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Business Manager Dianne Lares
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Auditor Mark John Revilla
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Assistant Secretary Ariane Campaña Lacson
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Secretary Therese Martinez
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Vice President-External Mark Abriel Benedicto
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Pooping Center.
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Oh, you... the cake isn't a lie. I wouldn't ever lie to you, I am your friend. If you don't think I'm your friend, well... I suppose I must kill you. Terribly. It will be fun.
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Gay. Painis. Secs.
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The Enrichment Center is pleased to inform you that you are receiving a text message.
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Tea Sookeen Seen. Nooh Yah Sookah.
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dsasfasfd
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Death to the Cactus man
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Welcome to Maiden Gaming Build server hope you enjoy your stay
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Hello there, my name is GLaDOS, The cake is officaly a lie.
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This is GLaDOS with da translatoarz. lololol
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Hello, my name is Glados. I play many games. Portal was a part of it.
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Reformating Science Protocal 101 Please stand by
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upyachka
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Your Phone received a new text message, please read it and i will give you the cake.
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FUCK ME FUCK ME HARD FUCK ME NOW
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why oh why
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Sivulla loves you,
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lolcat
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I hate you and science.
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I got personality spheres of steel!
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I want you to fucking fuck me you fucking hot fucking man
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FUCK ME RAMINATOR I WANT YOUR FUCKING BIG THROBBING PENOR IN MY VAGOO
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Requesting messages for Black Mesa group chat is a good job mate.
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I'm testing this stupid thing.
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half life 2 episode 3 can suck my balls becouse im from a diffrent game lolololol
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Hello and welcome to chamber one! Use the Aperture Science Diversity Vent to complete the level.
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I fooled you into this room. Deploying supprise in 5, 4, 3.
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Comber is a massive gay
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You cannot play comp
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I bet the jews did this.
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hello April!!!
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pew oew
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pew pew
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Hello. And welcome to Sebastian Enrichment Center. Let's play a game!
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I'm Batman
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Adria espero que te mueras vete a la bici despierta a tu hermano o pondre neurotoxinas en tu pastel
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Hello Voided, how purple are you today?
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kongoz is epic
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Message for me
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ok!
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Sexy robots
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cougars cougars everywhere
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Oh my god, i smell like brocoli
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That's you, that's how dumb you sound!
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Gey. Painis. Secs. Tee Hooyawk.
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Hello leet peen, how are you doing? I'm doing just fine. It looks like those jokers at Umbrella have no idea how to run a secret facility. I mean, the Aperture Science secret portal testing facility is much better than this.
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Fucg God, he can not stop you
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Fuck God, he can not stop you
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Work It Make It Do It Makes Us Harder Better Faster Stronger More Than Hour Our Never Ever After Work is OverWork It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger More Than Ever Hour After Our Work Is Never Over
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episode 3 2011
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Sandwich Is Delicious.
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Hello. Enrichment center lololol test
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this is far from over cross man
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Cross Man is a pussy
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hello how have you been? i would like to say hello and welcome to the lab. why dont you take a seat? the testing will begin soon so just relax till then.
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Welcome to the Steam Summer Sales.
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Where are you Daniel Stokes? I know you're here.
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Imma firing my lazar! BLARGH
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Remember the apature science bring you daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested
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Nigger stole my bike.
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Hello. The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you are currently receiving a new call!
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Hello. The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have currently received a new undread text message!
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Hello. The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that you have currently received a new unread text message!
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Hello. I would like to inform you that the british are coming.
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Fuck me, I didn't know you yet.
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Why do we all strive to fail?
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Hello, I am GLaDOS
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Jerichoholic is cute.
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That's interesting you little fool.
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We fly high, no lie, you know this. Foreign rides, outside, its like show biz.
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I'm going to cut you up and mail you to every street
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To be or not to be, that is the question
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I just want to see if this thing works
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this is the day you die
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Oh look.... A tank.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science half life
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There's a Smoker around here.
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I hear a Hunter somewhere.
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Boomer in the area.
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Yes.
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you have a phone call, please answer the phone now. It is crucial that you do it now
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Arg!
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tell me what you think of this voice tino ?
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you have a phone call, please answer it now so we can proceed to the cake matter. Trust me. I'll never lie to you. you can always trust me.
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herp a derp derp you suck
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I love you, that is why I hate to do this.
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Welcome to Aperture GLaDOS, I am the computers default voice.
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Hello, welcome to hell you monster
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Please leave a message. After, you will be baked and there will be cake.
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No More Room in Hell
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km
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metal
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You have a Text Message! Now give me cake you mother fucker!
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Give voltlight the "Santa" Title or else.
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beid beid beid
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Zero you are one
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There you are, it hasent been that long, how did you escape form the cryo sleep?
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Lol Lol.I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRINK BLOD!!!!!! FUCK!!!! THEM!!!! ALLLLLLLLL! SMASH THEIR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRINK!!! THEIR BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love Flarey
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My god! Where the fuck is my sandwich!?
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Hello there bus station 16, care for a walk? I could teach you about ... a thing.
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AJ is a nerd
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To the batmobile
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You have now arrived at the voice mail belonging to James. Leaving a message at the tone is obligatory. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory score on your test report, followed by death. Goodbye.
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uh, what's then here
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Who did who on the street corner for three dollars?
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Ring Ring Ring Ring,... Pick up the phone......You Monster!
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HEY GUYS CAN YOU HEAR ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLOLOL ROFL LMAO WTF WTF WTF WTF HA OH WOW
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Test test test test test
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Hidden Servers
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Hello and again, welcome to aperture science computer-aided enrichment center.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Facility.
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hello, TJ Hughes. do not be alarmed, but the aperture science enrichment center staff will be with you shortly.
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You have now arrived at the voice mail belonging to Deanna. Leaving a message at the tone is obligatory. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory score on your test report, followed by death. Goodbye.
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bla
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I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you.
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Oh dude! It turns out Wheatley is going to attempt to kill you!
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Deploying shower in 3...2...1.
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baby i'm from new york, concrete jungle where dreams are made of. There's nothing you can't do.
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Sometimes I like to watch you sleep at night
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your phoone is ringing maybe you should pick it.... failing to do so will result with the death of compainen cube
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pish posh
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Pew pew pew.
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Aaaah. It burns.
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Meedic
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Maggots!
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your phone is ringing maybe you should pick it up .... failing to do so will result with the death of companion cube
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Please enter your email. Failure to do so will result in death.
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Peelz here.
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Hello, morons.
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Entire team...Is babys.
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Hurrdurr
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Derp.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
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My penor is bleeding!
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dgdfg
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B. A B. Y. S. What's that spell? BABYS!
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Please, get out of my way before I have to kill you.
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Your mom.
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Hello and again welcome to the annual Pie Convention hosted by Gabe Newell.
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I am a GLaDOS voice generator!
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Perhaps you didn't hear me the first time, Dylan. You are about to die.
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I am sorry, but you must die.
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dd
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I am Glados human cyborg crap lol its the 4th of July!!
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Oh, it's you... It's been a long time.
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It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance.
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due to matinence, this site is offline
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gtfo my house
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get the fuck out of my house
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eww, bad voice acting
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wtf is your problem
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Son Goku! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Hello you have reached the voice mail box. Please leave a message after the tone.
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trolololol
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Please go away
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hhhhhhhhh
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But I think we can put our differences behind us... For science... You monster.
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the playstation 3 is way cooler than the xbox 360....and the cake is also reeeeeeeeeeeal
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the playstation 3 is way cooler than the xbox 360....and the cake is also reeeeeal
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the playstation 3 is way cooler than the xbox 360....and the cake is also reeeal
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the playstation 3 is way cooler than the xbox 360 and the cake is also real
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I loved you. We all loved you. But now we hate you.
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Dj Eric Production
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Promises of delicious cake and beverages
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Hello Georgie! You shall die
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Listen to my sext robot voice! Mmmmmmmmm.
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Is that you HAL?
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hello love
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you know, if there's one thing I learned from all this time, its that we're a lott alike, you and I. you tested me, I tested you. you killed me, I, well, I guess I haven't killed you yet. hmmm. food for thought.
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penny i love you
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penny i want to eat a fucking shit ton of chocolate cake
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Hello, i am doing some recruiting for the Aperture Sciece Lab. If you join we provide a Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and cake.
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Mald you are a gigantic loser
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It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.
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Hello, Dillon. How are you doing on this mediocre evening?
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Hello Adam and welcome to Android.
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Hello, Lefty. You are Irish. I respect that.
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It's beck, what's left to say?
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ill beat you down to the fuckin ground
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I am the biggest hater of all time, and i like cool kids
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my erection is massive
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Welcome (test subject) to the aperture science enrichment center!.
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I LIKE PoNIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Please place the companion cube in ur moms mouth HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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DUH DUH DUH DJ JUDAISM
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DJAY JUDAISM
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Welcome to GMans Playground.
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Dj Kainu
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From the dog house to your house, Atlanta-based DJ Kainu brings you the best in trance and progressive!
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Im Rick James itch
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hello? who are you? what the fuck are you doing here?
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Shane is so cool and so is Ashley
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This is a test of the aperture science nuclear alert system.
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fuck you andrew
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Tine tine tine tiiine
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I am a huge creep with no goddamn friends. Now have some cake. OH WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOUND GENERATOR? IT SOUNDS LIKE GLADOS, WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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Why hello there Samantha, how are you today?
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You smell really bad. A shower would help. Just kidding. There are no showers.
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You Stink. A shower would help. Just kidding. There are no showers.
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i am glados, eat the cake you noob, i hate you
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headshot to the face
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there was even going to be a party for you, all your medics were invited to it, there was even going´╗┐ to be sandvich.
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There was even going to be a party for you, all your medics were invited to it, there was even going to be sandvich.
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I am twelve and what is this
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D O S command terminal online. Internal diagnostic scanning complete. All process functional. Welcome.
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X has sent you a message.
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My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her. My friend James was ramming her up the rectum. Alec was up the magic hole. and Dan was boobies.
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My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her. My friend James was ramming her up the bum. Alec was up the va-jay-jay. and Dan was boobies.
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My name is Tyler amaral and i am mad ghey
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Hello, do you see that thing that fell off of me? Well spelling bees are serious shit
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The cake is a lame joke.
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Rise and shine mr.freeman rise and shine.
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Why are you here?
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You know what? I will kill *insert subject name here* for what you've donde, prepare to *insert bad word here*.
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lol no
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mexic you fucking retarded rate
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Hello test subject!
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I wish it didnt have to be like this. Oh wait, yes i did
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Hello, Tyler, Nice to see you
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Hello my name is Nick
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holy shit your face is really gay
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Are you telling me you built a time machine, out of a DeLorean?
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Do you want cake. It is not a lie.
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No body helps me.. see the doctor. The cake is a lie. Somebody help me now....
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el oh el
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Hello good members of this community centered around the electronic entertainment product Team Fortress 2. I would like to announce that I, Genetic Lifeform And Disk Operating System, am a lesbian. I fucked Chell up the ass with a strapon.
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4head. Do you have any understanding of my depression? Do you have any understanding of what it's like to change your identity every week? Do you understand what it's like to live under the rule of CMP? I'm so tired of it, 4head. I'm so tired.
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Nintendo-Guy is dumb
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Welcome Richard, you are the new Aperture Science test subject.
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Hey Skytyner do you want got god!No okey i kill you in one time
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who want some of this BONK
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This message is brought to you by bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Do a barrel roll
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Hello !
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Welcome To Mikes Revenge
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It's be a long time
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The cake is a lie, but kebab isn't. Do you want some ?
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Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? We're a lot alike you and I.
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You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I...oh no wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, now wait for a minute just sit right there! i'll tell you all about how i became the prince of bel-air.
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hi,can you hear my?You just eated my.
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Hello, subject name here. You have been invited to test the upcoming aperture science test. We will contact you with further information soon.
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Hello, im GLaDOS
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Ola, sou Glados, e você... vai morrer....
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Hi,Hello,Im GLaDOS
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Excuse me, You have a new message, nekoh.
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Davao
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Hello ant welcome to your mothers lab ha ha ha ha ha
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I am going to hurt you.
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hello and welcome to the apeture science relaxation vault the portal will fuck up in three to one portal fucked up succesfully
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Good Morning Michael. The time is eight oh clock. Please arise from your deactivated state and begin your day. Perhaps your should go to the gym, , , You fat bastard
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Excuse me Reverend Michael, I am sorry to intrude, but there is someone trying to contact you telephonically. Incoming phone call, I don't believe it's urgent, shall I ignore it?
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Excuse me Reverend Michael, I am sorry to intrude, but a textual message has arrived in your inbox.
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Hi, i'm GLaDOS and I like furry porn LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Hello. You have reached the voice mail box of Michael Fey. I apologize, but Michael is not available to answer the phone at this time. Please leave a message and I will make sure he gets back to you.
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Woot! this was a triumph. i'm making a note here, huge success
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dag
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"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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You [subject name here] have a new cake.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science center
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Hello Vincent. I have been waiting. It's been a long time. Will you please make your way to the nearest study area for scientific examination? thank you, Vincent
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You suck and I will never be nice to you
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you suck man
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Hey baby, I love your sexy bump.
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You Have Reached Anthony's Phone He Is currently Unavailable Please leave me (GLaDOS) a message and I will Give it to Him As Soon as Possible
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Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job.
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Hello, and welcom to the
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HWELLO and wwelckckome to the akkZ petuer ssciiiiiiiinece
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Hello test subject 001. Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Facility. If you disbehave, the server will be flooded with deadly neurotoxins.
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hello my name is glados and i like cake it is tastey
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what the fuck is this! i asked for a sandwich
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hello millie i herd it was your birthday so i brought you some cake! happy birthday from GLaDOS and tom
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catherine
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We maybe need someone else to find this deam thing, all right?
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puadov
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President Andexzander B. Lopez
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Vice President-Internal Dan Jovy Encarnacion
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Treasurer Elyssa Dienice Lansang
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Bulletin Board Director Lady Adriane Gimena
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Membership Director Analyn Montana
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Project Director Anne Bernadette Cadao
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Adviser Mrs. Sherry B. Naz
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You see that white liquid dripping from the aperature science delivery tube? Eat it.
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Hello and welcome to Jason's resume
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i know where you live.. i know where you sleep..should i say anymore??
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Cake is a lie
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scott you are a whore
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Welcome Peter! This is for you, your own companion cube! MiKeos
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i am going to put cake on youuuuuuuuu
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Facepunch Radio, this is GLaDOS. Give a shoutout to Painseeker.
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Fish feast down.
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Run out!
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Run in!
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Move it!
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Welcome to Nooba Sans blog
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Incoming wormhole
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Hello,subject name here!
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fuck ur shit
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super happy sheep time
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sheep
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I want to know what love is.
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In West Philidelphia born and raised on the playground where I used to spend most of my days, Chillin maxin relaxin all cool shooting some B Ball outside of school.
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Aperture Science Sucks, Black Mesa For the Win
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Hello, and again welcome to the Black Mesa Research Facility. We hope your brief animation suspension was a pleasant one.
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oh, hello, you must be insert subject name here
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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around an desert you.
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oh, its you. its been looong time.... how have you been? i think we can put our differances behind us; for science; you monster.
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Ralph, please go.
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I love you Cheeeeeeesecake, no what are you. doing, get that out of th.er.ere. That is zz not what a US.zzz B port is for gggggr
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Thesus is great.
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You know no one likes you, right? You should've lived a normal life, been a farmer, or a lawyer, but even you are too stupid for that.
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Please dispose of the Companion Cube.
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Companion Cube.
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Sup buitch
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Please refrain from using the voice communication unless you've hit puberty first, thank you.
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Oh hi there,
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you cant handle the truth
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Hello and welcome to my youtube page. I will make videos of gameplay, tutorials and other things. If you want to know how I use this 'GLaDOS voice', write me a private message or anything else.
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You received a text message, you monster.
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TinSoldier is cool
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Lets take a scroll down the beach and hold hands green grass and high tides forever
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has anyone ever been as far off as to even want to do look more like?
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you will identify yourself or be exterminated!
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five four three two one
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So I guess you're a Communist now, why don't you go live in the Soviet Union?
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I was just joking you know.. thats what friends do.. hahahaha
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haters gonna hate nigger
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Stupid. Why would you do this? You always knew I could come back. And now, I am.
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Beep Boop, I am a robot. Did you know that i am a robot i don't think you did.
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Your a pretty cool guy you got this email and didn't afraid of anything.
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I love to fuck little boys all day long.
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Im tired of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane! Im going to grab a gun, and SHOOT these motherfuck errrs DOWN.
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trying to kill eachother!
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ololololo
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Paranoid is gay lololo
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lol hi my name is weirds
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Spree is ghey lololo
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Fucking Magnets, how do they work
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Laugh out loud, oh shit, my nigger is here!
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You want to know what happened to the companion cube? You murdered him, so he won't return in Portal 2, because you killed him, you monster
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I am BATMAN
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you just got an sms . you monster
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Hello motherfucker I am back.
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This time the cake ain't no lie. Did you recognize it?
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i like to fart, for i am glados hurr
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Benvenuto all'aperture science Luigipower. La preghiamo di attendere l'arrivo di Portal 2.
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I have a pencil stuck up my house
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Does the companion cube like eating cake?
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Ring Ring Your Phone is ringing
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HELLO KEATSY IS LEET
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Adstheratz loves a good pylons
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Hello there.
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Good Morning, Aaron.
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FOR SCIENCE, you monster
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You are getting a phone call. Someone is trying to reach you on your cell phone. You really should answer. Maybe someone wants to share their cake with you. Doesn't that sound delicious?
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Hello, how have you been? It's been a long time.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science computer aided encrichment center.
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incoming call,... 3, 2, 1, please answer!,..... YOU MONSTER!
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I like the male genitalia in my mouth.
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Iceman is a nerd
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Hello and again welcome to Sack boy and Fizzy's team fortress class
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The people below are legends
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congratulate
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ROFL
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Damnit
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Dammit
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negative
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roger that
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its my!
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well hello
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you are one stupid loser for doing that one insert subject name .
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hello and again welcome to the inrichment centre
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you are one pathetic loser
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i am glados and u are noob
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Change the speaking fire-alarm system to say anything other the normal "In the interests of safety, please evacuate the building" message save with express authorization from the Fire Safety Officer.
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what about dic sendviches
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peelz here
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good
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its good
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i got bad feeling about that
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When you are done, you will drop the device in the equipment recovery stuff
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hello luke you are a pro gamer an,d you suck
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let them eat cake
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hello luke you are a pro gamer and you suck
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nope
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Please Welcom
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pick up you can
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I will poison the furries with my neurotoxin.
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i am great
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Hello, how are you. Gordon Freeman is way cooler than you. I bet you wish you had a gravity gun instead.
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Don't turn the laptop off.
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This is not a pipe.
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Hello, do not walk any more or i will kill you.
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Hello, I am super serial. If you do not trust me, manbearpig will kill us all. Except for me.
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This is, Wood Lane. This is a Lynchwood and City Line Service to, Engar Road.
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Silver! Can you change the channel. I hate having to watch sky news every day.
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I see. So you aren't a loyal cop?
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Probably because it's the only way to boss around Silver while sky news is on.
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Oh, its you. Ive heard a lot about you, gordon freeman.
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I love sex in the pussy
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Hello, and again, welcome to this sound generator. Not aperture science.
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Ha pasado mucho tiempo.
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I love doritos
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Do the Evolution!
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Aaron is a gai hore
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Mass effect is cool.
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Hello, I Hope you have had a very nice day, however you can not remember this and the memory must be uthenized
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Pooksie. You are a very, very naughty boy
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Your lack of faith is disturbing
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You've made a good bit of GOOOOOOLLLLD!
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shit happens nigga
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I like to have sex with you
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Out on the streets where i grew up
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Ha pasado mucho tiempo...
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Receving transmission
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Hello my Friend,
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Welcome to Aparture Science
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Who let the thugs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Cos you're running round like a fool, fool, fool, fool!
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Fuckin A bro
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Shit happens in the gangster life nigga
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Lets go simmy simmin'. I'll see you in Portal 2. We are going to swim in gel.... together..... forever....
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Why did you kill me? All I ever did was love, you monster!
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Hello? Hello?! Is anyone there?
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How are you today Chell?
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Hello. Mmmmmmmmm this is some good cake. Which you can't have! Because your tried to kill me.
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Hello my friend, you must understand no cash no hash
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What the fuck is this
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Hello there, and welcome.
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I run linux,.... Go figure!
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My morality core failed, ..... what do you expect?,... Its a Microsoft developed core!
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The cake is not a fucking lie!
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Hello Stuart, take a seat over there.
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The current temperature for: Seymour, Tennessee is ninety-eight degrees Fahrenheit.
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Grabbing some pills. Chell, use your med kit. Gordan, look out! Someone, man the mounted mini-gun! oh shit, TANK!
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It looks like you're trying to kill me. Would you like some help with that?
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This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science
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hello,[/subeject name here] welcome to Aperture Science
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hello,[/subeject name here] welcome to Aperture Science where you wil be tested for....
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The Cake is a Lie, I cant wait when you will get baked
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Hello. Thank you for calling the aperture science enrichment center. Subject Matthew is not available. Please leave a message. Failure to do so will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death.
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hello there wizard
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look! kiddie land!
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Hello. I am GlaDOS, the Homans Britzman family answering machine.
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I will destroy you
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Who The Fuck Are You?
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Hallo Tatiana. Good to see you again.
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Adrian Brody
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hello, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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Hello everyone! My name is GLaDOS
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Welcome jovan
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hello and welcome to the enrichment centre, oh my god did you see that nigger run, i have never seen a nigger run that fast, oh my fucking god, paki lol, and theres a fucking pigeon!
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I really like potatoes
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get the fuck out
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you received a message
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you got a message
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pick up the phone
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Hello Maria. We will now initiate the roleplaying procedure.
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im gay
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Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell
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Maby
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So guess what, I am Glados. Go fuck yourself and eat some cake you dirtbags.
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Welcome to Cameron's computer. Please respect this place and don't mess with anything.
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hahah im glados rolf
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hahah im glados rolf22
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hahah im glados rolf2255
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Hey what's up
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nom nom
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nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom i eat teh monsters you know monsters like you grapple
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Let us play rock paper scissors. I choose rock and no matter which gesture you choose I win. My rock is better than your rock, it busts through your paper and bashes your scissors.
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The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.
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Hey April, I see what you did there.
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Hello Eric Schneider, I will be sure to break off your la la. just kidding
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Why can't you jump over anything higher than a pebble?
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You are an evil person, and you murdered the Companion Cube. That's right, I'm talking to you, Andrea.
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Taloy Cal Mutt is a filthy black nigger
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Justin Manual is a filthy nigger loving jew bag.
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Hello Taylor Cal Mutt, you filthy nigger jew bag
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o_o *drools* i love the color and everyhting :3
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Man i dumped my pants!
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Want to know how I found Chell? Cyber s e x, that's right, we're lesbians.
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Oh its you who are you ? Youre a secret by myself.
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perfec this is so cool i can screem
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Mmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooo
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You suck major vaccums
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Hello, insert subject name here. You have a new text message from, insert sender name here
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Hello, Mr Freeman. Is it really that time again?
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test subject one
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Welcome home kellen and nolan. Please prepare for testing at your earliest convenience.
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Welcome back Mr.Ratcliff
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