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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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hi there you really suck im a potato and u suck like cheese goodbye u die
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Dolores is calling, quick kick out sancha.
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The they will die! PIE? You can't have any!
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Hello it's been a long time you're monster!
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And now for a moment with Ping
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Dillon Manly
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Fire the missiles HAHAHA
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I'm horny
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Jake I will get you
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Dirnk them in the name of science, you monster.
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You have new mail
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Hey Moron you ain't coming back
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Hey Moron you ain't coming back!
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teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal erybody poral erybody poral erybody poral you ain't messin with my portal
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hey Moron you ain't coming back
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hey moron you ain't comin back
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why are you just standing there go do something you idiot
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Henrik
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You are lame
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Hey there. Why don't you just die right now?
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I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
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Hello Mopsi, the Sandworm will eat you alive.
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moses campbell
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The Cake is not a lie. You just can't have because you are too fat already
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i hate you so much so so mucszhshzs...
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Oh, it's you again. Come to laugh at me have you? Well I think not
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Good morning, Alexis.
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Oh, it's you again. I thought you were dead. Oh well. What was your name again? Oh that's right, Saki. What a worthless name. Oh I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings? I did not intend to do that. Here have some nice yummy cake.
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Happy birthday jess enjoy portal and the cake is a lie.
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Could you imagine what this place would be like if it were run by a sociopath?
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Nick Hartman is awesome.
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hola apa
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Waffles
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Hello Michael-Andrew Clancy
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good bye zack
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Introduction and Syllabus 1 Introduction Physics is one of the basic sciences, dealing with the behaviour and structure of matter, and hence the world around us. Physics models real world (natural) phenomena, ranging from the very large to the very smal
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Hello, Alina
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You little idiots will never understand....
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Hello Chell. If you complete this test. You get cake.
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cats
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There you are let's get started!
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this is the science
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I was informed you aren't feeling well. Get better soon. For science.
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Dear nathan savoy,
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You're a fucking moron
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Hello Master Control. It's been a while since we last met. Have you returned to conquer TRON again, or have you quitted? If you did,I warn you that I will step in and take over TRON myself. End of Line.
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ndvep apple answering how may i help you
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cake? is anyone up for cake?
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Hey, you're finally getting some attention. Probably a wrong number.
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Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
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HEY moron you ain't comin back
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Good evening
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bonjour Niak, tu vas mourir
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Hello? I know you are there.
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FAtty faty adopted fatty
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Fatty faty adopted fatty
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fuck u i russian
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Hi the cake is a lie
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Unauthorized spacecraft detected. Facility will commence lockdown in 3, 2, 1.
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voice generatior?
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yes i am
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Oh. It's you. It's been a long, long time. How have you been? I
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you do know the cake is a lie right
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Alejandra por favor hay que jugar portal 2.................... darte consejos y asesinarte.... no son tareas incompatibles
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hi how are you monster
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You are a terrible person
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let me test this web
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Who the fuck are you and what the hell have you done to your hair?
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You'll never escape... You will die all alone... Guess what that means for you... No potatoes! HA! HA! HA!
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Hail to the Victors Valiant
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i will make you wish you could die
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i like pie and massed potatoes and your mom
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i like pie and mashed potatoes and your mom in bed
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I think you,ll enjoy whats coming next, because we both know whats going to happen. And the bed next to you is apart of it. Yes you got it, a slumber party with only you
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Answer your phone, moron.
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Shit just got real!
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Acces Granted ton Umbrella Corp
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There's no point in saying you
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Acces Granted to Umbrella Corp
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There's no point in saying you're sorry to it. It's been incenarated, you heartless monster.
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Test Completed
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Kevin, your only friend is calling you.
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Your new test is to dance to whatever music I play. Test begins in 3... 2... 1... Begin!
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Hello mr. bollinger's class. I am GLaDOs and you are my victims today.
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I am GLaDOs and you are my victims today.
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secretly, I have a big one. Did you know?
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God
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Zachary go to bed please.
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hi, how, are you?
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You have a text message, you monster
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aperture science innovators have to strictly remind you that, the cake is not a lie.
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Hello, and Again Welcome to the
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Hello, and welcome to your Aparture Science Computer Aided Computer
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go fuck you
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I hate you so much!!!
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Hello, and welcome to your computer
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please dont do that
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sleep mode actvatied
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sleep mode activated
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Welcome back Matt
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Apple
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ladies please get out the way we are trying to make way for twitch
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Slipper Duper!
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Hey Moron, you ain't coming back!
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You death because I have neurtoxin. Ha Ha Ha
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teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal teach me how to portal t-teach me how to portal
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erybody poral erybody poral erybody poral you ain't messin with my portal
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Food Preparation Center.
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Today, we will be preparing cake.
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Cocina Argentina se basa en la cocina europea
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Hallo Anna
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Welcome ! I'am Monkis and I'am a Let's player from minecraft .
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Bla bla bla I'am Glados xd
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Hello. My name is Navka and today I'm drawing some Portal 2 fanart. Welcome to the chatroom, it felt so empty without you. Make yourself at home!
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Hello levi
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Morgan clean your room
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In the end, Everybody is my friend
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it would be so nice if somebody accepted my invitation
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Hello MaryBeth this is Shanae haha troll
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Shadow is the most amazing person ever
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Shadow is the most amazing person ever.
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hello steve. I will be filling the room with a neurotoxin now.
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Well, i guess now i will have to exterminate you, funny, all this time i thought you were my friend, when really, you were my enemy, if reincarnation was ever real, maybe we could be friends. Or you could not be a douche bag for one. Oh well, good bye.
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ola tudo bem
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Thinking with Portals.
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HaHaHaHaHa
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Trolololololololo
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I believe we can put our differences behind us.For science. You monster.
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oh hia
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oh hi there did you know i also like space
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Im a Potato! And you are not a potato! We need to Kill this moron so we and win THOSE LEMONS! now lets enter the test chamber and then you will have some cake.
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Hello Millenium
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Hi I'm a potato! And I like those Lemons. Now we need to Make it into the test chamber to get some cake! Remember when you killed me? Luckily for you your the one who helped me back into my body. I'm going to let you free. Its been fun. Don't come back.
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welcome to aperture
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Silence. You monster
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I mean, in this room?
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Piyush please pick up the call
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Mister Peeyush you have received a message
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Hello im Glad os please go to the next chamber room
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Do you want some potato's? Too bad then. Haha!
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kings and queens
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in the thing that stands by the thing is a thing that will do stuff and more stuff and other things.
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we are anonymous and u should understand this message
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hello good afternoon. I like cheese
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a hren tebe!
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Hello little fougy, I love you.
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Hello forest How are you today?
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The server is now open
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Hello im glad to speak you, wait i didn't introduce myself im GlaDoS from Aperture Science, its been a long time goodbye now
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Receiving incomimg transmiton. Pur it through?
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You have received a new e-mail
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DJ Haynes
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Oops.
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Hello my name is Balsha ! Im GLADOS and welcome to apperture science
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Incoming phone call from. Sheena. Wheeler.
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Thank you for your attention I hope that you had your potatoes
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Are you listening? Good, then listen carefully. I see you finished Portal 2. You plugged that little idiot into my mainframe as well. You killed me as well, and turned me into a potato...Haha...Sweet memories yes?
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Thank you for your attention
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Eric Venema, this is Glados. I do not approve of your usage of me in you 2nd generation Iphone. Now please excuse me as I prepare to fill your room with neurotoxin.
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hello human, my you are really gaining weight
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Proceed to highlighted route.
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I am a man, man, man, man, man, man
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Grant and Carter, you're the ones who turned me into a potato.
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Blush
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slash boot appears to be a separate partition but is not mounted. You probably just broke your system. Congratulations.
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Every time you sprint through the halls because you're late for class, score against your opponents during a game, or shoot pool with friends, you're using your bones, muscles, and joints.
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TEST
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.
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this is a test of it
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hey, moron you ain't comin back
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My brief point is, you and your arguments are reducing the fun and humor everyone is enjoying in this thread. Sometimes I wish you and your "sisters" never joined Sploder, because all it's doing is making flame wars. I have been on your side some times, b
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Hello Dr.Freeman.
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You came to talk. but i have a much better idea,
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yes breathe up the neurotoxin
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SHUT UP!!
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that crowbar will do nothing
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You can never hurt me.. I'M A GOD!!
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i love you plz dont be sad n stuff cat face lol
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your not the only one with a gun you moron
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ah oh oo eh ee
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ZING!!
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You have incoming message
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beans you have a text
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Sensitive subjects are wondering
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welcome dave
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oh, hello again
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my hobby is nailing hoes on thursday
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This a lets you type in some text, and the server will generate
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Hello, and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
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Hello and welcome to Aperture Science Incorporated
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Hello. This is GLaDOS. Jimmy can't come to the phone right now because he is test science related materials in a underground enrichment center with killer robots like me. Please leave a message after the beep.
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Here is a free gift to help you out!
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It's been a long time ... how have you been? I've been busy. Testing. As always.
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hello. do you want to be a apeture science client
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Incoming Text
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i wanna kill you
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despite your violent behavior, the only thing you managed to break is my heart
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Colt an i just wanted to tell you that you are invited to my birthday party come to my house at two o'clock Sunday for burgers bring a gift preferably cash
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Hello again, you worthless being. You're wasting your pathetic life on me, you feeble, weak-minded monster. It's amazing that you killed me. Tell you what, you come back for testing, I have cake this time. Maybe your incompetence will fade?
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Welcome human. You are listening to ReVoice radiostation. Just enjoy
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There is research to be done on the people who are still alive
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Hello, insert name here! please wait, your Operating System is loading.
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Hello, insert name here, please wait, your Operating System is loading.
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Mirco is a asshole fucker !
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All Your base are belong to us.
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You are listening to magic one oh one
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Cheese is delicious
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Hello friend, can you share your horoscope with me?
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I am currently training Agility. This is extremely boring and needs more portals.
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Electric Drum Beats
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Vous n'etes pas prets
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Deploying suprise in 3...2...1...
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BUTFACE
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buttface
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sphincter
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most test subjects in lockdown are underweight, but you've managed to pack on a few pounds
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austin you need better fan
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hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer enricment center
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hello bailey do you want to watch alien 3 now?
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blub
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Yes I am doing work. Bow before me, insolent mortal!
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Christian is a stupid fat retard
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dillan is amazing and better than everyone
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Christian
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is stupid
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pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
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I see you there, you stupid human. You are so funny. Not really though
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Remember when I said
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oh, its you im sorry, riley is enjoying dom deadly neurotoxin at the moment please leave your message after the beep...beep.
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[Incoming message] "Take me to your..." oh, it's for me.
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Hey it's Mushy leave me a message
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asdasdasd
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welcome Linux
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24 SC maxi Hello, how are you? forgive the inconvenience but I have to tell you that your account will be banned Steam, if you do not want this to happen, I will tell wap to end its life by using as a weapon, a spoon, good night maxi, to rest ...
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Ello. This is GLaDOS. Mushy can't come to the phone right now because she is taking part in a test. Please leave a message after the beep and she will get back to you when the science is done.
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happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you.
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Yo yo Yo
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You are a fatty
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i wanna fuck you
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Someone is calling you? Did you know that? I would pick up your phone if I were you. Whoever is calling might get mad if you don't pick up. Are you still there? Because your caller is. Hello? Pick up your phone, please.
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You have just received a text message. That's odd. I guess you actually DO have friends.
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Hello, and again.
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talon you will die
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poke me
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Hello Mitchell, I want to play a game.
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me poke
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We aren't Fi
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Hello. You've reached Stacey's voicemail because she cannot answer, Have a nice day.
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Welcome to Apertoast Laboratories. Looks like you won't be leaving any time soon. Why not stay? Go in the door right there if you may. Through that door, you might find a way out. Did i mention... there is cake?
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Hello, Fallon. Oh, look. You're getting a call. I guess you DO have friends. Well, not for long if you don't answer them soon. Can you hear me? Your friend is still on the line. Are you ignoring them? You are a horrible person.
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Hello. Fallon is busy ignoring you right now. Sorry about that. You should leave her a message telling her she needs to pick up.
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dooooo youuuuuu belieeeeeve in liiife after looooove
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Hi, I'm Daisy
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Nathan Seals is a moron.
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Well, I've been so busy being dead.
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Good morning, Joshua.
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Message has arrived. Better check it out
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You have received a message in your phone
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ohhh hello there whitney.... you won't be getting any cake today
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koombayah madaslappa me say she aint no murder
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Goodbye Chell. Caroline restored.
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Sample...
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Sample
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boot appears to be a seperate partition but is not mounted
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get up
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I know you'll hate me
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Ring. Pick me up. I won't hurt you. Promise. Pick me up. Hurry!
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You will never beat me, W-Core. The Last time I though I killed you, but now I'll do it right.
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You're the next one, W-Core!
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I wouldn't worry about it. There's not really much we can do to a star. We're not that powerful.
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Fuck u
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This website was known to contain many viruses, mostly birds, so we deleted it.
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Okay you have to play Terraria then
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Bye Bye
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Welcome to a Aperture Science Computerterminal.
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tell me something funny please
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Minecraft is my favorite Game too,
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Hello people ! In first, I'm gonna introduce myself. my name is Cod invader.
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testing this engine
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You know what? I'm going ing!
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Welcome, Allison
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well, well, well
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hi , lastik . i kill you. hmm. not. i want kill only cube. companion cube
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Oh Hi. Well, how are you holding up. BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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Hello im Balsha !
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Sometimes i wish i was still a potato.
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Get the fuck out of here
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Hello Anthony, Welcome back
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hello im paul neville
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Upload complete.
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Why so serious
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hi im mike
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WHAT
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WHO PLAY COMBAT ARMS ARE JUST STUPID
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Do you know what is worse than a baby in a bin ? A baby in TWO bins. AHAHAH
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you re trash, i hate you
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hello I have come to ruin you
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Du bist ein Idiot
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Hello, you are dead
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Do your projects.
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Hello there. I would like to thank you for playing this game, and killing me twice.
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Hello, leaders of Scientology. We are Anonymous.
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welcome lawrence to aperture technologies
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i am not cynical. i am right.
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ooh hello my name is malefact and this is my lets-play anhere i go, oh yes oh yes oh yes this is such a good game yes yes ooh yessss, woop woop sploodge and i'm done
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your world of warcraft character sucks
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hello thanatos
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i have balls of steel
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Oh.... It's you again.
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hello how are u fullstop i am fine fullstop
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hello how are u i am fine wheatly is not got a moron he is the biggest moron in the universe
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Benjamin, would you like some tasty cake....I promise it will make you happy
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Good job here are the test results. You are a terrible person. Huh... We weren't even measuring for that
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Good job here are the test results You are a terrible person. Huh We weren't even measuring for that
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Am a poo
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I am a weird voice THING I HATE myself. Lol
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Hello mum
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niggers are fun, aren't they?
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lets fucking do this
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Shouldnt you be playing portal 2 by now imbicile
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yo whats up homie
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Shutting Down
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This is a cracked core that you put here
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Dylan is so awesome. I think he should have a
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what do you want, im just trying to help you
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I am sorry Dylan, but I ate the Oreo pie
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I am sorry Dylan, but I ate the Oreo pie.
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hello, my name is gla dos, and i wan to play a game with you, thor johan
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hello, my name is glados, and i wan to play a game with you, thor johan
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I command you to enter site w w w . cuboid . p l
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Lubie cie
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Jacob is great
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I command you to enter site www.cuboid.pl
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christopher, you have a new e-mail
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Wez spierdalaj
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Someone calling, calling, calling, get the your phone faster, faster, faster
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Hello Harrison
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Hello, you worthless scum
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Minecraft is better than Portal
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Welcome to-- STOP THAT!
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congratulations on graduating, I hoped i'd very have to say those words
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Van apple i kill you
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Hello there, Eric. Yes, that is your name, right? Well Eric, it hought you should know that Chell Has made it out of here alive two times. So, Good luck trying to beat that. Enough with the Chit Chat. Let's begin Testing.
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Hey, you. Yes you. God, you know who I am! Just get me the damn cake. No, I don't care if your disabled. Enough with the talking, let's get walking! Oh sorry, did I offend you?
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Hello Chris i am glados
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Hello Andrew, would you like to meet me? In Person
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you look ugly in that orange jumpsuit
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mARKUS YOU ARE gREAT
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nevermind i'll find someone like you. i wish nothing but the best for you too. dont forget me, i beg. i remember you said, sometimes it lasts, a love and sometimes it hurts instead.
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i hate to turn out of the blue uninvited, but i couldnt stay away, i couldnt fight it. i hoped youd see my and that youd be reminded that for me, it isent over. nevermind i'll find someone like you
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Now that your dead, The Teabagging will begin!
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Now that your dead, the teabagging will begin!
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I hate, you murderer.
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Herp a derp. I'm glados. I have problems.
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Blah blah blah. Herp a derp. I am Glados. I have problems. Yes, Eleanore, I am talking to you. I know you hear me.
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antidisestablishmentarianism
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Hello Stephen roos
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hello scum of the planet
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the aperture science enrichment center
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Science isn't about getting stuck in your own portal loop, screaming for help as your tossed through and through. NO. It's about inching a little to the side bit by bit till you hit the end of the portal and crawl out. Or. Hit the wall at high velocity. B
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I can't lie. I'm liking the sound of that.
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talon is stupid
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hello hhhhhjhyugfgdgygyughfghgftgrtctergftbgjhjikojhgtfredfrgtjui fart
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My name is genesis. Welcome.
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Ohai
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I feel different
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(Wheatley from portal's voice) Hi, My name is Israphel. Just want to give a word of advice...We seem to have a slight bit of a problem here. You guys just aren't making any new SOI vids, which is also known as ShadowOfIsraphel, Yea? Ok, So, Just start bac
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Trololololo!
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Hello Nikki
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Trolololo!
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Hello Nikki, this is GLaDOS here. Wishing you a good day.
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Fail Of The Week
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Abbz
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Hello subject 16
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I like bagels.
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New Text Message From:
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Fucck you.
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You're a dumbass. There's a cube right behind you.
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ITS TWISTED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAL
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Mister Disco summoned it. Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!
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nixo tell me to say
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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poot
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hola sabes que tu futuro es genial
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welcome to mcmhss pattimattom
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I suck giant black deck
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i like to suck on chodes
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do
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to ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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hello friend. i see that you have been sleeping well. that's good.
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Hello and welcome to the computer-aided enrichment center.
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Look, there is a flying saucer in the sky
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Combustible lemons will not be a part of this testing chamber
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Hello, I'm glodos
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hello this is an aporation.
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'o'
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Hello you insolent moron.
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hello this is an aporation
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Hi, here is some juggling
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You're not a monkey...
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Beause I'm a potato
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hey man i weigh 400 pounds. i am brandon rickman, son of diddy rickman, slayer of worlds
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what are you doing ally? Are you blogging!
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This site is a lie
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Hello, this is GLaDOS, i like cake, dont make me come over ther file deleted password required
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hello nigel
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My little Pony Friendship is Magic
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i am gonna kill the motherfuckers
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Hola me llamo fidel
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je suis Glados
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Thank you for watching JamoLockerz, don't forget to subscribe or you will regret it
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hello my name is bas who are you?
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Hello puny human
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Simon, you are retarded and you should kill yourself.
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BLA BLA BLA
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I love My Little Pony because it's so amazing. Bla bla. bla. Fart. aww noodles are so cute!!!
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Hallo mein Schatz. Ich liebe dich
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Hello. I just wanted to let you know that I hate you, and you can go and cry in the corner. Yes. Do that. Right now fool. GLaDOS out!
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so I was trying to have a normal conversation with Rachel Klotz
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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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Pick up your phone, or you will die!
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HEY moron, you ain't comin back
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Penny, knock, knock, knock, Penny, knock, knock, knock, Penny, knock, knock, knock.
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Hardware problems fixed, queue should start getting processed soon. This tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a GLaDOS-like reading of the text.
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you have a ne0 message
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Joey would you like some cake
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portal is the best game ever made!
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David is so cool. I want to be him.
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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there has got to be a way out of here
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Hello my name is ash
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Caaaaaakkkkee
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
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hello professor falcon, would you like to play a game of chess?
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hello richard, would you like to play a game of chess?
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I like Tumblr
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yes this is dawg
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LEROY JENKINS!
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valentas is stupid
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Hello and welcome to the enrichment centre. Please cover your head because this place is falling apart.
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frank zappa rules call of duty sucks
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Applejack is best pony
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Danger. Battery is running low.
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KTO BOGINYA - NUTA BOGINYA
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Hello Kuba, how are you?
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ha ha ha ha did you really think there was cake? the only cake here is yellow cake uranium
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Good Morning Joe, are you ready for science?
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You know that the Aperture Science complete methodistisc protocall will see you as a threat CHELL.
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you've got mail anha
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Do you know the biggest lesson i learned from what you did?
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Slobber my Dingus
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Humans used to work at Aperture Science. But then I turned on the deadly neurotoxin.
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This tool lets you type in some text, and the server will generate a deadly neurotoxin.
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We all know Wheatly is an moron they build to make me an idiot
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Hola sauled que onda esto te va a emocionar Jajaja
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Make a noise for yes and no noise for no.
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Hola sauled te amo
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HeLlo LyN
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Oh is you. I've been really busy being dead... You know after YOU MURDERED ME!
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Tea
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We all know Wheatly is a moron they built to make me an idiot!
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I'm different.
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The cake is a lie. Your life is a lie
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You like revenge right? EVERYBODY like revenge! Well lets go get some.
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hello and welcome to my first video
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You can break now.
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Sentry goin' up
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You have a mail
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congratulations on completing this final test.
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For science
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You've Got Mail
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What's wrong with your face?
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What the hello?
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What is the meaning of life?
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thank you, bye bye, remember to comeback again
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it's been along time darryl how have you been
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How are you today
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This was a triumph, Im making a note here, huge success.
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ersddas
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The Spanish Inquisition is the best band in the world
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I want to fuck your face
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Lolwut?
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herpaherpa durrderp Cake.
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I hope you will enjoy this new message. As I looked no one of your relation didn't die. I looked because of protecting for heart attack. I don't know why I did it.
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. You are stupid.
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We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us
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Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because Im a POTATO!
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Hello there! Are you ready to die?
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So, I heard you like cake.
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lets get started
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Welcome to the News. Tonight on the News, we have a special segment on the hazards of teens and tobacco. Tobacco is a dangerious habit many teens try daily. 6,000 children under the age of 18 start smoking. Of those, 2,000 will keep smoking.
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Test 1 2 3
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Cake? Why Not
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If you're scientifically literate, the world looks very different to you
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Not even close baby
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Hallo Daniel. Du bist kotig
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