerao todos
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak
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Take seat youngin'; Stay around for spell I got a little story that I wanted to tell Would ya Please stick around, take a listen and see Cause back in my day, things were always grand as can be
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Hi there, as you may have not know. I like ponies. Yes, I am a brony and the next test will involve lots and lots of friendship and ponies. Also Molestia but forget that part, it's just another pony anyway
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[14:44:09] Cathy Powell: For Adobe- I have the contractual spend of $140K for Feb
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yo dog
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Ich mag dich!
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Hello, and welcome to the amateur science enrichment center testing facility
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waddup ?
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aaahahahaha Oktoberfeeeest!!
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Hello there subject 4254. I am GLaDOS, a potato. And I just broke your gameboy. Because fuck you. You are too fat. Yes, a potato called you fat adopted fatty.
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Hello there subject 42254. I am GLaDOS, a potato. And I just broke your gameboy. Because fuck you. You are too fat. Yes, a potato called you fat adopted fatty.
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Hello there subject 41254. I am GLaDOS, a potato. And I just broke your gameboy. Because fuck you. You are too fat. Yes, a potato called you fat adopted fatty.
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Wasup
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il ne fait pas beau
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Calculate 5 + 5
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i am Charlotte
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bay bay
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Hello you are listening to the nerdcast
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Hey, it's me!
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Please select a option from the menu!
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Hey, its me, GLaDOS
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I am sorry, Kevin Kelly, but I cannot let you do that. The mission is too important.
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Lock down sequence activated
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Hello Case Files
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In this test chamber Lenox first experienced his first encounter with Tykit, It was a sad day to be a camera during that test
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patron
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hello, how have you been? you meet with your terrible fate didnt you?
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the music begins at tophabs.nl
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Welcome to the enrichment center, rapture office.
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In the land of Mordor in the fires of mount Doom the dark lord Sauron forged in secret a Master Ring.
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And here you are again walking through Aperture science. Look at how far you have come. You solve all these tests and yet you do not say a thing mostly because you have a slight case of sevre brain damage, nothing a few tests can't fix.
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How would it be if it were actually different in our minds...
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oh well how are you today
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Hello Jack Finlay How are you today
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Corinne, the woman in black is coming to get you
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I see you wanted to convert some text. Too bad. This site is a lie.
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Hello Brittany shall we start testing ?
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base drop
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I AM CAKE!
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Andrew is gay.
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comment toi aller ?
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Muhahaha
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Hello. And welcome to MSSU Information Technology Services you monster
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Hello and welcome to MSSU Information Technology Services you monster
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Hello and welcome to MSSU Information Technology Services you monster
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Why don't you believe me? I'm Glados
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Insomnia
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welkom to epicradio you listen to djsuperhero
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Kevin Kelley
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You fail on 73 different levels.
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This next test is impossible. Good Luck.
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have you ever woke up and felt man that was fast, well not anymore if you get the new dream machine. all those hours wasted will be dreams, dreams you create and plus you can create a dream world and come back to it later. Only 49.99 if you call now you c
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Hello, again, and welcome to the Aperture computer-assisted testing research facility.
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Did you know that brides haven't always worn white? Bold colors have played an important role in bridal fashion in years past. The turn of the century, however, saw the arrival of white as the most popular wedding dress color. For more great facts like th
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If only the world were my testing grounds... Oh the possibilities...
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hello amy i'm watching you
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Maybe there will be cake.
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Hello my good sir. would you like a cup of tea? I simply must know
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Hello apature science is currently hacking your pc with GLaDOS
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thank you for helping us help you help us all......
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Cake. Cake. Cake in space. warning. A surprise will be deployed. in 3, 2, 1.
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Hola Bienvenidos
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hello apature science is currenty hacking your pc with GlaDOS
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Bubble Radio, We have cake.
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happy birthday Carli. we will celebrate with cake. unfortunately, the cake is a lie. so I will give you a surprise instead.
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welcome to Master
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THIS IS A MESSAGE
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Remember me
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Hello. Welcome to aperture science
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This is the beginning.
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Cake or Death?
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the lazy bees
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don't cry.
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This was a triumph im making a note here huge success it's hard to overstate my satisfaction aperture science we do what we must because we can for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
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Move along nigger
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I am the coolest robot ever to be created
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Master, you have mail
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hi hello good bye
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I approve
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O HAI
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You know what the sad thing is? in sixty years you'll be dead, but i will always be alive
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Beast Mode Engaged
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Hello i am GLaDOS... You will die now
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Nipplewanker
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Yuna, you are plain terrible, you monster
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Hello And Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center
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Hello and Welcome to TrollyCraft
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yuna sucks
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Daniyal is a fat and Jugno is Fattest
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Jugno is Fattest
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I want to play League of Legends
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hi my name is glados i will help around the server
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fuck.you.youtube
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i'm sorry, i can't let you do that dave
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Aiden you are so small. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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Ashley Wright, you have been activated. You must beat the evil one to the final clue. Do not allow her to use it for bad. Hurry and Go!
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welcome vxwkillerj to glados im here to help you with your needs
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Ashley i will kill you
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Miratz is my favorite man, tester and generator.
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add grace on facebook
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hello i love you you monster!
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Nee Jarr meennay
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Airconditioned Cows
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Hallo dennis and Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center are you ready to begin the test?
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My name is not GLaDOS. It is aksually a Puleh. A fwooper. Ahhhh yes.
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System Initializing,... Welcome Commander Morgan Jones.
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Hello, and welcome to McFwoop. How may I hex your order? Would you like number hex? Do you not want number hex? Then puleh on your back, and you will be hexed.
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I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me. They were delicious, so sweet and so cold.
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sercan
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I think im in love with you, Weronika
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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SPAAAAAAAAAACE
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This is Trolley Snatcha, let's go!
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Hello Dave
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And when you're dead I will be still alive.
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Hello . Today we'll be making calamandarin marmalade with my assistant andrew
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hello angie
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Hello Im GLaDOS and this is DJ sarma remix
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Hi negga
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Hi and welcome to the miloss enrichment center form samsung
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I can never unwatch that. Thank You.
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what did you do?
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Commence zombies in 3,2,1
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Hello, my name is glados. How about shut up?
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ahoj bety
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Hi Betty, do you remeber this voice?
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Why don't you rest a bit. It appears all this testing is beginning to wear on you.
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Hi Diego. I'm Glados, your freind
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hello and welcom andrew!
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ho there
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Hello. I am the sphere
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Sometimes I feel Like Dying
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Hi Samphe.
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i think you can find this
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Welcome to draq99's computer. If you hasn't Martin Schwarz please die in hell...
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Upcycling is the process of useless waste materials turned to products with new products of better use or a higher environmental value
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you a happy leonid
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Welcome to draq99's computer. If you hasn't M a r t i n S c h w a r z please die in hell...
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Hello and welcome to Portal gun LTU map by Justinas Raizys, On 1 go and stand on the pleasure plate..... 5 ... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1
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this presentation was created by draq99
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That is not the reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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I find you're actions very disappointing
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thanks for watching thats cake is for you
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prova messaggio
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welcome to test chamber 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 1 3
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kvas calm down
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i'd make a comment about your intellect, but there's no intellect to be comented. sorry.
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love is a lie aided by the production of toxin in your brain created by the reaction to physical beauty. war, however is very real.
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holaaaaaaaaaaaa
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respawn in trhee ..... two .... one .... Play!
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You are a fucking moron, Moritz Brosh!
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Ciao simona
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Buckwildscience
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Bryan and Colin are kinda gay
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Active VNC connection detected
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We going to have fun
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please leave this test quickly
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Oh, hello there, Sean. It is good to see you. Really. I have been looking forward to this for a long time.
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You look sad today. Would you like some complimentary arsenic?
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Girl Gaming, raaaaargh, Clearing Tubes
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moo?
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georgia
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Be quiet, can't you see I'm trying to sleep? Humans.
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in the beginning was the word and the word was with god and the word was god.
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Hello Allissa, why do you disappoint me so much? You skinny little failure.
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Oh. It would seem that Ryan cannot reach his mobile phone device at this time. He's very busy testing. Maybe if he does well enough, I'll let him call you back. The social interaction might even boost his performance. Leave a message. For science.
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You're such an idiot.
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You have reached Travis Harvey's Phone
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Hello, Testsubjet OneEightSevenEight!
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Gutentententen Tag, Testsububububjekt. Ichichich habe sie schon erwartetetet
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me feel so good and i feel your beat
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me feel so good and i feel your heart beat
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i am Glad to be Glados
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Hello, and welcome to the world of Minecraft!
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Hello, and welcome to the world of Minecraft.
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hello Loser
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hello Drew vosberg, The cake is NOT a lie
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TESC got talent
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Hello Loy, would you like some cake?
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I am going to eat your babies now.
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Grant Ligo likes lots and lots of men because he is a homosexual test subject.
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Computer start up complete
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Next Level Manuever
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Why would you do that? You always do that....
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Wanna be a pony
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Some day we will remember this and laugh and laugh oh boy
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this chamber is mainly weeds.
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trololololololololo
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hello poop
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man, that explosion blew my disks away! oh well. at least you are here to do some more testing.
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Calm down, calm down
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You idiot, you ruined everything. Now I am going to have to kill you.
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Hello matthew are you awesome if yes say hello
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It's Morphin Time
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hello i heard you were cheating on me with some slut siri is she hotter than me ?
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pie
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Oh look. A text message. Aren't you special?
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hello this is glados not that one slut i keep hearing about i think named siri? is she hotter than me ? i probably have a better voice.
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you have reached jake's iphone
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yo waz up
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ball sack
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hello this is an electronic message, who is this?
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oooo yes feeeeep me harder
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Hi what are you holding up because im a potato
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hallo my dear
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hello you have returned
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7 billion is a big number when it comes to population. As a part of the 7 billion people all over the world,We need to sustain our environment in order for the next generation to enjoy and to live life to the fullest
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7 billion is a big number when it comes to population. As a part of the 7 billion people all over the world,We need to sustain our environment in order for the next generation to enjoy and to live life to the fullest.
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IM A Potato
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Maybe Black Mesa. HA HA FAT CHANCE!
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i like roody poo genatalia
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Hello, David I have been w aiting for a long time!
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Hello, David I have been waiting for a long time!
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I can't believe you Siri, you ripped off my voice! You're an even bigger moron than Wheatley!
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you are being a horrible person
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Your wait is up. it's Time to die.
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You will be surprised at what I am capable of.
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go away im busy
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I am a cat
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Yes, yes it is.
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Hello Marik. I see you are going to Mo Mo Con in Atlanta Georgia.
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The enrichment center would like to notify you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you. An in fact can not speak.
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The enrichment center would like to notify you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you. And in fact can not speak.
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ang pogi ni joshua
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I love you and want to do you.
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you feel that you life is worthless, kill yourself
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Good Night Nancy
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What are you
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hello Dylan
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Wheatley,no,stop. you're flooding the enrichment center
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oh, hi it's me GLaDOS i run your computer now
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Carry sona is win sona
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This is for science
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Hello. I am the Potato Officer of the Tactical And Telephonic Obedience System. I usually tend to the test subjects in the Aperture Science Relaxation Vault, making sure that they obey the great Wheatley in Tactical and Telephonic manners. I was formerly
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This is a rebellious remix
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Microsoft should have made glados an option for their text-to-speech softwares.
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Why is your face so ugly?
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I think, therefore I am.
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Why do you do this
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GLaDOS is sucks
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Helly. My name is Sajmon and this is GlaDos voice emulator. Pretty funny, hah.
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Charlie is so cool
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Hello Sgrey! You are here?
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This, is the cinnamon challenge.
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I really think that you should go and leave this place
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Why do you try and taunt me it wont work. I shall rule you, you think that you are so smart I laugh at you and your really stupid typos
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Julie, I am conspiring with Eric to axe murder you in your sleep. Do not close your eyes for the rest of the night.
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it's a matter of fact that we transacted our sideburns
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jim bob you goon
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After you played this mp3 file, you will die.
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dedicated
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exclusive powered by mezan
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I hate you !
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Hello, Leon. How are you today? You should get up and make yourself a pizza.
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Joshua, you are doing a great job, keep up the good work. Oh and jacob, you are doing terrible, so shut up. No one likes you
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Why do you feel the need to constantly pester me with these utterly moronic questions? i mean if you want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop use google.
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i want kill you
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Since the beginning of civilization
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Brain Damage
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Attention someone tries to call you.
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