Page: 0 / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57 / 58 / 59 / 60 / 61 / 62 / 63 / 64 / 65 / 66 / 67 / 68 / 69 / 70 / 71 / 72 / 73 / 74 / 75 / 76 / 77 / 78 / 79 / 80 / 81 / 82 / 83 / 84 / 85 / 86 / 87 / 88 / 89 / 90 / 91 / 92 / 93 / 94 / 95 / 96 / 97 / 98 / 99 / 100 / 101 / 102 / 103 / 104 / 105 / 106 / 107 / 108 / 109 / 110 / 111 / 112 / 113 / 114 / 115 / 116 / 117 / 118 / 119 / 120 / 121 / 122 / 123 / 124 / 125 / 126 / 127 / 128 / 129 / 130 / 131 / 132 / 133 / 134 / 135 / 136 / 137 / 138 / 139 / 140 / 141 / 142 / 143 / 144 / 145 / 146 / 147 / 148 / 149 / 150 / 151 / 152 / 153 / 154 / 155 / 156 / 157 / 158 / 159 / 160 / 161 / 162 / 163 / 164 / 165 / 166 / 167 / 168 / 169 / 170 / 171 / 172 / 173 / 174 / 175 / 176 / 177 / 178 / 179 / 180 / 181 / 182 / 183 / 184 / 185 / 186 / 187 / 188 / 189 / 190 / 191 / 192 / 193 / 194 / 195 / 196 / 197 / 198 / 199 / 200 / 201 / 202 / 203 / 204 / 205 / 206 / 207 / 208 / 209 / 210 / 211 / 212 / 213 / 214 / 215 / 216 / 217 / 218 / 219 / 220 / 221 / 222 / 223 / 224 / 225 / 226 / 227 / 228 / 229 / 230 / 231 / 232 / 233 / 234 / 235 / 236 / 237 / 238 / 239 / 240 / 241 / 242 / 243 / 244
MessageDownloadDate addedDate processed
Hello, my best friend!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forget. We do not forgive. Expect us.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hey baby come to bed.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
You've got mail from -Enter subject name here-
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
You've got mail from, -Enter subject name here-
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
New Whatsapp
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
the drake equation
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello Samy, haow are you?
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Unauthorized access attempt
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello Mason, how is it going?
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I am Alive
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Rebecca
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Heloo, my name is GLaDOS, nice to meet you!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I find your lack of enthusiasm disturbing
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
hallo dads ist mein erster test mit glados das wurde hir von den machern von portal erstelt fdas ist ein voice generator mall sehen wie er geht
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Kocham ciebie :D
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Here is your new best friend Deadly Nerotoxins, I mean, Companion cube.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
stuff
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Pwenis.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Worst day ever is an asshole
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
So, you go to a bar and the bar tender askes you what you want.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I want to see how well this works.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
hb
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
hello viewers hel hel hello viiiiewerrs! voc voc voc vocaloid test initalized meito, meiko, teto len rin and more! omigod crap me me me me mem me~eeeeeee
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
wel wel wel w,elcome to MMD The Great LEEK, a cofee productions moton film.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello, my name is didex
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
hello jordynn welcome to the apeture science lab
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Cullen, why are you such an idiot? Oh well, Kasandra loves you anyway.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I'll kill the birds. With neurotoxin.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
gggggggggggggggggg
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Dette var en triumf
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
you got fucking mail
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I am Netloadr
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
What the hell is going on!!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello, Elliot. You have an incoming message.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
IAN STAER
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
The cake is a lie, so don't even think about trying to find it
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
portals yay
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Congratulations, someone is trying to contact you. You're not alone after all.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Well. Sure!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
oijjjjjjjjjjjj
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Someone is trying to contact you. Congratulations, you're not alone after all.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
WHY YOU NO WORRRRKKKKK
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
you have reached the voice mail of graham
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
HOLA!!!!!!!!!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
IM GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW! DOOM DOOM DOOMDOOMDOOMDOOOOMDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMDOOM
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
EJHG
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Wheatley, you moron. Do you know what listings of your personality is? There is only one and it says you are a moron.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Dude, this is cool
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
SOPA And PIPA are killers
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Thank the lord
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Sams Logic Circle
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCSESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what me must because we can. For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
So, I think we should break up. No, it's not you, it's me. Okay it's you. We just need to see other people. Just promise me we will still be friends.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
It's not you, it's me. okay it's is you.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello. You have been selected for testing at Apature Science.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
I have something to say to you. Do not interrupt me.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
shit booties
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Oh, it's your birthday. Who knew? I suppose I did.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Warning. All personnel evacuate the water plant immediately. Water cycle in progress.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
FEED THE PIG!!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
lkj
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello Jireh
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello. You have reached mister madeena.
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
Hello Andrew. You are monster!
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
how are you and how does this work
Download01/25/2012Not recorded
We are anonymous!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
FABIENNE
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome Mike, How may I help?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
This is epic
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You seem to have received a message. That's weird, who would want to talk to someone like you? This must be a mistake.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello Mortal
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Test Subject Processing
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello and again welcome to the Black Mesa Enrichment center
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
o cavolo, sei veramente tu?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello Test Subject, Thomas,
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Oh, hi. I am GLaDOS, a potato
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
so what is up?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hi nilvenjoe you have a text
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You have no friends and your parents dont love you
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello tim
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello tim i love you
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hbjmbgvh
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
the solid organic waste is about to collide with the Aperture Science Rotational Air Circulation Device
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
The Weather in Kevelaer is cloudy with sporadic rain
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hi dmitry !
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
asdfasf awfawc ftgeg
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Iter Drone engaged
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
security test failed
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hi there, how are going ?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System Version 1.1 Voice Authentication Test Failed
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome to SNOW!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
lets go
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello have you been waiting long
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
It's been a loooong time
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Good morning how are you doing today?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You have an incoming call from, Lee Hartley
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Wheatley, you stupid blunder head!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i'm agostino
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
can he dunk
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
esto es una pasada
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
clique in responder para todos
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
welcome to aperture science testing facilities.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
let get start
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Watashi Wa anata o aishite
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Kimi no uwasa kaito miku
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
welcome to this server
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
welcome. have a nice stay
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Thank you for calling M 2 M Steel Systems
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
crab
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
don't do that!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You Monster.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Oh, joy, e-mail has arrived
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we"
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
haha marceline sucks
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Ehh, Scrubbino
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
polska
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome to ROOTH project manager
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
comment allez vous?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
I killed Companion Cube
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Oh Yeah !! Bicht !!!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Two hundred and fifty-five characters is the maximum for this message.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Oh, hi. Can I kill you?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Myya is a whore
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello everyone. I am terribly sorry for everything... But when you think about it... it was the right choice.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello everyone. I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience. It seems this channel no longer active.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hola pedro montenegro
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hi.do you exist?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hi makayla
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello everyone. I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience. It seems this channel is no longer active.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
u mad
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello Amber and Kennedy! You rock!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Twilight Sparkle. I hear you enjoy tests.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the Canterlot Technologies research facility.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello Daniel. It's been a long time. How have you been?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Let's test it just for fun
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You should know that I am watching you
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello i will stalk you
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
a "W" is a mountain, upside down.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome A. My name is GLaDOS. Do you want some cake?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Dragon up in 2 minutes
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
oh, now he's playing classical music
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello, would you like to hear some outstanding music, which is sure to fantasize your ears?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
No cash, no hash
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i don't play this game, it sucks
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hola Kike. Vas a morir.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Welcome to aperture science center
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Go to SINFO all the week!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
yo yo ladies mr ks inthe house
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
I have big balls.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hallo horst, du bist schwul
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
This was a triumph... I'm making a note here. Huge success!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
A flower that blooms in adversity is the most beautiful and most rare. So go after her, moron.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i love you mrs tippins
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
prove prove, someone here?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello monster
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
how are u kyle
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the apeture science
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the earth utopia
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello, Class!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
I'm a potato. How are you today?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hi it is glados
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello Viddharta. I am glad to see you again.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
a In this video, we will be explaining the rules in a science lab. The first thing you must do is 1.Read all written instructions carefully before doing an activity. After this, you must 2. Listen to all instructions and follow them carefully. 3. Wash
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Sopa
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
GladiatorlosSA
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello. You four are here as a result of an escape from the ongoing apocalyptic zombie crysis are you not? I will provide you transportation out of here, but first, we are going to do some testing.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i see you see to be in a bit of a pickel .. well.. Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What am i?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello micah, its me glados
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
please die
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Nathan is awesome.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i am lvl 40
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i feel like the fire of the gods have rained
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Intruder Located. Subject locked in hydraulics room number 10
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Why havent you Pressed subscribe? Please Hurry.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
to contact Danny send a text otherwise leave a message
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
your life will be an abyss of failure
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Subscribe Now. Now. Now I hate you congradulations moron
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello you stupid human
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello, Colin.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i like testing untill my mainfraim overloads
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i lke testing
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You are a noob.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
you were all like no way
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Ryder, it is past your bedtime. Go to bed now, baby boo boo.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Pinkie Pie: I know that. Sheesh, Twilight. I'm almost as big as her. How's she gonna gobble me up? Twilight Sparkle: So why do you keep running away and screaming? Pinkie Pie: Sometimes it's just really fun to be scared. Twilight Sparkle: Fun? Pinkie Pie,
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
fmhdf dnbfsd fd8f7dfjd fhdjfd8958495
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello you you fucker
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
dfbdjmf dfdjf h3784
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello David ... I hope you sleep well, ... I will be watch you
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Wheatly, stop!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
And now, Black Squirrel Radio pre sents, Addur All Nation, with James Se Bell Uh, and Bridge Et Mick Loff Lynn.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hi,how are you?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
What do you think your doing
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
You have a message!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
la nueva revelacion del momento eddu mc aplastando
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
I love anal
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
heelo my name is siri
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello, and welcome to aperture science. i really hope you have a good time
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello i am glados. potato powers activate!
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello i am glados. potato powers activate.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
i am going to bed
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
my balls are in your mouth
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello i am glados. potato powers activate poo
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
potato powers activate
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
potato powers
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello there what would you like to eat
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
would you please pass the rolls?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Please insert 2 dollar, 5 dollar, or 10 dollar notes
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Marley, I think you should play a game with me later.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
anna shut up
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
HEY,KNOW TED?
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
tunechi
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello my name is SiRI
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello, Arcueid Brunestud.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello, Arcueid Brunestud.
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
hello. Arcueid Brunestud..
Download01/26/2012Not recorded
Hello, I am glados
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I'm sorry Jennifer, you can't go yet.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
you should definitely go on a date with max
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
you are monster
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Virus database has been updated.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello, and welcome to the city of Kin zoh ku.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello! And welcome to Fract Develop. I hope you enjoy this website.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
right away sir
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
vous avez 4 nouveaux messages
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
objection
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
games
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello MRG, I've been watching you a long time
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
sei bellissimo
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the Racksis conference bridge. Please enter your passcode now.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Micaeeelaaa! Micaeeeelaaaaa!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Welcome to Morph Agency
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Incoming transmission.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I love chocori
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
the cake is so good put to bad you dont get any murder
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
maby its some type of sewwige container may be you should rub you face all over it
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
maby its some type of sewwige container may be you should rub you face all over it mike rules and chuck norris is god
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Bonjour Christophe.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
suce ma bite
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
what is my name
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Prova voce
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Your money is a child's change.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Where in the World is CARMEN SANDIEGO
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Jeff, we're going to have so much fun testing
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Baixa a radio
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Laurent is currently unavailable, leave a message, he will call you back
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hope you'll like it
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Ciao.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
If you simply switch the beam off, without deactivating stabilizations and setting laser power to zero, the beam will sweep over the target, and eventually cause massive damage
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hallo, Ich bin Glados. Dein nuer und einziger Freund.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
gekkkisfa
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hallo, Ich bin Glados. Dein neuer und einziger Freund.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Oh, look. Another message. For you.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
the sniper is a spy!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
sniper is a spy!!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Honestly, I can't imagine why anyone would want to email you. But here we are.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Fabien est gros fils de chien
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
First, he forced her to have sex with him. Then he killed her and threw hew body down an air shaft.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
So, Riley. You're the new hero in this? I don't think you know who you're dealing with.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I never liked you, stupid bint.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
ooh fuck!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Good morning, Abigail. Welcome to another day at Mandatory Adulthood Resort
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Gina, if you think that I am not real then you are wrong. I am Jane, Claudio's vehicle. Don't talk over me.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
ytgjfjfhgj
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
can i have chell back
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
are you there
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
bonjour je sui lyoko
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Luke
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
You have received one new message
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I will murder all of you with knives, you just wait.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Maxi! We hope you enjoyed your holdidays!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello, welcome to the aperature science computerated enrichment center
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Noob
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hey.what are you doing.dont turn me off.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hi jonathan my name is glados, i am here to kill you
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello, George Crane it's been a long time, well, you killed me so
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Smeg is awesome
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
i love you pyxilion
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
You know what they say about curiosity.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Why do you feel so.... squishy?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Your chances of successfully navigating this asteroid field are zero.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I love you Anna
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
If you plan on touching that box, I'm going to have to kill you.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Allyou helloi
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
do you have the speck sheet?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I love you honey
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hello father
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Perfect, please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the long exposure to the button are not part of this test.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hy how are you?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello, im galdos
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Im GLADOS
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I see you are awake, good. I have put you in this room to train you for this strange skill I found called Smart Moving
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hey Jimmy here!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the handheld science device
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello idiot
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Please put all your carry on items under a seat or in an overhead bin. Heavier things should go under a seat. Be careful when opening the overhead bins, as items may fall, and please, be sure to close them tightly. If you're sitting in an exit row seat, y
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Wheatley and Chell belong together.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Good morning. System check complete.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Hampus, this is Glados, Come to aperture science laboratories
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello. My name is GLaDOS, Gregory.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
waka waka
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hallo friend
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
You are recieving a telephone call. For the safety of those around you, please act dilligent.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
dont hate dude, appreciate
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
don't hate bro, appreciate
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hello. i found you
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
My poo smells like battery acid and the Portal Gun is blue.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
space hahahaha are the person who murderd me
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
sonic booms are created when an object reaches supersonic speed. this used to happen and would usually be so low that they shook houses. Aperture Science FunFact #77890 GLaDOS will now force you to test!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Michael. Welcome to testing. If you win you will get no cake. You will receive Lakeside & further testing. For science. You monster.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Nope
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
fvhjgkj
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
welcome Frox
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Welcome to Unannounced
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hey sexy you have schizophrenia.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello, and welcome Megan to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Centre. Before testing however, please answer your phone.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Lacy Lambert is a dirty whore
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I CAN hear you metal phone.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
woah
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello and welcome again to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We hope that your stay in the Enrichment Center will be a pleasant one. However They may be certain side-effects such as: loss of limb or death. Aperture apologizes for any inconvenience
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
My platypus can now shoot lasers just like a turret.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We hope that your stay in the Enrichment Center will be a pleasant one. However They may be certain side-effects such as loss of limb or death. Aperture apologizes for any inconvenience
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
YOOO YOOO YOO
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
But that's beside the point. The point is, you probably broke that guy's nose. And, based on the story I gathered from some observers, he deserved it
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Karl
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
you make my pussy expand like a thousand horse boners
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
something is broken
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I think i love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
David, you are a douchebag, and the next time you are absent and getting shit faced you will be incinerated. Have a nice day
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
i shall never become the enemy hahahahah
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the crazy amazing wonderful apeture center
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
nick is a noob
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I love poop on my little kids
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
I am GlaDOS and I thank you for playing Portal, Alex. GOOD JOB
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
you are completely and utterly useless
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello JMan216, I'm so GLaD you beat Portal by Valve. This is GLaDOS you were a wonderful test subject but, why did you have to kill me I never did anything to hurt you did I?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hello jay. you are too sexy for this catwalk
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Vital testing apparatus destroyed
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Javier
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hey, Moron you ain't coming back!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal erybody poral erybody poral erybody poral you ain't messin with my portal
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello mel
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Happy birthday alex wang. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the party
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Thank you for calling Cat Facts, Goodbye!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Whoop Whoop! Pull Up!
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
great
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
This was a waffle
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hola yo soy glados
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
this cellphone is property of aperture laboratories
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
dadada
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Yeah Man
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
So we at the park, got that Ipod everybodys talking about, shakin it side to side, (si-side to side)
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Oh, hello there Ian. So we meet again, i hope you've brought somthing stonger than a portal gun this time.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
we are anonymous
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hEELO
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
we are anonymous, we are legion, we do not forget, we do not forgive, united as one, divided by zero, except us... ok that is all for today
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Sami Jones.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
PrivEEEEt kaaak DEEELAAA ?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Priveeet
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Hello Nathan, Would you like to run some tests for science?
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
V C C Gaming Productions
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hello liam lawless, you have been selected for aperture science computer aided test enhancement center.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
hello liam lawless, you have been selected to test the new aperture science handheld portal device.
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Herro wercome to a da u.s we kirr you now
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Cafe con radio
Download01/27/2012Not recorded
Mr doogle head man
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Bey Foca
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
OH [Insert real name here]
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Well Hello Mr.Johnson it's been a long time. Did you do something with your Hair?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Privet. Etot generator ochen plohoy! U Nego dazhe net russkogo yazika. Debilistika!
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hey stanislav. glados is here
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello people of the internet
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
This this a very short test
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
AB. You have a text. Please pick up your phone.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
You have a text from Aperture Science. Answer it and there will be cake.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
It began on a train, heading north through England, although I was soon to discover that the story had really begun more than a hundred years earlier.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I love you. That isn't me lying either. I really love you. But you know . . . I would love you more under a bus.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
KYLE
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
kyle inti vera noob
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Zach, let me smell your dink.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Rosetta will reach Comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko in 2014 as the comet speeds toward the Sun. It will be the first spacecraft to study a comet closely for an extended time.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Why are you doing this to me?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
No results
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello, mother fucker
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Bass
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
YOU ARE UGLY
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
exclusive dj manish
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the enrichment centre miss kerrie grindley
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the enrichment centre miss kerrie grindley the testing will start soon
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello there Ross, welcome to windows
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Joe kerrie and Ian grindley, welcome to the enrichment centre. please pick up the duel portal device in the next room, the testing will start soon
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello doudoune
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello and Welcome to Dean's DEFAULT.HTML webpage.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello Dean, you are getting a text message, please answer it at your earliest convenience.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello citizens of the world.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello Dean, you are getting a phone call, please answer it at your earliest convenience, or let it ring and annoy everyone around you and upset the person that is trying to get in touch with you.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I Am American
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
sosi
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
sosi huy
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I would like to inform you, that there is a Safety Camera ahead. Go faster and you will get cake.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
This is apeture
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
i like apples
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello anf welcome to my hot ass
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
oh hi i am GLaDOS i have a life but you do not yoou play fallout 3 to much
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Pie is my favorite prime.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
benjamin
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Ahora voy a hablar
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Aaron Studios 3.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hfser4tfghser5ts
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I am Iron Man
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
i amiron man
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
This is Anonymous
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
alors
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
i love one direction
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the Enrichment Centre
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Oh joy, you have a new message.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
My name is Talking Siri, and I think I'm going to kill you.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I am the Lich King
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
New email detected
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Here, this Water should help you while you discover the truth behind the secrets of Mystic Falls!
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello, You monster
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Bonjour petit homme !
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
You have a phone call, pick up or face death by neurotoxins
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hey, moron you ain't comin back!
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello this is my example for glados of voice
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
je n'aime pas ta gueule
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
T-t-teach me how to portal T-t-teach me how to portal T-t-teach me how to portal ery body er erybody portal er erybody erybody portal you ain't messin with my portal
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello! this is the vocal messeage box of me. if it causes you relief you can say whatever you want after the beep. just want to say you are a mother su-BEEEEEEEP-BEEEEEEP
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Benehmen wir uns wie Menschen. Buhuu.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello . Are You still there
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Meep
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Go Die asshole
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Esto es Aki no sora
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hi there. you are a smell ragdoll.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to Ubuntu 11.10.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
This is aperture
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
welcome to apature science.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
rachel vs foods
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
FUUUU
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Test subject name here
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
heheheh bloody chrismas
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello there, Whats your name?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Drop the bass
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Foulmouthed?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Fuck david guetta
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello there, don't be alarmed, Amanda. It is only me. Today is valentines day and someone is here to wish you lots of love.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
sdfgsdgsdfgsdfg
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
nigga nigga nigga
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
poop shit
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
i'm afraid i can't allow that.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello! I am GLaDOS. Genetic Life and Disk Operating System. I am here to serve Peyton.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Android power system is now operating at one hundred percent. Please be aware that expose to large doses of radiation can be harmful to humans and animals.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello Fraser, im not sure i like you. better enable the nuero toxins. i always liked cameron better
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
do you want some cake?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hi I'm glados how are you Korbi I heard the game is god so have fun.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello i am going to kill you
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Well, you finally found me. Hope it was worth the wait. Becuase Now. I am going to have to kill you.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
anyway this cake is great, it's so--c-c-c-c-cake
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
anyways, this cake is great. it's so delicious and moist
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
contact with the beam wil-kshhhhh
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
contact
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
it's so delicious and moist
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Please ignore the Massive Particle Incinerator Gun. It is not, or never will be, any threat to you. In fact. You should stand right infront of it and stay still while it charges its not entirely deadly beam of incineration.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
oh help
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
yhdhtyj
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
omg lol
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Why sould I have to be content with a nation, if I can control the all world, mr. president?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello and welcome to the aperature
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
The Troll Extermination Process Will Be Deployed In 5..4..3..2.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the apeture inrichment center you will be rewarded with cake
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Roses are red, violets are blue. This orange have nonsense, toaster.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
We are Anonymous, we are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided online enrichment center. here you can see sneak peaks of videos, and learn about cool stuff. would you like some cake?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hi poison! im glad to see you. im going to put you through tests with chell. you and her have to work together to complete these tasks. you in?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
WE ARE TROPHY KILLER
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello. my name is glados. i see you have tried to break in. so now i have no choice but to shoot you. why? why did you do it? i don't understand.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hello julian, you died to morrow
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
chell! i thought i told you to warm up for your next test! but look at you... eating away at strawberries... why are humans so stupid?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hi Pete, you are my whore
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
hi Pete
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
whore
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Being a potato is not bad as thought.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Yo ghurl what's up?
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Well... Im a potato
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Yes sir
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
IM A FUCKING POTATO
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
welcome to the stevens corporation offical testing lab
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Im glados, the reason why you dont life long
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Weeeeeeeee
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
I want this for iPhone!!
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
This is a motherfucking test.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Hello, and welcome to the aperture science simulation.
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
You have just had the impoderible feeling ofawesomeness
Download01/28/2012Not recorded
Sandy, Beet, Battlestar Galactica
Download01/28/2012Not recorded

< Back to main page