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Hello and welcome to a video about my favourite YouTuber zombey.
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You heard nothing
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Swajner is a good friend of mine. He likes cake.
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Fluffy
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Hello. Welcome to Apeture Science Facility. It has been taken over by some fat guy trying to lamp oil, rope and bobms.
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My favorite number is faj get
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Skylar and LaughboxTV rock. Watch them.
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Stop or I will throw you through an emancipation grill.
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So you think you can test? Well Sean, lets find out
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hey chell want to suck my robotic nuts
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welcome to ikcraft
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My name is Glados. I hate you.
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Hello and welcome to the aperture science enrichment center. Your name is silvia, in case you do not remember it, you will be tested through out many test chambers and in the end you will bathed and then there will be cake
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hello, and, once again, welcome, to the aperture science enrichment center, we invite you to go and fuck yourself, feel free to masturbate on the aperture science pleasure table
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hello my little friend
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Blub Blub
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The cakes is a lie
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ahhhhhh
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Potatos are cool. I don't blame you, I blame the cake
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hello, i am david rotherham. i like niglets and kenneth's kajunga. hehe
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Hello. I see you there. Why not come over. I'll play nice.
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Welcome to Cris McLane Service Website
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Doug Rattman will be exterminated in 3...2...1...
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welcome to the test chamber
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Hello and welcome to the apeterture science computer aided enrichment center.
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hello Chell
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Hi, Nico, It's been a long time, as you have been?
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H, Nico, It's been a long time, as you have been?
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Hello, Nico, It's been a long time, as you have been?
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Hello, you are a real bad person and I hope you die.
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Hello kringe. I saw you today and I really was wishing a cinder block would fall on your head because you are a horrible person.
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You have successfully completed the mail retrieve test and received a new email message or messages.
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You have successfully reached Donnie's voice mail. Please leave your message and reason for calling. Thank you.
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Oh joy... You have received new email messages... That's neat.
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Hello my name is Richard
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Hello my friends
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SILENCE NOW
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hi theo how are you doint
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hola catalina
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hello my name is ben
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salut tout le monde !
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Hello Sean Doherty how are you doing today?
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uhhhh.... Me love you long time?
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Hello cell
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I like monkeys
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Good god turret
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Hello there. Im GLaDOS. What exactly are you doing, Speakonia voices? Are you killing someone? I wonder.
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Hello Sir
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Derp a Herp
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Warning Warning Warning beware i bring forth a message of warning to White Angel and Jessloves you continue to pester people and what seek shall be reflected upon you
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Welcome To Ragen's Youth, Enjoy The Pot and Stay Awhile.
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I've always wanted to say this. Haw Haw.
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Hello cory you are a piece of shit
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logan why would you hurt me
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Hello Tom... I see you are having a good day.
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what? yup.
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meow meow meow i like kitty cats
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Hello. and welcome to the aperature enrichment centre. i am GLaDOS.
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fgg
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Hello, subject name here. You have been invited to join the ASPHD project. Please respond in o 7 hours.
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Hello Louise. You have recieved a new message which may or may not kill you. Please read with caution. Cake will be available on completion of the message.
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Hello. Welcome to the fly earth flight simulator community website.
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Hello, subject name here. someone is calling you as we speak. If you answer there might be a slight side effect of blowing up into tiny pieces, or not. So you should do it. for science.
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Mark, you have a new message
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Mr. Schmitz, you have a new message
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Hello! It seems I have appeared in this, ugly place. Well time for you to die!
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my magic tan
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your a moron wheatley
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Ceo, you have a message
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testing this shitty site
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Hello joseph
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Hello Jerry you have been selected to be part of Testing. We will be taking you away for a very very loooooong time. Don't worry you won't be missed. Well you might a little but really you won't. Have a good time while you can because I will be seeing you
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FOR BOOKINGS EMAIL DEEJAY SKIN AT G MAIL
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hello you fucking fuck
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fuck you fucking fucker
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Hello Kurt I have missed you
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the game is starting
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Well, riley, do you know of any tests?
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You are a cool guy.
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Haters.
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You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded THATS hard!
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You are listening to MICHE
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You are listening to Miche
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Dis Gai
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people believe that in human form i look like a vocaloid, or miku.....hehehe.....trust me....you have no idea...
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Oh my fucking god
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10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LETS FUCKING RAGE
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10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 its twenty twelve LETS FUCKING RAGE
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Hello and again.Welcome to the Aperture science computer 888 Enrichment centre
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You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is...Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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Hi Nikita
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that was a joke. HA HA
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Don't worry. I won't kill you! I will merely have your life taken.
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atec
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What does this thing sound like
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External Hard Drive Connected
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je vais vous tuer et il n'y a plus de courant
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ate bits
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Hello Ronja, I am GLaDOS. Nice to meet you.
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happy fucking new year
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I love the Beatles
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ciao scemo
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you ... you im just tired of.
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Jansen, come with me. You and I can live together as Potatos
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Welcome, Hynes, Nicholas O, to Aperture Science. Your sixty dollars will be awarded after the trials are complete.
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How are you holding up, because I'm a potato
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Hello Rorey, it is time for your dose of deadly neurotoxin.
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Hello this is Exavolt
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you gatta mail!!
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mell of me
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You stupid and crazy guy. You are in the trap. Good bye!
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Hello kyle... im going insane... wait i am? oh no really
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Hello and welcome again to the Aperture Testing Initiative
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Yeah 1994 69 boyz backed up by Quad City D.J.
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I am portal person
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Hello. Suera.
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Hello. My name is GLaDOS. This is a test of your knowledge to compete against other contestants in the contestant competing chamber to recieve the contestant competing chamber award.
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the devils den
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hello victor you redy to your fist test ?
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hello victor you are redy to your fist test ?
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AHHHHH ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE
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Hello your a fucker
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National Grid Calling
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I hate you, you are the worst
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teste 123
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I want to suck you
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hello test subject joshua
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Hello, this is a glados voice demonstration
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How may I assist you sir?
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I'm a Monster and i like cake.
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I have science to do
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Hello my name is GLaDOS I am gonna kill you
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you dont deserve this.
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Due to state and federal regulations, I am required to inform you that we wish you a marry christmas, we wish you a marry christmas, we wish you a marry christmas and a happy newyear, You are a horrible person. glados.
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let me guess... You have destroyed the Neurotoxin system...
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hi wanessa
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Get the hell out of my laboratory
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Why hello there, I am the one and only glados, my job is to get you through these test chambers. And when you're finished, I shall kill you. That is all. Good Luck.
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witam cie
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what time is it
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hello weirdo. what are you up to? are you running some illigal business with stolen game keys?
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Why do you ignore me?
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Czesc
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Hej, tutaj GlaDOS. Jak sie masz?
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can't buy me love
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Hello. I really hope this worked. Have fun.
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Hello. I want to play a game. A game in wich we will be testing your brains out !
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Hello. I want to play a game. A game in wich we will be testing your brains out ! So lets do it. Shall we ?
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I love cakes
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Hello Welcome To The Aperturrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre... Hold On Aperture?! No. Please Step On The Flllllllllllllllllli..........
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the year will terminate in - one - hour
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I am Harry and Patrick's robot.
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jack is gay
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Inrichment Center
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heres the next test........Rip tide
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Hello Simon are you ready to play
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This cake is so fucking delicious!
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gggggggggggg
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Hello how are you today good
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You have a text message. Are you listening to me?
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
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Helly my name is kiba and i will kill you
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Hello specimen. How did you come here? your D N A is quite unlike anything i've ever seen before
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hello funnyjunk brony thread, this is GLaDOS.
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Hello. My name is Glados.
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FUUS ROH DA. I used to be GLaDOS but then i took an arrow to the knee
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hello. please do not jerk off into the vat of repulsion gel because it will explode. we know. we have tried it.
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This is the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. You are called for testing. You MONSTER
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Thank you for calling Aperture Science. The speciman you are attempting to reach is unavailable...pity. Please leave a message in three, two, one
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Maybe there is a way to check bans...
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Hello my name is Mathew and i am the best sniper in the british army
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let's get started
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Ja
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ola que tal?
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Merry Christmas, i guess
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we are anonymous we are legion we dont forget we dont forgive expect us
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Do you know the biggest lesson i learned from what you did? i discovered i had a sort of black box quick save feature. in the event of a catastrophic failure, the last 2 minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.
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Hello, I like to eat pie and other things. NOM A NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Do you know who I am? I'm the robot lady who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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hello. This is GLaDOS this is a message for INDIA good morning. lets get some baskin robins
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Hello Tom I've been waiting a long time to see you aren't you GLaD to see me?
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HI how are you
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Hello Master Control. It's been awhile since we last met.
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Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt.
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Hello Derek! How are you?
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Hello and welcome my friend
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hello. please leave a message
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Good morning! Time to wake up
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this is kinda awesome
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Every amount counts, By UNSC PILOT
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This is Dance Volume 1
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you are watching turf lom T V, subscribe or die you stupid mother fucker
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welcome to Aperture Ian Meyer, it is an honer to let you test out our new "Aperture Laboratories Hand held portal device". And i'm most glad that aubrielle isn't here!
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Electrical Engineering is so mainstream and so is Information Technology, thus Computer Engineering is born. Isn't that nice?
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Look! If you aren't looking there is a message!
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Hello test subject 35521178996 how are you today?
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Hello, I am GLaDOS !
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hello kieran i always wanted to say this but never had the chance I really like your hair
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Portal Presents 15 round challange
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Portal has made the following
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lets go please
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time to go
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I know of a person who took a shit in a closet. ha-ha.
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Hej Hi my friend
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The output looks like this: 0 5 10 15 20 100 101 102 103 104 empList.Capacity: 8 The List class has a property, Capacity, which is the number of elements the List is capable of storing; however, this capacity is automatically increased each time you reach
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saravana jatha namo namo. Karunaya theetha namo namo
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saravana jatha namo namo
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DJ Bassrulez
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Hello my friend. I'm Wojtek, and I'll gonna eat you to the bones.
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Hey everyone it's Junkyard here!
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Wonderful
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Uninteresting text message received.
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You shall not pass the test, because you are a terrible person
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Do you like me?
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Jorel
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Jorel, you are a pathetic scumbag and i hate you very much
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Guild, you are a homo
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You people will die!Now in 3...2...1... HA u r dead!
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You people will die!Now in 3...2...1...HA u r dead!
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This a B-Side. Listen, or die.
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I'm sorry, th reimers are not home right now. Leave a message
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Testing, testing. One. Two. Three.
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Oh, yeah.
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luca is cool die death and i will strip and pee on you
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You are officially fucking stupid sucker
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Welcome to Pulp Group server. Let's test your build knowledge.
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The cake I promised you is a lie, you will never escape.
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So. You failed. How predictable.
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Hello and enjoy
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It would be sad if those plates malfunctioned.
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There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly.
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Privet stars goncharov y videla tvoe video po ren tv ti vistupil kak super stars
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Hi there hunter
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Hello this is a website
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Hello everyone, we are exit, we want to thank you for this amazing year, we love you, let's party
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one thousand.
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dj kitty
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I suppose all that's left to say is that you need to leave, brian.
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lalalala
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lets go to spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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You are a robot.
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Hello, im Glados
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams
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Welcome back, It's been a while.
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Buy some fresh shiny new pistons or ...
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This error came up spontaneously. Have run Portal successfully numerous times without any issue, then suddenly there's huge ERROR text everywhere. GLaDOS is silent, as well. Not using GMod, cheats, or pirated version of Portal (I got it for free, though.
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Hello. I'm not even angry
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Andrej , GLaDOS is speaking wuth you , because of Roman's faulth
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hihihi
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Did you actually think that would work? Try again. Lazy.
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Hello Roman .I am GLaDOS from Portal. Cake is a lie!
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This is GLaDOS Testing
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Hello Roman & Andrey . Remember how you killed me ?
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hi how have you ben
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Please be quiet. Your noise is disturbing my heckling.
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Gentlemen.
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Hey javie
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Hello, Dyl this is the part where I kill you
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Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances. I've been shockingly nice.
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Message!
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deploying surprise in 3, 2, 1
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Boa Tarde
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The aperture science
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The next test chamber is...Looking Pretty Good.
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critical battery level
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The next test chamber is...Looking Pretty Good
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Does it make you feel better? That you managed to make a tiny, insignificant plastic thing shut up?
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mmm Spank!
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chell why will you not die how about if i hit you with this oh it worked i should of done that i the first place
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hello kaylie
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Hello... You monster.
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Hello, my honey, I glad too see you, again. Maybe, we gonna make work? For science.
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look at me do i look dead there is no sparks are there no parts coming of me oh wait dont touch the red button no no noooooo oh nothing happend ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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ohhhh prety shiny thing
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now just stay there wait weatley what are you doing with that potato
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i love you weatly
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hello. How are you?
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hello this is sword base computer i hate to be the bearer of bad news on your first day but this base is about to have a complete nuclear meltdown, don't be alarmed Though it should be a quick and painful... i mean painless death
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i've been waiting for so long, how have you been?
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fuck everything
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I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
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beatport
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i am hannes
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The next Part is coming Soon
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her we go again?
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welcome to metro con, my, there are a lot of you
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Hi Diego, are you ready for your test today?
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Im back
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Hello. Welcome to the clan. enjoy your stay, because if you don't, then I'll pump in deadly Neurotoxin
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I suck massive horse nads
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sit in the corner until you die
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There are the rules.
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you are pissing me off!
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WATS UP
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There are the rules. You can only break Storage Cubes, Companion Cubes, and Radios.
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you are now listening to dj b-tuned
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Storage
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Cubes
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Rules
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The virus database has been updated.
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I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls.
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Prussia will seize your vital regions with his awesomeness.
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unacceptable
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hello again (subject name here)
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goodbye. forever
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Download E X will receive his ten thousandth post soon. What joy!
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armageddon
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hello. this is Brandons presentation
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no te odio
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core temperature exceeding safe levels
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Great job hero
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This is an encore presentation of The Bible Geek Show from 2007. Enjoy!
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Welcome to your fist test... YOU ARE FUKED
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porra q merda bugada do caralho '-'
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Yes you are! damn you! i will kill you!
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Here we are, here we are. I always knew we'd make it this far!
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HELLO ALDO ARE YOU ALREADY ASLEEP?
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Ha pasado mucho tiempo
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Hello, I am Alfred F. Jones and I'm the hero!
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im the best and mikka are cool im love him
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science testing chambers.
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Hello everybody, Aussie wanna rock here, I am playing Deathmatch in Souk with the sentinel. And guess what?...,,, I have a special profile set which consists of firecrackers and charge, both of which I have never used before in revelations. I was trying t
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Hello everybody, Aussie wanna rock here, I am playing Deathmatch in Souk with the sentinel. And guess what?...,,, I have a special profile set which consists of firecrackers and charge, both of which I have never used before in revelations.
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A proper thankyou video will be coming up sometime soon. Enjoy the video. Remember to comment, like,subscribe.
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Push me, and then just touch me, till i can get my satisfaction
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Oh look. It would appear that by the time I came to save you, I had already lopped off your tits with acid. You cunt.
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Realm of the Mad God. We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, although we'll all die again. But there's no sense crying over every mis
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Milly Beatz
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I am a noob
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Welcome to Exogen Gaming
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all i want to do is a zooma zoom zoom in your boom boom
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You've received an email
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Welcome back testsubjekt 290
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Weighted storage cube destroy
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Welcome testsubjekt 590
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hello would you like some cake?
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hello new comer
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Hi wie geht dir
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Hey you.
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Hello nick Im gonna destroy you
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Hello And Welcome
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Hi Amol please read your incoming text message, it will be a urgent one..
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Hi Amol, Please read an incoming text message your got received, it will be a urgent
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Hello raphael, how have you been? its been a long long time.
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Krumplee
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Hi im gay!
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your battle
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you're
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your
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Why ?
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hello neve
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I AM SATAN
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All your base are blong to us.
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hi, pluggo, you are located in the test chamber
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Tobi you are an idiot
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I'll kill your
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fgerfg
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Please, insert Microsoft Windows Install disk
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it's still alive
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Doctor
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I'm at a loss for words. Oh, wait, Idiot, Moron, cheater, imbecile, freak, loser. All I had to do was think of you, and it all came back. Thanks.
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Hello, This is Co-Op Science. You are the test subjects, and you will will have to work together to complete a series of tests we have in store for you. Please enjoy your short, sad life.
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Fuck that is beiss time
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rijjed
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chameleomcircuit
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hello and welcome to the best progect ever
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The Current time is 19:30
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Thomask kennedy had aids
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hi im dead
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oh hi who are you ?
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Welcome Kamil.
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Hello, nerd core. The enrichment center would like to remind you that portal is an excellent game.
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Welcome to your first test chamber, please try not to step in the biological waste
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I will kill all humans.
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hi, marcos, i wanna play a fucking game
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ding
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ping
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bing
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and please, dont come back
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Happy New Year Gordon Freeman
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attention low battery
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attention low power
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power is low, shutting off soon
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Power is low
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System shutting down
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hello and welcome to the j j c testing center
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Oh, hello Jessica. How are you? Do you wish to be my next subject?
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Forever Alone
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Repent Repent the end is now. We are all going to die
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Hello Stream
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I hope you know how to use that.Because the other patient didnt and now she is dead.I dont even like you,i never will.Why dont you just put that down and jump in the emancipation grill or lye down in front of a rocket.
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hello welcome to the enrichment centre
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What is your problem... I don't know what you like.
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why do you even bother
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I. S. U.
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Hello my dear and beloved sister.
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All the cake is gone!
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I do not understand you
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Joey Santos
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Don't lie to yourself. You'll go to hell faster.
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Sevelin is the coolest
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hi alan I love you but i will kill you
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Hello, Katie. How are you?
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they trounce on the weak, and boot stomp down the street. in intervals, to be seen. dressed in all black, disguised with there masks. excessive, measures of vice. containing the people from there anomalies. differentiate, from whats wrong, and right. tear
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Andyyyyy
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well hello sir. how are you doing today?
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I'm not interested
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Dj ELias
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Hello i'm GlaDOS
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Hello There Fruitball
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Blastiose
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Fugitive 6 4 3 0 9 SIGHTED IN QUADRANT FOUR.
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Screw you
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I'M IN SPACE!!!!!!
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Hello again, idiot.
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Happy New year Sara
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i don't know what this is going to sound like... oh well
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Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean Nean
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Hello Nubs
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Ben this is glados I am in Zelda. You will soon find the cake
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You should consider asking CueYan to go on a real date. You never know where things may lead to.
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Hello Chris. I've been waiting a long time to speak to you. We can begin at last.
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hello dillon
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Hello. Testing one two three. Potato.
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We are pleased thet you passed the test where we pretended we were going to kill you.
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Haha you make me laugh the way you say its gonna be ok, but instead, I hide you corpse under my bed. word
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It's sad you think you can speak Italian well. Just saying.
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hijo de puta
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So, does this work?
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Rawer
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Hello. May I interest you in cake?
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Hi and wellcome to Power Dodge
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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Happy New Year! Even though you are dead to me.
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Hello. you smelly ass face
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I found Chieko's cash -- ha, ha, just joking.
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i am going to kill you all
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i am goin to kill you all
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Mister's 100th Video Battle Royal Extravaganza!
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Flood
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Door access request granted.
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Hello. I am a Genetic Lifeform And disk operating System. Stuffed into a potato
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hello dan
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You have a new message...Monster
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who likes bananas?
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Hello, Mr. Joshua Dart, My name is Glados, I can see you are a big fan of me.
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It's me Glados
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Hello.I am the Vocaloid version of GLaDOS.
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I love You
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Soy Glados
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Savkin is a goose.
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Hi, Fernando
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Hello. This is a test to get to know what the world has to offer. Take in mind, the world is a disaster.
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I wish you a happy new year Dominique
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Gage, why are you still playing this game?
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Hello, please place your portal gun here.
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A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
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I WANT A CHEESEBURGER
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I WANT A BANANA!!!!
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Hello, my name is Octanone.
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Go to sleep. Also McKenzie is awesome. Karkat sucks and Nepeta rocks. Poop. Now go to bed and have a great sleep. Love you.
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Hallo und willkommen im Enrichment Center!
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DJ Okehz
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Bernard Debecker
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Hello this is a test. Xbox rulez
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thats a test
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i don't want to go in there
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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9jk
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Welcome to the Aperture science center. We are currently located inside a silo. Huh, I always thought silos were for pig waste...looks like I was right.
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Hello, little dude!
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You are using GhostFile
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You have an incoming call. If you answer it, there will be cake. The end.
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This isn't archaeology. It's vandalism...
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LO
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Philip is a bloody moron.
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greetings human
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i am fucking cool
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Martin is tank noob
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Hello, Chell. What you need to do is...never mind. With Aperture Science Testing Protocol, I am not allowed to tell you anything about this test.
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