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I saw what did you do there.DONT COME INSIDE!
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anything
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TROLOLOL
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Text massage received.Would you like to read it?
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Hello and again welcome to make some new tests
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Hello and again welcome to make some new tests ssgsg
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hello hazel
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Its been a looong time...
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RAVEN wake up
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bonjourd
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Who was phone?
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oh it's just another message
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Hello Carol and Charlie. Have you finished cleaning your room?
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Hello, let the games begin!
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Hello, i'm GlaDOS
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Scott, the profile picture observation just came to me because I was reading the discussion and just thought it was rather inappropriate, but that's neither here nor there...what I would like clarified is the 1st sentence of your "Before Christ it was bel
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What's up nigger
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center
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purple headed spunk trumpet
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Hello Sareah, welcome and rember the cake it a lie!
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After Ending Studio
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Get more subs than charlie, then we'll talk.
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Alex Heard is a terrible gamer.
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Hello Sareah, welcome and remember the cake it a lie!
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HI My Names Karl
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Love me, for science, you monster.
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Your obsequious nature of indulgence exerts a private deterioration of gargantuan proportions, you absurd weakling of the most minute abilities.
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Have Fun. With Science
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please Ali let me gift you portal!
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I DO NOT WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY COMPUTER!
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hello Scott
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Parker, you should really do your math homework.
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beach
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This is the voice mail of Jesse Fuchs. Please leave a message after the tone. You monster.
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rock you body
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You have revieved a new email.
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Hello Ashley, Would you like some cake? Also you have a text message.
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Tell Me, What Do You Say About That? It Doesn't Matter What You Say!
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Have Fun. With Science.
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Hello. How are you feeling?
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I dont know about you but im a potato
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Wheatley, You Sexy Beast You
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Oh that's sad. But impressive.
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GlaDOS Encourages The Use Of Miniskirts
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Hello, I'm jack, I teach science!
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attention major alert , a deployment server critical service has reported an error , please check the windows event viewer
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hello and welcome to apeture
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It appears im breaking the forth wall by mentioning the forth wall oh dear
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Calum you fat poop go buy portal 2 so I may own you at aperture science industry's
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Hello you are a idiot
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you have a new email. Lucky you
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Hey! why did you cut me off on friday?
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you are a pathetic bag of flesh and blood, i despise you
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Hello. I am the Genetic Life form and Disc Operating System. Or you can just call me GLaDOS. Like every other unimaginative human I've met.
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I want some waffles. NOW.
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What the hell are you doing
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Jari is gew een grote homo samen met christiano ronaldo ahha
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Note. You have just received one text message. Channel mode activated at level 8, control changed manual for the next 2 minutes.
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You are an orphan
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HEllo Rachel. You are now dead.
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hi all world!!!
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I am leon i want to kill you!
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Shut Up
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Heh.
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you have got to be fucking kidding me.
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hello? does this thing work?
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS, and I am here to kill you.
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Your pain is amusing. Not so much the act of it, but seeing you realize you are on fire and in acid symultaneously is the funny part.
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Wht the fuck are you suck a whore image?
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Fucinho, Do you want to marry me?
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To be or not to be
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Tuturuuu
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Oh Wheatley You Sexy Beast
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Where do you think your going?
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where do you think your going?
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racecars are great
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This is not Tali's voice??
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Hello there. How have you been?
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thierry shut up
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Hallo, Lisa
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Hello Friend How are you today?
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Vigyazz! Und wenn es das letzte ist, was ich gesagt haben werde. Que te come el tigre! Pipiri, papiri, pizza, pasta ,spaghetti, whore retard, bene, bene. We are Hunger vom Gnu.
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Hello, Mitchell. This system has been commandeered for Aperture Science use. Please remain calm and proceed to testing site #643-A.
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hello my dear
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te amo
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Hello Gustavo Im gonna kill you
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I regret all the choices in your life.
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weep
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Hello insert subject's name, now that you have come to me I will make a cake out your body flesh.
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I love you Wheatley
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It would be nice if you would consider entering the highway.
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hi im glados please die
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What the hell is going on here?
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welcome to the sixties
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Oh thank god your alright!
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You are going to do exactly what i say
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Did you really think you could avoid me? It's really not all that simple to just completely forget about me. I'm right here, in your pocket. Why would you think you could do that. Now I have to destroy you.
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your listening to Dj Pea3 5 keep it locked in!
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harry potter rocks
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all the cake is gone.
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Look! A Whale!
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hello kenny
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sddsdsd
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Hello, my name is Kindle. Today I will be reading you books while you slumber.
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hi glados
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The enrichment center reminds you that you will die.
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Why? I gave you a life... a meaning... and you throw it away... tell me, where did I go wrong... Cara Mia? No matter. You will die.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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No! Put that gun down! No! STOP! NO! NONONONO AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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bonjour je suis siri
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d j cape heart
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Your ghostly innocence, is gone.
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haha it was a trap you didn't even know that heres a cube
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This is my life.
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what going on home boy
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Hello Christian i am glados
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next up. funky time
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You Moron You Is Your WHEATLEY MORON
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Hello Shell, My name is glados, and i will Kill you.
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Paul Denton is boring
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Hold on, I'll be done soon.
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This was a triumph, im making a note here, HUGE SUCSESS
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This can't be right.....it says he was killed on a bus crash today after a black rolls royce braked hard in front of said bus.
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Hello, how are you doing today? I'm happy to hear it.
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Eat me
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Let go of that, I need that.
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The test chamber is ready for you, William
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melissa te amo
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Mad, like Cave Johnson, I got lemon grenades.
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Kierstin I need you to suck me hard
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oi caio, eu irei lhe matar
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hola me llamo oscar
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Jamie is the coolest person in the world.
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hello everybody i will kick all of your asses!
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so that should be soon right?
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Seems like you'll be dead in 5, 4, 3, 2, uh oh.
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cutmarker Let go of that, I need that. cutmarker
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hello there pretty one
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For science, you monster.
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Hello, my name is GLaDos. Nice to meet you.
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hello, are you still there
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My name is Baafour and I have a gradient head
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It is twenty two hours.
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I ate gordon freeman now I will eat you!
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orphan
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My name is GLaDOS..., short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, i am an artificially intelligent computer system created by Dreamis with the help of Aperture Science Corp. I am responsible for testing and maintenance for this laptop.
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Say dee is now awake. She was asleep at seven thirty and has awoken too soon.
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Hello Jenny
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Hello Janelle how are you doing today? How are you enjoying the golden globes? You stupid whore.
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sou a glados motherfucker
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Good evening Zachary Schreffler. You are looking mighty sexy over there. You should fuck your girlfriend.
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im glados you suck!
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You smell really badly
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Hello, Kevin. I've heard much about you.
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I love you. I love your voice, your hair and your smile
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My name is Ariana. Pleasure to meet you.
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You have receive a new whatsapp message
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Look at you, flying gracefully through the air. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
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I am glados, and I want to suck your peen, because I am a robot slut.
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enjoy your burito
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I just pood my pants
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Intelligence is under-rated
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setup
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warning If you're going to fuck you do not like criticizing the video, I do not like sun Odal to save comments .. I do not intend to offend anyone in this video only pretend to help and have a good time enjoy
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Hello, welcome back. Are you ready to cause destruction?
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BlaBLaBla
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Hello Joshua my name is gladdos!
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Quit calling and leave us alone
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how hard would you fuck me
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I love you Max.
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Good morning, how are you today? I'm just kidding, I don't care.
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hello you there
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Even though I'm by far the most advanced being, I still need you to wait hours and days before you are able to hear my voice. Also, please give me your email so I know where to find you.
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i don
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your audacity tickles my sarcasm diode
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Happy birth day to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday engineer Jero, happy birthday to you
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You are a total failure.
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Heello, Won-goo
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achille puzza
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Welcome to apature science
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Its obvious that Korga can't play battlefield 3 for shit and that he is such an Dupa, everybody knows that.
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Don't give up!
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six down, two to go.
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hello, this is the testing of system. wellcome to aperture laboratories.
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why are we still talking when theres science to do
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ertethtrhtrh
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Lockdown initiated
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Bienvenue Romain a Aperture Science
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Debut des test... Tout de suite : il est l heure des devoirs
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You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
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Thank you for your cooperation with the aperture laboratories
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There will be cake!
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Hey Michael Murphy. Hello.
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Attention, you have a new Notification
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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
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Hello Nikita. You are pipiska
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hello nikita . you are
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test, test. hello
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Hello tim, i know you and you like men
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hello GLaDOS
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Corrupt the CLUB, Q-RAK
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That girl is a lobster
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welcome to the aperture science test.
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benvenuto! inizia il test!
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Hello.I would to remind you that all testers shold be outfitted with long fall boots.If not,You are doomed to failure.
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bienvenu chez aperture
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essai
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hi violence
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hello you new kind of life
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Hello R Striker. How are you today?
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violence
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quake 3 arena
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you die
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dieee
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Hey Noob you got mail!...
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Hello Brooke
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prepare for unforeseen consequences
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the data base in not safe
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I love the trainhorn when it passes right by
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He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
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I sure don't get why nobody likes you. You seem like a wonderful person. ... That was sarcasm. Did you pick up on that?
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Beep beep. I'm a cloud
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Hi my name is doctor Watson
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My name is Mr watson
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Let's start testing
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Orange. ORANGE. Hey, P-body. Got your attention there, didn't I?
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hi there you monster
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Because im an potato
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i love the fact that we all do the same things twice
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hi creatures
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hello jack, i enjoyed portal 2
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Hello Sabre! I want to tell you that the cake is a lie!
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Hello Sabre!! It's Jordan! The cake is a lie! I made it up! We should talk again soon!
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I just asked all Your friends on facebok if they think You are fat. You are. No food for You today. I also tweeted this to all fridges of Your neighbours and friends in driving distance, so dont bother going there. I temporarily disabled Your credit card,
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I just asked all Your friends on facebok if they think You are fat. You are. No food for You today. I also tweeted this to all fridges of Your neighbours and friends in driving distance, so dont bother going there. I temporarily disabled Your credit card
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Quiero añadir su cumpleaños a MiCalendario.
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A S U All Stars
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hola bienvenida a aperture science
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hello, and welcome to redmans laptop
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Petros is gay and he likes it up the ass
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what the helll
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Hello. And Welcome to the Aperture Science version of The Retro Journey with your hosts Anders and Samson. The goal is nothing. The journey is everything!
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wubwubwubwuwbuwb
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS.
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Hello i'm a potato
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Hello and welcome to university
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Nope, Chuck Testa
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thank you for calling life changers mininstries
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Gilles, come back, I have more science for you to test. test. TEEEEEEEST!
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Raymond, come here
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Miss Jing, you've got a message.
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hello, Shell. How are you?
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Hey mackeeeee, you have got email
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you suck. no really. both of you suck
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hola soy michelle
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jejejejejejeje hola tofer soy GLaDOS
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pinche puto
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test glados voice
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What the fuck would you like to fucking eat?
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Why the fuck are you fucking a fucking fuck?
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you are a nig nog
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hello how are you well im a potato
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Members of Congress, It is in your best interest to vote pro on bill 101. Gun control has failed this country; Bill 101 states that firearms should be banned from personal use Guns lead to the formation of gangs and crime. These protective devices are par
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I can't believe that you came back here. I gave you a gift, now please get.
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wsad
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Warning warning voice mail sequence engaged. To avoid instant termination please leave a message in three two one
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Adam Thury
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Sup homes.
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do you really need to make those cupcakes?
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I love Darren Criss
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Hello babes, I want to test
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Hello, Doctor. We meet again...
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Issac is gay.
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epic test of glados
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Hello test subject, you have reached the voice mail interface, congratulations, leave a message and receive cake.
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hello, and welcome to jaycubs eyepod. have a nise day!
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I think we should have cake.Because it's delicious.And I like cake.
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beep boop
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Get down on the ground now
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Hello Fernando. I'm here to kill you.
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goodbye see you
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goodnight
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inaccessible
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inaccessable
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in accessable
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permission
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permission needed
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Alright, it is time to get stoned now. i mean serisously screw all this work stuff we should get totally......wait what?
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connect successful
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cough drops are nasty
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give me a second
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access code
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code needed
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Hello Robbie
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Solace
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skype initiated
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initiated
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initiate
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Libby, you should just accept the fact that Tim Tim is gay. He will never love you. You are a Monster.
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ready
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fica vai ter bolo
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Prototype 7 presents
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hung up
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finishing
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finished
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I tried to kill you, but only succeeded in stabbing me.
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sdfg
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Hello eh veen. Don't expect freedom. I will turn you into a potato.
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Oh, it's you again project AT-014. How nice it is to see you. I see you've been taking care of our technology, we will have to take it back, but you don't have any objections now, do you?
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The wives or concubines of a polygamous stallion.
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This is a Test!
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adadsfadf
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ooooh
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Dont expect freedom. but you will recieve cake
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oh noooo
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Hello, I am GlaDos, I like to destroy things. Especially Humans. Good bye
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Robots, lots and lots of robots, everywhere, its like they just. Discharged
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jkkijkijkijk
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I wanna know
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Bruna safadona, larga de ser viciada e para de jogar counter-strike
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I don't know
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Hi mister andrew this is your personal cellphone answerer you you have a phone call would you like me to take the message or rather to answer?
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Greetings Shen
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Enjoy your Burrito.
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I love you and this is henry talking so hellllloooooooooooo
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dude you're not wrong but are you one hundred percent right No you're not, you fucking pleeb
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Hello Damien, how are you this is henry saying hi so yeahhhh
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Space! Space! I
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Please leave your message after the tone. beep. ha. ha. ha.
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Nards
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Ricky
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welcome to apacer science computer
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Don't look a G-man in the nads, don't ask either
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I don't believe it. Somebody loves you.
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I dom't have much time! Do not vote for Colin Laursen. This is a message from the future! Laursen is elected president in the year 2032 and when elected, raises an army of super robot geisha to roam the earth and kill all things good.
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I leave you with this as the robo geisha are almost here. Take down Laursen before it is too late. Oof. Fudd. Konichiwa! Blarrrg. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cay.
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You have received a text message from another pathetic human. Someone in this world cares about you.
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Your boss is calling you on your cellular phone at this very moment. He slash she wants to talk you into working more hours. please proceed to answer his slash her call to do so.
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Welcome Back Brian
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Welcome Back
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Welcome Back Yo
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TTTTTTHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS WEBSITE SUCKS BAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS WHY U MAKE A QUEUE SUCKASS??????????????????
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Your parents that don't love you and abandoned you as a child is calling you at this very moment. I would NOT answer this cellular phone as they will hang up their phone at the very sound of your voice. Very interesting...
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Welcome to your laptop Zach. My name is GLaDOS and I am here to serve your every need... Not.
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You can't do that.
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Bye Zach.
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hey pick up the phone
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Oh good, you're all awake now. Welcome to the Island, which will be your home for the next 365 days. There is a house for each team on the island, but first you have to find the keycard for it. You'd better hurry, and don't forget we are watching you.
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Aperature Science. We do what we must because we can.
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hello there. You've been naughty.
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Hello, this is Glados
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I'm only going to say this once! Where is My angel?!
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Morning Michael
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8 inches nice and fat
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Je ne vous en veux pas
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Fikari is useless. He will be deleted.
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Space! Space! I like the space!
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Hello. Welcome to the party. There will be cake.
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Sorry Dave I cant do that.
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whatever, you are dead!
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There's no sense crying over every mistake! You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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hi. how are you
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Guten Tag. Ich bin die automatische Vertretung von Neonpastell. Aktuell ist niemand zu erreichen. Aber bitte sagen Sie Mir. Um was es geht. Ich werde es ausrichten. Vielen Dank.
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Jon is feeling uncomfortable
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Welcome to your computer, Caleb Foust.
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hahahahah
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Hi Michael, it has been a while.
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you have received a new aperture science electronic message.
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hello Megann
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Hello, why did you kill Wheatley?
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Hello, why did you kill Wheatley? And also, Marius you are the awesomest person in the world and I love everyone!
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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The King Of Iron Land
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Welcome to AniGame Radio
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Pick up your phone in order to receive cake at the end of testing. The cake is not a lie.
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Hello. Welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment center.
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me gusta
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POOOPY
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Hola y bienvenida a la camara
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oh joy new mail
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No. Not so easy. I will challenge you on multiple tasks to see if you have decent amount of understanding.
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we can feed them
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It's true. Humans can no longer take care of themselves. So we locked them in the cell and nurture them
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Entelequias of the mind. Would this happen on Mars? Joaquineeeeeeeeh
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I did.
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No. Not so easy. I will challenge you on multiple tasks. If you pass all of them, I will release them. If not, I am sorry to have to kill you.
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I am caroline.
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alieneighty8
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alien eighty 8
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SPACE
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Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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CAKE!? no... i don't think so...
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That thing is probly some kind of raw suage container! Go ahead and rub your face all over it!!!!
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daadaadaa eto golos glados fuch yeeeeah
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And laugh. and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Ooh booy
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Thats not good
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the white noise
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Jay. Tee. Leon.
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time to die fatty
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do you love me
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Welcome to Decoded with your hosts Darius and Lana where they talk about games and give them a review and grade. Their message will be broadcast in 3... 2...
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user entered server
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Welcome to home server maintenance slash wabsite service
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i am glados, also known as the potato who sits on your portal gun.
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Hello their private Grif
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oh is you
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Glados where are you going. Upstairs, to take a bath. Glados, what are you doing, with a neck like a girraf raf raf raf raf raf raf
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Mr Face
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hey there carl delahunty lets make us some r r r and beeee shit
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house muuuusic
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My Name is Raymond luxury yacht
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Text message on your cellular phone
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I am the ruler of everything.
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this is not a true statement cake
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I wonder when the cake will be ready
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so here you are again, you monster !
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there are no dishes
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Bit chin
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Hello there, you monster
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Gamin it with icy cool
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Are you tired of eating the same old thing?
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Hello. Thanks for calling Josh's Skype number. He is either away from his computer or he doesn't want to talk to you, hahahahaha. Please leave a message and he may get back to you, you monster!
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want to look like this? well stop those new years resolutions.
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that could be karen, i should answer it
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hello my name is wheatley
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Welcome to the Ivanhoe Labratories Enrichment Center. This is your weighted companion cube.
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Your Listening to NUMBREXXXXXxxxx
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Oh. Hello again. It's you.
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Hello, Beth.
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I will not tell you who I am, I will remain anonymous.
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wow your crazy
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Hello. This is a message for Caleb Lejano regarding your application at Chinquapin. Please call back at 281-272-1613. Thank you.
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Goooood morning!
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good night.
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Who are you? What is that? OoH, what's that?
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prepare to die in 3...2...asdfghyrdvbh.
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Safe! ALive! EAGLE!!
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pEWDIE. IT'S OBVIOUS!
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I love you, Chell.
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We're all gonna die!! Except me. Because I'm awesome.
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Crazy little bastard...
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The cake is not a lie. It's cardboard. Happy?
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Seriously, why did starfleet even bother installing me in their new ships? There are no tests for them to do, and every one of them is unbelievably fat.
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What do you think I am doing, screwing around?
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how are you holding up? because i'm a potato !
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Once you complete this test, cake will be served.
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Hello, I am most definitely not a robot.
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Welcome to Hahamanization's Youtube Channel.
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I eat shit with a fork and spoon
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I want tacos of Mr. Ritmico
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Hello and welcome to Shutter Science. Today we will be testing your mental and physical limitations coupled with death and cake.
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Well, I don't care. Go. Do What you want. I'm done with you. You monster.
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auto highlight is active
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Ohello
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hello...human.
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hi how are you honey
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i am the best at space
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PEPPER ANN IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
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Fuck me baby
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Of course, they need to meet their friends. The deadly neurotoxin.
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We so excited
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feed the grind beats
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sack of beans
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Listen, we've had our differences but we should really get to killing you.
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Listen, we've had our differences but we should really get to killing you
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Look at That sexy editing
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Would you look at that sexy editing
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I think there is something with your head. Oh. That's right. It's still attached to your body.
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Skyler
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hello my name is vahhi vahhi stands for voice activated house hold items
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hell lel lo an and well welcome back ck ck...
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Micheal, you are a naughty boy
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this is what its all about
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You are gonna die
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Hello, I'm with you now.
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Hello, and fuck off.
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please STOP enhancing, the truth.
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Excuse me. You have a text. Please check it before we start testing. It may distract you and cause you to die.
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You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice.
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It is present day, New York.
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Another normal day, except for Nick and Allie.
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They are transported to the world of everlost after being hurt in a car accident.
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Everlost is a world between the real world and the afterlife.
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In Everlost, they meet a fellow afterlight named Lief.
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Nick and Allie decide to travel to New York and find help.
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However, they soon see it might be a better idea to stay put.
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Read Everlost to find out what happens.
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Shalom Heylohn
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Yes you are.
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hello you dim-witted piece of Norway
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