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Hello. My name is Anthony. This is The Game Capsule.
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Gihan is so awesome don"t you think?
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Hi.You have 30 seconds to respond.Let the test begin.
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screwstang
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vika
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So i heard it's Jesus' birthday today. Maybe a cake would be an appropriate gift.
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sorry, I'm having trouble connecting to the network
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Hello Jarek, what i can do for You
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deep in the ocean dead and cast away where inocence is burned in flames. a million miles from home i walking away, i a ma soldier on my own
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hello. hello? where are you? i want to see your pretty face and lick it with my tongue.
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Hello! how are you?
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Hello Chicko. You are crazy. huh.
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Welcome to your computer, John.
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Atif, What are you doing
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dj ntg
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The answer's 42
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Hello, welcome to the world of warcraft
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Oli is gay
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You have an incoming message. Check your phone as soon as you can
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Man, I hate nilkshakes. Die milkshake die! Tha'ts right milkshake, you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison.
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Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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Hey Michele you have received a message ... is probably your family is looking for you ... NO is not it
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Porn is good
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Someone is calling. I repeat, someone is calling.
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You are no ready to begin the prochain test proper !
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Hello Dana ! I am GLaDOS, and you are no reddy to beggin the prochain test proper
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I can't get to the phone right now leave a message
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I can't get to the phone right now leave a message and I will call you back
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young flex get em
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you got a text!
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This is just a Test. You Monster.
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You think I'm going to kill you. Thank you for noticing.
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You have an incoming phone call Minh
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Hello, The nintendo 3ds is so cool
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Hello Derek.
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Hello Derek. Welcome back to the computer.
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Goodbye Derek.
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Origin Control is Online
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hello human welcome to the test
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Merry Christmas to all
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Merry Christmas, you monster.
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Incoming Phone call
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Hello Aero. Thank you for logging in.
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Goodbye Aero.
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Hi Robbie
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Hi Robbie, this is glodos speaking
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Connection to Metalik has been estabilished
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Yea Biatch
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Hello there, i see you finally found me. well then, lets start this and get it over with.
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Hello there, i see you finally found me. well then, lets start this and get it over with. What is that? A human? Well it looks like it has a name: Daniel. Hello there Daniel
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Why would someone send you a new message?
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Bonjour , ceci est un test
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Welcome to Blitzkrieg
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This file has been terminated.
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Merry Christmas! Where is the cake?
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Welcome, citizen. Your city is now captured. Enjoy your stay.
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Steve you are stupid and you should die in a hole
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Happy Holidays from the staff of Aperture Science.
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hello mateo Im GlaDOS
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davy noooooo
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armored watermelon
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Signor Giuseppe Marrese , Io sono GlaDos , di Portal 2. Gihfbhhaebgfrjkbnjngkjnkjrhjensjkadbfjnerkjngfk , capito ? ciuppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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It is very nice to see you, Andrew.
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Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold, To Dungeons Deep and Caverns Old, The Pines were Roaring on The Heights, The Winds were Moaning in the Night, The Fire was Red, it Flaming Spread, The Trees Like Torches Blazed with Light.
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I love cats....But wheatlet is a complete total IDIOT
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I love Portal,but Wheatley is a complete IDIOT for a core...dont put that lil idiot in me!
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Hello my name is jiggles.
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I foun you
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I found you!
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Hello, my friend - so we meet again!
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Good night JT Merry Christmas
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ENTERING RUSSIAN MODE IN 5 4 3 2 1 Where is my wodka?
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Thank you ever so much for keeping me in the loop. Bye! I'm racing. Plan B? Well, mine's bigger. The wicked enchantress has cursed them all! Sweetie Belle, what have you done? I don't believe it. Twilight beat us!
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Zip my mouth closed, then lock it a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house, then moved the house on top of the hole! Alright, I haven't got all day. Dr. Fluttershy expected that. Find them. Find them all. Is something wrong, Spike?
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I'm just a big jealous judgemental jealous jealousy pants. Take two. I'll never get that lame thing out of my head. Good gracious! I can't take this anymore! Be quiet, pony! That's how we do it down here on the farm. It's a trajesty, It's what it is.
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But um, you know, whatever you want to do is fine. I'm just better heh heh heh. Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
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hello and welcome to awesome labaratories
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Hello. Its Sinful Ghost. i Am Here To Draw Art And Entertain You.
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I am grateful to see you.
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Eleven. Eleven. Eleven
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what are you taking that thing?
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Bonne Fete Thien!
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Lupita is like poop. And she likes it.
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hello and welcome to the apurture science test facility
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Why do you care?
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Hello Freak
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HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE IT IS NOT ENOUGH BE SILENT THIS IS THE BEST PART I KNOW YOU'RE THERE 19 14 9 23 20 5 8 20 21 54 57 36 33 24 54 96 96 42 30 6 42 51 21 72 21 I SAW IT LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU BUT WHO ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU
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I am glad-os to see you here!
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i hate legos
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Why is my head so big.Wait,I don't have a head.Here is a cake.
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What are you doing? You monster !!
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i am a robot
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So you're saying that you don't want to see cute animals? You monster.
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Hello and wecome to GLaDOS 2.0 NTX
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GLaDOS, short for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, is a fictional artificially intelligent computer system in Valve Software's Half-Life video game series and the main antagonist in the video games Portal and Portal 2.
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Heather is so interesting. She makes excellent points.
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kadiri
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Hello, Amber. I want to make hot lesbian robot love to you.
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I'm really worring about your Intelligence quotient, you know?
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Hello iam Rasmus
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bonjour gustave
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Quentin aime le rosbeef
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Welcome over kill. I hope your day is going well. Please wait a moment while I start your phone.
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Welcome overkill. I hope your day is going well. Please wait a moment while I start your phone.
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Vitaliy is mech-mat user
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Oh I love you
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It turns out Humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are.
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Hi I'm Roberto your robot boyfriend. I will make you hard sex. I want to touch your ass and kiss your boobs. jajaja
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WAKE UP
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Madison is not a nice person. It says so right here.
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genrin has died
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Genrin has died, again.
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Where is the love?
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Why Wheatley Why
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Cow
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come open presents before i kill you
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Hello. I am sorry to inform you that Enter test subject name here is unavailable to take your call at this time. He or she is currently being murde zzzzzzzzzzzzzz testing. Please leave a message after the beep but whatever you do, don't zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Mein name ist glados
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Hallo mein name ist glados und ich werde mit ihnen durch die heutigen tests gehen
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Hello darling.
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Kimi no zenbu
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oh, hello yacine, i just want to say merry christmas. oh wait, you don't celebrate christmas. It's in your file right here.
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I'm Sorry Your Request Has Been Denied, If You Wish To Continue You Will Die
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return me human!
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target located
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bonjour petit homme
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hello little boy
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Oh Why?
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I cannot wait to vacuum the floor, Logan.
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hello. do you feel well?
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Jien vera togobni Portal 2 u nixtieq li tohrog Portal 3
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hello this is the automated enrichment test for florian
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I love Nathalie and Wheatley. And most of everyone, Chell.
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I love Wheatley and Nathalie. And most of all, Chell. Oh, Chell...
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Hello, my name is GLaDOS. I love Nathalie and Wheatley. And most of everyone, Chell
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I'm trying to bake cupcakes for you, with a little bit of your... generous.
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privet pacani
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hello and, again, welcome to crevice labatories
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Glados hello
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You Die
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The Arka-VillaTage Has Arrived
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Hello there,
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Welcome. Back. Murderer.
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yes, dr freeman
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Hello, Christian is very very silly.
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Buuuu
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Hello Christian, you are very sexy. Ha ha ha, stupid human, this is called sarcasm.
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Daniel, it appears yuo have a message. You should read it.
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Welcome SeeYaa, how do you do?
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Yoann. You are a French cheese lover.
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We're going to have fun...
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Oh dear
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Oh Hi, I'm GlaDos. Someone put me in this damn small mobile phone!
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hello, I thought you should know that you have a new message, from someone who is probably as uninteresting as you are.
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Hello, and welcome to the world
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Please answer the phone. I know there is no reason to someone calling you, because nobody loves you, and you are adopted. So
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you must construct additional pylons
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Hey. Joey. you aren't really that cool. Matt. You can't beat Portal
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I know who you are. I know where you are. And I know where you live. I am coming for you Anthony Howard.
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blake
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Hey, do it work?
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someone is atempting to txt you...should i hang up?
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I love cake as much as i love mitch
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You never know when.
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Itaku, up yours
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Decode the following sounds via SSTV scanner
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I love you, Allison
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Let's go man.
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What is your Problem?
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Ass!
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It is over nine thousand!
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Protoculture overdrive
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overdrive
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You are. Can we get back to work now?
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Hello Nick. Where is your mother?
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You pathetic slut.
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Hello Dana
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Take your place inside the fire with her!
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Crystal is funny
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hi, i am glados, a potatoe
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Alwy Mohd it's you?
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Your inbox is piling up.
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Tony, remember the fun we had, you know, when you killed me, twice
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Tony, you have a phone you, even though you are not worthy of human contact, you bastard.
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Hello. After rigorous tests and observation, I have come to the conclusion that you are a giant turd.
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hello sir
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there will be more to come
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Those idiots made my cores!
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I said goodbye but really, I do need you.
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ADMIN
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I've been watching you. Don't panic. I won't hurt you. Much.
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testtestest
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Hello im glados
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I'm GLaDOS, I`m an Android
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Hello, and what a fuck?
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i am a poh tay toe
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im a poh tay toe
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bird bird bird kill it its evil
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Hello, welcome to Aperture Science
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here have some cake
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inserting foreign tech into aperture science equipment is not desirable and my result in cake correction death
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Mates je imbecil a dort je blbost
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my name is glados. I really want to fuck you. You are sooo hot. O shiet, yes i want to fuck you
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hey hows my boyfriend munim
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Hello. I am GLaDOS. I advise you to stop playing sports games and instead attempt tests at Apperture Sxience
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good, you have a portal gun
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ha!
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Hello and welcome to a video about my favorit YouTuber.
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Hello and welcome to an info video about my favourite YouTuber.
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I kill you.
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A message is asking to come in.Throw him away?
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Please leave a message after the sound.
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Hello and welcome, Computer is now generating a new song. D D J CRAFTIFY
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Why does it have to be this way?
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salut , comment ca va , mal j'espere
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Hej ty shashku pojebany. Jsi picho magor nebo ses posral v autobuse?
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Test 1 2 3 Test 4 5 6 i win
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Hello! It"s aperture science Offise. Hold on the line
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I don't see why not, Tem...
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It's been a long time! How have you been?
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Hello, Kirill. I want to play the game.
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Secondary weapons, akimbo U S P 45's
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dylan, my name is GLaDOS
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Dylan, my name is GLaDOS
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hi diane
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Yellow has been eradicated
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Desert Eagle Gang
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i am not old and get the hell out of here
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minecraft
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Don't play with someone else's relationship you degenerate bastard. Interfere with my personal life again and I'll make sure everyone at SapientNitro knows exactly what kind of person you are.
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look cube
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Merry Christmas to all, except not really
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Why do you keep trying to kill me?
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so how you doin anthony?
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Welcome to the enrichment centre. You have been subject to various types of homosexual engagements, how do you feel? I feel fine. I personally enjoyed it all. You big fat beast.
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Hello and, again welcome to Creep Corporation
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lets put all of this behind us for science you monster
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And destroy the world.
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The whole voice generating process can be relatively long (about ~6 minutes per sentence),
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hello, this is Elorwyn. My voice is awesome.
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wheres them sluts at wheres them slute, epic meal time all about them cold cuts
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Thank you for calling xero day technical solutions
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Test, how does this sound
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GO,FUCK MY LITTLE POTATO ASS!
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Hello guy
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Hello Larsh. You seem to of finished the tests. I saw a dear today by the way
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This device has been modified
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te he preparado una tarta
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thanks you to be in the aperture science computer and now we are ready to begin the dream progress
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Hello Rebecca, how are you today?
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human
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Stranger hmmmm
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Oh, shut up.
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eat the pie
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This is scary
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Hello. I am Narcisse Steiner.
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bonjours a tous, je m'apelle glados !
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Let's play some tetris motherfucker
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troia
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dark moon, always expanding horizons
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i think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster
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my name is sam stoley
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Please, sir, put it inside me.
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Hello, i am your master
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Looking under file chell oh my, is she related to carolen? no thats not possable. unless, OH GOD I THINK IM AN AUNT!
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Amazing
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yo te odio amor... duele, pero mucho, es un dolor en mi alma
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Amazing really. I almost think you did that on purpose.
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You put me in a potato and fed me to birds.
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That was almost as boring as having no tests to perform.
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A brilliant move, but even monkey could write Shakespeare if given enough time.
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How depressing it is, to be right all the time.
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porque Lucysan porque me haces esto eso duele de verdad duele
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hi Jeri how are you?
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Please use the computer to play Uberstrike right now, or else...
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Hello, Welcome to the test chamber. Please take the cake and eat my head off!
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Deadly neurotoxin
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Rroobin
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good-bye ciel, sorry but have kill you my love
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Hello you are going to die in this place you that right ?
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Hello, Steven
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Hello Luke. Welcome to your Birthday extraviganza!
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Will You Go To Prom With Ricky?
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My name is Maria
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DO NOT MAKE LEMONADE
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hello DOMINIC
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matt is a SPOILED little brat isn't he.
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You have been killed! There is no use in crying, so go buy yourself a bigger and better gun and get even.
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Hello, Yuri is gay
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I am the president
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This was a triumph, i'm making a note here: huge success
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You got a new text message.
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Oh yeah! That's what cats for
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Hello, and welcome to your aniversary. Oh wait. This is not your aniversary.
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google
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Welcome desire, are you ready for your first test? lets begin
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test one complete, very impressive. Now lets see what you got
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As the president of this CCA, I shall not reveal my face. As such, enjoy the video presentation and inquire about our CCA afterwards
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calling
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dave you idiot how could you do that
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Apologies, I am unsure of how that ended up there. Kindly ask your questions to the person in front of the screen after the annoying laugh.
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I am Lulzux, Peace to the just
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Ah... Why if it isn't mother Amaterasu. I apologize for not contacting you sooner during those long years. Having never forgotten you, I, Yomigami, god of restoration, have eagerly awaited this day when we could again meet. While you were away, the 13 spi
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Ah... Why if it isn't mother Amaterasu. I apologize for not contacting you sooner during those long years. Having never forgotten you,
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testing galdos
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dfgdfg
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My caller ID has already given me your name and number. Why don't you make your message interesting. Maybe a song or inspirational quote? If I find it interesting enough, I will probably call you back. If it lacks originality, I will probably delete it.
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welcome to photon online technologies
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I launch firefox. Go surf now !
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Hi, I'am Marc Mestre Nieto
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Merengue merengue
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United Indians of All Tribes Foundation: social service to Native Americans & ran it for 30 years
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ola eu sou glados
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hello i am gladososos
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gbhgu
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Hola, Rodrigo
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you got a mail.
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i have your cat
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You are going to die in 5 seconds.
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Wake Up Austin, It is time to start your training at aperture science. Please pick up the Portal Gun to the left.
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Hy
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Nononononono. I hate you so much.
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Hello, my name us GLA
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OKay
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You asshole
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Hello YouTube! The Cake is a lie! No you motherfuckin' piece of shit! Why are you hacking me?
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FUCK OFF!
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Hello test subject 1582.
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Welcome to kintralic collab
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Hello, test subject 1582.
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Hello test subject 1582
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Oh no, you're not blaming this on me!
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Siema eniu
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Iphone 4 to jest to
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Tienes un mensaje nuevo. Gorda
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Tienes un mensaje en Wasap. Pero nadie te quiere
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If you are possibly having love problems I feel bad for you. I have 99 problems but a female dog is not one.
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why Anabel, funny seeing you here
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Hello my name is kusaie
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Serji love you
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In Base 4 I'm fine
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You have selected GLADoS as the computer default voice
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fdfd
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You are a idiot. I knew it. I should have killed you when i got the chance.
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haaalloooow
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Kokan I love you
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But Scott, haven't I told you before that I'm a lover not a fighter?
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Make me a sandwich, biatch.
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Scott, haven't I told you before that I'm a lover not a fighter?
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Hello,Your Monster
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remember when you killed me twice. you will now work for science, forever. you monster
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you shall not pass
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Own....Is You....Again...
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hi a iam
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Welcome back Commander Sheperd, All systems are now online. Awaiting further instructions.
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Greetings, Commander Shepherd, Normandy mainframe now online.
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chupa meu cu, mozarico
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i want you to go.
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Gday mate
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I am GlaDos
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hey there you crazy motherfucker
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Oh really?
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K Thanks. Now go make me a sandwich byach
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evan, you are my favourite test subject
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Hello ron is gay
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bo bees bo bees
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hello larry !
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Hellows, Pewdie. I am Stephano. I was waiting for you.
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Hello, im Glados and im love candy
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panda go to hell
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hi you are going to die
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Hello Chris, How are you today?
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subject has entered the rock box, full infusion of the thirteen is primary objective of four hour
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Hello Maharba and welcome to your new system operative
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hello lain
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Why do we do it?
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Arvid, I want you gone
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How good can this generator be? Let's find out. Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
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Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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i'm an idiot for trying to kill you,Chell
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hey girl
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charlieissocharlieisocharlieisso dead
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oh hi. so,how are you holding up? because i'm a POTATO.
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Hello I'm Glados , welcome to the Philip Defranco Show
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Hello Tim, I have been observing you for quit ea while now. You will make an excelent test subject. There will be cake.
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Your phone is ringing. You heard me, pick up the phone. When you pick up there will be cake
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Hello Tim, I have been observing you for quite a while now. You will make an excelent test subject. There will be cake.
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suck my johnson
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Hello My Name Is Glados And I Am A Bi otch
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You suck Nelson.
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Welcome to Rollz and Amons Portal 2 Co-op.
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I love nerotoxin
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hola mario. soy glados.
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POOP.
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hello, simple human? I am here to cut your tiny little body into a million pieces. enjoy and have a nice day.
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As
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Hello. I am Glados. I will be your test instructor. When we are done with the testing, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Peach I love you
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Proceed to the highlighted route.
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You're horrible person
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Oh. It's you, again.
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Mixing it with DJ CU2
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So you tryt to escape? I cant let you do this so please stop
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Oh, Aki. You're finally awake. Let us get started
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Joe is a jew
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You smell because I'm going to murder you
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You have a new messege
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Hello again Wayne. Nice to have you back. Please proceed with your work.
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Thank you for contacting dunkin donuts!
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You seem to have an incoming call. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube is calling and does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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piss of fuck off
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You have a phone call Tony
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twilight sparkle
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ring ring ring ring pick up the phone you have a call ring ring ring ring
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Hello. You will not be terminated.
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i dont even
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hello my people and terits
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Great, now I am a Potato.
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Hello! You are really sexy.
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You have three seconds to answer your phone before they eat the cake, 3, 2, 1, Cake eaten, youre a failure
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Hello Commander Welcome Back
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They inserted a morality core to stop me from killing them all, I was fine until you incinerated it, you dangerous killing mutant.
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Hello! How are you? I SHALL TERMINATE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
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Welcome Recruit. Do not panic. Numbness in the limbs is a natural side-effect of the transportation process.
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You have mail, please read it
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My roof, you have a text message.
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very funny
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sorry, we are experiencing some technical difficulties, please standby.
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Why hello, Jessica. I've been waiting for you.
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your companion cube will never threaten to stab you
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Welcome To Techbear Computers
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hi im badges best shaman ever
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The following message goes out to a miss, spicy cat. Aperture science is pleased to announce that you have tested positive in awesome. Congratulations. Continue testing.
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Hello welcome to the Prince Of Persia game room. wich one do you want to play?
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i love you babe
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Hi. Amanda can't take your call right now, but as her sentient electronic assistant, I can. I have literally nothing else to do. Leave your message at the beep.
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You have reached the voicemail of test subject alpha. Please leave a message, not that it matters.
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Hot tamale, Hot hot tamale, hot tamale hot, hot! Do you like tamale, hot hot tamale? I like tamale hot hot! Hot tamale, Hot hot tamale, hot tamale hot, hot! Do you like tamale, warm tamale? No! I like Hot tamale! Hot tamale, Hot hot tamale, hot tamale
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Hello Adam, I am your computer and I have an urgent message for you. Click on the attached link to open the encrypted file. Be quick.
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Hello Joshua. You are very ugly. You smell like a donkey. Because you are a donkey. Ha Ha
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in three-hundred meters, turn left, then keep right
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Hi Myriam.
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Hallo Yannick. How was your day? Thank you for using this computer. GLaDOS wisches you a nice time.
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Master, I've got new email for you
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WHY YOU NO HAVE CAKE?
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Aliff Ridzuan
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Hi I like pie.
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You know you can do whatever you want. Exept I allow you.
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Problem officer?
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this is a cat
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minecraft is for science
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hello dror
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I am Glados and i want to kill you! now jump in acid!
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Oh good. There you are. Let's get started. We're going to have fun. With science. Rated everyone.
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Bonjour victor comment vas-tu ?
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I love sex
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Pick up your phone, moron. After all, it could be those long lost birth parents of yours.
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fap fap fap fap fap fap
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what is your name?
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what's your name
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i love you\
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you are beautiful
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hello hello hello hello
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caitlinphantom you have reached 500 followers on dailybooth. the test is now over, please make your way to the incinerator.
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slay them say them al with no mercy no mercy for the weak
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Hello. This is a test, to test the test. And the tester.
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Begin testing
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Cool story bro, but it needs more guns
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Hello Dave now are you
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Haha Greywolf and tristan be a noobs. Level 1 defcon 3 will be occupied by sas and delta force
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Gavin where are you
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