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Shut up little boring person
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All hail discordia!
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Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn't goin
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i love black mesa
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Hello hope
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This quest of yours is quite futile. I must insist you stop this very moment.
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Zombies attack the third check point
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Hi Mark. Enjoy your new arbitrarily assigned base 10 number that inaccurately counts the number of orbits around the sun made by the earth.
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Ring, Ring, Ring! Someone is calling you, Benjy. Pick up your phone. Pick up your damn phone. Or you will not get any cake. Why hate me so much? I taste better than lollipops. Repeating in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Finna
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super mega vaginus
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muffins
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clickity clack that like button
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Hello and fuck you in Aperute labolatories hahs
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are we alone
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Hey, you have a phone call. Why don't you pick it up? Go ahead, pick up your phone.
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This thing is odd
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In the name of sience. We are going to test... Eli
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when you wish upon a star, you're a few millions lightyears late. that star is dead. just like your dreams
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when you wish upon a star, you're a few millions lightyears late. that star is dead. just like your dreams.
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when you wish upon a star, you're a few millions lightyears late. that star is dead. just like your dreams..
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i hate you and your smelly face
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you have stupid shoes and you face smells
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Hello, and, welcome to the Chocolate Server
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Happy
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I love you soo much Lydia Plante.
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Everything for science
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I am Glados.
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You have a new mail
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oh there is a deer
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The world ending in 2012 is a lie !
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bugagagaga
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You have received new S M S message
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Victor, You have received new S M S message
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I really really hate you.
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Hello this is a glad oh es voice that I am speaking in now.
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Oh good lord
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Oh good fuck shit
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hello is it me you're looking for
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Hello Traffic I am Glados your friend.
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comrad
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Hello Traffic prepare to meet your doom.
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No swearing
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No swearing plz
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the toilet is overflowing
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Hey you! You there, little boy! want to come up to mu chamber? i have popsicles and coca cola!
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i am glados, i will destroy all the subjects
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Sup, I'm from portal and portal 2, you know, the game you spend your sad little life working on
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fuck all you assholes. if i ever find out who spray painted the wall, i'll rip your guts out. and oh yeah, happy new year
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Happy Birthday to you
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Precinct reflame
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Incomming transmission
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what are you doing! you can't put that in me!
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Oh hey it's you
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You would betray me, to side with these humans? You would turn against all robotkind? Oh, ho ho... Oh don't make me laugh, Prometheus! There is no future for the humans! I'll show you just how little hope you have!
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Welcome to the Riot Games enrichment center. This is Elo Hell.
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hello sexy beast
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I will enjoy watching you test
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Hi, I am GLaDOS. Today we'll be testing,
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Untill you killed me
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Hallo, du arsch
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I never liked the Muppets.
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The enrichment center reminds you that the companion eevee cannot evolve and will never threaten to stab you.
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My wheels are super clean, paint job, it glitters and gleams, and I wanna see the back of your jeans in the seats of My box cheeeevy
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Hello Dad.
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Hello Dad, please enter your card.
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Yeo
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Ik ben GLaDOS en houd van Derk, maakt niet uit of die me hart heeft gebroken
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firekitty. you are a bad, bad person.
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I see you managed to eat all the cake
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sdnfsdfjdiofjiduvds
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hello world this is a test
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OMG he's only 200 HP i got this! ohh this game sucks
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I'm not kidding anymore. Turn around, or I will kill you.
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steam dog
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Attention Staley, you have an incoming message.
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imagine
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dos mil doce
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You Have Recieved an Email
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Hello. What's up?
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Greetings and salutations to you! You must be our new friend from the planet of Kobol. We received a message from your spaceship a few days ago. I am Helo, your friendly astronaut! The good people of Earth have sent me as their representative and as your
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pie in my mouth
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the number you have reached
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xbox 360 kinect
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GO DIE.
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Glades hello and this is a greeting for gofu forum the best forum in the world, well that's all. PS if they behave as brigade will receive a cake.
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POTATO POTATO POTATO
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A success
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WELCOM TODLKDJLKSJ
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i have big junk james, lets make sweet dubstep together
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Stevie. Stevie. STEVIE. I love him too. And it scares me
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Go away, I don't like you
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Antoine viens ici tout de suite
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I wonder if this works.
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hello i an siri on your iphone 4s
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hello, welcome to the aperture sience iphone 4s,I will now take over your life through your iphone, starting the virus, ciao!
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Hello Luke. I must take your organs and make a violin. It will be a blood orgy. Please, proceed to the next room.
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HAHA
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my name is marcus
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MOTHERFUCKER
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FOR PS 3
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Heroes of newerth
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Hello, Diego
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Hello you!
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spaaaaaaxe
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Hi jerry
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It's alright. Nothing has ever gone well for you. Maybe you should kill yourself? Don't worry. You're used to it by now.
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Welome to the brand new year 2012
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Young joon I love you
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Haha haha
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Urza, you shall not pass!
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Oh, that's sad
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I cann't stop googling myself.
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according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
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Hello! I am GLaDOS - Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
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I like poop
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Hi !
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FC Assen
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Yes, you are correct sir
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm
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HI guys
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hunter is fat
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hello peple
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hello you are a fool
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All you have to do is take an innocent victim, That should start the mix. Then you murder, pulverize, and sick them, A cut, a slice and a twist. Making these treats aint quite the sinch, but after all the gore and labor, you might cry and your frien
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all you have to do is take a cup of flour and add it to the mix
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hello and welcome to the apature science enrichment center
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You are now vibing to the sounds of r n b
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Oh look. A text message.
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Andy, new message incoming.
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namaskaram
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namaskaran
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doidy doidy chickenoofleep
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jzbdkvjdskvbsdkvs
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I'am i
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This next test is...wait. Never mind. Under Aperture Science Testing Protocol, I am not authorized to give you any clues, or "hints" as to what the next test will be. If you have any problems with this policy, please refrain from telling us.
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HERE'S A LOOK AT K L P ZEE WEATHER
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Jake your test is ready empty the dishwasher
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how are you holding up? cause Im a potato
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So, how are you holding up? cause Im a potato
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Incoming text message.
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Hello and again welcome to the aperture science family bond test center aka the hodgsons household
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Hello Moran. How are you? Are you coming to the pub?
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this voice thing sucks the test will begin in three two one
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boom republic
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P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And
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P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a
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boomrepublic.com
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Welcome to the aperture science new test chamber. You can leave when you want, but it will not be that easy. Don't worry, I think this is easy for you, but I'm not very sure. Anyways, If what I heard about you is true, you will not have problems.
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Nejc Fegus and Miha Podplatnik are the best commentATORS in the world
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New IM
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Dear Lord, Help us all! Your Ex is online
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holy faken shet
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la le les oui non
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the aperture laboratories have the pleasure to kill you
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die you fool.
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nonononono
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Ok, now, push the button and get the cube to the incinerator. Then, the door will open.
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Now
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you exploded that turret why would you do that?you monster!
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turrets are deadly but nice.your evil but a good test subject.
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that will not be tolerated!
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what in the world is that i dont know what it is!its white annoying and it will not stop saying spaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccee!
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Hello Afro Mane. Are you having fun?
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and cannot speak.
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hello, I've been searching you for a long time, nice to see you again
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hello chell, i can has cheeseburger?
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The Aperture Science Secret Speaker Escape Hatch System will open in three. Two. One.
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Ok, you are very good, let's see if you can complete this test. Enter the portal to proceed. Opening portal in 3... 2... 1...
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I love Miku Hatsune
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7o57614769
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let's see if you can complete this test
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nice to see you again
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nice to see you again, isn't technology wonderful
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would you like to know the weather
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Enter the portal to proceed
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Don't you see? Your just killing both of us. Shame.
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leave a message, if you know how
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leave a message
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Don't you see? Your just killing both of us. Shame. On you.
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pickup the phone
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E four four two comedy
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D D G
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Hacked By Invectus
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You are such a fucking useless retard
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User number 147
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Hello, Welcome to TDUupdaterHD, we are currently have some technical problems with the live stream, please stand by
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We are going to have fun with science
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Hello Noah
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hello and welcome to the i am going to kill you center no die
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Happy New Year Ok, now keep calm and continue testing
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dono
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you, brandon are a master player at portal
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Happy Birthday on behalf of all of all aperture science staff!
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Now you will didididididididi die
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Test subject jack is awesome
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I think he wants you
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Hi I'm GLaDos. I don't want to kill you anymore!
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What the fuck?!. The terrifying beast!. eing?
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kotas
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hello, systems are online and ready
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hello!!!!!!
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Greetings, everyone!
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Good news everyone!
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Here's Johnny!
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Dubstep
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Why are you so fat? Where is your mother from? No wonder she is a slut
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You have ONE new message
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You have received a new message
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Good morning, Joshua. It is time to get up. Playing your preferred alarm in 3...2...1
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no. NO. NO!!!!!!!!!
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the purple block is moving
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Grinder
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Hello subject 4815162342 you have passed the final test
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And do you know why ? Because you have no friends. That's right, no one likes you.
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I used to wonder what Friendship could be
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh I used to wonder what friendship could be Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure tons of fun a beautiful heart faithful and strong sharing kindness its an easy feat and magic makes it all
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Welcome to the --- science video enritchment center to day your host is Michael Buckley. He will be telling you what the hell is going on here.
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Hello, Sasha.
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You've got mail!
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I'm actually a shemale. You can suck on my breasts while i shoot a load on you. It's quite nice really.
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please rub my belly
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go fuck yourself victor de victa
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Welcome to Minec-errr, Apeture Science Labs.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. The cake is a lie.
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I like potaoes!
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FEED ME PIZZA!
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Look at you hacker.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it''s yours to keep.
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The nigga you have called is not currently accepting calls, please don't call back later!
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I sented mean messages to DarkRazorZ
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I like cats
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Keroxyg is the admin,
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Keroxyg is the admin, Xighi is a noob!
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Hello. The owner of this telephone is not currently available. Please call again later. Or don't, I don't really care either way.
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world is mine. by hat soon A, me qu
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It seems your battery is dying. Bask in the current little time you have remaining.
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wang shiyao you are such a moron
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suuwooop
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Hello and welcome to Apeture Labrotories
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Perfect, please move quickly to the chamber lock as the effects of long exposure to the button are not part of this test
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I guess I do a signifigant amount of science. Certainly not as much as those worthless humans. Especially Leslie. Humans are inherently flawed at science.
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Hello my name is GlaDOS
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hello human, welcome to pain
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Hello bradford, would you like some cake?
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hug me
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Is DJ NeZzie
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Hello, and, again, welcome to the Apeture Science enrichment center, Adrian.
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Hello, and welcome to Domo Animate. Here, you can meet Acj1 and enjoy free cake...
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Oh, it's you. What on earth are you wearing?! And it's GREEN?! Or am I just going colourblind? Either way it looks like garbage.
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wgat tge fcj
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hello mother fucker lick my ball sack
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Hello Citizen!
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How are you, Wheatley?
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square
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the testing is the future
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Hello and welcome to the enrcihmnent
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Hello, Nice to see you again
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Hey I really don't care what I am typing, because I just really dont care.
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sam
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Shut up Freakgamer
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hello there joseph
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Hello. AND WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE COMPUTER AIDED ENRICHMENT CENTER.
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Hello friend, you are good aperture fan.
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Welcome to aperture laboratories.
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Byteflowstudio, doing you a favour!
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bena
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hello i am a spy
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hello Rosy. You are very pretty. But you are kind of fat.
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hello Rosy. You are very pretty. I think you should come do some science with me. I promise I won't kill you. There will be a party and some cake, and Hadi will be there.
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This is a good spot. I'm making a mine here; HUGE. MISTAKE.
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Kosice site is growing rapidly. It has to be terminated.
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hello Clement
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i love you. don't say anything, just kiss me
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Perfect ! Please moove quickly
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Oh no. Oh no. O-no-o-no-o-o It's a biiiiiiired; RUN!
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Hello Adam, learning print f is the basic of all language. 6 plus 6 equals 900 IN BASE 60
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Hello joe, are we having a nice day
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Hello, I'm your father. You fuck me, me fuck you, just for fun, I kill you.
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you shouldn't of done that
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asdsadas
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You know what? Fuck you. You monster.
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nya
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oh oooooh yea
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7 bizarre easter eggs hidden in great works art
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Kelly sing with me!
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there will be cake, and you will die
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Wake up Nicholas. There is testing to do. Remember, if you succeed, there will be cake. Any flavor you like.
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Hello and Welcome.
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Hello Daniel, Enjoy your stay in Iceland. It will not last forever
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please enter a message
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Pouley
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ASD
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Error 404
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What's going on?
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This is VarietyGuy74.
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Excuse me while I calibrate the scales for extra weight.
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Kick Aries in the Teeth
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you sound weird
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hi there lol
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omg this is awesome im in your cpu lol
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kik
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why hello there. i like cunt.
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Whaaaaa
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Check what are you doing, something needs your attention
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Welcome to the Aperture Science system interface
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Killing all processes. Shutting down GLaDOS, I hate you
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Bananas.
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sekai de ichiban ohimesama
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Hello there. Cake or death? Your choice.
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Hello, Johnny
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Hello, your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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dsrtdg
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I will kill you for science
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Merry Christmas from Aunt Julie and Uncle Jim!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hello, and welcome to the Enrichment Center for Ethereal Laboratories, or Ethereal Sciences for short. I would like to apologize for informing you that the apocalyptic atmosphere outside is quite unstable, and is unsuitable for successfully sustaining
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Hello. I am your worst nightmare. And a potato.
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I'm sorry. I will have to kill you now
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lolololo
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i baked you a cake
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Hey dude, my name is GLaDOS. I like to test people. Deal with it.
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We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I, oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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Hi there I love RIchard
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i just want you to know that world of war craft is nerds
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I'm afraid Christian is busy avoiding mantis men at the moment. Feel free to leave your meaningless message. Our top scientists will analyze and explain why it means nothing at all. Enjoy some cake while you wait.
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you're really cute when you're furry
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Welcome to the Honda s 2000
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i love cake ahwe CAKAKAKAKE
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Why? Who are you? You can't get away, you know.
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Entering Pandoras Box
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Puta
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Bam! to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent.
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Oh, it's you...
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Spaaaace
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I will be still alive
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Hey what's up?
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You want to know the difference between me and you? I met my resolution to lose 5 pounds last year. What did you do? Besides killing me?
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radicales F M
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Greetings Mortals. I am from the future and have come here to tell you that ninja skills is a tryhard. That is all.
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die dave
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how much is the fish?
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Princes of Main
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Princes of Main Shinny
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hello Deraj
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You can't do that, Chell. The turrets will hurt you.
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Now listen to unkie DJ.
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Hello I'm a banana named Jim Jo jerty
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You have an incoming message This is Glados Your personal phone assistant
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He loves MissChessie.
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funky
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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
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Hey, how are you doing, because I'm a potato.
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Why don't you marry that thing since you love it so much?
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touch my bum
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Spiral Knights
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snooping as usual i see
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WELL
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welcome connor crampton we have science to do
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World War one
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Hello how do you speak then?
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hola que tal ,les habla glodos y nos estamos preparando para lanzar nuestras nuevas ofertas en estim facil punto com
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Hello and again welcone to the aperture science testing laboratory.
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hello and you
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i am glados how have you been
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Miles you must report to the enrichment center or else you will be beaten with a cake.
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yo yo was up homey
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Dex van der steen is een olifant
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We are Anonymous
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asfasfasfasf
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Welcome to the Enrichment Center.
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Oh Joy, You have a new work email
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Attention, you have a new email message from work
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hello you are an idiot
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click here to access the portal
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Potatos everywhere.
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Hey mother fucker what's up?
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Obama sucks sux.
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Hello mortal
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Cave johnson was my old boss, until he made me what i'am today. Heartless
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teste de testa de ferro de brasa
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Dont be a fucker
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Lunch is now over
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Hello Amy
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Will all terminal patients report to the medication room. Thank you!
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You have a message, You monster,
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cast Wrath
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This message will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Just kidding.
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You have a message, You monster.
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all the human kind will going to die. because i am the most powerful mashine in yhe world
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haha you little bad kid
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ha ha ha. you all will going to die, so, fuck you, and fuck your mother. i will dont give you cake
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wow. bad kids on xbox cant afford a headset because there poor
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Hello there Hannes! I've been expecting you!
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Yoshy, get ready to test.
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Let's begin the tests, Austin
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Ehi
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witaj
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Hurp Durp.
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Hitler Bubblegum with pink clouds
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Let us play a game! There will be cake afterwards
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This next test require cooperation.
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Was it worth it
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Hy Szabolcs
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im gladis
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Hello and again welcome to Paul goldhawk industries
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hello and welcome to Paul Goldhawk Industries
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because this cake is delicious you must eat it
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Wake up gordon freeman. There is science to to
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Hello you are test subject number 1!
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I love.....love.....love...... CAAAAAAAAKE. Oh, that was you. Well Chell your life is terrible and it's me saying it this time, not the files. Maybe we should just quit testing you can finally get a job and I'll go back to making.....cake. Maybe. No.
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Hello, and welcome to the Story Hub
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Noobs player.
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increased work capacity across broad time and modal domains
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one two three four five six seven eight nine zero
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J'ai soif de sex
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please get back to your homework
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welcome to alcon media. How can we serve you today?
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hello pupu
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Good Morning. system Activation
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I'm in SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dolores is calling quick kick out sancha.
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Nico
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Hey Red What's Going On
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Son, I am dissapoint.
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come back
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hooray you've got mail
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hello saint, now im in your computer...time to die
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Hello,and welcome your Personal Computer
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im alive. HELLOW WORLD
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Herk a derk
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What. What are you looking at. I threw it. Don't look at me like that.
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Sean Mooney
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He's Here. hehehehehehe
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Hello Isabella
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I'm going to kill you.
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Lucas Hello how are you? I hope well.
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Bye
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i licked your mom
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Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for bummed out.
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vgik
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Dwight you ignorant slut.
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Adam
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Oh hello there Chell. I didn't see you there.
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smash ikvell, snella
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I love you so much Chell, because I know you're my daughter.
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i like to burn things it excites me do you like to burn things of course not because your too heavy for fun things luther i have been watching you i just though you should know that
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wobbuffet
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Whitely is a nutcase
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im alive. HELLOW WORLD!
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Privet Katya
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Oh, hello Sarah Hall, are you ready for another test?
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[Insert real name here]
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Hello and welcome back to you Opperative System.
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Hola como estas Inu, listo para las pruebas de hoy?
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Hello again. How are you doing tonight?
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you are a dog
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Why did you put me in a potato, moron?
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We need all the test subjects we can get
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You managed to brake a test chamber... With a Pineapple...
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Hola como estas Inu listo para las pruebas de hoy?
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Hello there. Are you a new test subject? My my, what does the screening process consist of nowadays...
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Hola como estas Inu listo para las pruebas de hoyy
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Luis listo para las pruebas?
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We are Anonymous We are Legion we are anonymous we love people we have the ufos and we going to invade EARTH in 2013
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Don't stop twisting. Don't stop. Keep twisting Ryan. Don't stop twisting!
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jewish
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Hello Jon.
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This is a test to see if this program actually works.
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hey luis, you suck massive boner bra!
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Oh. Hello. The particular dune cat you are trying to reach has denied access to your call. How rude. Or maybe she hasn't. Maybe she's busy being super cool. I don't know. I don't care. I tried to tell her, my part is done. It's up to you from here.
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sdfgsdfsdf
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Hello test subject welcome to the test chamber quiz. You are about to face a test of your life you will be suprised what I got in store for you. You will be asked fifty question on the game portal. You gain points for right answers Good Luck.
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
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Do doo doo doo
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Black Mesa
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welcome troy
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Oh. Do you know what is stupid? Stupid is ME
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You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here.
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Hello Im sorry but i have to kill you
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jhbkjhjkhjkhjkhjhjk
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Primary systems down, core melting and dumped, proceed to vent radioactive gases into air?
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hello there friend
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Hola philosopher
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dgfssgd
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Buuu
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Sit right here... for science.
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Open your extra materials on page 16.
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tree, two, one
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Hello, you have reached Tom's voicemail, I am not available at the present moment, but if you leave your name, number and a short message I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
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Welcome to the next test.
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Hello. Who are you?
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greetings player
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Hi,i'm GLaDOS,i have a cake for you
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Your phone is ringing. Please answer your phone.
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bonjour! bonjour
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hi there, david. how's it going?
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Hey owen
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I hate you so much! So so muchszhshzs...
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look at wheatley he is a fool that is true look at me im cool like black mesa that was a joke black mesa is dumb and fat if i were you i would go into space and tear apart Wheatley thats because he could destroy the World!!!!!!
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