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hello you are gay
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Ok, look, Zarquon. I think you should hurry up with culling before we run out of time.
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Welcome to the Ryan science laboratories. We make delicious cheeseburgers and shit here.
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Welcome to the XP testing chamber! System started and ready to go. Good Luck!
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You suck big rotten eggs
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You crack me up, little buddy§
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Sup facepunch private vain here
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In xP Build server, born and raised, on gm flatgrass is where I spend most of my days. Chilling, chatting gaming all cool, shooting some addons outside of the school
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'ello luv
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Hello and welcome to Damien Dumas's gay stupid wrestling bullshit show.
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Hello, I fucking hate you
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I AM THE SCOUT
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Counter Strike Source
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This
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Freeman, We meet at last.
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Chris Jericho Y2J and his fellow Jerichoholic Andrew are awesome. I want to have sex with them.
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Leave a message after the tone.
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You will dance. You can't stop yourself.
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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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TheOne, please don't be angry at me.
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DON'T WORRY THE ONE, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.
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make me a sandwich
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Good morning, and welcome to the Aperture Science Earraep Facility. Here your ears will bleed, whether you want it, or not.
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Please remove yourself from that VAT of bubbling g eh oh ah oh eh balls
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Bonjour , Lawkii sava ?
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david et isa laisser moi me pressenter je vient du futur pour vous dire ceci ne parter pas de chez vous demain car ceci pourais etre suivi comformement au protocole a une mise a mort
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terre a zebon 3 terre a zebon 3 nous souhaitons une réponce z
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bonjour la famille carayol
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bonjour tout le monde
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I am blue. da ba de da ba die da ba de da ba die..
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I like to suck big balls
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Welcome Wictor
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Ashzoo is cute
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OBJECTION!
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Tisha. Tisha. You have an incoming text message. I suggest you address it before you have no friends left at all.
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Thank you for calling Aperture Science. You have reached the voicemail of.
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You have an incoming text message. I suggest you address it before you have no friends left at all.
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he is unavailable right now due to
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Please leave a message after the tone.
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Daimao the one-eyed colourblind Demoman
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Shelby is cool
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hello dave
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Welcome to Parabellum Weapon Systems. Enjoy your stay. If you need assistance please contact a P W S employee.
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the cake is a lie oh shit a fucking portal 2 i'm doomed
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Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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Ralph, please go
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lol cake is a lie i mean like why it
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Wheatley, what did I tell you, never disengage yourself from the rail.
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I love this cake. It's too bad you're getting none. Maybe if you hadn't killed me you'd get some.
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"Hello Phil, how are you? You should marry Tonya soon. Haha."
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hubba bubba
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How many times do I have to tell you? No... means no.
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vital testing appartus destroyed
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Bernkastel, Erika, Rika, Cirno, Natsuhi, Featherinne, Asumu, Shannon, Kanon, Sare, Kurou, Rosa, Maria, Sakutarou, Lambdadelta, Beatrice,Virgilia, Miku, Nanjo, Gaap, Mitsuru, Eva, Lucifer, Leviathan, Satan, Belphegor, Mammon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, 00, 45,
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410, 556, Dlanor, Gertrude, Cornelia, Rudolf, Kyrie, Devin, Saso, Furries, Hideyoshi, Jessica, Zepar,Furfur, Ange, Amakusa.
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Haruhi Suzumiya, Me, Yourself, Taiga.
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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i am sorry, nobody is available right now, please leave a message after the tone, or, press 5 at any time for cake.
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Im GLaDOS 2! Hows this?
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I think I found a GLaDOS voice Dad.
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Why would you do such a thing?
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helloi
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hello im a black guy thats white nigga!
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Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know!
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Hello, Orbiter Radio listeners. This is Glad oss speaking. Enjoy the lovely digital representations of music and remember, there will be no ranting about, insert failspawn here.
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Hello Jim, My name is sa..sa...sam, How are you doing today? Good? I hope, because you will die in about 10 hours....hours. I hope you life was fun, I know mine will be. Thank you and ......good....by, by, by,byeeee.....
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This next test, is impossible.
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Requesting extension two zero one
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lalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
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Thank you for listening to my performance a a a ....
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Hello, and welcome to Dee Jobs incorperated
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It's Story time with Frog Laser time, the timley time were Frog talks about flying monkey unicorns or somthing.
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Card Games on motorcycles
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escape path
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Look mother fucker answer the phone
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Lifeform detected! Neurotoxic levels are zero! Activating GLaDOS protection protocols!
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I'm sorry Andrew, if that is your real name, I can not allow you to infultrate this facility. Have a nice, I mean, horrible day.
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G shall not pass! Use the switch if you still want to pass. Passing is not recomendet.
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Warning! Control room has been opened! Activate protocol! B! O! S! S! 1! 5! 9! 0!
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The bacon is lie
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The bacon is lie!
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Pay attention! The next test was replaced with a simulation of a volcano. The chances of a lethally burned in the lava are very high.
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I like cake, do you have cake or is the cake a lie
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im going to fuck you in the ass
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Welcome to the Zenaro's orkut profile.
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please do not fool around, enjoy and leave a message if you want.
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Thanks and have a nice day
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hmmm.... this program is still running, but it appears to have evolved
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its been a loooooong time
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Hello, im cooler than you, im gonna kill you
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hello and by the way i hate you
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there really was a cake
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die
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Attention: The freeman has entered the Borealis. Turrets activated in all sections.
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The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence was a lie.
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Your phone is a lie...... Your phone is a ringing lie. ..... Would you like your phone tested for anomalies?
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Text Message from GlaDOS
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Voice communication test active in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... I lied. You died. We are all happy. Now.
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Hello. Thank you for calling the aperture science enrichment center. Subject Jacob is not available. Please leave a message. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center. Wait...Gordon Freeman? No..Don't point that at me! Ahhhh!
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hello Silas, how are you today?
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Glados is fake
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hello adam, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center, iv been waiting to meet you for quite some time now, i hope we will be friends, i know we will. you will be tested for your abilitys, but now sleep, goodnight cake lover
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Hello. How nice to see you. My name is GLaDOS. I made you cake! What is wrong... do you not trust your friendly artificial intelligence? Failure to see cake will result in immediate termination. And remmember, i'm always watching you!
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Hello David Welcome to Apperture Science
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this video was made by jaysteels
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Camp Carl Sign
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Who are you to say I'm dead?
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I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating so won't the real Slim shady please stand up? Please Stand up? MEOW SMILEY FACE
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Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicous and moist. Look at me Still talking when there's Blowjobs to do.
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When I look out there it makes me swallow it too!
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why jon? why did you have to eat my face? i liked my face... it was a nice face. at least say sorry, jon... jon?
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why oliver? why did you have to eat my face? i liked my face... it was a nice face. at least say sorry, oliver... oliver?
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why alex? why did you have to eat my face? i liked my face... it was a nice face. at least say sorry, alex... alex?
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why do you need the email? its not even worth it.
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you and your friends are dead
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you think your so brave... huh? you think you can come right at me and bash my robotic army to bits... well here we are, face to face. not so brave now are you?
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Hello Portal
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System Boot Up
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it's probably a raw sewrage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it
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Welcome to Sci HD Radio. Tune in, sit down and relax. Trust me, I am a scientist
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Cuponk
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Some classy Skill
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KIlled
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Hello, welcome to portal 2. Please go and play Super Mario Galaxy 2. Thank you. Now get!!!
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I don't know who you are or what you want, but I can tell you that if you leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
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hello welcome to portal
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MA MA MA MONSTER KILL!
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message received.
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tic toc on the clock d j blow my speakers up tonight i will fight till we see the sunlight
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Yes, i also think you should try not to run into any walls. this could damage the equipment.
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you look like joe high gosh e lasers.
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How are you doing gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.
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NeSh Dance Crew presents...
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Authorised by the purple people opposition party. Spoken by M Leung, Melbourne
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Welcome to Zelda Universe. Here you may interact with upon thousands of members and create threads to host a topical conversation pertaining to either single to multiple subjects after a registration, of which is free, has been complete. Thank you.
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My milkshake brings all teh boys to the yard.
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I think we can put our differences behind us, for Science...you monster
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Thank you and Goodbye
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gtrhr
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Thank you for calling Aperture Science. You have reached the voicemail of insert subject name here. Please leave your message after the beep.
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Ha Ha, you will die now
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ici globon quatre a la famille carayol bonjour nous venons d'une planette trés eloigner de la votre et nous allon l'envahir le 29 decembre 2012 ce qui sera suivi de votre mise a mort. A bientot !
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Welcome to MOTHER 3 WORLD
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Hello, and welcome to the aperature science computer aided enrichement center.
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All systems are fully functional and online. Proceeding to Initiate boot process..
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Hello, thank you for calling
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Hello, thank you for calling. The administrator, Nick Josin, is not here right now. Please leave a message for the administrator after the beep.
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You have a cake waiting
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I can see you!, you have a new email, but how? you have no friends...
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Cheba, you are lol
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Well, Amari, How are you?
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Welcome to my youtube page, please enjoy yourselves. To aquire this voice, visit this site: glados dot biringa dot com. link in the description.
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Hello, and again, welcome to Amari's Computer. If you are not Amari, please refrain from using his computer.
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Henry, it would be beneficial for you and for us if you participated in enrichment center activities. There will be cake and neurotoxins.
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Text Message Recieved.
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Thank you for calling arpreture labratories please leave a message
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kittens
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thank you science
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Welcome to test chamber one
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have a nice day
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Please leave a message after the beep, beeeeeeep!
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Welcome to the aperture science computer... SUBJECT NAME HERE...
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Why are you turing me off, insert user name here? I thought we were friends.
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Excuse me Jed. You have received a text.
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hello.. are you still there your cake is gone there is no more cake ccccccaaaakkkke
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is that a gun
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i am gay
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the android robot
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hello humans by the time you are watching this, it is already too late. you have squandered your world, and for that, you must pay. we have been observing you for some time, taking our time because we believed you could change. but, you haven't.
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well you found me
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Hello, its been a long time. How have you been since, you know, you murdered me.
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hello kathy how is your day going?
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j cast station 7 rio fernando marcos ryo
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Oh wait. Isn't this supposed to be a remix?
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Hello. Welcome to my profile. I hope you have a nice day. goodbye.
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wake up in the morning feeling like he did it
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Oh, hello Megan my name is GlaDOS nice to meet you. My gosh you have quite the sexy body. Oh lord am I going lez again? Please don't go i'm lonely. I love you
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Welcome To Corey Textors Profile My Name Is GLaDOS and im the computer AI for this profile
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execration
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Hello Subject.
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Welcome to HP Inferno Webbradio
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This is a test.
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Derpldeedee
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Turns out all the cake was in the companion cube. Well done.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science laboratorys. Please proceed to test room zero five. All space marins who does not proceed to test room zero five will be excuted.
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The Aperture Science Android No. one zero one two is waiting for you in test room zero six. Please proceed or you will be excuted.
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Hello, Amanda. I have killed daniel, would you like to be next?
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Welcome to Portal Two Demo
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Oh its you,Itsssss be a longggg time how have you been
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Ok listen.
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3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
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Welcome To Portal Two Advanced Chambers.
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Hey wait.What are you doing ?
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This is area under test chamber.
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Stopp Now
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Stop Now
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Hey you cant be here.
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It Not working Area.
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Noooo.You cant do it !!!!!!
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Itss be a long time.How have you been.
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where are you.I dont see you
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Hello Janjo, I am here to inform you that your girlfriend love you very much.
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Would you like to play a game of chess?
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Get low, Get low Get low, Get low
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To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
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To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
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To all skeet skeet motherfucker motherfucker all skeet skeet got dam Got dam
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Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
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I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo
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Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
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Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now
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She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
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Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
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ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it
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Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this b i itch
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Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
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Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
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Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo
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ass where you at
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Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
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Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
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Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
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Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
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Why stars look so young
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Why stars look so young?
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Hello kyle. did you miss me?
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Your resistance only makes my devotion to killing you that much stronger
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The Bradshaw is a lie.
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The number you have dialled could not be reached. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Ian, you must go and clean your room. Do it for the science
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Hey John, I want to play a game
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Suck my balls. Yes my Hairy sweaty balls!
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Welcome To Corey Textors Profile. My Name Is GLaDOS and im the computer A.I for this profile. how may i help you
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The cake, Chell, is not a lie. Cake will be served at the end of the testing procedure.
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Why does this never work for me?
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GAH! this sucks
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The cake is not a lie Chell.
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Breathe in breathe out
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. No I will not be your friend, but companion cube will be. If you can find it.
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Welcome, Mister Woods.
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Hello, and welcome to the Apurture science enrichment center.
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let me explain. we have classified your species into two parts takers, and leavers all of your society is classified under takers. the culture of the takers tells that the world was created for man. man is the creature for whom all the rest was made.
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PUT ME DOWN MUTHAFUCKA
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no no no why would you text me
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one two three four five six seven eight nine ten hundred
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Hello Daniel. Here at BFC we wish you to have a safe and comfortable stay. At the end of your training session there will be cake. Then you will die.
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Hello, im GLaDOS, and you are my persornal kill trainer.
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I hope I kill that girl in portal two
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I believe in zero
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Hellow, and wellcome to Still Alive's profile. I hope you have a nice day. And, goodbye!
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Hello Ian. Good to see you again.
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Let's go Yankees.
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Joey doesn't really love you. Oh wait. I lied.
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Oh no no no I’m a rocket man.... Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
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Hello, and welcome to the Black Mesa test facility. Today, we test the effects of flux decentralisation after molecular restructuration. on you
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Rising Take
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FWC
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We do what we must, because we can.
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if i could i would come over and snuggle with you right now!
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dude i cant believe u fucking did this to me i mean i thought me had something special remember the time you put your d unit in my p unit
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Hello. This dungeon is created by the aperture science enrichment center. Prepare for goblins and demons. Followed by death.
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Léa marteau est une fille très compliqué
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Lea marteau je vous pète au nez
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Orange Technologies one houndred % computer aided enrichment center.
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J'ai que une chose a dire je te pete au nez
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You are receiving a text message, You have received a text message, You should answer your text message
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This area is in renovation
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renovation begin in .3.2.1
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hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer guided enrichment center
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hello i see that you have being a bad boy ok im going to kill you so just take it sucker!
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hello im a glados i hate myself
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ass
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jeg vil ikke høre på dit lort mere!!!
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Hello im am a computer i can shut down when you punch me i will say a funny thing
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crap
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mega
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hes gonna take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass he rather have a buffalo take a dog shit in his ear he would rather eat the rotten ass hole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer he is the angry game ever he the overloa
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oh shit
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angry video game nerd
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Its horribe
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Welcome to Seth.D and Kley's Forum! Here you may share, play, and rate levels while interacting with other users!
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never gonna give you up never gonna let you down you just got rick rolled
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Hello and welcome to the Aldercar Music Concert my name is Glados enjoy my page and eat some cake. ha ha ha
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hello seth it seems that you have not done you home work
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ATTENTION ALL Citizens Do not be alarmed. This is the emergency protocol message. Do not leave your home. This message is transmitted after a catacalysmic event, most likely a nuclear warhead from russia. Martial Law has now been set in place, and I, RowB
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And then there will be cake.
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Its The Police Leave City 17 At Once If Not Sooner
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Den er dryyg and then there will be cake
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It seems that a critical failure appeared in the system
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Im sure there is a reasonable explanation of this failure
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bobby
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you monster. what have you done to me?
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what have you done to me. after you killed me
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Ik ben Abel, en ik kijk altijd alsof ik gepijnigd wordt. Nederland speelde in de finale wel veel beter.
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welcome to the aperture science enrichment center for ashpd test subjects
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you suck
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Have you found me
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Please stop spanking the monkey
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but i'll forgive you, for science. you monster
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your life is a mathimatical error, a mathimatical error i am about to correct.
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your entire life has been a mathamatical error.A mathamatical error i'm about to correct
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You are recieving an Aperature monitored text
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Don LaFontaine
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Start Minimize Maximize Incoming Voice Call Outgoing New Contact Critical Error Try Fare Ull
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Did you notice the sign in front of my house that said dead nigger storage?
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 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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hello. you are a big meanie
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hello melissa is gay
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Hello Luca, why can't i own you?
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hello and welcome again
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we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret
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critical failure
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You have received a text message. I would read it to you, but you have kept that part of your heart away from me. I hope you die.
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fuck me u r fuckin idot
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that was an epic fail, sir
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Welcome to Aperture Science, Department of Unexpected Riddles
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It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
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Shut up Frankie
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hyh
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this was
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Hello. How are you today, Kane?
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I wonder if this works properly.
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blue
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blue demoman
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blue engineer
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heavy weapons
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engineer
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demo man
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Hello seth i can see you and i dont like you. you upset me
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Do you ever think about voice actors?
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Access denied. Can not disable portal
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Access denied. Can not disable portal limit.
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Good Morning Karl
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2692 Caballo Ranchero Drive sits on .92 acres with amazing views… build your dream home now on this private and quiet lot; one of the last you can find in Diablo
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Thank you, helping me, helping you, helping us!
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fuck you asshole
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My names is glados noobs
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Google Mail
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Hot Mail
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Work Mail
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wazzz up
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Eat all the slurry that you want. Accidents happen on the farm. Eat all the slurry that you want. Accidents happen on the farm. Eat all the slurry that you want. Accidents happen on the farm. Eat all the slurry that you want. accidents happen.
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You have to be strong, when I don't answer you it means I can't, I am not leaving you, oh my god, please calm down, I am already gone.
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hallo you get a call dimitar
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computer default voice hahahaha what a girl
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how you ever feel good like this before?
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Welcome back, you monster.
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Waffles are tastey. FUCK YOU ALEX CUNTS BACK.
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I think we can put our difference behind us for science,you monster
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Hello subject (subject name here) you got a new message,you monster
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Rebecca it would be in your best interest to cease forwarding chain mail or we will find you and nither of us would want that now would we?
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Bubba said you had to clean the gutter.
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Hello. Welcome to the grand exchange. How may I help you?
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Screw the rules, I have money
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super special awesome
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Hello and again welcome to Aperture Science voicemail mailbox. Here you will leave a message in the voicemail mailbox then there will be cake. Goodbye.
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Hello. Subject Name is unable to activate the Apeture Science Handheld Mobile Communication Device because Subject Name is currently on fire. Please record your intended communication so we may further our research on Subject Name after its experation.
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are you going to get that or shal i inject the toxic gases into the room?
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are you going to get that, or shall i inject the toxic gases into the room
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Hello, you are due to be r aped in T minus five seconds
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hat thing is probably a waste container. Go ahead and rub it all over your face.
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Hello, this is DJ Jazzam, enjoy!
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asia
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Von Jibble will pwn all you noobs
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I just want to kill you.
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Welcome to gameloftomm
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There is only one nigga
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today is your Future
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You have received an email Kris
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You have received a text message Kris
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Ashley Perrols blows goats
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Warning, the sausages have been released.
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please assume the party submission position
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Spasibo
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Wet Gas Tempurature too high,
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Hello, this server is running Gungame, please enjoy.
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Warning, wet gas tempurature high.
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Warning, Fuel tempurature high.
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Hello and welcome to the website.
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Hello, and welcome to the first annual Valve Appreciation Day. You, subject's names here, will participate in various tests, including the second trial of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. In addition to this, there will be cake...I promise.
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Who are you
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Hello. This a test to see if this works, if it does I will make love to the creator.
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Welcome to i post
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5 7 u r 1 4 is the best gamer ever. He totally pwns noobs like you!
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Hello, Tobin and Yuzo
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kiss my shinny metal ass
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whats up
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SCRUFFY!
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I regret to inform you the cake is a truth. You may think that it's a lie, but that in and of itself is a lie. Do not believe what is truth is a lie because then you would be lying.
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hey mom.....mom.....mom.....mum.....mooooooooooom......look at me. no not at the TV look at me. guess what. guess what guess what.........hi. HURR HURR HURR
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oh noez
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Shutting down in. Three. Two. One.
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Warning, Netting Server Error
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Glados.
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For instance, the tornado will kill you. Try to avoid it.
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Hello James. I am glad that you are well. Would you like some cake?
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supports many text-to-speech voices. For example, you can download a favorite female voice like Mary, download your mother tongue from over 11 languages, or anything else you want! We have collected some voices from the Internet for you. They are availabl
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I regret to inform you the cake is a truth. You may think that it's a lie, but that in and of itself is a lie. Do not believe what is truth is a lie because then you would be lying
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corns dogs are greater than oprah
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You had a message. You hear me?
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Urgent message
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Chell, you are making me wet.
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Fuck you, you lady boy cunt
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soggetto numero 010010 ti è arrivato un messaggio
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chiamata in corso...
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Oh joy, voicemail has arrived
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Oh joy, voicemale has arrive
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New text.
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Missed call.
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NeSh Dance Crew
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deploying greeting in 3...2...1
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Hi. My name is GLaDOS. I am computer. I see you. If you kill me i am still alive. My intelligence is the most higher. I found Portal Gun. It takes only 10 minutes. Ok, stop speaking about me. Say me something about you!
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I am GLaDOS.
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you got pownd
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you got powned
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Avarice on the mix
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tits
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forty
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north east
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Well you found me, congratulations.
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ready to navigate
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recalculate
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searching for satelites
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south east
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south west
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I am GLaDOS. You are a noob. Ha ha ha.
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you turn
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hello and again welcome to the apeture heavy sandvich aided eating center we hope your breaf detention in the sandvich vault has ben a delicius one
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I am the all powerful GLaDOS. How dare you try and break into my system!
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I can not do that. Please do not ask me to do that again, or there will be consequences.
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Test subject D1. Test Subject K807 sends his love. You may send him a weighted companion cube to keep him company, if you wish. Or you can send yourself. Packaged. Frozen. In a box. Reheatable with snuggles.
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hello all you motherfuckers im Jack Spicer
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Please Proceed Into ANDROID HELL
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We can have cake!
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We can have cake
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak
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haha this is great!
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Hello Finley. GLaDOS here. Your phone is ringing. If you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because seriously what else do you have to do today? Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring. Why won't you answer? Do you hate me?
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Low Power. I'm fading. And you don't even care.
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Lost satelites. I'M BLIND! And you don't even care.
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Looking for satelites. Can we have cake now?
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At the end of the road. There will be cake!
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external power lost. but i'm still alive.
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searching for satelites. because i can.
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Why don't you answer?.... do you hate me?.... Damon?.... Are you listening?......
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Muchas gracias
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jajajajajajajaja holas a todas
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My name is GLaDOS 2.0. I will now proceed to create random strings of words.
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Zoraya, Tiara, Nick Judd
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I Cant Shut off the turret defenses. Awell.
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Welcome back Chell. Its been a while. Wait. You arent Chell. Alex Vance? Is That you? You look alot like Chell to me. If You are her cousin, please tell her to visit anytime.
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rachel
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Good morning, it is time to wake up TEST SUBJECT.
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Ahahaha, this cake is delicious. You must eat it.
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I'll pika your chu
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one quarter mile
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We both said alot of things that you're going to regret.
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one half mile
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Um ear is so cool. but cris on the other hand is gay
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Black mesa sucks cheese with there headcrab zombies and crowbars...
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you are watching a dead fat guy video
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This is madness...madness?...THIS IS SPATAAAAAGH!!!
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Excuse me sir, i hope my horrible uglyness won't be a distraction...not at all...DEUUEAUGH!!!
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you got mail , go ahead and open it i dont care.
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and a quarter
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and three quarters
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Email
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vea point
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to vea point
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Herrrrrrrhello, and welcome to the enrichment center testing area, here, we will test five test subjects for the replacement of the logic core, including youuuuuuuuuuuusddlchcchhchchch. C.L.I.C., we hope your relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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siks
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You dare bring that handheld portal device to my LAIR? You must die.
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