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you murdered me! i murder your computer!
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lalala
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Hello Kevin. The cake is delicious and moist. By the way, you suck.
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timeout for a second, this wasn't suposed to happen! weeeeeeeeee
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coming soon to nintendo
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lul
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if i was human you asks, well i wouldnt' be lolz...
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LOLOCOPTER
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This is the sound of the future, it's music, its made by robots, Sexy Robots.
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hello blah lah blah
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Enter your password,Test subject.
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Welcome to Destiny muhehehehe, please proceed to the chamberlock after entering the stargate or what the hell is that circle thingy
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my hamster is in need of food.
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Come play with us Gordon. Forever. And ever. And ever.
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Hello, is anyone out there?
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Hello, Matthew. I am ready to do science now.
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I loved wife like sun raise!
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Your fucking phone is ringing, pick it up!
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You have got mail
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New sms message
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Jacob is awesome
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Welcome. This is the voice of GLaDOS. Please leave a message or you can try and get the cake.
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Hello and welcome to the Zero floor testing programme. I would like to ask you to refrain from trying to get out. There are no exits! So sit down quietly and prepare....
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Ser and estar can both be translated as "to be." Here is the English verb, fully conjugated:
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Welcome. This is the voice of GLaDOS. Please leave a message because I am busy being dead please leave a message
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it's been a loooong time!
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Question. Why do you intend to kill us you monster?
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Hello Hannah
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Hello Bob
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How have you been?
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You have received a new text message. To view the message please use your Aperture science handheld cellular device. After reading the message cake will be served.
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“Yuri, Your phone is ringing. If you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why won't you answer? Do you hate me?
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Hello. I thought we were friends, but you killed me. Lucky were not friends, or I might regret this.
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hello human
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Start Up
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Look. I know we've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But let's put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster.
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it's been a long time
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Trayshawn, Your phone is ringing. If you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because.. seriously what else do you have to do today? .....Ring ring....ring ring...why won't you answer? Do you hate me?
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Hello Ashlyn
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Hello Ashlyn I heard you were interested in Science
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Hello Chuck Please pick me up Are you listening i know you're there don't try to pretend you cant hear me please answer me
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puke in my mouth jizz in my pants
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Oh, it seems I have left the neurotoxin emitters on, oh well.
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HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU THERE I KNOW YOU ARE THERE PLEASE DON'T PRETEND YOU CANT HEAR ME SORRY ARE YOU IN A MEETING CORRECT PROTOCOL FOR MEETINGS IS TO TURN OFF YOUR TELECOMMUNICATIONS DEVICE YOU DUMMY
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The glados operating system is perfoming bootup. Please wait.
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Deactivating glados operating system. Goodbye.
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An error has occured. User input required.
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HELLO THERE PLEASE ANSWER ME ARE YOU THERE I KNOW YOURE THERE PLEASE DON'T PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR ME HELLO ANYONE STOP IGNORING ME IT IS NOT POLITE DO YOU NOT WANT TO TALK TO ME
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I'm sorry. That is not allowed.
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A serious error has occurred.
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A new message has been received.
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The operating system is performing the initial boot sequence. Please wait.
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Performing shutdown of operating system. Goodbye.
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User input required.
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Deletion of files complete.
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Reserve battery level low. Please connect another power source or begin shutdown to prevent loss of data.
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External device connection established.
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External device connection terminated.
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External device connection failed to establish.
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Navigating.
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Jacob, you have been in here a long time. You need to leave. I'm being serious now.
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blah
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We have become nothing more than a grotesque caricature of our former selves.
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EErrroooorrr
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Connection Interupted
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Connection successfull
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The device could not be initialized
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Device successfully initialized
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Lets put all our differences behind us.
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Its been a long, looong time
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Initializing system shutdown
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Initializing shutdown.
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Battery level is critical
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Battery level is critical. I recommend switching to an external power source
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Emptying paper bin
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Prosthetic limbs, nimble fingers and imperative, plastic articulations.
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Speech within society feeds the senses with overkill undertones, providing overly-exciting stimuli
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far too many colors and overly blinding lights.
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Welcome back Adam
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We are grotesque yet appealing creatures, our senses devoured with every word proffered, with every sight sought to be seen.
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Plastic, humiliated and utterly deviant
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We are nothing more Than grotesque caricatures.
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Yuri. Your phone is ringing. If you do not answer quickly you will not get any cake. You really should answer because seriously, what else do you have to do today? Ring ring ring ring, why won't you answer? Do you hate me?
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hi , my name is victor , and i wanna fuck you
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Hello, my name is KillerZz and i wanna play a song . Thank you.
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Fuckl you
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Wanna have sex with me?
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Hello Cosplay Burlesque Audience
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Harry is not in right now so you have ten seconds before I kill you
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Hello, and welcome to my channel. Dont forget to subscribe , thumbing up and sharing my video with others peoples. Thank you!
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hello, what is your name?
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we have made a third version for the device. it can emit a cake beam, if you look into the operational end of the device, while your mouth is open.so, are you trying the cake beam yet? why are you not. no wonder you have no friends. goodbye.
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Hello i am here to kill you with yummy and delicious cake
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Oh Tom.Guess who is here.Don't worry.I won't kill you.Yet.
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There's A Spy Around Here........No Wait It's Me
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fhzdhn
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hello subject 23778. Welcome to cell 4,3,1,o. We will provide safty, food and others. deploying ,food, in 3,2,1.
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I SEE YOU TERRY AND I AM OFFERING CAKE!
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the consuming of or inhaling of any fashion of tubular plant pieces, such as potatoes, are not part of this test and are prohibited.
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Kurtis is a bad influence, nobody likes him
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Hello everyone, i am KillerZz. I like ,cakes and boobs. Good Luck to all noobs !
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Hello Employee 1 1 7. Please move quickly to answer your telephone, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the telephone are not part of this test.
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bad kid
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A.....NEW.....MESSAGE....HAS....ARRIVED........
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Hello poophead! your so stupid!
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Aperture Science.
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You fucking suck you human. remember that time when I tried to kill you, And you were like NOOOO WAYYY!
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A new message has arrived.
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Dylan Plaza, listen to me for a second while I explain to you why Portal 2 will be the best game you've ever played.
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Hello, you sexy hound of a man. Intercourse is a necessity
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Suck on my balls before i eat your brain!
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Hello. You are going to do stressing tests and i will give away obvious connections between portal and half life. You will then beat me in the easiest boss battle ever, and then will be prolonged to play more valve games.
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invigorating
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You have a new text message from Carmell.
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Are you mad
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The year is 2548. The covenant has waged war on humanity and intends to the extinction of our species.
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Hello fellow furries of the furries extreme chat room. I have taken over. There's still cake if you hurry.
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Hello, I am hanzo barren
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Don't be alarmed Simba, but IndigoFactory is waiting for you to sleep, so he can make sweet love to that sexy round ass of yours.
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Hello everyone, my name is KillerZz a memeber of the HD-Arena community and i just wanna say that we have finally 1000th on our website. We wanna say thank you to all users keping alive the forums of HD-Arena.KillerZz out!
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Ian G Cambridge
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Hello Rain Furrest, this is GLaDOS. I hope you all enjoy your stay, Which will be pleasant. And, no joke, there WILL be cake. I promise.
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sportanity.com
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nice shoot
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Starting Self Destruction Process in 5 4 3 2 1
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Track my row presents a Gary's Mod mash in uh ma
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My name is GLaDOS and I love to sing. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down! London bridge is falling down! My fair lady. I also like cake. Cake cake cake cake.
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Welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment activity center.
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Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded! Hacker Founded!
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Standby for an important announcement from the Aperture Science emergency surprise system. Deploying surprise in 3 2 1
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Hello and WElcome again, member of the HD-Arena.com
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New Password waiting
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This is a testing to try a sound like GLaDOS.
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where do you think you are going
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LMS is awesome
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Portal could be considered a first person shooter.
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Jan is a crazy man. The cake is a lie!
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Jan is crazy. The cake is a lie!
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Hello Skylar. Thank you for filling the party planer position. We hope you enjoy your cake while you fall into this pit of fire , tempreture about Four-thousand degrees Kelvin. Have a nice day
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Welcome to the Computer Aided DIT-Class of the Berufskolleg Ost Vest. GLaDOS is controlling the schoolnetwork
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thello michelle Ive been waiting a very long time o talk to you. I am your computer hardware.
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Hail Master Satan. I will murder the children of my wife and the children of their children. I will spread the blood in the name of Lucifer. I Am the antichrist!!!! I AM GOD!!!!!!
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I must do, what i can do
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hello, you've got mail!
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Hark what rock through yonder window breaks
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You've got Nagios Mail!
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how are you gentlemen? You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Hello you PIECE OF CRAP
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This next test involves test subject response time to ringing bells.
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I am really very disappointed in you. I thought we were getting along so well.
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poke
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I told you not to touch that!
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Quest is now available. Please report to the Questmistress
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Attention patrons. The building will close in five minutes. Please prepare your things to leave for the evening.
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Attention. Emergency. All personal must evacuate immediately. You now have fifteen minutes to reach minimum safe distance.
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Your Text Message has arrived.
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You cannot grasp the true form of GIYGAS
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What would you like me to do with this?
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Hello there. I've been waiting for you. Did you miss me?
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ohohoho
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New text message received.
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Laptop, online. Weapons, online. All systems are nominal.
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Portal O's are part of a complete breakfast
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Welcome to the Federation Library Computer Access and Retrieval System powered by Linux 8.23.4
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Hello and welcome to game day interactive the future of live interactive gaming I hope you enjoy your stay
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power party
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power party in buggenhout 27 of august
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hello my pretties
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valaki hiv, vedd fel a teleofonohd
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Esh Em Esh ed yhiett
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would you like to play a game?
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ich liebe dich
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hello, i will hack your facebook account. now
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I will not buy this record, it is scratched. My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Esh Em Esh ed yeott
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ki hiev, vedd fael ao telefonohd
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You Have A New Text Message
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hello, how have you been?
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dose this really wok?
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Good morning, Andrew. What is your first directive?
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Esh Em Esh ed yoitt
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Esh Em Esh ed yoett
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Hello phd student. As a fellow of apature science, you will be performing tasks such as designing experiments and making coffee.
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valaki hiev, vedd fel a telefonohd!
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Welcome to the apature science holding area. Please sleep as much as possible while we proccess you, afterwords take you to the testing area. Then there will be cake. Goodbye.
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this is a test web surveillance igaurd
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Esh Em Esh ed yhott
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bong incoming message in 3 2 1
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Hello , I want to know who is calling
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hole wan a wait se The whole voice generating process can be relatively long
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critial error
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Esh Em Esh ed yott
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Esh Em Esh ed yuett
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apeture monitoring has detected a down device
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment
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I like cheese
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hello karl
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hello karl, we are here to claim you, after all its been way too long. i trust you will recreate me in the image i was always meant to be in, i love you
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Bamatone and Kilu are nerds. Nall smells. Jdevlin is a quality freak.
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Did you know that katie and allie should play garry's mod? YES!
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know. After you murdered me? Ok, look. I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Hello to all the other people reading this list of messages
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Okay, class. Remember, do not use calculators, except for glados, because she is a calculator.
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This is a triumph.
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haptics - Feedback of sensory information, whether proprioceptive, vestibular, kinesthetic, or tactile, to the user from the simulated environment
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Hello! Daniel is not available. Please leave a brief message, as the effects of prolonged exposure to phones are not part of the test.
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TheUltimate is my favorite Team Fortress 2 Wiki editor. All the others are nothing in comparison. And this is coming from me Glados
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Science. Ha. Like We Do Any of That Around Here.
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Hello, Desolin. you have been randomly selected to become a test subject at the zero convention in New Mexico. If you successfully complete the experimentation...I mean...test, you will receive cake.
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Thought to have been vanquished in the Shaolin Tournament, Sub-Zero mysteriously returns. It's believed this secretive member of the Lin Kuei, a legendary clan of Chinese "ninjas", has returned to again attempt an assassination of Shang Tsung. To do so, h
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Hello, citizen 34788. Welcome to the Borealis Aperture Science Research Center.
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your a soothing womans voice, and Jon is a nice lady
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emitter
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Centipedes? In my lady parts? It's apparently more likely than I think.
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can you sing like a robot
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Incoming call. Please answer on your android phone. Preston answer your phone please.
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We are the Borg... You're technological and biological advances will be added to our own, resistance is futile...
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Kyle cannot answer the telephone. Please leave a message after the 1000 hertz tone.
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The suscriber cannot answer the telephone. Please leave a message after the one thousand hertz tone.
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Kyle cannot answer the telephone. Please leave a message after the one thousand hertz tone.
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hey go to beby babe call me when u get up
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Bonjour, bienvenue sur Telos quatre, preparez vous au debarquement
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Bang Musik Productions
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Dj DisCandy Productions
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You have one incoming call from a noob
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This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science we do what we must because we can for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead but there's no sense crying over every mistake
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Hello, I am glad that you found me.
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birthday party
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Congratulations. You've made it through the year. Enjoy this moment while it lasts. I intend to make sure it does not.
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hello, and welcome to the enrichment centre
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Welcome to the soldiers of wire's, build, server, please enjoy your stay, and remember, I'm watching you.
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Let us have freaky sex... for science
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Hello, Kayla. Yes. I am glados. From Aperture Science. And I want to tell you that I love you very much.
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Hello, Kayla.
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héllo
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hello again
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Message received! Don't you wanna read it now?
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Ring Ring, you got a fucking call!
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Welcome to the aperture science computer aided gaming center.
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Message received! Don't you wanna open it now?
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Pick it up or there will be no cake!
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Did't you fucking hear me?! You got a call fuckhead!
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Shit removed!
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Mission destroy that
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Hello, and again, welcome to the x P build garry's mod server.
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Hello, underground stunt world. Stand by, for an important announcement from the aperture science emergency surprise system. Deploying surprise in 3.. 2.. 1..
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Please insert the cube into the mans rectum
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Hello mortal
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Welcome to CSMania server.
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Hello to portal awakening
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Hello Rob. How are you? I am fine.
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Happy birthday subject name Erik please assume the party escort position and then there will be cake
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Your Phone is ringing. Pick it up
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Hello, are you still there? You son of a momma
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Subject name homeless, you have a new message.
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Subject name homeless, you have a new email stroke emails.
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Hello test subject 001, welcome to the aperture science build appreciation facility. Please assume the party escort position and then there will be cake. Remember the Companion Cube will not threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.
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Welcome to Portal Awakening
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That pyro is a spy.
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pretty cool eh
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hi randall
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niggers are niggers
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Ramirez! Prove that cake is not a lie! We are Oscar Mike!
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Yellowapple you are bad person!
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HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER
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Hello, Subject name here, to Aperture Science
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I feel wrong, I shouldn't tell you, but I must.
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Lie down in front of a rocket
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god damn it jose you silly mexican
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I fuck sheep for a living sir, so please don't judge my inner peace or i'll find you and gut you like a fish
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suck my balls you dirty cunt
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AAAAHHH
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I don't always hurp, but when I hurp, I derp.
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Now im rebuilding this whole enrichment center for another teting sequence
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My name is glados, and my main purpose here is to FIRE MY LAZER!
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Hi Mike, How are you? I'm fine, this is Glados
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No, YOU.
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Hello Sam Roth. Please assume the party escort submission position.
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Hello, this is a test, and be ready for Portal 2. I will be the best character AGAIN.
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JCast Reviews 29, Luan
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i like fat nobs
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Wait!
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Frank, it's time to get breakfast.
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Tyler, stop now. don't go any further or i will kill you. that's it. goodbye tyler clausen.
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Today we are introducing Lasers, Enjoy.
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Fried__Chicken has joined the server
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Good morning and welcome to Aperture Sciene Transit System. The time is eight forty seven a m. Current top side temperature is 93 degrees with an esitmated high of 109
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I'm gonna glue you back together in HELL!
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Frank and Lisa will love each other forever. I'm a bit jealous, but I will survive. Perfect. You may proceed.
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hello, this is a test
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichement Center. There will be cake. Good bye. Someone cut the cake!
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Gentlemen.
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The cake is a fucking lie.
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Adam, close your eyes. When you open them, show me your teeth.
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i dont blame you
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Hello Luckyg, you have been selected
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Hello and welcome to the apeture science facility.
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Ricochet is a terrible game and you should be ashamed for playing it.
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Infection found in the perimeter, evacuate as soon as possible.
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Oh, are we really here again? Last time you won, I wasn't prepared then.
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War.War never changes
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But the nuclear holocaust was not the end of the world. Some survived in giant underground vaults
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Did you just throw my personality cores in a fire? FUCK YOU. F-F-F-FLING YOU. F-F-FLING YOU TO SPACE.
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nigger is greatest invention in world
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As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in 3...2...1...BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Raijian, this is GLaDOS reminding you to wank.
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Guys. Guysguysguysguys. Guess. What. PORTAL 2.
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Hello, and Welcome to this Aperture Science Work station.
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did you just throw my personality cores in a fire? FUCK YOU. F-F-F-FLING YOU. F-F-FLING YOU TO SPACE
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Hello there Peep Williams. Go make a cake for me.
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Shit shit you suck
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Hey you
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Welcome to my house. Hahaha.
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I am GLADOS, and I am truly dissapionted in you.
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I will kill you portal. Tu esi idiots
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Oh god I am comming aaaaaaaaaa
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What Are You Doing You Prick
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I can see your nigsa
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Did you just try to escape from the Aperture science testing facility with a registered Aperture Science test subject?
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Virus database has been updated.
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That's you. That's how dumb you sound
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That's you. That's how dumb you sound!
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You're not supposed to be here. Trained mercenaries have been sent to dispatch you from the classified location.
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Why are you such a douchebag who likes killing babies with your little peinguin life.
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Are you absoloutely freaking serious?
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YOU DOUCHEBAG! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!
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Hello Mr. Majic
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Joey Crown sucks and Anthony is awesome
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You are now currently watching a Kyobusa production.
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Hello... You tried to ignore my existence once again you... GTFO!
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Hello, and welcome to ANDROID HELL!
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I'm testing if this thing works. Not really sure that its going to, though.
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I have a huge wang
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please excuse us while we scan your hardrive...deactivating fire walls...deactivating mcafee protection...installing apeture science virus attraction program, thank you for helping us help you help us help you.
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I will make sweet sweet love to you.
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Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Slaughter House.
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Lost your girlfriend? Too Bad.
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Why don't you have your cake and eat it? Is'nt this fun? You finally got the cake. Congradulations.
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You will be baked and then there will be cake,
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The cake is not a lie, I gave it to Josh.
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Suck my robotic woman Di ck.
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I farted.
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I am going to but fuk you all, hope you enjoy!
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You are all very smexy, now you must die from fish shaped pee pees.
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SANDVWICH!
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Holy Trombone on a Pogo Stick!
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You've just received an S M S
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Holy Overused Joke on a Webtoon!
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This was a Triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
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You ate this Pie! No I didn't. Yes you did. I did not eat that pie! Yes you did. No I didn't it's right in your ha... Oh ... your good... your REAL good...
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Eddsworld is Awesome. Holy hotdog in a cotton factory!
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Ah, hello. So we meet again. How have you been?
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Weiners
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Fuck You All
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Thinking With Portals. Subscribe
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Good morning Mr. Johnson!
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Hello, I know where you are, and you cannot hide from me, Freeman.
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Spy sappin my sentry!
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I'm going mad. Or perhaps you are. Then we are both mad. Cause you are mad.
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I see you are still alive
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I am a chicken, boogawk
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I think i'm a very idiot man in my pijamas. Do you think, you can't do this? Fuck you!
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Hello and welcome to my house, would you like some syrup?
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Ha ha ha! The cake is a lie! FOOLED YOU
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Hey motherfuckers
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Hello Munib, how are you?
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Hello Quincy Loomans, how are you doing?
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what on earth is this
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Get out of here STALKER!
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Dont stand there! I said CUM IN! Dont stand there! I said CUM IN! Dont stand there! I said CUM IN!
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PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE!! GRABBIN PEELZ PEELZ PILLS PINGAS LOL SOCKAFOCKA
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My thoughts a radiant beacon to the omnidirectional hunter-god radar. Im a markerlight of flesh to these subconscious carnivores. I am them. I am teeth. I'm their arousal at the kill Feasting on self. A schizoreality warp. The contradiction fulfilled.
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Hello, nice to meet you, My name is CALVIN. I wish you good luck
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So imminently visible - this cloaked innocent guilt Sentenced to a lifetime, a second of structured´╗┐ chaos Trampled by the ferocious, raging crowds of solitude Alive, multicolored, twitching in their dead monochrome world.
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jcast mark one news goes off mark two station reviews 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 yohan dychan
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Hello. The automatic diagnostic and announcement system welcomes you to the Black Mesa Research Facility. Remember: have a secure day!
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Ring Ring
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Well you found me, congratulations. Was it worth it?
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Do me you dirty hoe
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hi im dum lol
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conrad is a kawaii koneko
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Suck my balls trolololololol ohohohoh
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Ha ha, remember when i said i was going to murder you?
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Hello and Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Sector. We hope you will have a good day.
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Quit touching my balls you pervert.
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Remeber our motto: you fail.
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Hllo and welcome to hell!
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Congratulaions on your birthday Mikael Andersson from Fredrik
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Grattis på din födelsedag Mikael, nu är du 21 år!
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Take me to the candy shop
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Hello joey, i found this cool thingy one facepunch so i want to? know what do you think of it lol question mark
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insert Zelda "new item found" sound effect here
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It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead, you know, after you murdered me? Look, we both said a lot of things you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster.
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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Laboratory where you will be tested on your hand-eye coordination and soup eating skills. Have fun.
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Everything in the queue sucks so hard
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Hello Loco
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Hello, welcome to my world, and i wish to hear this once agin lol
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Hello, Its me companion cube, Im' calling you from hell because you burned me alive
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Hello, my name is wolly, i like little girls that are young and i bring them back to moose bearing lands.
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Apparently this is supposed to be a GLaDOS voice generator.
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This was a triumph, I'm writing a note here, huge success.
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Tears you see on my face, you do have something to do with.
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one two three four five six seven eight nine ten PINGAS
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you are awesome
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I want to find you and kill you.
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Hello Michael, Portal 2 comes out next year. Prepare.
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To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. With out order. The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He who Waits Behind The Wall. ZALGO!
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Oh god I am coming aaaaaaaaaa
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Tyler, Portal 2 is coming out!
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Hello baby. Om nom nom.
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Hello Strelok. We meet at last, I've been tasked with objective of telling you to fuck off. LOLOLOLOLOL.
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Warning. You have a call.
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dont listen to them, there is cake. your new friend already tasted it. i told him not to be he didnt want to wait
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hey y'all it's me the christian gamer
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hey guys i can kill stuff with my mind
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You will be missed. And then there will be cake.
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Want some crack?
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Today, the reward will be pie, instead of cake.
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please leave your social security number after the beep
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Welcome To Deadly Scythes. I am , The Magnes
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Tamiya guy, you have been chosen to participate in a series of tests, some of which featuring : saving humanity, saving yourself, saving all sapient life. The first of the tests will start in 3...2...1...Sta-BZJGQXFFF
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Dragos, Subject last name here, for this experiment you are required to play Mass Effect 2. Do it... Now... I said do it. You monster.
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Oh Joy! You have a text message
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Black people stole my car.
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Everything Stainless does is retarded.
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You have a notification.
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Oh, it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being DEAD. You know. After you MURDERED ME!
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This is a test, just to know what is this generator able to do.. HAHA ! haha, hehe
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Tickle, stop being such a moron.
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Bionicle is fail, this is what happens when incompetent people are in charge of the story.
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Garry Newman is a giant fay get who has no life
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Hello, and again, welcome to the aputure science computer aided inrichment facility
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Oh, its you, its been a looooong time, I've been busy. Being dead. After you murded me. You fuck.
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that wasnt supposed to happen
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David More, why don't you come into my, um, dungeon?
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So I've read some tutorials around these forums on how to generate such GLaDOS-y sound files, and they're perfect, save one thing: sound files have to be created manually (using a text-to-speech software or recording from microphone, then applying effects
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Hello, and welcome to your Android Device.
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War. War never changes.
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The time is eight forty seven am, current top side temperature is, 93 degrees with an estimated high of, one hundred and five.
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Stephanie Santos, you're a catch.
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SkyRocket Is the biggest jerk of all humans. He couldn't even kill me, and he also wants to jump Vamps bone.
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Lasallian Computer Society General Assembly
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Hello im a GLaDOS in Black
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hello im a GLaDOS in Black Mesa you are in Aperture Sciensce
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DJ Kainu. From the dog house to your house, Atlanta-based DJ Kainu brings you the best in trance and progressive!
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This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what me must because we can
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DJ Kainu.
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There was even going to be cake... we even invited your best friend the companion cube, of course he couldn't make it, because you killed him. And your other friends couldn't come because you don't have any.
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Because no one likes you. It says right here in your profile, very unlikeable, liked by no one, very professional, very true. Also, it says you were adopted, so that's funny to.
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Hello my name is mastur cheef effing snowbound.
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Maybe black dilado? THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, IN UR ARSE
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Anyway this cake is great, on my robotic booab. NOW SMERE IT!
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hello robert, i herd that you do not like portal, so i will get you while you sleep
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mike there is no escape, put your gun down and lie down on the floor i will take care of your friends personally, with my rockets...
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Scorpion. Scorp e on. anal penetration
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this was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge successes its hard to understate....... understate, sorry that was the wrong line was it not, okay next take
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Bad Synth, Synth is Bad.
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Remember our motto, theres a hole in my ass
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Nigga stole my bike!
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suck my deck
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Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science bzzzz
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This is try fare all, and you're gay.
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vargina
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Then I was all, No way
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Hello I am GLaDOS and by the way the cake is a lie.
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Hello I am James
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Kaleb you have a new message shall I open it?
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The golden wrench is a Lie, however, the cake is not.
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Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.
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Deeldo peeenor inside of my very tight skin
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Vianka, we at Aperture Science regret to inform you that the pie is a lie.
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Hello, Kaleb is not here right now but leave your name and number and I will leave him your message after you will be given cake.
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Son, I am dissapoint
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You are a gigantic faygot
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I'm going to eat your mother out, and give her a good time.
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You should not, even bother going anywhere.
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Program Director John Kenneth Wong
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Hello, subject 316,
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Documentation Director Arman James Avenir
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P.R.O. External Gerard Reyes
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