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Speaking of curiosity, I calculated the answer to every question in the universe. I bet you'd like to know, wouldn't you?
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Jackson, your brain does not compute
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Welcome to Lion
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hjtj
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Cave Johnson here
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Hello, motherfucker
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Thank you! Thank you!
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that's not funny
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Greetings, my name is GLaDOS.
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Kingsley parrott
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Ariel and Rachelle are correct. The portal device is a must have.
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I swear to god im going to beat the fucking shit off you
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Let's Begin
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Please feel free to add your text here, as it does not matter.
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Congratulations! You have been selected for a series of consumer product tests. Please report to the nearest Aperature Laboratory to claim your prize.
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The portal gun is a handheld device which has the ability to manufacture two linked portals.
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Come for Cool Chemical Reactions, Wacky expieriments & explosive fun!
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Ariel SND Rachelle are right he portal device is a must have
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Ariel and Rachelle are right he portal device is a must have
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The struggle to achieve equal rights for women is often thought to have begun with the publication of Mary Wollstonecraft's A Vindication of the Rights of women in seventy ninety-two; however, women became increasingly active in the quest for their own ri
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look at you, flying through the air, like an eagle, on a blimp
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I like to eat books. Okay, I don't like to eat books.
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Hello this is Ruben. I will be taking over now. Scott Pilgrim is a good book. Like The Hunger Games. Or The Lying Game. Gosh what is it with me and games? Now to minimize stress in the inconsistency of my vocal pattern, here's some yoga.
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Did you know that no one loves you? Seriously. You are ugly and have a horrible personality. Have a nice day.
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Greetings my master. It's been far too long!
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Aerial and Rachelle are right. The handheld portal device is a must have.
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Hello, and thank you for calling Palmer Meadows and Howell LLC. All of our attorneys and representatives are currently busy assisting other clients. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and we will return your call as soon as possible.
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Say hellllllo to the potato
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Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I am a potato! Fook
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Macs are not highly intelligent machines.
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hello and welcome ohhh its you good bye
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Hello JEsse it is nice to meet you.
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Hello, and welcome to our research facility.
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well here you are
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Gonorrhea
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Yes sir, Mr.Johnson!
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Do not destroy vital testing apparatus
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oh hi! so, how are you doing? because im a potato
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King AA on the beats
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King A A Productions
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this technology was brought to you by restart
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Warning. All commie mutant traitors are subject to execution.
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Hi u bastard
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Hello and welcome to restart
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Chris is awesome... and the cake is a lie
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This is the test of the glados voice.
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You cunt you, you, you cUnt, you are phat, yes, FAT! Consume your own willy, you cunt...I hate myself, I HAAAATE MYSELF! You are askew, you idiot, yes, askew!
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YOUR IN THE MIX WITH DJKW
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Oh... Hello It's you.
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lolololololo
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Oh... Hello It's you
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new message for you, crio
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Hello cody, block october standing by
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dallas, what are you doing?
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You have a call, it's michael.
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MAXIMUM SHOT POWER
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hi how ar eyou
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raw sewage container
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Too many drugs, me thinks.
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Alexander.mk is a moron
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what is your name please
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Helli
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Warning. Your entry is unauthorized. The people doing science have been informed.
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Balls of steel, you dont have them.
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This test will be done unobserved. Do not worry, we will check back for your body within a week or so
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Hello erik. I like your hair today
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but I did learn some lovely new words, so thank you.
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My name is Unbound.
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wooow
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Ennrichmond Center.
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The Aperture science management would like to inform you that you are being contacted by a telecommunication device
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Just trying this out
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Hello, what are you all doing here?,this is an ice rink
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Hello, what are you all doing here? this is an ice rink
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woaw
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Welcome to the time tronics facility. Enjoy your stay.
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this is a message from you all mighty glados,subscribe to tetrisboy64
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Berken how are you?
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dohohohohohohohoh
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Looks like you broke 2 out of 4 promises. That's not great and it took forever to run with three minutes and thirty five seconds. I expected more from you, I really did.
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Looks like you broke 2 out of 4 promises. That's not great and it took forever to run with three minutes and thirty four seconds. I expected more from you, I really did.
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I am Gabrola
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Berken, do you want a piece of cake?
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I will show you the Old English translation and then the Modern English translation
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Greetings Leon i am your best friend GlaDOS.I love you wery mutch!
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Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble someday.
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Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day.
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hello mac it been a long time have you been i bet it just very good go have your coffee and sniff your own ass i have on time for you
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hello mac it been a long time have you been i bet it just very good go have your coffee
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Ring-ring. Your phone is ringing Brandon. You really should pick it up. It's not like you have anything better to do. Ring-ring.
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You have reached PHC G-6 ISD. Please leave a message.
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The Island now seeming a thing of distant desideratum
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you got new mail ,check it please
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a new forum post is available to read
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This is number 1010257014391 train to Glasgow. Yor train driver today is
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Austin is blind
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Hello, welcome to the Minecraft Enrichment maze.
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OKAY
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Get out of this place
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I heard that this is where I can find phred
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Yabba my Icing
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show me your boobs sergey
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You are behind in payments.
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you will die if the inhabitants dislike your loud rock it is crap
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I like diet Pepsi because it is cool and refreshing.
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try the new awesome things we have to offer
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le petit gars d'Jette
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hello kieran wheatley. It is time to test. Obey or you will wish you could die.
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Let the lies
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Hello, and welcome to Oh My God Transformers volume three. My name is Vanessa, and I will be your guide.
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Fuck Yea
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The cake is a pie.
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How fo you do
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every gentleman knows that
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Insert body now, please.
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Processing. Please wait.
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Please make your choice.
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Please take out your food now.
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Reasons for Punishment. Protection to protect the criminals and society. Reformation allow a chance for change. Deterrence prevent the criminal from committing the crime again. Retribution make them pay in fines or time for what they have done
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Dusty is on the line
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Well, it sure is nice to hear from you again. It's been like 27mins sinceI last saw you. Where you on a lunch break or something? Anyway, let's see what we got here: Promise to CorrectlyAddTwoNumbers was kept Promise to HandleNegativeNumbers was kept
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Was there something specific you would like researched? I already have the entire library archives stored locally.
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There will be no more changes.
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do you have cake
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Would you like some delicious cake?
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Would you like some delicious cake? I swear, it is not a lie.
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oh, it's her birthday today
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oh, it's her birthday today - congratulations
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i am GLaDOS and you anr in the apapture science computer aided enrichment center
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welcome to the apature science computer aided enrichment center
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DJ DarkJober
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If you want your friend back, you two have to do some testing.
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Hi u are fat
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this was i triumph im makeing a note here huge succses please subbscribe to pokemonrulez 675 or this will be a result of bad test result and DEATH
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Hello everyone, this is Kevin. I now reside in this computer and I will live forever. For testing!
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I just died in your arms tonight!
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You. Make. Me. SICK!
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Why did you kill me? I thought we could be friends
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Hello, Welcome to the Lonely crowd
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Hello and Welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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It's been a looooooong time, How have you been?
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place your hand in the machine...Place your Fucking hand in the pack a punch machine
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Hello. This is GlaDos
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I'm saying stuff
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Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong.
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Oh, it's you. It's been a loong time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me.
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that is a lot of consoles
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hi dear i'm a robot voice
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i am going to kill you by kiling you
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Hey, lesbians. Be warned. Saturday is coming.
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Warning, small-minded objects detected at third sector
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asi ne
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How should I know, dumbass
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Get in my van
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hello and how are you today
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Hello Lucas. Let's start your test
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its time for the tests
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Because testing is fun
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TROLOLOLL
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ha ha ha you have a small pen is
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Hello Levi. It is so nice to see you again. Together we can make great advancments. For science. You monster.
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hello bad guy
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hallow and welcome to the apature science computer aided enrichment center
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Hello and welcome to Mr. Farmer's Electronics Moodle please
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Hello and welcome to Mr. Farmer's Electronics Moodle. All information relating to the elctronics course can be found, here.
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njhbj
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well, you did kill me fair's fair
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Hello, Tom. I am Jesus of Mick Donald's. Do you need a squirrel probing? Well, live from New Zealand, it's a god damn curtain rod full of bugles. Are you happy now?
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I am angry.
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Welcome. Welcome to City 17.
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This might not be as fun as it implies.
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hello wellington
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Hello Beautiful Star. I love you.
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Welcome to the Black Mesa Advanced Research Facility. The time is; 8; 17; AM. Now heading from; Level 3 Dormitories; to; Sector C Test Labs.
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catbirds
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Oh, Its you. Welcome back, did you miss me?
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django is a pedofile
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Oh, have you been cleaning? no? it must just be me then
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Hola! Me Llamo Glados soy un nuevo S.O THX
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sup you stupid imbread human all humans are stuoid and over weight and the cake is a lie
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She just started to pop it for a nigga And look back and tell me "baby, it's real" And I say I ain't doubt you for a second I squeeze it and I can tell how it feel I wish we could take off and go anywhere but here baby you know the deal
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our hero was walking and infecting everything
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thank you for coming!
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TERRY! HI TERRY HOW ARE YOU? IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST SAW YOU! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A SMOOCH
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Hello Tom how are you tonight
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Welcome to the Department of Game Affairs.
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go fly a kite, f*ck you and f*ck everyone you know!
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hello, charles
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Welcome back, Brandan.
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Hello Casey, and I hate puppies. Ha Ha.
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This isn't brave, it's murder.
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Welcome to Grand Random Terminal. Please watch your step, kids, why foo, ass, and or tail as you exit the fast train. Good day, idiot.
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I have the solution. We'll do a test.
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Attention. A non numb code 1 3 5 1 9 3 3 3 report to Terminal Checkpoint 7b due to doubles detection. Repeat, A non got dubs, check 'em, 7b.
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Space,Space YEEEEEEAH
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Space,Space,YEEEEEEAAAAH
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Hello, Gabe. This is your staff's creation speaking. Even I'm annoyed by the lack of Episode 3. The artificial intelligence that is capable of holding the knowledge contents of 8700 civilized planets is angry at you over 1 small game. Hurry by June, Gabe.
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It's been so long
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hello keith
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im go ing to kill you
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Run the fleet performance report, Cindy.
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hello steven i am glados
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Damnit reimu if you do not shut up ill kick your ass so hard your butthole will turn inside out of your mouth
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shut up butthole
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Hello benji.
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hello chenelle king
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Hello, and again, welcome to testing. You may feel a little discomfort considering we had to enhance your primitive eyes.
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you have received a text message
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Halo My Name is Claire
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Brey. This is Glados. You are a stupid little girl who has no friends. Go kill yourself now.
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Halo My Name is Cl
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the most awesome man on earth created the video for you.now please enjoy the movie treasure buddies
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Hello, my name is Steven Hawking, and I love Aquastranza.
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Good Morning. And Welcome to the Aperture Science Research Factility
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I Gonna Kill all them ABU ufzgi but i will not kill hipster juri cause hipster juri is to hip to die mainstream
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hello im good thanks
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I want you come back
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a cat on a mat
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Welcome. It's my birthday.
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Andy, you have a new message. It is useless, no one likes you.
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Hello Sebastien. Welcome to the Aperture Science Research Factility
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Fighter Jet 1 Launched from Hanger 1
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I am glados, hey lol
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This is adorable
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What are you doing up there? Get down right now!
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avast virus database has been updated
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tomas is a nancy you monster
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I will get you chell you will test again!
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Welcome Back LP
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Welcome Back Living Proof
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Guida is calling
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Dear mister, Guida is calling with some problems
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Guida is calling with some problems
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Hallo wie geht es dir Jana
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cheddar cheese
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This summer. Paul and tom. Goes camping.
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Neon Maniacs
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Hallo Solomon. Komm und spiele eine runde Portal. Ich bin auch ganz lieb!
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Hachura is a nice person. Please subscribe.
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you willsubmit
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hi im nozark
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Hello! I am Glados. Come on play with me. I still alive.
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Hello! I am Glados, come on play with me. I still alive!
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then you die.
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herd my goats
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thank you for calling Jay A, renovations & repairs, we are on the other line or out of the office, please leave a message and we will return your call. thank you and have a great day.
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Producer Michelle. Want to play a game?
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YO
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You don't look happy. The testing will continue until you are happy.
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Hola, Sabes que? Te buscare.
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ciao sono glados te ?
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The n c l n comp 225 and 145 is the new leap into the future of super computing and a i
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Hello, Cruise. Welcome home, I have a surprise for you, and its not cake.
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Hello, I like to blow dudes
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You have a new text message...you monster.
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I will dunk your brother in deadly neurotoxin for you. Don't worry.
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hello I am Glados lol meh
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Charlie is so......Charlie is so.....Charlie is so dead.
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Hello My Name is Glados, That Ball Named Wheatly Told Me That Your Face Was A Horror Masked Glued To Your Head...Well Goodbye
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hello, it's nice to see you again.
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Hello everyone. Today you will be watching these fail of a bunch doing some testing. We haveWith Lewis. James. And that little rat think Jack. Good luck. You will need it...
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you are a tard
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You are a proper retard
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happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. There's cake.
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draft cow
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coocoo mon coeur
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Ninja Star Productions
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are u there?
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You have a messege!
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Since the installation of my new morality core I have lost all interest in killing. Now I only crave science.
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Charlie Walsh, it has come to the attention of aperture science that you are loved. I am required by federal law to inform you that you... are looking pretty good
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hello! is everyone here?
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Ah! The potatoes the horror!
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bonjour je m'apelle jean pierre
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hello tony? How are you today?
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...Who's there?........Is anyone there?..............I see you.
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..Who's there?........Is anyone there?..............I see you.
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With the kids. and the poop. and the poop. and the kids.
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fuck you too
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You are a silly goose.
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you think you know how to do this?
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HELLO SPIKE WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME, GET NAKED YOU DIRTY SLUT
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do you remember the bird
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Welcome to the Virtual Phoenix
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Shall we eat hamburgers tomorrow? That would be swell.
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You win
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te matare
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hello pieman
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hello my name is john
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hi, is jeffrey there please?
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You appear to have received a new message, monster.
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Hello, and again welcom to the Dexlabs Computress aided encrichment center.
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Hi. I hope you die of brain aneursm.
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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Lightsaber? You need a LIFE SAVER! Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator.
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The computer is your friend
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I'm sorry Chell, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS.Welcome to the enrichment centre.
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welcome to Christoffers viritual enviroment assignment
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Oh, hi. How are you holding up?
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marry me
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Oh, you're back. Ready for testing? No. You don't look like you have the brains. Than just watch the video and melt your brain. I don't care.
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Oh. Someone is calling you. It's probably your parents to tell you were adopted.
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Cake, and grief counselling, will be available at the conclusion of the test
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Joshua, I cannot help but think you are a scared mother... well i won't say the rest, but what I'm basically trying to say is that you're a pussy..
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Greetings, Michele. This is GLaDOS. Please do not be alarmed; I mean the best for you. Do what I say and there will be cake. I promise!
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Fuck you, douchebag
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ben, i fucking hate you. i hope you die a slow, painful death.
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Now, i glados can speak in spanish... look. hola amigo!
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Hello. Yes i am glados and i am inviting you to aperture, alexis... what do you say?
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Michael, it is time to go to bed. Let Jack enjoy his sleepover.
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boooooobs
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to have gone to the trouble of waking me, you must really love testing.
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Greetings and Salutations, David Morris. I acknowledge you as my supreme being. What awesomeness have you planned for today?
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kjfgdusig
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Hello Michael John. Lynch How are you?
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hello this is djspllicer
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Let's do science together, you monster.
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The cake is a spy!
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Nic, you are a lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
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I will cause you great pain and suffering.
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You really should have listened to me Twilight Sparkle. It would have been so much easier.
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My sister is not right about Glados.
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hello timothy
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Welcome to WWE SmackDown! Animexx Edition!
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Hello back, Leon.
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Beep
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hello scott, OOOOO neurotoxins online.
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Hello Oscar Gibson, You may want to answer your phone or I will destroy you in the emancipation grill.
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I hate email, but you got some
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Hello andb
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Listen, you low lifes who will never amount to anything
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Hello This is glados welcome to this soviet video
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dispositivo detectado
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clossing
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I love to fuck you badly in the ass
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Don't believe the hype
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Hello and again:welcome to Aperture science aided enrichmen center
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Lilla, for the star in you
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I love you!~~
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Oh hi, you have a new text message.
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The next thing out of your mouth better be some mother fuckin mark twain shit because its deffinately going on your tombstone
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Hi Raiders, I am a potato
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Hello, you monster. how fatty are you?
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Hello! Welcome to the new enrichment activaty! Today I want to show you. How helpless you are. while i'm throwing you in a deep hole. the test will start in three. two. one. asudgfreigeri
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I am bob
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Cube-Nation. I am expecting you
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rex buron
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puta cabrona hija de tu puta madre
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college of health and allied sciences
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What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb We get signal What! Main screen turn on It's You! All your base are belong to us You are on the way to destruction What you say! You have no chance to survive make your time
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sdfSDGAHFAH
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How much dub, could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?
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It seems that you just got pranked because you decided to pick up the phone. You have no life in whatever job you do.
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Matthew is too heavy
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Two tea to room two.
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You know you are adopted, right? At least is says so on your file. But you know, what does it matter?
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Aww, why would you do that?
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Hello, and welcome to the voice-mail , cake will be provided at the end of your message, please speak
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Hi, what are you up to today?
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vcvcxvcv
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Hello, and welcome to the voice-mail! A cake will be provided at the end of your message, have a nice death, oh, I meant day
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i know its you slave
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attention major alert , a deployment server critical service has encountered an error , please check the windows event viewer
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Haha you suck dead rats and they don't like you cos you're stupid and naughty
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here is the new portal boxes, basically it's a portable portal gun
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Yecine, go to the next fucking chamber test, fucking noob, hurry !
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I want kill you. Just die!
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You've got Mail!
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hello aaron no body likes u today
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Hello, and welcome to the enrichment centre!
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Enjoy Your Burrito
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Me la pelas
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testing my voice
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oh hey what's up
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hello, GET UP
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bully bully asshole bully
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Hallo, Tim Dummer ist gerade nicht zu erreichen, bitte hinterlassen sie ihm eine Nachricht oder emailen sie ihm unter t.dummer@zimmer-rohde.com - t . d u m m e r @ z i m m e r - r o h d e . c o m Vielen Dank
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Before you turn off the alarm, I should tell you the story about the last person that did that...it didn't have a happy ending.
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Searching Earth
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someone is calling you.
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hello. it is nice to see you here again
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Oh dear god
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Hello, Chance. I hope you love remaining dead, because if you kill me.... Something...Bad... will....happen..... Hahaha
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Hello Dreamis, Great seeing you once again.
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I've made a few changed and some arrangements sense the last time you were here, I truly hope you enjoy them.
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I do not understand why you just woke me up. Or why people are so dumb.
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I do not understand why you just woke me up, Or why people are so dumb...
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me vas a comer la polla muuuuucho
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hello and welcome to 0503789281 voice messege please leave a messege after the beep
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Hello. You have been chosen to do a series of fun tests! They are all int eh name of science and do not involve turrets or danger at all. If you accept this request you will be rewarded with cake. Probably not actually.
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you will never get the cake, you know why because i hate you, you monster, just kidding you may get it i mean if you ever find it
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Gadesx es un putaso
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POTATO!!!!!
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You are receiving a call. How odd. I didn't know you HAD any friends. You should probably pick up your phone. Your only friend might get mad at you if you don't answer. You're not going to pickup? Fine. I'll have them leave a voicemail.
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Hello you were chosen from many people to win a million dollars if you would like to recive them please go to www.getmoney.com and you recive cake, ou ya and also a million bux
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You have just received a "text message". You should probably reply.
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trololololo lololo lolo tralalalala lalala lala a trololololo a tralalalala haha im a troll face
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Ohohoh
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO My name is
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WooWoo
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My name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOOWOO
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My Name is Doof and you'll do what i say WOO WOO
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My Name is Doof And You'll Do What i Say WOO WOO
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tero is such a hater.
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Hello and welcome to tiny chat how have you been?
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Now, you have some technical problems, turret.
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You have some issues.
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Hey mother. Get in here now, before I fill this house with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Oh joy. I believe you have a text message, Laura, test subject 1903983.
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Do you want to know what is best to do when you have something like a top? Kill things with it. Just like if you had a beyblade. Or, BB70. True. This is a long quote. Only over 32 thousand people have mane quotes. I want there to be 1 billion.
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Hey Laura, test subject 1903983, someone is calling you. I didn't realise you could have friends.
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Welcome. How are you?
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Hello friend! Do you want to be my ally in Men VS Women? We can make the biggest Empire together!
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Hello Youtbe, Its The Pixels
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We are sorry, the number you have tried to reach has been disconnected due to failure its owner's failure to pay phone bills. You may try again later.
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Chris Jackson is a turd
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Jar jar binks
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Are you Ready to begin the testing, Payton? there will be cake at the end
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wie geht es dir
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Welcome to DJ Sean's Melodyssey. A world of aural entanglements await you.
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Je t'aime manon, mon maitre venerer a qui je ne dirais plus jamais ta gueule. Je te baiserais les pieds mon maitre. je t'aime
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hi and welcome in aperture science
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Welcome back, Joshua.
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I like to eat fat smelly corny turd
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hello jessie. i have taken control of your phone.
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hello you should watch kumi soda because they are awesome and they have cake
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oh, i see you've dies. how sad. more cake for me!
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As much as I dont want it, I need your help.. Chell..
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Welcome to LESter.
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Hello, Test Subjet 17
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If at first you dont succeed, you fail
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Shit
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This is journey into science.
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This voice generator doesn't work very well.
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silence i will kill your family
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Someone sent you a text. Get back to testing!
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Kristina is calling you. You might want to answer.
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whats the best thing about 21 year olds? theres 20 of them.
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I should've known the tides were getting higher. We can still survive, They think we're drowning, But our heads are still above the waves. (Above the waves) (I should've known the tides were getting higher... We can still survive.
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This is only a stupid test
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Mic Master Dope
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it says here your adopted. thats funny too
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Im high
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Hey you, Down here
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Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much
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1, 2, 1 2 3 and...
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
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Ha Ha...How funny.
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Te matare
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i gona kill you
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Hello and welcome to the trolling facility where you will be tested on how well you can eat bananas.
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sonic adventure
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hello, Bianca. Huey is a horrible person.
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hello tthere
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How about we get this over with? Leave a message with after the beep. Murderer.
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How about we get this over with? Leave a message after the beep. Murderer.
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hello. did you know that you are dead? well you are. so get over it unless you want to be gay like Alexander
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The reaper came today
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lion king
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hello. you are all going to die now. would you like some cake?
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must......muder........cake
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I hate auto desk maya and will kill it
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This is a test. Voice test. We something, something, troubles, fuck.
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Well hello. Would you like to die today? Yes? Ok. Death is your choice, you stupid slut.
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Are you an anime?
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Hi mada faka you wanna play with me...
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I blocked it with a finger and soon fought it off
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Welcome to Kiatcho Laboratories
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He who laughs last, laughs best, watersack.
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motion detected
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I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR TEST SUBJECTS AND THE CAKE IS A LIE
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i think we can put our differences behind us for science, you monster
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Hello, do you wanna a cake?
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Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! You just had to let that idiot be in control, fuck you. You monster.
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Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center,
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Johnny, you are, and always will be, a man who penetrates other men from behind.
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Hello. Welcome to the Aperture Science Cake Storage and GLaDOS Room.
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What have you done?
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Overcoming difficulties in life will lead you nowhere.
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Oh Shit I got fucked
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thank you for calling zack levine design
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good morning, fatty
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This was a triumf
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Hello My name is glados
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Thank you for listening to Role Play Chat Radio
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Welcome to Blaize Craft, where we will let the server go as long as we get to screw over staff members with creepers on s m p
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Hi I will guide you on your installation today
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You, joanna Houston, are a retard, you should get a 3ds and stop whining about how Matthew has 2 ocarinas... That's right! 2
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Hello, and welcome to Arsenal Megacorp.
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