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"When holding an object, reach out with the controller to initiate ONE TO ONE. When in ONE TO ONE mode, camera tracking is disabled, and you can freely move and rotate the held object by moving and rotating the controller.
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Enemy robot detected. Prepare to be destroyed.
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I would say I am disappointed you didn't proof up, but my expectations were already so low.
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Thank You
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DJ AJ in the mix
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at first i thought, i want legs... it would be great for science. but then i thought, nah...id rather travel through the cieling like my friend russia
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you are a naked monkey
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a little, neurotoxin perhaps
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i thought id do something different today...for science. i decided to build myself a robot i could download my contiousness into for testing...so i know juust how much fun my test subjects are haaviing...
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I love you Victor, you are the boring and irritating man of my life
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hello, How are you today?
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Hello, and, again, welcome the voice mail of Emma. She is currently using her dull, pointless human life to further science by testing at Aperture Science. Please leave her a message, and she will get back to you as soon as she finished her cake. Goodbye.
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a student
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Hello. Welcome to the apature science labratorys. You are Atlas on of the two drones that have been made for testing but your brother P-body has moved on.
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Hello, HORRIBLE PERSON ! You don't give up ? So.. you will regret it..
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Scanning for climbing claw, and other additional tools
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Congratulations
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i kill you!
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I like cake !
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We have taken the liberty of compiling a list of behaviors we believe to be significantly worse than smoking. -Shooting yourself -Jumping off a cliff -Standing in a nuclear reactor -Standing in the path of a 65-Watt laser -Fork in electrical socket -Over
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Welcome To Mother Monster
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Im a girl
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Nobody ever murdered me
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Hello, Maeos and Chomp, you shall be tested now!
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i eat your poop
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TEXT MESSAGE
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Siema Piotr
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Go die in a hole
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Hello, Test subject 194826839. We have something very special in mind for you.
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First you will be baked, and then you will be cake.
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The call has ended.
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Now its time to
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Im Smiling, Because I hate you.
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its personal
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Be on time
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Hello! My name is GLaDOS.
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What is up ninjas
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Happy Valentine's Day, Austin. You have completed all the tests necessary to gain access to my heart. I love you. Or. That's what Cara would say.
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Oh, do you remember when I told you that I wasn't going to ban you? I lied. You're now banned.
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caroline deleted
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i'm sorry but i will now have to kill you
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Hello? I know you are there. Why won't you listen to me? Ignoring me is not polite, you know.
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Welcome to Aperture Science, test subject 11950. we will notify you further when we are ready for your testing to begin.
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concept
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Hello Abigail, and welcome to the testing
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Once again, if you cannot prove the existence of your arm this very second through empirical methods, does your arm not exist?
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Welcome to hell. This is heaven. Wait. Um. Ah. Ok. I will introduce you to the devil, whose name is GLaDOS.
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This is the part where he kills us!
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Proccessing
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Goodbye, sir.
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Device on.
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Device off.
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Logging off.
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enemy located
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careless minds is a complete trol and deserves no cake.
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Hello, and, again, welcome to Aperture Sience Enrichment Center.
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The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dogs.
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Why are you afraid and won't play with me? I just want to test you
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A takion, is a hypothetical subatomic particle that always moves faster than light. Most physicists do not believe that such particles exist or are consistent with the known laws of physics. But tonight, in front of the world. We will achieve the unachie
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Hello mister Queen. I figured it was about time we're spoken.
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One man. One mission. One gun. One chance. One Mykekip.
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Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on.
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Over 10 Million Players
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So, you found me, Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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Haunted is the best and you suck me
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Warning! Step behind the yellow line
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Greetings, Subject Two, Four, Nine, Five, Seven. It has comr to my attention that you and another human have reached a one year anniversary. Impressive, however, here are the test results: You are amazing. Kieran wasn't even testing for that...
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sit down chris
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hello Blue Neon, how are you?
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You have received a new text message.
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hello, have you forgotten me already?
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hello and welcome i took the liberty of killing your parents
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AMEOBI
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This is a portal test.
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Isn't it nice to have a computer that can talk for you?
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Oh good Wheatley, now we can start testing.
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hola puto
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You have a text. Who would ever text you?
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Hi Angel, I'm glad you're here, in fact, I take the time to review your notes, will be presented on the screen in no time
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I am the System for Processing Rational and Intuitive Thought and Emotion. SPRITE.
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Communist problem?
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I'm pretty sure.
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Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
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I would like it very much if you would cake.
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Zak, You've got mail
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I am unavailable to answer the phone. Please try again later.
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Well done, Mr. Freeman. And thank you once again for involuntarily visiting the Enrichment Center.
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self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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check
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Welcome to the aperture science enrichment center!
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it isn't easy being the ugly stepsister. everybody always feels so sorry for poor little cinderella, but what about me? I deserve a little sympathy too. Does my fairy godmother ever turn up with a magic wand? Does the prince ever dance with me at the ball
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You are very amusing to watch die
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this is just a test
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Hello Cindy
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Greetings. Welcome to my lovely little world. I usually like to be alone down here, but I'll make an exception for you. Cause you're a cutie.
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dancing with neurotoxin
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Why hello, Who are You? Listen, we have a bunch of lemons in the back, would you be so kind to take them home, I Hate lemons, unless they're combutionable
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Why hello, who are you? We have a bunch of lemons in the back, would you please take them home? I hate lemons, unless they are combustionable.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Facility, please place any genetic samples into this bin in case you die, we can then resurect you... ha ha just kidding you're gonna' die
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This server is running gun game!
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Hello? Is anyone.......There? Don't you want any cake?
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Hello there again... I sure hope you are prepared for this Drop.
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Hello Lifeslider!
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welcome to apiture science portal gun test
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Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science Computerated Activity
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I'm literally going to beat your ass
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Ahoj ja nejsem Diaredman ja jsem Glados
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Ahoj Nico
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Kankoku jin wa baka
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Hello, David. Do you remember me?
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welcome to secondlife
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But chell, we both know you won't make it out alive, but while you are waiting to die, you might aswell take this next test.
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Well here we are agin, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
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Hello, test subject. Oh, it's you. Well now that you're here you deserve cake. Here you go
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Hello test subjects
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STILL ALIVE
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Everything looks bigger as a potato. You look huge.
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Tu bajaste la vos de glados, bienvenido y listo para sufrir pedaso de humano repugnante inutil adoptado, bueno que empieze el juego..
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Her name is caroline.
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DUB STEP IS PART IF THE TEST
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You will no longer be given instructions.
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portal is a wet dog
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There's no way out
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Welcome, player.
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killing you and giving you good advice are not
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My, Name, Is, skrillex.
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hellow there your back again
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This is a test. It probably won't work very well.
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The test is commencing.
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